This "show" is gonna flop like every other one of these "shows" but they'll just print more money and pretend it was a success.
There is no actual audience for this, that's partially the joke of the OP. It hasn't been about making money for these "people" in a long time. In fact, it's beneficial to their entire agenda by having to be constantly federally bailed out with printed money because it cripples the country, which is their ultimate goal. Which is why they buy beloved cultural milestone IPs and make a mockery of them.
Right away that bothered me
Jackson made sure to people who looked the part to play elves, aka not ugly mutts
Middle Earth isn't the place to pretend everyone is equally beautiful
They both have very sharp features and piercing eyes anon. ALL elves hair is also long an straight, to give some consistency.
This morons didn't even used a wig, it's just their normal fricking hair
>ALL elves hair is also long an straight, to give some consistency.
All shit wigs, all cope/paste the exact same style, zero individuality and made the elves in the movies feel like a bunch of emotionless aliens, which they are most definitely not in the books.
Like alot of things in those movies, it was done for the sole purpose of dumbing things down for the average popcorn munching audience and stripping any nuance away, because hey who wants that in your blockbuster action flick?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>all cope/paste the exact same style,
Yeah, that's how you represent a race. Yes, troony.
Only mentally ill people wants all races to have all hairs and all styles and all colors and everyone can do everything and we are all equally unique in our differences.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>that's how you represent a race
And that goes for the humans too then? you bland homosexual
All should have the exact same shitty copy/paste Aragorn wigs.
Dumb af and shows you have zero interest in portraying any actual character in these individuals, you just want walking action figures
2 years ago
Anonymous
Your celebrimbor and elornd look like shit. Get over it.
They been around a looong time now johnny, having long hair that's beautiful, well groomed, israeliteeled and braided in various ways to show an established ong standing culture/people is a visual aid to convey that.
You stupid goddamn frick. You goddamn radical shit for brains. Why are you so angry?
I think that is in Eregion, Celebrimbor getting his lackey Elrond to go do some dwarf related business so he ends up going to Khazad-dum (pic rel)
Then he gets forced to partake in a dwarven rock breaking competition by Durin because he want to show the elf up infront of the lads
>middle fingers to the original work
Identical long haired elves is entirely a Jackson invention you moron. Having them all with straight hair is even bigger middle finger considering how explicate Tolkien was that they wouldn't all look the same.
Of course though Jackson gets a pass on Cinemaphile, even when the Tolkien family made clear how insultingly bad they thought the portrayal of the elves were in the movies
>short hair >sharp features >dirty clothing
they look nothing like elves. elves are supposed to graceful and ethereal, these are just Men with pointy ears.
>look nothing like elves
They don't look like Jackson elves, which didn't look like how they were described in the books. He invented his own creatures, you definitely didn't see a single Tolkien described elf onscreen for those 6 movies.
In the books elves explicitly have different hair style, lengths and different facial features. They are infact quite varied in appearance, despite what PJ tried to make you believe. >elves cant get dirty
just lol
Nah for me it's gonna be watching the funny webms of all the bad dialogue and shit like that. Definitely won't watch but I'm looking forward to that. I guess.
Bad, ugly webms and shit are our best weapon against globopedo. We need comedy/jokes of ugly globohomosexual nasty ugly bullshit to get everyone united and laughing together against the pedos.
>funny webms of all the bad dialogue
The characters speak in classical, heightened/quasi-Shakespearean language, they also bought on world renown dialect coach Leith Mcpherson due to amount of Quenya, Sindarin and Khuzdul segments
I doubt the average CinemaphileHispanic will even be able to understand what is going on half the time
>“He’s the Lord of Eregion — and being a lord is something akin to royalty — which is very close to Khazad-dûm,” says Charles Edwards as he begins to explain Celebrimbor’s place in the story. >"He’s actively trying to turn Eregion into a place of excellence. And he is working with the Dwarves towards that end to try and capitalize on their talents and their creativity.” >“In our story, Celebrimbor encourages and assists Elrond to visit Khazad-dûm and to court the Dwarves,” adds Edwards. “He may have an ulterior motive for that, but Celebrimbor is very much in support of working together … neither race would have produced the wonders that they had, that they created, without the aid of the other. So clearly, we’re in a time of peace, certainly in terms of working relationship, and [Celebrimbor] has a great respect for them. And Dwarves have a reputation as being fanatical workers, and israeliteellers and crafters, and Celebrimbor very much respects that.”
