This was the funniest fricking shit I have ever seen

This was the funniest fricking shit I have ever seen

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was right, the movie sucks

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep pressing play but it just changes the size of the video.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you gotta have a Cinemaphile pass to play the video

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Install ViolentApe extension.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you try turning it off and on again?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      door stuck
      door stuck

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finger your ass counter clockwise then use the finger to press. I'd been rotating clockwise this whole time with no success.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry but you gotta update your browser

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesnt work on chrome unless you have addons. chrome doesn't support flash anymore remember? or you can use firefox the superior browser

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have some advanced form of mental moronation where anything vaguely resembling a white triangle around the middle of an image registers as a play button and invites me to click it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      These guys are trolling you it's a screenshot from facebook you have to go find it since this gay OP refuses to link it

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should see Clod in the movie Elemental, because he's even funnier. You will be cheering and laughing and clapping.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm getting all clodded up bro!! It's gonna be one of THOSE nights!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was getting popcorn butter head during this movie but I was soft until clod. Got hard and busted before his minute long scene was even done.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cancel show fans actually liked
    >so you can make another failed movie about women taking over a franchise
    >second time you tried
    >force the male actor to pretend he’s all about it
    Prove him wrong

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ash vs. The Evil Dead ended at the right time. Maybe a little late. It had run out of story.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it made 146 million on a 19 million dollar budget though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you the distributors kid? Why do I care about its profit?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you said it was a failed movie but the success of a movie is determined by its box office especially a dumb horror movie

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh sorry wasnt the original anon, yeah my family liked it despite not being a fan of the franchise.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >force
      bruce cuckbell is a lefty gay

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. He don't support Trump. He seem like the kinda guy that would but he don't.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cancel show fans actually liked
      Never heard a single fan talk about it other than to say "xena doesn't look THAT bad despite being a grandmother!"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Campbell has that physical appearance of the kind of guy who looks like a normal American and then belts out "uh yeah actually i'm a liberal trans lives matter tuck frump betchya didn't see that coming I care about the little guy" homosexualry these actors think are groundbreaking decade and decade.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's almost like the job of "Actor" entails pretending to be other people your entire life.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Be child
      >Have child brain
      >Express misplaced outrage
      Prove me wrong

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ehh... he's kind of right. The movie mostly sucks. The 3rd act was okay, when it started getting more crazy and feeling more like an actual Evil Dead film.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peter Murphy at the last Bauhaus show at this venue "The Paramount" he told the audience to collectively go frick themselves.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie was shit, why is he getting pissed off

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Campbell isn’t a very successful actor and they probably cut him a check to do PR for it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a VERY successful actor. He's been working regularly for 35-40 years. What do you think success is if bruce isn't a success?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ash vs evil dead also fricking sucks. i was so optimistic for it too.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when franchise reboots that didn't have the original stars in them would bomb horribly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the movie didnt bomb thou, it was a box office success

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        dyslexic moron

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be happy when Bruce Campbell is dead. Personal reasons.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Compare that to Mark Hamill being silenced and made a fool for any critic of nuWars. At least Bruce is a part of a franchise with soul.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its funny that he still appeared in the movies though huh? and every single promotional thing they got him to be in. i guess for mark hammill the leftoid, as long as he gets yet another paycheck at age 75, and still gets to pretend to be against it after its all done, its all good?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mark hasn't talked shit about Disney Star Wars for years now. He's too busy sending over money to fund war these days.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          he has talked shit at least subtly, to get on the fans side. and i suppose he actually is personally annoyed a bit because luke skywalker was shat on big time and he was riding that recognition for the rest of his life. like i said though he was more than happy to take the disney paycheck and do every single promotion and probably suck their dick while also trying to get the fans public opinion of him up too.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mark Hamil is a very soft man. The worst part about the sequels is having to see more Mark Hamil. There’s something about his personality that pisses me off. Like an inferiority complex over ever having the one big role.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's become some annoying California wine aunt. He just doesn't want people to remember when he called people midgets in the 70's.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i used to despise carrie fisher for being a roasty prostitute always talking shit about mark because her rancid pussy was wet for harrison, but she was kind of right.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            although i'll add that of course, harrison ford is just as much of a homosexual actually.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Carrie was a bawd but she knew how to identify and expose gays. Even Paul Simon couldn't keep up.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Carrie is my least favourite because she gets worshipped so much by weirdo fans. Literally just a nepo baby who lucked out on that one role. She never had another good role and she spent the rest of her life doing coke in her mansion until she snorted herself into an early grave. Can’t say she’s exactly likeable or relatable.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was raised to be a Hollywood frickboy. He was never going to have a serious opinion in that vapid little head of his. He was destined to be a follower, a cumhole used and abused and passed around and doing nothing but straining at the leash and barking the opinions of whoever held it. I honestly think he was just a coin's flip away from transitioning, had he been born a generation later he surely would have.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He presents as a grizzled old used up queen who never got over his twinkdeath.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's right you know

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yeah whatever smartass. i figured out it was a fake tweet when the video wouldn't work.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I remember watching a video where this happened just a month back.

      its a 3 months old video you get on youtube. barely anyone has seen it likely because they tried their best to squash it because the movie is actual dogshit. i'm just surprised that reddit types kind of agree with him. i suppose bruce campbell isn't as big of a wholesome keanu chungus.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here, I found the video. I guess that anon who mass replied and called it fake knew he was wrong:

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I remember watching a video where this happened just a month back.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I just googled it, yeah it's real. I bet you feel really stupid now.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is 2022-2023 the worst period of all time for horror movies?
    Classic franchises have absolutely raped with these shitty entries including Hellraiser, Scream, TCM, Halloween, and Evil Dead.
    I can only pray Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elmstreet aren’t next.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Given that the heckler was a local, no, I think Chins McSellout is the one that should frick off back to the US and his multi-million dollar McMansion in the Hollywood hills.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >March 2023
    Who the frick cares?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    evil dead series was the worst shit i've ever seen

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mommy

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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