This wasn't half bad. One of the creepier low budget horror flicks.

This wasn't half bad. One of the creepier low budget horror flicks.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did art get out of the tv

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      witchcraft

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got lessons from a certain someone.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it too. Maybe more than Terrifier 1 even.
    Terrifier 2 is my favorite Art movie. Hope 3 is good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT people who praise torture
    well, go frick yourselves

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Schizo?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        empathy
        compassion
        these are words
        learn them

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meds
          Take them

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            for knowing the meaning of the words empathy and compassion and that torture is bad?
            you're the one who needs meds
            I don't feel sorry for you actually, you're just human garbage

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No for making random schizo posts like this. I don't know who you think is "torturing" you but it's not anybody in this thread.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shining is a good horror movie
                Halloween is a good horror movie
                Texas Chainsaw massacre is a good horror movie
                Hereditary is a good horror movie
                torture porn is torture porn
                you're the sick one, not me

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Halloween is a good horror movie
                >Texas Chainsaw massacre is a good horror movie
                I agree, my love for them is a big part of why I loved Terrifier 2 so much. Slashers are the most kino subgenre.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is Cinemaphile. The butthole of the internet. Go clutch your pearls elsewhere you stupid fricking homosexual

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you realize you're posting on a website famous for having actual gore threads right?

                It's crazy that someone offended by silly horror movies would come here kek.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, it's just some tradcuck larper that gets no pussy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This website hasn't been "the butthole of the internet" since plebbit turned up. Once the phoneposters took off it was barely on life support. As soon as the zoomers turned up it was long dead.
                As soon as atheism and trannies became mainstream and everyone here still thought being an atheist was a code word for "smart" and the unironic trap threads started to be made, then the site was no longer contrarian and contrarianism is what this site always was.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >then the site was no longer contrarian and contrarianism is what this site always was.
                frick you homosexual no it wasn't.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you realize you're posting on a website famous for having actual gore threads right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You post on this degenerate shithole of a website, you don't have any moral high ground you larping homosexual loser

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ip count doesn't go up

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you mean someone posted in the thread more than once? Holy Shit Batman!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You were so mad about the thread that you replied to OP twice seething.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            't be the shill sameposting

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              OP here, im definitely not a shill, considering im getting no money out of posting this thread. im just a loser that enjoys slashers. I'M SORRY MY INTERESTS ARE SO UNBELIEVABLE TO YOU.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's just upset because horror movies scare him too bad. He probably peed a little seeing your thread.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                quiet shill

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I doubt a shill would make a reply accusing themselves of being a shill. Seems pretty moronic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love when virgins get mad at movies they're not old enough to watch!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        quiet shill

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's definitely the creepiest Art has been
    >kills kids
    >leads woman to demon rape
    >turns roastie into a living torso in a fate far worse than hacksaw or room-chan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention the huskier actor is much more threatening than the skinny guy in the new movies.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is true, the guy being bigger is more threatening, but the new skinny actor at least is very good and entertaining

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is actually kinda funny when you think about it.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Art and slightly lower budget but All Hollow's Eve 2 isn't too bad either.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All Hollow's Eve 2 isn't too bad either.

      The second one is easy the worst horror movie ever made in the history of cinema though, and I know there's a third one but I cannot find it anywhere.

      >The second one is easy the worst horror movie ever made in the history of cinema
      Who is telling the truth?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me.

        >The second one is easy the worst horror movie ever made in the history of cinema
        You don't watch many movies.

        >Verification not required.

        Literally the only """"""good""""" of the stories is the one with the killing seeds but, I cannot even call that one good, is like "hey, these seeds are killing people, yeah that's it, you were expecting something else?".

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Truth is often subjective.
        Let's just say it's not as good as the first but I've seen much, much worse. I would at least call it watchable.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >omw to defeat art the clown

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Art the Clown fears Linkara.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    we need to send terrifier to the moon. best series in a long time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We need Terrifier in Space and Terrifier Christmas.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find AHE to be the most disturbing depiction of Art, but I'd still say Terrifier and Terrifier 2 are better movies.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The second one is easy the worst horror movie ever made in the history of cinema though, and I know there's a third one but I cannot find it anywhere.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The second one is easy the worst horror movie ever made in the history of cinema
      You don't watch many movies.