>“He’s cautious, he can be quite gullible,” says Edwards. “He’s vain. He’s a brilliant craftsman. And he’s very meticulous. He can be a bit of a user. But he can also be used. He’s proud. He prefers seclusion; he’s not a people person. He is not terribly socially interested. He can be quite blunt. He’s very ambitious. Colossally ambitious.” >“He’s reached a point, in our story, in his existence where he is starting to doubt himself,” explains Edwards. “And I think what drives him is a manic obsessive desire to create. Above and beyond what he has already created, he wants to surpass all that has gone before. And because he’s reached this juncture, he starts to doubt himself and his validity. He lives in a very long shadow of an ancestor, shall we say, whose achievements were considerable. And he has always wanted to try and eclipse [that]. Some would say he’s already done that, but he doesn’t believe that he has.”
>wanting to be friends with dwarves and encouraging others to do the same >quite gullible >brilliant craftsman >proud >ambitious >lives in shadow of Feanor and wants to try to eclipse it
I think it's nice characteristic of Celebrimbor
There is another quote explaining how they went about constructing his character >“What we are spoiled with in this enterprise, particularly in my case, is that Celebrimbor is mentioned in The Lord of the Rings as the forger of the Rings — briefly,” says Edwards. “He’s not a footnote, but he’s a sidenote. The other source for our show is the appendices for The Lord of the Rings, in which Tolkien makes lots of notes and ideas about characters that aren’t quite set in stone. Tolkien had two or three versions of Celebrimbor, none of which he settled on. >“There’s actually a little note scrawled in a margin by Tolkien saying ‘not sure about this, should have changed it’, or something along those lines. In order to start building a character, that’s very exciting. There’s a blueprint, but there hasn’t been any colouring in and it’s down to me and everyone else to create him. That has been really exciting. So, considering the two or three versions that Tolkien had of the character, which in themselves differ from each other, our version is a composite. And then a little bit more.”
Pretty much the same thing they have done with Galadriel's character
They will be able to use the other books in terms of characterisation, writers and actors use all sorts of other text as inspiration for their own work.
Like the Unfinished Tales described Galadriel as strong, athletic and having a particular love for her brother (Finrod) but you dont need rights to portray that because those are quite general characteristics for any character.
The rights thing more come down to the ability in portraying specific characters, locations and events really and many of those for the 2nd age are described in LOTR and appendices
>picking a frame and filling in the rest with fan fiction >elf being friendly with dwarves >especially trusting dwarves with not claiming all creations for themselves greedy fricks that they are
They could have done anything with the character but they had to pick the worst thing. It's like they want to subvert or dismantle everything that Tolkien made. This much inadequacy can't be accident.
that plate armor is actually 100% realistic by the standards of the late 15th century; unfortunately, that's a twofold problem:
1. because it loses 100% of its fantasy aspect
2. because it traipses all over the Dark Ages/Migration Era aesthetic of LOTR at large, especially with regards to the first and second ages
The swan knights seem to have some kind of plate armor >"And last and proudest, Imrahil, Prince of Dol Amroth, kinsman of the Lord, with gilded banners bearing his token of the Ship and the Silver Swan, and a company of knights in full harness riding grey horses"
Imrahil also wears vambraces
possibly it existed earlier since things get worse each age, and the only technological advancements are on the evil side
Literally no rules that elves cannot have short hair, plenty of popular fanartists do them that way but typically only those who actually read the books before Jackson poisoned their imagination, funny that
>Literally no rules that elves cannot have short hair,
When you are immortal the last thing you want is going a million times to the immortal hairdresser, listening this homosexual arguing about the weather and the last celeb scandal for the millionth time. You'll definitely let your hair grow.
