His scene was kind of pointless >I'm an indentured servant to this immoral ugly fat dirty space hillbilly >I honor my debts instead of killing him and setting myself free >he for some reason bets me I can't tame Buckbeak, if i win i get free of 12 years of work >i tame Buckbeak by being courteous like I saw in Harry potter and get my freedom the proper way >Buckbeak then kills the hillbilly as i knew he would
Also, was I meant to whoop and cheer at the hillbilly being killed? Because he didn't really seem that bad? The guy was working off his apparently sizable debt, but he gave him a possible out on a bet, and then he actually honored the bet and cancelled his debt to him. It seemed like the sort of fate you'd give him if he tried to go back on his word or cheat them or something.
Yeah, that shit was dumb & didn't make sense. If he looked & behaved like Watto, then it would be another story & his death would've been a satisfactory one due to how sleazy & amoral he is. But in the film this guy was just your regular old geezer with a what's fair is fair approach to things. So killing him off in a brutal fashion like he was some kind of an aggressive slave master is a masochistic move on the director's part (but he secretly enjoys that methinks).
Snyder introduced Turok as le serious character but once he gains his freedom, Turok suddenly turns into a le quip man in the worst traditions of MCU. But that's our boy Zack, always pushin' the Z to the ACK!
Netflix thumbnails have been absolute shit for so long. It seems like no one is running things over there and they're just letting morons do whatever they want. People still complain that trailers automatically run if you hover on a movie for too long or that shows nag you asking if you're still watching.
I love how Netflix doesn't even push it on the front page
Even the israelites know this is one of the worst movies ever made >new major franchise with multiple spin-offs and toy lines
lol lmao even
>A noble captive with a royal past. Staz Nair is Tarak in REBEL MOON - PART ONE: A CHILD OF FIRE. >Relative newcomer Nair plays Tarak, a noble indentured servant who shares a bond with a flying creature called a bennu. It’s a connection with deep roots in the world Snyder is constructing.
>“[Bennu] comes from Tarak’s home planet, originally,” Snyder reveals. “They’re kind of like the horses of their world.” There’s more to the story, of course. “You’re going to find out about Tarak’s backstory in Part Two, and you’re going to learn a little bit about the bennu, what role they play, and that he’s familiar with them,” he adds. >Nair was also able to put his own personal stamp on the character. “The language I speak in the movie, Samandritan, is an amalgamation of two languages: Russian, which is one of my native tongues, and Portuguese, which is a language I've been learning,” Nair said. “I had this amazing opportunity to use my culture in something that began as completely fictitious.”
And apparently the reason he didn't broke free before is because he is le noble and honor his commitments.
literally not true, are you moronic?
he really thought the super violent space nazi regime would take "sry, we don't have any surplus to spare" as an answer?
he should have just told him they have some surplus to spare and they will sell it to them and use the new equipment to make even more surplus in the future.
would have saved all their lives
>he should have just told him they have some surplus to spare
He couldn't do that because they didn't have the surplus on hand that they should have because s.imp guy sold it to the rebels. The mayor was stuck between a rock and a hard place. The amount of grain they were missing wouldn't add up if the Imperials looked too hard.
>He couldn't do that because they didn't have the surplus on
The other dude literally told him they have surplus to spare you moron. And then they gave them 9 weeks. You're a fricking moron as told, didn't bother with the rest of your post
5 months ago
Anonymous
>The other dude literally told him they have surplus to spare you moron.
He told them they had surplus CAPACITY to make grain. Not actual grain on hand. Which is why the Imperials told them to have it grown by the time they got back in ten weeks.
5 months ago
Anonymous
So essentially he told them what father could have told them right from the start without trying to like a fricking moron and getting himself killed? Got it, dumbass
5 months ago
Anonymous
Ah... Understood so...Stoll acted super fricking moronic for the sake of starting the slop story
5 months ago
Anonymous
In other words the leader dude was a dumbass for attempting lie his way out and Gunnar probably saved everyone's life in that room. Lmao fricking moron
>He couldn't do that because they didn't have the surplus on hand that they should have because s.imp guy sold it to the rebels. The mayor was stuck between a rock and a hard place. The amount of grain they were missing wouldn't add up if the Imperials looked too hard.
Yet nothing changed when Gunnar literally just said ok to there demands anyway. Meaning the "Father" could have just said yes without getting himself killed you fricking dumb dumb
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Yet nothing changed when Gunnar literally just said ok to there demands anyway. Meaning the "Father" could have just said yes without getting himself killed you fricking dumb dumb
He was probably a dead man walking either way because their bins were empty. Because sim.p guy sold it to the rebels.
>Do you have a lot of grain on hand/? >No >Why not? >We sold it >Sold it to who? >.........
