I really don't get it, the wonka brand has to me more popular than timmy, it could be anyone as long as they did a better job than johnny depp's michael jackson wonka
>the most forced actor of the modern generation.
that would be Shia LaBeouf, Steven Spielberg saw him as "the chosen one" and the rest forced him into every project.
also Ezra Miller, i have never seen such a box office poison being paraded around as the next big thing
There it is, z-hipsters, garbage that makes AI look good. Are you pleased? Are you vindicated? Witness the fate worse than the bad end you thought you'd already received.
Witness and despair.
This shit is genuinely DOA. I have no idea why didn't just make a redo of the original story like the Burton one. There was a stage play a couple years back which told a more "modern" version of the story, and it wasn't complete shit and even with had some unique spins on the usual formula. Why couldn't they just do something like that?
Sometimes character posters without famous people can be a bad thing.
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>evading bans for Jim Carter
Is he your dad or something?
>Jim Carter
I swear I read Jim CAREY and it made sense in my head.
I also completely forgot there is a Wonka movie that I had to google and remember Chalalel dude plays lead.
Who the frick is Abacus Crunch?
>Calah Lane is
>Noogle
i loved them in Gorillaz
they spent all the budget on casting that twink that the entire cast are literally whos
I really don't get it, the wonka brand has to me more popular than timmy, it could be anyone as long as they did a better job than johnny depp's michael jackson wonka
Why do they always have to force these creatures into every movie?
Chalamet is the most forced actor of the modern generation.
>the most forced actor of the modern generation.
that would be Shia LaBeouf, Steven Spielberg saw him as "the chosen one" and the rest forced him into every project.
also Ezra Miller, i have never seen such a box office poison being paraded around as the next big thing
Who the frick is Noodle?
>he never got the cool shoeshine
NGMI
Literally who the FRICK are these people? Is WB just hiring people off the streets now?
So who is playing Glup Shitto?
GET THE COOL
GET THE COOL SHOESHINE
Jim Carter is awesome in Downton Abbey
wait a minute
how in frick did they and Jom Carter for the much sought after roll of Abacus Crunch?
They got Rich Fulcher?!?!
KINO!!!
>This will sell our movie
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I like Rich Fulcher
More like Rich Feltcher, amirite?
Currently Larry Sneedlesworth
VINCIE, BABY
>John Wayne..IS...Brannigan!
He's "Brannigan!"
>Mij Retrac is
>SUCABA HCNURC
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
with movies like tom cruise in them yuou cant lose!
There it is, z-hipsters, garbage that makes AI look good. Are you pleased? Are you vindicated? Witness the fate worse than the bad end you thought you'd already received.
Witness and despair.
There’s literally nothing wrong with this or the others
Who is this movie for?
Gene Wilder version is kino and the Tim Burton version is slop.
This shit is genuinely DOA. I have no idea why didn't just make a redo of the original story like the Burton one. There was a stage play a couple years back which told a more "modern" version of the story, and it wasn't complete shit and even with had some unique spins on the usual formula. Why couldn't they just do something like that?