Considering Tolkien's language autism, he would have to know that this would be used as a euphemism for dicks. The use of the English 'wiener', French 'coq', and Germanic 'hahn' as euphemisms for the penis can be traced back to the 15th century, possibly earlier. In fact the only language euphemism with earlier roots is the sword/spear euphemism which can be traced back to early Roman/Greek roots.
>kinda cute but idk about her playing Galadriel
She's only getting better with age and especially since they made her put on weight for the role
Pure sex mommy aesthetic developing
I mean, yeah i'm sure she will
shes supposed to be an elf or something?
>supposed to be an elf
One of the greatest elves that ever lived achtually
I don't care what justification they use. Galadriel in armour with a sword is just fricking shit.
Aren't elves superstrong and fast? So, even if they got hit a few times with a sword they wouldn't, die? Hence Legolas never wears armor?
Incorrect on all 3 assumptions you made.
So why doesn't Legolas wear armor?
He wears leather armour at Helm's Deep but swinging a sword seems like something Galadriel should be above.
>swinging a sword seems like something Galadriel should be above.
Like Gandalf?
leather armor isn't a real armor
and doesn't Tolkien's legendarium say Galadriel used to be warrior-queen?
no, it doesn't
what a homosexual response like wtf man
>mansplaining Galadiel
they sure showed us
Would orcs really require a dagger of mercy to be slayed? Is their armor really that thick?!
>orcs
Going troll hunting I think, it's originally her brothers dagger anyway (Finrod) so may be more a sentimental piece
that's not a rondel, my dude, its an ~~*(Elven*~~) dagger which glows in the presence of goys.
>yoga pants
kinda interested in what her tushy looks like but at the same time this just looks so low budget
Must be some elfic yoga pants, indestructible and all.
Nice
I'm literally only watching this show for her.
>no helmet
>plate only on limbs
ngmi
Ugly b***h.
If Amazon wants to me watch this shit they should have casted someone hot.
women are responsible for 85% of consumer spending in the US
yes, it will sell the show, just like it sold Wheel of Time
This "show" is gonna flop like every other one of these "shows" but they'll just print more money and pretend it was a success.
There is no actual audience for this, that's partially the joke of the OP. It hasn't been about making money for these "people" in a long time. In fact, it's beneficial to their entire agenda by having to be constantly federally bailed out with printed money because it cripples the country, which is their ultimate goal. Which is why they buy beloved cultural milestone IPs and make a mockery of them.
WoT flopped like frick
I bet she will have a lesbian lover and hate men and the show will also erase her canon husband and daughter.
BASED MORF CHADS
I like her nose
Looks like a generic nordic roastie with a fridge for a body
>nordic
*Celtic
Jesus christ, couldn't they cast actually handsome actors?
Seriously the only good casting choice.
Right away that bothered me
Jackson made sure to people who looked the part to play elves, aka not ugly mutts
Middle Earth isn't the place to pretend everyone is equally beautiful
>Jackson made sure to people who looked the part to play elves, aka not ugly
Are you implying Hugo weaving is ugly?
They both have very sharp features and piercing eyes anon. ALL elves hair is also long an straight, to give some consistency.
This morons didn't even used a wig, it's just their normal fricking hair
just a bit quaffed
>ALL elves hair is also long an straight, to give some consistency.
All shit wigs, all cope/paste the exact same style, zero individuality and made the elves in the movies feel like a bunch of emotionless aliens, which they are most definitely not in the books.
