I don't know what in the frick was the point behind this movie. The entire thing from end to end was references to the first movie, reenacting most of the scenes and repeating most of the lines. Meanwhile the actors were a who's who of early 00s has beens that have not appeared in a damn thing in a decade. And the message is everything sucks and then you die.
Dante's life is just pure shit from start to finish. He is treated like shit so much that he actually dies telling Randal off about how much of a piece of shit he is.
Notice how Randal's story doesn't have a conclusion? He decides to turn his life around, make something, and gets his friend killed, his movie is never finished, never sells so he keeps working at the Quick Stop, and now he is friendless and alone.
On top of the fact that the lesson from the second movie was ignored, he never went anywhere in life and just did the same thing forever.
Reboot is terrible too. Almost entirely the exact same jokes from Strike Back, only everyone is old and visibly uncomfortable. Distractingly awkward and Smith has somehow gotten worse on a craft level, which is amazing given it was never his strong suit anyway.
>visibly uncomfortable.
Alright I don't want to see that. I'll keep skipping it for now.
You’re missing nothing, so it’s for the best. The only person I remember seeming happy to be there and like they were really trying was Melissa Benoist in a brief cameo spoofing Batman v Superman. Even Jason Lee who used to be charming as hell seemed to be having a hard time. It has never felt more like people showed up to do Kevin a favour.
Reboot is terrible too. Almost entirely the exact same jokes from Strike Back, only everyone is old and visibly uncomfortable. Distractingly awkward and Smith has somehow gotten worse on a craft level, which is amazing given it was never his strong suit anyway.
Reboot is one of the worst movies ever made. I'm a huge Kevin Smith fan when it comes to everything up to and including Clerks 2. I was physically getting hotter and hotter from how angry it was making me. It's so unfunny to the point of feeling like he shitposted a whole movie just to say frick you to people who wanted it. I don't like Strikes Back but Jesus christ it's
Way better than this inane drivel.
>I think Kevin Smith genuinely smoked himself moronic.
Actully it is his ugly wife. Most people don’t know this, but getting stuck with an ugly wife is mind mushing, it breaks down your will to think.
Trust me on this.
He got stuck with her because I think she got preggro on like his first or second frick with her.
Btw it was obvious she was fricking him base don being the new hotness in hollywoood for 5 minutes (his name used to appear on magazines covers in the same headline as Tarantino as the new Hollywood wave.)
So she is likely equally secretly pissed she got stuck with a dud.
>works in Hollywood, can’t take one single photo without pointing at someone else to deempnis himself.
It’s obvious he hates himself and has a terminal case of imposter syndrome
Something about some older guys made him and some guy molest some girl under a bridge in Jersey
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Wanna see a dead body tier, who cares.
The shit I did underage would give me a life sentence if I was an adult and got caught, no sexual stuff because I have Christ bound, but I brought the holy war to the blacks at night where the school administration couldn’t protect them.
Can anybody explain how he made a movie as good as Clerks 1 and proceeded to never even touch its quality again? How do you peak that hard and be so totally ignorant to how much worse you get?
He put literally every good idea he had into that movie. Most talented filmmakers have the opposite. Where their first movie is the weakest or at least the one that's not very focused, but Smith has none of the talent and just caught lightning in a bottle with a good script and good cast/performances.
holy frick this was garbage wish the guy actually died of cancer would have been better ending to these shit characters. and playing ball hockey on a roof is the dumbest shit ever
All of Kevin Smith's movies are
what the frick is the point of making a movie thats just "REMEMBER THIS OTHER MOVIE???"
you know why
dsp biopic when?
It sounded incredibly depressing
Smith really lost any element f skill he once had. This was sitcom-tier in how it looked.
I think his old director of photography did Mando season 1. He's moved beyond clerks
>Smith really lost any element f skill he once had.
He made one decent movie in his entire career. I'm referring, of course, to Yoga Hosers.
Hose you off, with my dick
I don't know what in the frick was the point behind this movie. The entire thing from end to end was references to the first movie, reenacting most of the scenes and repeating most of the lines. Meanwhile the actors were a who's who of early 00s has beens that have not appeared in a damn thing in a decade. And the message is everything sucks and then you die.
Dante's life is just pure shit from start to finish. He is treated like shit so much that he actually dies telling Randal off about how much of a piece of shit he is.
Notice how Randal's story doesn't have a conclusion? He decides to turn his life around, make something, and gets his friend killed, his movie is never finished, never sells so he keeps working at the Quick Stop, and now he is friendless and alone.