He was fricked the minute they showed up because they sold of the excess grain they should have had on hand.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>He was probably a dead man walking either way because their bins were empty
Nice goalpost move you moron. He literally just needed to tell him what Gunnar said from the jump. Spare us the blog post of damage control
5 months ago
Anonymous
Protip you fricking zoomer. If you are going to lie stick to it and take it to the grave. Don't get all wishy washy with your story and never admit to lying. If you lie roll with it till the wheels fall off.
The mayor figured his best chance was to tell them they didn't have much capacity. Which would account for their not being much grain on hand. But NNOOO greedy moronic s.imp guy had to see dollar signs at the mention of triple price offer and told them they had excess capacity.
>No he didn't >Evil empire descends and asks for your shit >The jig is obviously up, best to agree to terms and figure something out behind the scenes >Instead lie terribly and continue to do so even tho it's obvious the leader can tell you're full of shit. Even patronizingly oat him on the shoulder like a fool >Bumble and stutter when you get found out
He is right the dude was a moron and was going to get himself killed before the crops guy spoke up anyway. you're an idiot as well.
The real bad guys aren't even white. The white king was slain by mutts he invited to his military and close personal circle.
The theme the movie is going for, and this will become more apparent in the director's cut, is that expansionism and multiculturalism is a mixed bag because it dilutes the culture and identity of people, creating resentment and strife. The old king was slain by people from off-world that he tried to assimilate and befriend, Kora finds peace in a monocultural village where life is simple and its people have a strong connection to its land, several of the characters are people that lost their home and culture and are aimless.
> N film
>Aside from one scene he's barely in it, like most of the cast
wow scary monster sirs i wil watch soon
Are there hindu subs please???
His scene was kind of pointless
>I'm an indentured servant to this immoral ugly fat dirty space hillbilly
>I honor my debts instead of killing him and setting myself free
>he for some reason bets me I can't tame Buckbeak, if i win i get free of 12 years of work
>i tame Buckbeak by being courteous like I saw in Harry potter and get my freedom the proper way
>Buckbeak then kills the hillbilly as i knew he would
Also, was I meant to whoop and cheer at the hillbilly being killed? Because he didn't really seem that bad? The guy was working off his apparently sizable debt, but he gave him a possible out on a bet, and then he actually honored the bet and cancelled his debt to him. It seemed like the sort of fate you'd give him if he tried to go back on his word or cheat them or something.
the hillbilly was white.
whites in this movie are either evil or emasculated cucks
He had the audacity to own a wild horse, so he should die by said horse.
Yeah, that shit was dumb & didn't make sense. If he looked & behaved like Watto, then it would be another story & his death would've been a satisfactory one due to how sleazy & amoral he is. But in the film this guy was just your regular old geezer with a what's fair is fair approach to things. So killing him off in a brutal fashion like he was some kind of an aggressive slave master is a masochistic move on the director's part (but he secretly enjoys that methinks).
Maybe he raped him a few times over the years? The guy was pretty good looking no homo.
This guy literally does nothing the entire film. Like the rest of the crew he isnt even a character. Fascinating zack..
Snyder introduced Turok as le serious character but once he gains his freedom, Turok suddenly turns into a le quip man in the worst traditions of MCU. But that's our boy Zack, always pushin' the Z to the ACK!
That griffin riding scene was fricking dreadful. It looked 15 years out of date, if not more.
Netflix thumbnails have been absolute shit for so long. It seems like no one is running things over there and they're just letting morons do whatever they want. People still complain that trailers automatically run if you hover on a movie for too long or that shows nag you asking if you're still watching.
I love how Netflix doesn't even push it on the front page
Even the israelites know this is one of the worst movies ever made
>new major franchise with multiple spin-offs and toy lines
lol lmao even
>I love how Netflix doesn't even push it on the front page
It's literally on the title and loading screen as you turn on the app.... Fricking third world foreigners.
>haha, you live in a country not run by israelites!! you don't even get slop forced down your throat!! hahaha omg third worlder
>admits it
Frick off.
Get some paved roads before talking shit third worlder.
>A noble captive with a royal past. Staz Nair is Tarak in REBEL MOON - PART ONE: A CHILD OF FIRE.
>Relative newcomer Nair plays Tarak, a noble indentured servant who shares a bond with a flying creature called a bennu. It’s a connection with deep roots in the world Snyder is constructing.
>“[Bennu] comes from Tarak’s home planet, originally,” Snyder reveals. “They’re kind of like the horses of their world.” There’s more to the story, of course. “You’re going to find out about Tarak’s backstory in Part Two, and you’re going to learn a little bit about the bennu, what role they play, and that he’s familiar with them,” he adds.