Like alot of things in those movies, it was done for the sole purpose of dumbing things down for the average popcorn munching audience and stripping any nuance away, because hey who wants that in your blockbuster action flick?
>all cope/paste the exact same style,
Yeah, that's how you represent a race. Yes, troony.
Only mentally ill people wants all races to have all hairs and all styles and all colors and everyone can do everything and we are all equally unique in our differences.
>that's how you represent a race
And that goes for the humans too then? you bland homosexual
All should have the exact same shitty copy/paste Aragorn wigs.
Dumb af and shows you have zero interest in portraying any actual character in these individuals, you just want walking action figures
Your celebrimbor and elornd look like shit. Get over it.
They been around a looong time now johnny, having long hair that's beautiful, well groomed, israeliteeled and braided in various ways to show an established ong standing culture/people is a visual aid to convey that.
You stupid goddamn frick. You goddamn radical shit for brains. Why are you so angry?
Don't answer boy, it's rhetorical
the one on the left is not ugly
Elrond is supposed to be half-human
>Elrond is supposed to be half-human
He chose Elf, lorelet
Both are beautiful tho.
Yes. They all look very elegant, very elflike.
What an ugly image. Store-brand game of thrones looking shit.
for a moment i thought those were hobbits lol
What are they supposed to be?
elves
KEK WHAT
>they cast Nuoh Noweetends
lmao
Their chins are making me uncomfortable.
nahweetends
fricking hell
I think that is in Eregion, Celebrimbor getting his lackey Elrond to go do some dwarf related business so he ends up going to Khazad-dum (pic rel)
Then he gets forced to partake in a dwarven rock breaking competition by Durin because he want to show the elf up infront of the lads
>stubble on an elf
>short haired elves
this shitshow has so many middle fingers to the original work, perfect goyslop for morons
>middle fingers to the original work
Identical long haired elves is entirely a Jackson invention you moron. Having them all with straight hair is even bigger middle finger considering how explicate Tolkien was that they wouldn't all look the same.
Of course though Jackson gets a pass on Cinemaphile, even when the Tolkien family made clear how insultingly bad they thought the portrayal of the elves were in the movies
>short hair
>sharp features
>dirty clothing
they look nothing like elves. elves are supposed to graceful and ethereal, these are just Men with pointy ears.
>look nothing like elves
They don't look like Jackson elves, which didn't look like how they were described in the books. He invented his own creatures, you definitely didn't see a single Tolkien described elf onscreen for those 6 movies.
In the books elves explicitly have different hair style, lengths and different facial features. They are infact quite varied in appearance, despite what PJ tried to make you believe.
>elves cant get dirty
just lol
This will be the WNBA of Lord of the Rings. Pure shit show.
I just want to get a proper look at Morf in this dress lads, I bet she looks like a literal goddess
Im not going to watch it
Yes, you WILL watch it. Und you WILL like it.
Nah for me it's gonna be watching the funny webms of all the bad dialogue and shit like that. Definitely won't watch but I'm looking forward to that. I guess.
Bad, ugly webms and shit are our best weapon against globopedo. We need comedy/jokes of ugly globohomosexual nasty ugly bullshit to get everyone united and laughing together against the pedos.
>funny webms of all the bad dialogue
The characters speak in classical, heightened/quasi-Shakespearean language, they also bought on world renown dialect coach Leith Mcpherson due to amount of Quenya, Sindarin and Khuzdul segments
I doubt the average CinemaphileHispanic will even be able to understand what is going on half the time
Thank god webms have subtitles, pseud
I'm going to pirate it and watching so I can more accurately shit on it
>“He’s the Lord of Eregion — and being a lord is something akin to royalty — which is very close to Khazad-dûm,” says Charles Edwards as he begins to explain Celebrimbor’s place in the story.
>"He’s actively trying to turn Eregion into a place of excellence. And he is working with the Dwarves towards that end to try and capitalize on their talents and their creativity.”
