The theatre I was in busted out laughing when he popped in from the bottom of the screen, no exaggeration. It lasted for a second then stopped like everyone suddenly realized that it wasn't a joke.
>INSTANT damage control nuclear copes >"director is actually le based" contrarians
Holy frick the shills were hard at work that day
where are these people now?
This is a website that caters to the mentally ill, they're probably still here, collecting (you)s as if they were hot pockets. There's no bottom to the depravity of trolls.
>half the replies were condemning the outrage, basically pic related >near a decade later, the franchise is down in ashes. All interest is obliterated. Outrage vindicated.
Those smart fencesitters sure didn't see this coming huh?
Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.
I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.
When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring Black person nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.
Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback Black person, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.
I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.
Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the Black folkhines, as MegaBlack person (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.
Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.
Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.
I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.
When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring Black person nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.
Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback Black person, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.
I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.
Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the Black folkhines, as MegaBlack person (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.
Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.
you know what I really miss though, is those japanese reviews that people turned into poems about disrepect, like the porgs in the millenium falcon that refused to take off their shoes
True, I am still seething, but their goal is to get my money and since seeing the TFA trailer all those years ago I have given Lucasfilm zero dollars. So, I win.
>seething
A defense of trash by pretending if someone is upset looking at shit, you win. I'm going to rape your dog and stab you in the dick and when you react, I'll call that "seething"
The frustrating thing is they had a somewhat interesting concept with Finn, and they COULD have made a good protagonist around him. A humanized, redeemed Stormtrooper is an interesting character archetype. Stormtroopers were nothing but fodder in the OT, so getting to know one on a more personal level could be compelling. In a way, it would even thematically connect with what Lucas was JUST previously doing with The Clone Wars: humanizing the Clone Troopers.
Yes, he was originally supposed to be the protoganist (you don't even see Rey's face in that first trailer) but Disney pussied out. They still wanted to seem woke so they went for a white woman as a low risk option.
They could have at least gotten a black guy that was actually handsome and charistmatic like Billy Dee, but they got fricking Boyega. The unwritten rule of Disney diversity hires is they also have to be ugly and irritating, see also Kelly Tran
And that's exactly why i never saw any of those movies and only know the plot from the shitposting here.
Nobody Can remember, but The day the trailer came out i wrote in one of the threads here "it Has a Black person in it so i won't watch it". And i stayed true to my word.
>The back story to the First Order ground pounders is that they were kidnapped and trained Hitlerjugend style their entire life >The best actor for this role was allegedly Boyega >Straight up acts all goofy
There really was no hope.
>reeeee blackpeople
Quality post OP. This homie was the only part of those movies that was actually interesting and original instead of just a recycled concept/character from the earlier movies.
The premise of the character (storm trooper defecting) was original for the series, too bad they did nothing with him for the entire trilogy except make him the most insufferable part of Last Jedi and a background character in Rise of Skywalker
and look how far they've all come
I saw this for the first time and thought it was a bad edit from /misc/, but it was real. A part of me died that day.
yes I remember the reactions on here
The theatre I was in busted out laughing when he popped in from the bottom of the screen, no exaggeration. It lasted for a second then stopped like everyone suddenly realized that it wasn't a joke.
yes, I remember
>half a dozen OC baneposts latching on to the latest trend like leeches
SOVL
>random ed milband
cooor
>INSTANT damage control nuclear copes
>"director is actually le based" contrarians
Holy frick the shills were hard at work that day
where are these people now?
This is a website that caters to the mentally ill, they're probably still here, collecting (you)s as if they were hot pockets. There's no bottom to the depravity of trolls.
The most coping argument was "he was really good in *some random english shit Indie movie".
I still remember as clear as if it was yesterday.
Why is Cinemaphile so obsessed with Star Wars? Is it because its the most infantilized manchild board?
>its the most infantilized manchild board?
that's Cinemaphile, though
Most of Cinemaphile had fathers that loved them
Good question, Star Wars is awful.
