Thor DUAL WIELDING Zeus' lightning bolt and Stormbreaker (while channeling the Bifrost)

ABSOLUTE GOD KINO

New tv spots with new footage

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im not interested if there's no trans representation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are no trans people, that's just a made-up tactic by the right to make the left look crazy. I have never seen a trans person irl, only tv.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no trans people, that's just a made-up tactic by the right to make the left look crazy
        No. He modern trans movement is made up by giant right wing businesmen and big pharma to con leftists into paying for expensive hotmone treatments and unessisary surguries.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No one likes pedos except leftists (pedos).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She identifies as Thor and her pronouns are Mighty/Mighty, so yes, there's trans representation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, if it makes you feel any better (and don't read this if you don't want the film spoiled)
        she dies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      finally someone with a head on their shoulders

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Korg is trans and has a son in the end.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick does any of that stupid shit mean?

      Eat shit and die.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More lightning action kino

    New featurette

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      KINO RINO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So Thor is just an endgame character that got bored and mads his Lydia magic and shit. I frick with that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fight in some barren, empty, flat place

      jesus what a snoozefest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mjolnir turns into a whip
      Huh kino?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did all the cinematographers in Hollywood just quit or give up?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well imagine being passionate about cinematography and spending all those years trying to perfect your craft only for it to be buried under tons of cgi crap with ps3 tier graphics. Wouldn’t you quit too?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everything got outsourced to Indians working for 50 cents per day

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          but indians make kino cinematography

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/wp2hviL.jpg

      ABSOLUTE GOD KINO

      New tv spots with new footage

      >making ads out of the scenes where the heroes are beating the villains ass
      in my time this wouldve been a moron move.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They are desperate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        I guess they figure consoomers just watch for the quips and a post credit reveal now, not the resolution.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Greeks are... LE DUMB AND EBIL!
      >Nords are... LE DUMB AND GUD (AND HECKIN INCLUSIVE TO BIPOCS)!
      Brilliant Mr. Cohen!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What Atari 2600 game is this ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cool PS2 cutscene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The flash cw still airing?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >HOLY VEGANISM IT'S THE SUPERHERO FROM THAT OTHER MOVIE AND HE IS HOLDING MORE THAN ONE WEAPON TO FIGHT THE BAD GUYS AND THERE IS ALSO THE GIRL SUPERHERO FROM THAT OTHER MOVIE I MUST CONSOOOOOOOM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you are very unique, like all the others.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >telegraphing Zeus is going to die
    yikes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't though, and he sends Hercules after Thor at the end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >telegraphing
      confirmed leaks that have been all over the internet for a week since the premiere confirming zeus is the main villain with hercules as his muscle for thor 5.

      keep up you dumbass moron

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't he stop putin if he's so strong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he supports putin moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        then why doesn't he attack ukraine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thor is pro-Putin

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can see the pain in his eyes when he praises her, knowing it's a studio forced line because she'll soon be the new Thor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she is dead by the end Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >she'll soon be the new Thor.
      she dies at the end moron. pay attention. its already confirmed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just got back from a screening of it, she doesn't. She's in treatment for her cancer and facing it directly instead of clinging to the hammer as a way to put it "on hold" indefinitely - whether she dies or not will probably depend on if Portman signs another contract.

        She still has the hammer too, by the way. Locked in a safe at her home for whenever she feels is right to take it back up because Thor is busy with "space stuff" for the time being and can't be present to defend the Earth - essentially confirming the plan is for her to take up the Thor mantle again for the next Avengers film (assuming, again, Portman signs)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >that spacing
          go back

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          again you worthless moron, we already have the confirmed leaks. you can literally google it. stop wasting your time with blogposts you dumbass

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They've basically stopped putting any effort into these things because they know there'll be legions of onions chuds waiting to watch them and discuss them.
    sage.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I heard that Thor shits on Zeus and takes his bolt...Greektrans...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that fricking racist NZ moron director really likes taking dumps all over other peoples cultural heritage

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OMG I LOVE CHILDRENS MOVIES SOO MUCH IM NEVER GONNA GROW UP!!!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These shill threads aren’t going to save the movie. Strange flopped. This is getting terrible reviews. Tom cruise won.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BASED.
      HangmanCHADS where we at?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can't bruise the Cruise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This is getting terrible review
      You homosexuals keep posting the same 3 cherry picked reviews. It's getting high praise from everywhere else

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Strange flopped
      >942 mill WW with no china

      fricking kek

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dude spoilers lmao
    You people will never experience true kino if you keep this moronic shit up

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, how have you all not grown out of Marvel shit by now.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fricking manchildren

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sexist much? there're also womanchildren, you bigot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >sexist much?
        Yes.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LMFAO at how fast this garbage is getting leaked

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fortnite is still a thing?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not interested if there are any black Asgardians

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cope

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blatant shill thread
    Cringe

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zoinks!
    gadzooks!
    huzzah!
    not for me thanks

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