This was the very first shot ever shown of the disney Star Wars.
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This was the very first shot ever shown of the disney Star Wars.
This was the very first shot ever shown of the disney Star Wars.
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Explain what's wrong with it.
Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.
I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.
When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring Black person nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.
Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback Black person, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.
I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.
Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the Black folkhines, as MegaBlack person (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.
Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.
>I let out an audible gasp and exclaimed, "Black folk"
>Lovecraftian face
second post best post one of my favorite pastas and unironically true
Is that the critical stinker
It's sargoy of mossad
it's the stepfather
jolly good
my sides
Kek, came here to read this. Last time it was posted some assmad janny deleted it(for free).
by the force
gets me every time
this pasta was my very first information about nu-star wars btw
and I have never watched ANY of it
none but the original trilogy and the prequel trilogy
and I will forever be thankful for this pasta because of it
It misdirected the audience into thinking he was the next force using protagonist
Hummmmmmm
starts with an 'n'
People don't like jump scares in their space fantasy movies.
N
the stormtrooper uniform and tatooine planet symbolize a lack of creativity, the nogger represents dishonesty and betrayal
I would but I don't want a three day ban.
The duality of man
can't you see that that stormtrooper is a Black person
Empire is white.
The rebellion was also mostly white.
This is canon.
white supremacist (human)
>white supremacists are the only real humans
so true
The empire was all white because they were british nazis and because most actors in america at that time were white. I don't know if the supremacy thing was ever signed off on by Lucas himself.
>latino white supremacist
checks out
Ook
It signals that the most important thing in the creator's mind is identity, which tells you that the quality of the product isn't going to be important to them.
>guy that resembles dozens of OP's mum's boyfriends appears
this is how I knew disney somehow made star wars even shittier. Good thing I didn't watch the nutrilogy
Remember when Cinemaphile was saying that he would be this trilogy's Luke and then he basically turned into just comedic relief
Imagine...
He looks like he belongs in that scene.
kino
kino, but no actor would save these movies.
Kinda hard after seeing him WITH the helmet
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>tfw they had a chance to have a goofy stormtrooper that was able to learn the force from training with strooper aim
>they didn't keep the helmet on
how did they miss that spark kek
They should've kept him as a latent force using storm trooper who slowly uncovers his powers ... And the truth... As a loyal minion. Then as he grows more powerful and aware he learns the empire is bad. He also should've had a one-sided love for rey like blatantly.
>A black guy in a space movie was enough to mindbreak incels so hard they're still bringing it up 9 years later
chudchads have never seethed
The top 2 look like they belong.
The boyega one doesn't just look like he's out of place in the desert, he looks out of place of the film.
That's not our fault.
>black guy
>out of place in the desert
Deserts are an Arab thing, black Africans lived more in savannas and jungles.
Look up countries like Mauritania, Mali, Niger, Chad, Sudan and Somalia.
>a side character
>a side character
>part of the main cast
I can accept that there are one or two Black folk in the galaxy and I can accept looking at them for maybe 5 minutes per film, but I'm sure as frick not gonna look at a gorilla jiggaboo for the entire duration of the film and accept that he's important to the plot lol.
keked and true
Droid please
god i love these memes
but i never understood how they went from clone troopers of jango to just randos is there any books that explain that or anything
the protocols of zion
Jango was for the initial army. Replenishments over 30 years were probably like any other military, an offering of a cot and 3 square meals.
Eh, I don't know the lore, but I believe that there was always a normal human component in the republic. Technically, most planets (both republic and CSS) defended themselves with a garrison made of the dominant species or whatever. There were never that many clones, I think only a couple million (according to the Disney lore).
the jango prime genetic material slowly decayed and the fett clones were slowly replaced. disney's lore is shit and offers nothing.
Cloning was also officially banned but the empire kept using them to pad out the ranks of the Storm Troopers. They used multiple sources for clone DNA and ordered them to keep their helmets on in public to keep the public in the dark about their use of clones, too.
that's interesting lore
definitely not a nu wars woman prostitute writer who came up with it
turns out conscripts are cheaper than genetically engineered super soldiers.
Clones being the stormtroopers never made sense anyway, it was a dumb retcon
>Top: suave and debonair rogue
>Middle: strong determined warrior
>Bottom: stupid thug gorilla
Know the difference
>you're racist but only in this example
humans despise the repulsive primate features that, had anyone said they created this "man" using photoshop, would have gotten someone expelled from polite society.
trying to recreate this swarthy, slope-headed, wide nose, jet engine intake nostrilled, leather recliner lipped sambo would in any other situation turn you into a bigot. But the fact this Innsmouth-reject creature looks like this, and his species do on the regular, is to be ignored when it's panting like a gorilla in heat straight in your face.
Why did you post a picture that disproves your own claim?
>chuddies have nuanced opinions and don't actually want to murder all black people in gas camps
Fricking crazy that you think this a W for you
MASTER Windu isn't a fricking token or stereotype. LANDO CALRISSIAN is the fricking mayor of Cloud City, a former Pirate, and once closest friend of Han Solo.
John Boyega is a useless, ugly ape looking Black person and a fricking token.
lmao you can take those two other Black folk back as well
The first 2 look like actual people
Samuel was shit in it like he's shit in everything, IM SHOUTING MY LINES BECAUSE IM MUTHA FRICKIN ACTING
Frick off Samuel
>homosexual errectus screaming REY REY REY whenever appearing every time in every scene
troonygger can't meme
homosexual errectus looking ass
>claims only "muh incel" dislike this untalented affirmative action black shoved into every scene, which also single handedly ruined pacific rim franchise
>destroy his own argument by meme about other blacks form star wars not being disliked
mentally ill "muh incel" spammer can't neither think nor meme
You’re point is correct in general but to be fair didn’t Boyega practically bankroll Pacific Rim 2? I haven't seen either movie and don’t really give a shit so I could be wrong.