I remember in the days leading up the premiere at least 70% of the threads on here were Star Wars related
Star Wars replaced Christianity for an embarrassing percentage of millenials.
Its collapse is hilarious
>t. seething sequelgay
It was both fun and sad.
>half the replies were condemning the outrage, basically pic related
>near a decade later, the franchise is down in ashes. All interest is obliterated. Outrage vindicated.
Those smart fencesitters sure didn't see this coming huh?
How many fencesitters were there before TLJ? How about before TROS?
> frogposters being retarted
some things just never change huh?
> Cinemaphile is Literally /misc/ right now
???but Cinemaphile told me /misc/ was leftwing before 2016?
reminds me of /esg/ - eternal surf general on Cinemaphile
OOGA CHAKA OOGA CHAKA
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
HOOKED ON A FEELING
IM HIGH ON BELIEVING
Someone post the pasta
see
still seething?
still Black person?
Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.
I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.
When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring Black person nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.
Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback Black person, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.
I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.
Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the Black folkhines, as MegaBlack person (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.
Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.
you know what I really miss though, is those japanese reviews that people turned into poems about disrepect, like the porgs in the millenium falcon that refused to take off their shoes
And you're STILL seething about it. The did an impressive number on you, kek.
still Black person?
True, I am still seething, but their goal is to get my money and since seeing the TFA trailer all those years ago I have given Lucasfilm zero dollars. So, I win.
>seething
A defense of trash by pretending if someone is upset looking at shit, you win. I'm going to rape your dog and stab you in the dick and when you react, I'll call that "seething"
>based corporation owned le heckin anons!
soulless Black personcattle
BIG
MARRING
The frustrating thing is they had a somewhat interesting concept with Finn, and they COULD have made a good protagonist around him. A humanized, redeemed Stormtrooper is an interesting character archetype. Stormtroopers were nothing but fodder in the OT, so getting to know one on a more personal level could be compelling. In a way, it would even thematically connect with what Lucas was JUST previously doing with The Clone Wars: humanizing the Clone Troopers.
>and they COULD have made a good protagonist around him
if he was white
Which actually would have made more sense since the Empire are just space Nazis anyway
Yes, he was originally supposed to be the protoganist (you don't even see Rey's face in that first trailer) but Disney pussied out. They still wanted to seem woke so they went for a white woman as a low risk option.
gotta milk the chinese market after all 🙂
They could have at least gotten a black guy that was actually handsome and charistmatic like Billy Dee, but they got fricking Boyega. The unwritten rule of Disney diversity hires is they also have to be ugly and irritating, see also Kelly Tran
It broke new ground.
Hilariously, this guy agrees with Cinemaphile about the sequel trilogy.
Makes sense, since his character was screwed the hardest.
big nig
And that's exactly why i never saw any of those movies and only know the plot from the shitposting here.
Nobody Can remember, but The day the trailer came out i wrote in one of the threads here "it Has a Black person in it so i won't watch it". And i stayed true to my word.
>The back story to the First Order ground pounders is that they were kidnapped and trained Hitlerjugend style their entire life
>The best actor for this role was allegedly Boyega
>Straight up acts all goofy
There really was no hope.
I remember seeing it.
I progressed so much that I cut off my dick and balls, it was that progressive and scientific.
>reeeee blackpeople
Quality post OP. This homie was the only part of those movies that was actually interesting and original instead of just a recycled concept/character from the earlier movies.
his character was just jar jar in ape form. He just provided comic relief and narrative exposition when he talked.
>This homie was the only part of those movies that was actually interesting and original
SURE THING BLACK BOI HAHAHAHAHA
The premise of the character (storm trooper defecting) was original for the series, too bad they did nothing with him for the entire trilogy except make him the most insufferable part of Last Jedi and a background character in Rise of Skywalker
The catalogs were insane
bump
my dad knew. i coped.