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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hey, Ariel actually looks like her dad now!

    Also, anyone else have a sinking feeling they'll declaw Ursula?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      WOULD. WOULD, AND WOULD TWICE.

      It's a toddler show. From Disney.

      There's going to be so much prostitute Ursula porn

      Wishful thinking, but lets see where they go with it.

      They are exclusively catering to 10% of the US population.

      You think the black community asked for this shit? It's overwhelmingly super liberal weirdos.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        while liberals are definitely the ones pushing this, nogs have consistently shown on social media to be be narcassistic as frick and express that they cant relate to a character if it doesnt look like them. So I absolutely think it is also targeted at them.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nogs have consistently shown on social media
          Do you have any idea how moronic it is to use social media to gauge what people think? Ignoring the obvious issue of botting and astroturfing, what you're exposed to on social media is whoever can screech the loudest, not the average person's opinion. Of course you only notice the worst of the worst crowd, they're who get the most attention and drown everyone else out. And even then, not every person actively uses social media anyway. It's unbelievable the same group who uses terms like "consoom" and "Black personcattle" consoom convenient ragebait like good little Black personcattle yourselves. Yeah, stay mad at your fellow man while the rich who are actually responsible for making this shitty movie laugh.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a show for 5 year olds.

      Who cares about a toddler show

      Don't disrespect the pedophile nazi demographics, you unWhite person!

    • 9 months ago
      truteal

      No Merde Sherlock

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have seasoning fatigue

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that ursula

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that Ariel.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely invoking some ToT

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares about a toddler show

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Ursula's version!

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's going to be so much prostitute Ursula porn

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    But Ursula can't be racebent.
    She's just purple

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seen this around a little. Anyone willing to let me know what these "ding ding" memes are about?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          okay that is extremely funny

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are exclusively catering to 10% of the US population.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      m8, it's white "progressives" from Cali and New York pushing most of this, not actual blacks.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao stop this lie. blacks fricking love this shit.
        AYO DAT BISH LOOK LIKE ME MMMHMM

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Malarky. There's absolutely black Americans asking for more representation.
        Disney is too cowardly to try a new property, so you get black Ariel.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's like 40 million people tbf

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      most execs would kill for the attention of 10% of the US population tbqhdesu

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They are exclusively catering to 10% of the US population.

      so this is something only black kids can enjoy?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, only preschoolers can watch that crap. Whether black or whatever.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, kids who watch Disney Jr are too young to care about race.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But the adults and the TV execs and the toy and ad people? They're bigger on race than the KKK.

    • 9 months ago
      UOU9555

      homie, we were the biggest minority before the fricking immigration act, hispanics were only able to overtake us in 2007, cope.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      When were liberal White women 10% of the population?
      I'm pretty sure they're significantly more.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm gonna watch the show only for Ursula

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody over the age of 5 should be mad about this show or expressing any sort of concern nor care about what this show is doing character design wise tbhishygddt

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they like this? This just feels like it comes from a place of spite, malice, selfishness, and anger. Like a woman just got cheated on, draws a bunch of trash out of anger about it and him, and some executive comes along and points and says "lets make that into a movie!" Like what's the point? Someone just seems like they want the world to be as angry and miserable as they are, like find a hobby, move on, live your life, its too short living it while acting this way. Grow up.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Grow up.
      the wise words of a child ranting and raving about the skin color of a fish person

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first step to grow is to move beyond Cinemaphile.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was already greenlit during the movie's production.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      liberals hate white people more than anything

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure - its not like the original had any traction these days

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fwiw it does look much nicer than the “live action” version

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    RIP Ariel 1989-2023

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw
    I like Ursula now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      DSLs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      would

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honey you mean HUNKcules!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the titfrick

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick do you even care
    >ib4 why do you
    I don't and you shouldn't

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you care about anything? just have a nice day, nothing matters.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she have red hair?

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So dark I literally cannot see his far in the thumbnail.
    I'd heard that's a problem with black actors; getting the lighting right can be tough.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn... I can't tell if the lips are like that because fish or Black person

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ursula should've stayed purple

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY GOD BLACK VERSIONS OF PREEXISTING CHARACTERS THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, so they make the preschool cartoon Blaxploitation. At least this confirms they chose the Ursula and Tritton casting specifically to avoid that branding.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure you can call this "Blaxploitation", though. The point of Blaxploitation was to race-swap characters to bring attention to their race, which was why we ended up with oddities like "Blacula".

      This feels more like a thought experiment along the lines of, "If we changed all of the characters in [popular fantasy story] from white to black, would the story be different in any way?"

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've really had enough.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really says a lot that you have it so good in life that race swapping of an intellectual property marketed towards children has you melting down this much. It's all just about Market appeal and pandering. The only reason why it's all been white for the longest time was because they were the only ones with enough disposable income to buy all the marketed slop they see. Now everyone else does too, and the same companies are seeing potential untapped markets they can squeeze more money out of. That's all it boils down to, if they're not trying to erase white people, get over yourself.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hey were the only ones with enough disposable income to buy all the marketed slop they see.
        >Now everyone else does too
        I know it's difficult to get accurate world news when all your information comes from echo chambers in your little Discord hookup rooms, but the world is in a bit of an economic recession, buddy. NOBODY has disposable income, which is why virtually every instance of this kind of trash is failing hard due to lack of viewers/consumers.
        >if they're not trying to erase white people
        If that were true why aren't they making new characters appealing to this supposed lucrative black market instead of literally doing the thing you claim isn't happening?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the world is in a bit of an economic recession, buddy. NOBODY has disposable income
          I guess its a great thing we're not concerned with the market in Sudan and El Salvador. In the west where all this marketing actually matters, yes, people can still afford a toy or two for their kids alongside a shared streaming subscription/youtube account.
          >If that were true why aren't they making new characters appealing to this supposed lucrative black market instead of literally doing the thing you claim isn't happening?
          Because people don't flock to new/unfamiliar things, they flock to familiar IPs. You know this just as well as marketing execs. Why sink a huge risk in an IP no one'll care about when everyone already loves and still buys merch/media for things prior to the 2000s.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more mad about "good guy Ursula" than anything else. I guess this is a prequel?