The top two don't look like ugly gorillas. WHy does everyone have to be so fricking ugly in movies now?
~~*They*~~ glorify ugliness as a virtue
Sidekick gay pimp Black folk wearing 80' afro and running entire colony are cool No-fun-allowed, lvl 9000 space kang-fu masters are cool. Nazi boot, comedy-relief Black folk just don't fit any archetype. Especially when their coward redemption arc get cancelled after first movie for no apparent reason.
Plenty of people made fun of Mace Dindu and his purple dranksaber when the prequels came out.
I remember seeing this trailer first time in a theatre when we were watching Avengers Ultron or something. My friend almost had a heart attack when John Boyega popped up and I laughed out loud.
They keep doing it. The first character shown in Obi-Wan is youngling Reva
WE WUZ TROOPERS N SHEEEIT
what's wrong with black stormtroopers in a lead role?
>lead roll
Name five plot critical things he did
> we ain't found shit
Call me whatever you want but I wanted to watch Star Wars, not Simian Wars
I was less "le redpilled" when this came out than I am now but it really is kinda crazy that the return of Star Wars had 0 white leads.
Yeah and I came to watch Darth Vader not Walmart Raider
I came to watch Luke Skywalker not Lamarcus Jaywalker
>Lamarcus, use the force and run
>Run to Diego bruh's hideout
Wait this is funny
Gangster Rap
Dey hea
>trilogy that is expected to and needs to gross at least 3 billion
>don't plan it meticulously
What on earth did they mean by this?
they didnt even need to plan it meticulously. All the y needed was to arrange the major beats and the rest could have been altered in post. But they couldnt even manage that.
Planning costs time and we need to churn these movies out as quickly as possible for maximum profit.
>Yung Finn, use the force to break this bike lock.
these are not the job applications you are looking for
>the most praised star wars product by far is a (spanish speaking) white man
You love to see it
John Boyega has birthing hips and he should have been repurposed as a host for gungan egg incubation
>no... this is wrong... we are all kidnapped slaves of the empirel...
>YAHOO MURDERING STORMTROOPERS IS EPIC BRO!!!!!! THEY DIE NOW!!!!!
What did they mean by this?
And you're afraid of and aroused by Blacks. It's like they made this movie for your cranially-collapsed ass.
Dislodge Russia from the fricking internet already.
>nothing in the OP states any opinion on anything
>proceeds to project his Black person lovin' seethe
Mutt's Law
One would expect your post to be the product of advanced shitposting because a genuine leftwing opinion such as this would have to be so absurdly outdated to exist in present year.
Well according to my mother I disliked N-words when I was 3 years old, having had no exposure to n-word media or any n-words in my daycare. I just didn't like them. Maybe she was lying? But I don't see why she would have been since she's not racist at all herself.
>Russia out of absolutely fricking nowhere
Still confused whether Russia is a cucked israeli brown liberal shithole or a totalitarian nazi white power state
neither, you're living in one of the two tho
BIG
BLACK
BUCK
A frightened black man and a jumpscare sting were our first introduction to Nu-Star Wars. I don't know what they were trying to convey but there is no way they didn't spend hundreds of hours deciding on this.
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>she interviewed Obama
what the actual frick?
how are they white supremacists if every storm trooper is a clone of a gas huffing abo?
The funny thing is he got shafted even by Disney. Doesn't really do much. Doesn't get the white wimmin but kisses a fat asian.
>The funny thing is he got shafted even by Disney.
Maybe he shouldn't have shat all over his employer and chilled out about "laying da pipe" in Rey.
They should resurrect Kylo and make him the main character.
They should build a time machine and stop themselves from writing such a b***h ass big bad in the first place. Darth Emo was fricking awful.
kylo wasnt the big bad, snoke was
Who
space dumbledore
>darth vader wasn't the big bad, the emperor was
shut up, moron
the 'big bad' of the trilogy was the emperor, not darth vader. the antagonist of star wars a new hope was darth vader. you are the moron if you don't know the difference.
WORST BOARD EVER
wish we could turn back time... to the good old days
I remember the day....
>the nazi racists hated the new lightsaber as much as the monkeyman
huh
>flying Magnum icecream bike
>jumpscare homie
>R2BALLs
>Hilted lightsaber
>107 year old Ford saying "Our checks are in, Chewie"
it was an absolute shitfest
/pol/troony thread
The disaster of disney star wars should be all the proof anyone needs that israelites are not infallible
Did people actually think the storm troopers were clones? I always assumed they had phased it out even as a 7 year old
>we are... killing people... blood on my helmet....
5 minutes later
>YAHOO THEY DIE NOW!!!??!?!?! THEY DIE NOW!!!!!!
..not in China.
after the butt hurt died down about this and more was revealed tv fell in love with the force awakens especially after it finally hit theaters. hell there must of been 1000s of threads lauding the use of practical effects alone. TFA was seen as a true return to form for star wars people here were saying how JJ Abrams surpassed George Luaus with a single film without even trying. there were a few complainers but they were mostly drowned out by tv anons who loved TFA.
my question is why did this change here and when
This never happened btw
newbies think they can change history
So you do have some self-awareness
t. RLMtard
nobody ever liked it beyond paid advertisers and a few discord trannies, you fricking moron
the first half of the first movie is very good and then it goes down the rest of the movies
only /misc/troons are seething about the black characters though
God he is so ugly.
Doomed from the start
Confused jogger is confused.