>this watch cost more than your car

>this watch cost more than your car
How do you respond calmly

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you respond calmly
    Pls Alec don-ACK!

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, very nice.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I ride a bicycle to work

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >showing up to work sweaty
      Your coworkers mock you for this behind your back just so you know

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        if they ever asked i would tell them that i had sex everyday before work

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        a little bike commute makes you sweat?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're the ones who have to smell it, not me

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you wish you could work as hard as I can

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got my watch in a cereal box

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My car is a piece of shit.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t have a car

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >don't respond at all, just chuckle at his massive self own.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >smirk and then say "doubt it, junior"
    >he can't give a response without seeming mad

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fake!

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pull out my phone and show him the time

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i inform him that Black folk stole my watch

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guy is such a douche that I kind of love him

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shoot him.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My car is a pink Saturn, so your watch is gayer than my car. Congrats!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      fellow saturn appreciator

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        My car is a 2007 saturn ion. 90K miles on it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have a pontiac vibe with about 160k miles on it. The plastic bumper looks moronic until you get rear ended and kick out the dents later.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Two years before Saturn dissolved. Cherish it.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your watch? Oh, you mean your timepiece. I sometimes forget that commoners refer to them as such.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is that how you make money? Buy paying for expensive shit you don't need?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't, they are salesmen and he makes more sales. So shut up and do what he says.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't, you're a salesman who isn't making sales. There is nothing you can say because your job is black and white and you suck at it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the leads were weak

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The leads were weak? Frick you, you were weak.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean the leads are demonstrably weak because they send old Gill out to pitch to a couple who literally are off their nut and don't have the means to buy land even if they wanted to.

          As someone who's actually in sales my questions would be if this is supposed to be a room full of closers why aren't they being given prospects (qualified leads) instead of just leads?

          If you haven't confirmed the lead can actually afford what you're selling you might as well just open the phone book and start cold calling, it'd be no different.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also there's no point in hammering these guys if they don't already have something in the sales funnel lined up, it takes multiple calls, multiple appointments to typically sell anything of that size, you'd need push and pull marketing, you can't just pull strangers off the street and try to sell them property, you're wasting your time.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            So does cold calling actually work. Like I don't have enough money to buy shit but I can't imagine I'd decide to bc some random called me

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              all the shit where you're like "does that really work??" works on the elderly

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kind of, I mean it's why jeets run scam centres. But you have to have enough of a disparity between currencies for it to work or you have to be selling something people actually want to buy that for some reason they didn't decide to buy on their own.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sometimes, sort of, not really.

              It turns into a numbers game, you might have a success rate of like 1-3% it depends on what you're selling to a certain degree. If you're prepared to work the phone like a machine all day you will inventible have some degree of success.

              Ideally you have some pleb who's doing that grunt work for you, qualifying leads so that after they've made 1000 calls they have a stack of people they've contacted and verified as being legitimate potential buyers. Then you as "the closer" is someone that has detailed knowledge of the product and can guide the buyer through those last few steps to reassure and eventually close the deal.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It works on like 1% of people. But when you're making 30 calls an hour, it works.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leads por favor.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        THE MEMES ARE WEAK?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t think of a profession which I hold more contempt for than “salesman”
      What is it that innately disgusts me so? Is it the israeliteishness?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being a salesman fricking sucks, you have to trick people for a living

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          that only sucks if you're not a psychopath

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pr9fessional swindlers. I work a trade skill job & even I hate myself when I gotta tell people it'll be hundreds of dollars for something when I know they just don't have it, or that it'll really hurt them financially.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    gold watches are so tacky

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All watches are tacky. homie you got the time on your phone and I know that phone don't leave your hand.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >homie

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          sorry i meant Black person, my bad

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool what does it do?

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    run him over with your car
    >'watch' out, ha ha ha ha

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah? *pfft* Well...you better WATCH out, uh, buddy...yeah...

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have a radio?

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    But can you do this!
    *lean back and recline in my gamer chair*

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ABC
    ALWAYS
    BE
    CONSOOMING

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like a waist of money.
    Nice dubs, though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a wrist

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    closers make their own time
    losers have to keep looking at their watches to keep appointments somebody else decided for them

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't negotiate with gunslingers

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him I'm not interested for working for CutCo and hangup the phone

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's its mileage?

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    that seems like a waste of money

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mine's way cooler THOUGH

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cut his wrists off.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jewelry is for women

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What a poof!!!

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    And?

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why?
    I'd love to see him fumble about trying to justify spending that much on a watch that is worth more than my car

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you bragging about getting scammed? then do a back flip

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH. WHAT A BIG MAN YOU ARRRRE.

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, you're really stupid. You want to buy a bridge?

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you incapable of taking a proper screenshot, zoomie

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does this man murder someone
    Straight up murder someone
    In broad daylight
    At work
    and nothing happens.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her husband worked for Hillary's favorite law firm.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        apply computer simulation

        Shill for the deep state

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shill for the deep state

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really? How much did it cost?

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    apply computer simulation

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