>Nair was also able to put his own personal stamp on the character. “The language I speak in the movie, Samandritan, is an amalgamation of two languages: Russian, which is one of my native tongues, and Portuguese, which is a language I've been learning,” Nair said. “I had this amazing opportunity to use my culture in something that began as completely fictitious.”
And apparently the reason he didn't broke free before is because he is le noble and honor his commitments.
>explaining all that shit in an interview instead of putting it in the actual movie
reminds me of that Elihja Wood Star Wars tweet
It is in the actual movie. That is, the director's cut, of course.
that's clearly the part 2 flashback
This movie sounds like an ESL film.
Very direct matter of fact prose and characters talking about what they're feeling at the moment.
>we need the Harry Potter audience.
dark souls
Only character I liked was Corey Stoll as the viking farmer who dies in the first act.
he acted super fricking moronic for the sake of starting the slop story
>he acted super fricking moronic for the sake of starting the slop story
No he didn't. The s.imp guy did.
literally not true, are you moronic?
he really thought the super violent space nazi regime would take "sry, we don't have any surplus to spare" as an answer?
he should have just told him they have some surplus to spare and they will sell it to them and use the new equipment to make even more surplus in the future.
would have saved all their lives
>he should have just told him they have some surplus to spare
He couldn't do that because they didn't have the surplus on hand that they should have because s.imp guy sold it to the rebels. The mayor was stuck between a rock and a hard place. The amount of grain they were missing wouldn't add up if the Imperials looked too hard.
>He couldn't do that because they didn't have the surplus on
The other dude literally told him they have surplus to spare you moron. And then they gave them 9 weeks. You're a fricking moron as told, didn't bother with the rest of your post
>The other dude literally told him they have surplus to spare you moron.
He told them they had surplus CAPACITY to make grain. Not actual grain on hand. Which is why the Imperials told them to have it grown by the time they got back in ten weeks.
So essentially he told them what father could have told them right from the start without trying to like a fricking moron and getting himself killed? Got it, dumbass
Ah... Understood so...Stoll acted super fricking moronic for the sake of starting the slop story
In other words the leader dude was a dumbass for attempting lie his way out and Gunnar probably saved everyone's life in that room. Lmao fricking moron
>He couldn't do that because they didn't have the surplus on hand that they should have because s.imp guy sold it to the rebels. The mayor was stuck between a rock and a hard place. The amount of grain they were missing wouldn't add up if the Imperials looked too hard.
Yet nothing changed when Gunnar literally just said ok to there demands anyway. Meaning the "Father" could have just said yes without getting himself killed you fricking dumb dumb
>Yet nothing changed when Gunnar literally just said ok to there demands anyway. Meaning the "Father" could have just said yes without getting himself killed you fricking dumb dumb
He was probably a dead man walking either way because their bins were empty. Because sim.p guy sold it to the rebels.
>Do you have a lot of grain on hand/?
>No
>Why not?
>We sold it
>Sold it to who?
>.........
He was fricked the minute they showed up because they sold of the excess grain they should have had on hand.
>He was probably a dead man walking either way because their bins were empty
Nice goalpost move you moron. He literally just needed to tell him what Gunnar said from the jump. Spare us the blog post of damage control
Protip you fricking zoomer. If you are going to lie stick to it and take it to the grave. Don't get all wishy washy with your story and never admit to lying. If you lie roll with it till the wheels fall off.
The mayor figured his best chance was to tell them they didn't have much capacity. Which would account for their not being much grain on hand. But NNOOO greedy moronic s.imp guy had to see dollar signs at the mention of triple price offer and told them they had excess capacity.
>No he didn't
>Evil empire descends and asks for your shit
>The jig is obviously up, best to agree to terms and figure something out behind the scenes
>Instead lie terribly and continue to do so even tho it's obvious the leader can tell you're full of shit. Even patronizingly oat him on the shoulder like a fool
>Bumble and stutter when you get found out
He is right the dude was a moron and was going to get himself killed before the crops guy spoke up anyway. you're an idiot as well.
>country with the worst education and health systems known to man calls other countries third world
don't google "brick houses", it might scare you
Why is all the badguys white and the good guys brown or Viking? Like they're not just white, they're comically white.
The viking mandate is odd. They’re really into spreading paganism
The real bad guys aren't even white. The white king was slain by mutts he invited to his military and close personal circle.
The theme the movie is going for, and this will become more apparent in the director's cut, is that expansionism and multiculturalism is a mixed bag because it dilutes the culture and identity of people, creating resentment and strife. The old king was slain by people from off-world that he tried to assimilate and befriend, Kora finds peace in a monocultural village where life is simple and its people have a strong connection to its land, several of the characters are people that lost their home and culture and are aimless.
Wokehammer 40%
we DESERVE vegana sirs
Sneeder sirs
Do we rewatch before or after raping wife today?