>“In our story, Celebrimbor encourages and assists Elrond to visit Khazad-dûm and to court the Dwarves,” adds Edwards. “He may have an ulterior motive for that, but Celebrimbor is very much in support of working together … neither race would have produced the wonders that they had, that they created, without the aid of the other. So clearly, we’re in a time of peace, certainly in terms of working relationship, and [Celebrimbor] has a great respect for them. And Dwarves have a reputation as being fanatical workers, and israeliteellers and crafters, and Celebrimbor very much respects that.”
>“He’s cautious, he can be quite gullible,” says Edwards. “He’s vain. He’s a brilliant craftsman. And he’s very meticulous. He can be a bit of a user. But he can also be used. He’s proud. He prefers seclusion; he’s not a people person. He is not terribly socially interested. He can be quite blunt. He’s very ambitious. Colossally ambitious.”
>“He’s reached a point, in our story, in his existence where he is starting to doubt himself,” explains Edwards. “And I think what drives him is a manic obsessive desire to create. Above and beyond what he has already created, he wants to surpass all that has gone before. And because he’s reached this juncture, he starts to doubt himself and his validity. He lives in a very long shadow of an ancestor, shall we say, whose achievements were considerable. And he has always wanted to try and eclipse [that]. Some would say he’s already done that, but he doesn’t believe that he has.”
Yikes, that sounds awful.
>wanting to be friends with dwarves and encouraging others to do the same
>quite gullible
>brilliant craftsman
>proud
>ambitious
>lives in shadow of Feanor and wants to try to eclipse it
I think it's nice characteristic of Celebrimbor
There is another quote explaining how they went about constructing his character
>“What we are spoiled with in this enterprise, particularly in my case, is that Celebrimbor is mentioned in The Lord of the Rings as the forger of the Rings — briefly,” says Edwards. “He’s not a footnote, but he’s a sidenote. The other source for our show is the appendices for The Lord of the Rings, in which Tolkien makes lots of notes and ideas about characters that aren’t quite set in stone. Tolkien had two or three versions of Celebrimbor, none of which he settled on.
>“There’s actually a little note scrawled in a margin by Tolkien saying ‘not sure about this, should have changed it’, or something along those lines. In order to start building a character, that’s very exciting. There’s a blueprint, but there hasn’t been any colouring in and it’s down to me and everyone else to create him. That has been really exciting. So, considering the two or three versions that Tolkien had of the character, which in themselves differ from each other, our version is a composite. And then a little bit more.”
Pretty much the same thing they have done with Galadriel's character
are they allowed to used versions of Celebrimbor or Galadriel story, they are in Unfinished Tales
They will be able to use the other books in terms of characterisation, writers and actors use all sorts of other text as inspiration for their own work.
Like the Unfinished Tales described Galadriel as strong, athletic and having a particular love for her brother (Finrod) but you dont need rights to portray that because those are quite general characteristics for any character.
The rights thing more come down to the ability in portraying specific characters, locations and events really and many of those for the 2nd age are described in LOTR and appendices
>picking a frame and filling in the rest with fan fiction
>elf being friendly with dwarves
>especially trusting dwarves with not claiming all creations for themselves greedy fricks that they are
They could have done anything with the character but they had to pick the worst thing. It's like they want to subvert or dismantle everything that Tolkien made. This much inadequacy can't be accident.
Celebrimbor was friend to dwarves dumb secondary
the door to Moria was made by Celebrimbor and his friend Narvi
KINO
wtf are thouse pauldrons
we warhammer now
add some spikes and it's warcraft too
that plate armor is actually 100% realistic by the standards of the late 15th century; unfortunately, that's a twofold problem:
1. because it loses 100% of its fantasy aspect
2. because it traipses all over the Dark Ages/Migration Era aesthetic of LOTR at large, especially with regards to the first and second ages
The swan knights seem to have some kind of plate armor
>"And last and proudest, Imrahil, Prince of Dol Amroth, kinsman of the Lord, with gilded banners bearing his token of the Ship and the Silver Swan, and a company of knights in full harness riding grey horses"
Imrahil also wears vambraces
possibly it existed earlier since things get worse each age, and the only technological advancements are on the evil side
Why are their hair so short? Can't they afford any more wigs? Billion–dollar budget my ass.
