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>Indiana Jones and the Porcelain Throne
How much longer is this "ugly is the new beautiful" phase gonna last? I want to see attractive actors on screen again. Uggos should be relegated to comedic or villainous roles.
villain is kino as frick
Mads always a kinoman
As long as ESG scores exist.
>As long as ESG scores exist.
I used to think this was a meme but it's just too obvious to ignore. Yeah I'm sure Spider-verse had four black spiders with extended mask off scenes with proudly showing off their "black hair" while all the other new spiders are basically cameos who keep their masks on just because the director thought this made the most sense thematically and artistically.
Frick's sake, I could practically hear the boxes getting ticked and the gold stars getting slapped on for every scene like that and the frames that included BLM stickers or troony colors.
I pirated it yet I still stopped watching once I noticed that the negress was pregnant.
Those afros and the jive talking are ridiculous. May as well have stuck a fricking bone in their nose and a disc in their lips too like black panther did
They blackwashed top left and made her pregnant. Jessica Drew is a white woman in the comics. They also made Miguel look really native when looking like his Irish "father" is a plot point in his backstory.
Until WW3 and the fall of Weimerica.
comedy doesnt exist anymore
demographics are shifting and white people are becoming disappearing. this will continue to be the norm and only get worse
Let's not pretend this has anything to do with demographics or race. That guy is just fricking ugly. Changing his race wouldn't help at all.
no it does. with changing demographics corporations need to start pandering to nogs and other browns because theyre going to be the main audience soon
This is like the late era Michael Cera of brownies.
Cope. In non-white countries like Mexico and Turkey they only cast White actors in TV shows.
no they dont moron
Yes they do moron. In places like latam and turkey all their soap opera actors are the whitest amongst them. So this idea that demographic change necessitates less white actors is just wrong. They can keep hiring whites they just chose not to.
>whitest amongst them
not white
>not white
Yeah I guess pic related isn't white.
NTA but this isn't relevant
White means ethnic European
There are fair-haired and fair-skinned people elsewhere. They are not white
Where does europe end?
Volga, Bosphorus, Caucasus
whether greater or lesser caucasus mountains is a matter of debate
If he's at least 90% ethnic European then he's white, even if he was born in Mexico
The Urals to the Caucasus to the sea
Yes white means ethnic european. Now I'm not sure if you missed history class in school but the European people expanded beyond Europe. To places like the Americas. Now that guy I posted, who is from Mexico, is of ethnic European descent. Unless you wanna propose that somehow some of the injuns where blue eyed and white skinned and that that Mexican isn't white
Wait, I was told that that was a "racist conspiracy-theory". Now it's real?
turns out the racists (every human that ever lived up until like 60 years ago) were right. shocking
trips of truth
Black person those are quints put some respect on my get
Like FR? Damn, perfect post too. Grats.
It's a direct consequence of women having creative control. Women are obsessed with heaping lavish praise on obviously ugly people because it makes them feel virtuous and comparatively attractive at the same time.
Read the Protocols
Until the JP is resolved
attractive people that want to be famous go to social media now. the only morons still trying to make it in Hollywood are affirmative action hires and nepo babies.
for the foreseeable future, simply due to social media. attractive people can just go directly to the money source instead of having to go through hollywood middlemen.
>It’s not all bail money! Some of it is gambling dabs!
What did he mean by this?
Why does anyone wear those shitty pube staches
Muffun or Elena or whatever... Her issues weren't resolved... She was still in debt and her husband was still out there wanting to behead her (I understand)
why does this kid look like he works 2 jobs and pays a mortgage?
He cute
this is the kind of shit that will play elves in some medieval fantasy
Lmao you are right, he looks just like what modern Hollywood envisions elves being.
Dios Mio! Es el Goblino!
>perm AND a monobrow/pube-tache combo
jesus
>i gotsta gets me dat diiii-el of destiny fo my shawty n aftah we gon be livin large fr fr no cap on god
that is a zoomer sex symbol
Has there been any research done on looking at ugly people in movies, vs how you perceive them IRL? Cuz i genuinely feel like seeing uggos in movies has only been worsening the situation for uglies, especially when you consider the fact that social media is still dominated by beautiful people
>gross, he's nothing like me
Is that a mutt recasting?
Who's that, Short Brown? How many young street boys does Indy "find"?
what the frick
>Is that background character non-white? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT israeliteRY IS THIS?
This but unironically
EXTREEEEEME
Instead of Short Round we get Ugly Brown
From Short Round to Shit Brown'd
I'm seeing it tomorrow. Idc what all the right winger grifters online are saying (critical grifter, nerdrotic, geeks and grifters) I'm excited
That is one zesty mutt
How many boxes does that thing check?
He looks like he's should be playing an organ on the streets of Cairo while a monkey in a fez dances around
Look how far we've strayed from nature
is that frida kahlo's son?
La Abominacion Mas Extrano Del Los Estados Unitos Con Black
don't you know the hook? it's nostalgia forced emotion. this kid turns out to be the grandson of, in Temple, the monkey whos brain they ate
> Indiana Jones and Lost City of Takis.
is there a reason they didn't bother to shave his unibrow or clean up his edges
And shave that failed mustache.
Narrator: It didn't.
>Indian Jones
Indiana Jones and the Meat of Mystery
Indiana Jones and the Missing Link
Wtf is that ugly thing? Is it a Goblino, Amerimutt, Jogger? Who can tell?
Jesus Christ. Clearly they don't want me to see the movie if that hideous shit is their promo material
i'm never going to watch this movie based on this poster. i paid to see every other IJ movie prior to this.
Didn't you chuds watch the original movies? They had a similar chink sidekick
Indiana Jones be bussin