      >Verification not required.

  11. 11 months ago
    CreepyThinMan

    Garbage movies that lack the sleazy cheesy charm of old school gore films like Blood Feast or 80's slashers while Art the Clown is a shitty character with a stupid looking design and I'm tired of him being shilled.

    He's not iconic, his movies are boring trash and OP is a homosexual!!!FACT!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disappointed in you this time, CreepyThinMan. Sometimes you drop based takes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are the homosexual chud !!!!FACT!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen the sequels to Blood Feast? All the sleazy charm of a gas station restroom.

      • 11 months ago
        CreepyThinMan

        >Have you seen the sequels to Blood Feast? All the sleazy charm of a gas station restroom.

        Wasn't talking about the sequels. There's just something endearing about old Horror movies like BF, The Corpse Grinders etc... while I'm sorry.....

        Disappointed in you this time, CreepyThinMan. Sometimes you drop based takes.

        >Disappointed in you this time, CreepyThinMan. Sometimes you drop based takes.

        But these Terrifier films, like the Saw movies, just feel mean spirited whereas old gore films had a goofy charm to them that is missing from Horror movies these days.

        Anywho, here's an old article I wrote about a decade ago that explains my feelings towards the Horror genre.....

        https://www.popticnerve.com/2022/10/the-horror-genre-is-fcking-dead-to.html

        Read it and tell me what you think because I value your opinions!!!FACT!!!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of the appeal of Terrifier is the goofy charm though.
          Skimmed through your article and agree that horror now isn't as good as the 70s-80s, and it'll most likely never be that good again. There's still some newer releases I enjoy.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly it doesn't. That shit is so jarring and out of place because Damien is actually a massively talented effects artist that makes it look too real which makes the kills actually sad instead of funny.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Makes you wince a bit more than a HG Lewis movie might, but I still think the tone of the movies is too silly to make them very sad. Even though it's more "brutal" I don't feel that different watching Art kill people than I do watching Freddy or Jason kill people.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is the only true horror icon from the last decade, seriously name other iconic horror villain from last decade because I can't think of one.

      • 11 months ago
        CreepyThinMan

        >He is the only true horror icon from the last decade, seriously name other iconic horror villain from last decade because I can't think of one.

        I can't think of any over the last 20 years if not the last 30. I think the problem is that people are trying to create the next Horror icon whereas with movies like TCM, Halloween, Phantasm, F13th, ANOES etc.... it was filmmakers just trying to make a Horror movie that would make money and it just happened that they became iconic organically.

        But you have movies like Terrifier or Jeepers Creepers where they're trying to push these characters as being iconic but they just aren't interesting from both a design perspective while their movies are generic and unmemorable.

        Maybe if I was 20-25 years younger I might feel different but I think that it's also that I appreciate how much harder it was to make movies on film in the old days whereas Terrifier looks like it was shot on an iPhone.

        !!!FACT!!!

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I seriously don’t get the appeal

    Once I realized that “oh it’s just torture and that’s it” I shut it off. It is nothing like Halloween, TCM or 80s slashers because at least they had narrative to keep you engaged

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >80s slashers
      brother half of those are cheap trash carry by shock value, lets not act like those were better.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It is nothing like Halloween, TCM or 80s slashers because at least they had narrative to keep you engaged
      Terrifier 1 maybe, but 2 is very narrative heavy. It's basically a NoES movie with Art the Clown instead.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He needs to come back

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't we have a single good bread for this silly guy?
    There's a banging Friday 13th thread up right now. None of the other slashers have to deal with this autism not even for that awful Scream IV release or Halloween Ends

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >awful Scream IV release or Halloween Ends
      Assuming you mean Scream VI since you mentioned Halloween Ends. Scream 4 is kino.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The alien part ruined it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the alien. They should bring him back for a Terrifier movie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looked like they made the costume from items from under the kitchen sink. Totally ruined the atmosphere.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh the first short also felt pretty damn low budget so it didn't throw me off. I was enjoying the budget vibes, it's kinda charming.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Terrifier (not 2016 but 2011 and features in All Hallow's Eve) is one of the best horror movies of all time. It is absolute gore porn kafkaesque kino. The ending is so fricked up it's actually art(pun not intended).

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