sorry anon but canonically the only woman he liked was his twin sister
3 months ago
Anonymous
he's literally married to a redheaded sex goddess
3 months ago
Anonymous
that's not canon
3 months ago
Anonymous
cope
3 months ago
Anonymous
Sorry anon, Luke Skywalker died virgin after he tried to distract a nephew he previously tried to murder sleeping in his bed and Palpatine then stole his name
He's how Rey gets caught up in the whole First Order and how she leaves the planet Jaaku. After that they could have just got rid of him but by being black they had to keep him around for three films.
That was his tragedy. He sums up the whole trilogy really. So many potentially interesting stories they COULD have told - and they got sidelined in favour of... I honestly can't tell you WHAT we got, but I'd probably use the word 'steaming' at some point.
>He could be completely removed from the whole trilogy without changing anything.
the ST are so bad that you can remove almost every single character except rey without chanding almost anything
Not even in hindsight. It was obvious the second the trailer dropped. I mean come on, they got the blackest, widest nose having Black possible and had us stare up his nostrils as the first shot of the highly awaited first trailer.
Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.
I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.
When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring Black person nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.
Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback Black person, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.
I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.
Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the Black folkhines, as MegaBlack person (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.
Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.
Wokies don't even realize how fricked it is that his black face was used as a prop for cheap shock value, and they did absolutely frick all with his character after this.
I will confess that I did get Current Year brainrot and think "oh god he's gonna be BLACK isn't he?". And he wasn't. He was just a guy with darker skin. An ultimately wasted guy, true, but that was the fault of the next two movies, not TFA.
>This was the very first shot ever shown on the Disney Star Wars
It was and when it dropped I thought Cinemaphile was broken, because I didn't knew about it and vrys82all the pages from first to last was just this picture, nothing else.
A lot of people thought so too, but the vontext of the next two movies soured them on it, because TFA is where problems really began. It thematically fits perfectly with the rest of the disaster.
OOGA CHAKA OOGA CHAKA
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHA!
HOOKED ON A FEELING
IM HIGH ON BELIEVING
He didn't say this though
wtf new Mandela moment?!
>He didn't say this though
Wow, really? No fricking kidding. Thanks for letting the rest of us know, kid. We couldn't have figured it out without you!
Gonna listen to this song now (:
I do those smileys too (:
BIG
BIX
What was the point of this character?
Seriously, what was the point of him being an ex-stormtrooper, he is not even relevant for any plot in any movie
the point is to be anti-Lucas and anti-Star Wars
JJ wanted him to be Rey's love interest but Disney wanted the chinese market
>I AM THE CHINESE MARKET
Luke should have been Rey's love interest. He could have shown her the true power of her staff.
Luke is part of the LGBTQ community
what do you think the 'b' stands for? he can frick both biggs and rey.
sorry anon but canonically the only woman he liked was his twin sister
he's literally married to a redheaded sex goddess
that's not canon
cope
Sorry anon, Luke Skywalker died virgin after he tried to distract a nephew he previously tried to murder sleeping in his bed and Palpatine then stole his name
I thought that was Pedro Pascal for a second
He's how Rey gets caught up in the whole First Order and how she leaves the planet Jaaku. After that they could have just got rid of him but by being black they had to keep him around for three films.
Raise the ESG score to get the big BlackRock bucks
That was his tragedy. He sums up the whole trilogy really. So many potentially interesting stories they COULD have told - and they got sidelined in favour of... I honestly can't tell you WHAT we got, but I'd probably use the word 'steaming' at some point.
From an initial idea standpoint it was probably to humanize storm troopers. Also very ironic that the black guy is "one of the good ones"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEY
This homosexual really thought he will be the face of Star Wars.
Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit
...So... With the benefit of hindsight - his character really only exists so they could do this shot in the trailer, right?
He could be completely removed from the whole trilogy without changing anything.
They literally just invented a Black character so that they could le epic own the chuds.
he was created just to have a Black person in the movie, this is well known
>He could be completely removed from the whole trilogy without changing anything.
the ST are so bad that you can remove almost every single character except rey without chanding almost anything
Not even in hindsight. It was obvious the second the trailer dropped. I mean come on, they got the blackest, widest nose having Black possible and had us stare up his nostrils as the first shot of the highly awaited first trailer.
Finn is barely a fricking character he might as well have been a fricking droid there is nothing to hate compared to shit like Admiral SJW.
Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.
I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.
When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring Black person nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.
Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback Black person, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.
I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.
Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the Black folkhines, as MegaBlack person (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.
Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.
still funny
The sad part is that this is half of Cinemaphile
Jews, Black folk, and reddit. They are coming for you.
>blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.
frequent reminder that Jesse Plemons should have played Finn and it would have been cool and would have improved the entire sequel trilogy
How does Boyega feel about being used as a jump scare?
perfectly natural reaction
Who was here when this trailer came out on Cinemaphile
I was
>Sweaty gaping nostrils nignog jump-scare
What the frick were they thinking?
Post the catalogue screencap
He looks so handsome
Wokies don't even realize how fricked it is that his black face was used as a prop for cheap shock value, and they did absolutely frick all with his character after this.
>A black guy? In my space movie? Surely this is worth seething over for ten years.
Cope.
Lando is /ourBlack person/ not some jigaboo literal ape that was cast for esg points
I will confess that I did get Current Year brainrot and think "oh god he's gonna be BLACK isn't he?". And he wasn't. He was just a guy with darker skin. An ultimately wasted guy, true, but that was the fault of the next two movies, not TFA.
That pic just shows how much better the black characters were in the previous trilogies.
(even though Sam Jackson was dry as Windu tbh)
DEY RISE NAO?
>This was the very first shot ever shown on the Disney Star Wars
It was and when it dropped I thought Cinemaphile was broken, because I didn't knew about it and vrys82all the pages from first to last was just this picture, nothing else.
I thought I was going to hate this character, he ended up being one of the better if not best. I wish they made my boy Finn a Jedi.
Built for BWC
I actually really thought this was a good movie, why don't people like it?
A lot of people thought so too, but the vontext of the next two movies soured them on it, because TFA is where problems really began. It thematically fits perfectly with the rest of the disaster.