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is actually an upgrade from the live action movie

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it will black watch tv and movies even the mermaid movie was in the top ten movies of the year for a while it would only fail it were latinx

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So they’re just going erase the 1989 movie from everyone’s memory and blackwash the rest of the cast? That’s neat.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've removed the original movie's soundtrack from the Disney radio stations going all-in for the new songs.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't be serious.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >actually listening to Radio Disney

        Shill.

        [...]

        Pedos get erased.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who fricking cares. Listen to yourself

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Listen to yourself
          Listen to this.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, obviously its shit, but they sunk money into it regardless, so they're going to try and profit off it as much as they can while its still relevant.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dagnabbit, this isn't how music should sound, why in my day, we used to listen to

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >in my day
              There's better music that came out AFTER that terrible song.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not shitting on it because of whatever leftypol conspiracy theory those anons are talking about. I'm shitting on it because it looks like fricking garbage.

              Still would ursula though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old bad new good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've removed the original movie's soundtrack from the Disney radio stations going all-in for the new songs.

      [...]

      >New media comes out as a remake/reimagining of the old
      >New media temporary (no disney remake has ever replaced the old) gets priority so its not competing with the old media for revenue
      >"THE WHITE ERASURE HAS TRULY BEGUN!"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean... the new soundtrack IS worse, so yeah, I'm going to bring up the fact that they're trying to replace it. Maybe it won't be permanent, but I stopped trying to predict trends in 2016.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        begun? it has been legal to openly discriminate against whites for decades now.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry but the turner diaries was, is, and always will be some My Immortal level embarassing fanfiction, but about "real life". The day of the rope isn't coming, and it's never going to be illegal for you to stop minorities from raping your wife. Move on.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait why is Ursula black? Are they following the Broadway musical lore of her being Triton's sister/Ariel's aunt?

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can´t wait for little Ariel lewds!

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    live

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Disney decides to make themselves more diverse
    >they start by blackwashing or some other race with their existing characters

    The most ironic and hypocritical thing is that they've done this same shit way back in last century. Time already has come to a full circle.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's really astounding is every time someone makes a thread to point out the frickery, disingenuous homosexuals will always, without fail, flood in to spam the same moronic replies.
    You're not fooling anyone, you subhuman imbeciles. People are noticing the bullshit. They are getting tired of it. There will be backlash. You cannot stop it. Nothing you say or do will change that.
    Cope.
    Seethe.
    Die.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pedo.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fishes must be really unrelaxed under that sea.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We wuz marmen and shieet.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ariel looks ok, she's nothing like classic Ariel but she has red hair and the design is decent

    Ursula doesn't feel evil at all

    Triton should have white hair/beard

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is all just corporate bait, from multiple directions. This gets people talking about the brand (positive), gets people talking about the brand (negative), gets people talking about Disney and race (positive), gets people talking about Disney and race (negative), and gets people to talk about the fact that people are talking about Disney and race.
    Convenient, how that all works. It's almost like the entire sociocultural narrative structure is designed for hollow corporate pandering.
    This way, people who are advocating for actual improvements in racial equality can be minutely moderated by an ambient sense that "things are getting better, see? Black Ariel."
    How much you want to bet this is being put out for press now because Disney is trying to keep people from talking about an upcoming lawsuit?

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anons willing to forgive that dull, generic slop Ursula design and this whole travesty of a remake because muh dick
    Frick you Cinemaphile
    No wonder half this board is 500 reply little girl calarts threads and any threads about actually good cartoons slide to page 10

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >other anons are so desperate to be angry at something they pretend to care about little girl focused IPs (while mocking things like people liking Bluey)
      Its a toddler show anon, they're not going to have an intimidating design for a villain who's antics are are, at best, just harmlessly annoying. Did you expect Cthulhu with a wig?

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ariel's voice actress is white
    finally, equality

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the 90s Cartoon tv series they had a flashback with young Ariel and even as a little girl she still had a bikini top...so why black little Ariel is fully covered?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >main complaint is that the baby fish isn’t almost naked
        interesting

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's with the bells/gongs?

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >wants people to kill themselves cuz they’re mad over cartoons aimed at kids
    >caring this much about the skin color of a baby fish person
    tbhishygddt

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >makes a post implying white people worship cartoon fish girls
    ?

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least give Triton long hair like the one from the movie

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fundamental problem with seemingly one-off browngrades is that there's rarely, if ever, a good time for them to switch back without causing huge backlash from all the journos and morons who defended it in the first place... and the longer they keep it up, the more people will just throw their hands up and give up, because they can tell what the studio is trying to do and their desperation is not subtle.

    So the only fix is to either rip the bandaid off immediately (which Disney didn't do and is now fricked) or let the property gather dust for a few years and then find a way to slowly slip in the original version back into the public eye with as little fanfare as possible. The only solution is not to play and they keep fricking up by thinking that raceswapping one more character won't hurt them.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks cute
    at least it can't be worse than the LA

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of these designs are genuinely appealing and fun for small children.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Ursula

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