On top of the fact that the lesson from the second movie was ignored, he never went anywhere in life and just did the same thing forever.
its clearly a set up for a sitcom with the remaining characters. Stupid homosexual
If almost dying was not life changing enough, having his friend die in the middle of telling him off for being such a dick definitely should be,
Of course this hack has to rehash the only decent things he ever made since he's been incapable of it since 1997.
Clerks ended perfectly and the sliver of clarity for Dante and Randal at the end was as far as the story ever needed to go.
The first movie and the animated series are all you need.
The animated series falls off hard after the first two episodes.
>first ten minutes.
Fixed that for you
Saw this recently. Hated it for so many reasons I wouldn't even know where to start. I think Kevin Smith genuinely smoked himself moronic.
I'm thinking of watching Jay and Silent bob: Reboot. Is that at least salvageable in terms of jokes or is it another depressing unfunny shit fest.
The Reboot was more of the same nonsense. We all complained about that movie before Clerks 3 stole the cake and took a shit on it
>visibly uncomfortable.
Alright I don't want to see that. I'll keep skipping it for now.
You’re missing nothing, so it’s for the best. The only person I remember seeming happy to be there and like they were really trying was Melissa Benoist in a brief cameo spoofing Batman v Superman. Even Jason Lee who used to be charming as hell seemed to be having a hard time. It has never felt more like people showed up to do Kevin a favour.
Reboot is terrible too. Almost entirely the exact same jokes from Strike Back, only everyone is old and visibly uncomfortable. Distractingly awkward and Smith has somehow gotten worse on a craft level, which is amazing given it was never his strong suit anyway.
Reboot is one of the worst movies ever made. I'm a huge Kevin Smith fan when it comes to everything up to and including Clerks 2. I was physically getting hotter and hotter from how angry it was making me. It's so unfunny to the point of feeling like he shitposted a whole movie just to say frick you to people who wanted it. I don't like Strikes Back but Jesus christ it's
Way better than this inane drivel.
Strikes Back is his best film.
It's like a really bad shot for shot parody of Strike Back, only with old and awkward actors everywhere.
>I think Kevin Smith genuinely smoked himself moronic.
Actully it is his ugly wife. Most people don’t know this, but getting stuck with an ugly wife is mind mushing, it breaks down your will to think.
Trust me on this.
He got stuck with her because I think she got preggro on like his first or second frick with her.
Btw it was obvious she was fricking him base don being the new hotness in hollywoood for 5 minutes (his name used to appear on magazines covers in the same headline as Tarantino as the new Hollywood wave.)
So she is likely equally secretly pissed she got stuck with a dud.
Sorry, wrong pic
Her is the wife that made him dumb and mid
>works in Hollywood, can’t take one single photo without pointing at someone else to deempnis himself.
It’s obvious he hates himself and has a terminal case of imposter syndrome
God, what a miserable existence. Isn't he talking about being a rapist because he was bullied into it now?
Qrd?
Something about some older guys made him and some guy molest some girl under a bridge in Jersey
Wanna see a dead body tier, who cares.
The shit I did underage would give me a life sentence if I was an adult and got caught, no sexual stuff because I have Christ bound, but I brought the holy war to the blacks at night where the school administration couldn’t protect them.
Forgot about that lmao
>me and a friend sexually assaulted a young girl when we were teens and I was traumatized by it
I like her mousy look tbh
They're really quite cute. wish there was more love for mousy women.
those are the largest ears ive ever seen
This the one with the apparently god-like taint/ brown area?
Can anybody explain how he made a movie as good as Clerks 1 and proceeded to never even touch its quality again? How do you peak that hard and be so totally ignorant to how much worse you get?
He put literally every good idea he had into that movie. Most talented filmmakers have the opposite. Where their first movie is the weakest or at least the one that's not very focused, but Smith has none of the talent and just caught lightning in a bottle with a good script and good cast/performances.
I hate him like you cannot believe
>every single clerksverse flick is just a revisiting of previous movies jokes
Kevin Smith is such a fricking HACK
holy frick this was garbage wish the guy actually died of cancer would have been better ending to these shit characters. and playing ball hockey on a roof is the dumbest shit ever
The first clerks was pure shit, don't know why millenials worshipped it.
Gen Xers, it was before the millennials' time.
I enjoyed it
I killed myself
Can't possibly be worse than 2.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Everything Smith has made is total Reddit. I thought I'd check out C3 and could not last 10 minutes.
Uh... tasty and healthy as long as you're not a drug addict? I don't think it's possible for a movie to be like that.