The budget was spent on trans kids orgies/sacrifices. That stuff has a lot of overhead.
>Can't they afford any more wigs
Why are you so desperate for shit wigs over real hair?
Are you both literally women?
>elves are kneeling
>still almost as tall as galadriel
Should have cast her as dwarf queen or hobbit.
>what are angles
>what is perspective
>what are short legs
>short hair
They don't look like elves at all
bravo amazon
Literally no rules that elves cannot have short hair, plenty of popular fanartists do them that way but typically only those who actually read the books before Jackson poisoned their imagination, funny that
>Literally no rules that elves cannot have short hair,
When you are immortal the last thing you want is going a million times to the immortal hairdresser, listening this homosexual arguing about the weather and the last celeb scandal for the millionth time. You'll definitely let your hair grow.
That's some nice headcanon bro
>random woman artist is now Tolkien canon
Ok schizo
Yes she's a woman and she still gets way less worked up about elvish hair than you, so I just have to assume you are a literal homosexual
2nd from the right lol
>bizarre gothic armor
>gold foil Roman style laurel crown
Clearly all drawn by some concept artist who doesn't give a frick about LoTR
>all drawn by some concept artist who doesn't give a frick about LoTR
sex
ew wtf looks like a rat
reminder that his is Arwen's grandma so that means Aragorn was two degrees of separation away from giving the BHC to Galadriel
You mean BNC
actually I mean BWC (Big Westernesse wiener)
HNT (hoa numenorinwa tocot)
are you telling me Tolkien actually invented a new word for penis in his elvish conlang?
more than one
there is also word for sex "puhta-" (quenya) and early elven had a word for hermaphrodite
>futas are canon in lord of the rings
Naw
Note how the troony didn't actually provide what word supposedly means hermaphrodite
Don't fall for propaganda just because you're a coomer
the word is gwegwin from Gnomish Lexicon which is in Parma Eldalamberon 11
Okay now find a source for that that isn't pulled from some troony pulling it out of their ass for that one article
Parma Eldalamberon 11
https://pdfcoffee.com/parma-eldalamberon-11-470550565pdf-pdf-free.html
there is a list of interestinf elven phrase
https://www.silmarillionwritersguild.org/node/4290
Tocot is "rooster" in their tongue
Considering Tolkien's language autism, he would have to know that this would be used as a euphemism for dicks. The use of the English 'wiener', French 'coq', and Germanic 'hahn' as euphemisms for the penis can be traced back to the 15th century, possibly earlier. In fact the only language euphemism with earlier roots is the sword/spear euphemism which can be traced back to early Roman/Greek roots.
She's of Amazon disposition alright.
You can make all the cope you want trying to "prove" Amazon is faithful to the source material, but we're not gonna watch it and it's gonna flop.
she's kinda cute but idk about her playing Galadriel
>kinda cute but idk about her playing Galadriel
She's only getting better with age and especially since they made her put on weight for the role
Pure sex mommy aesthetic developing
I bet Celeborn would be a stay-at-home husband for the whole season.
he's not even in s1
Yeah, he's already ignored.
Isildur and Galadriel
I thought Isildur was an Aryan, not a pooinloo.
>pooinloo
Here he is with his British father and Russian mother
someone's got cucked there
>Same facial expression as his father and same skin/hair tone as his mother
>Somebody got cucked
How'd you figure that one out?
>>Same facial expression as his father and same skin/hair tone as his mother
lmao your optician scammed you
gay and a wall?
I watch it for she