>THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER originally featured Thor meeting Jesus — identified as the "god of carpenters" — and Satan in Omnipotence City, with Russell Crowe meant to play Satan rather than Zeus.
Feige and Waititi were on some serious shit when they came up with this movie.
I fricking hate midwit Hollywood writers. "Satan" is not the goatish, devilish Beelzebub. Satan is an an angel, Lucifer.
>Satan is an an angel, Lucifer.
No, Lucifer was the name of a human king. Satan is a title meaning Adversary. If you're going to act like you've read the Bible, at least double-check your facts before posting.
>Adversary
And who would that be?
Multiple different figures, including Abaddon/Apollyon.
yeah I played Isaac too
Lucifer is a FALLEN angel who has embraced decadence and ignorance instead of righteousness and knowledge, and his appearance reflects it. At least an artwork.
You are right that Lucifer rejects righteousness. You're wrong about everything else.
Lucifer is synonymous with secular enlightenment. Science and Philosophy instead of Faith and Scripture. Freedom, in the form of rebellion against eternal servitude to God.
You can only say he's ignorant, in the sense of "being ignorant of God's love" or something like that.
>Lucifer is synonymous with secular enlightenment. Science and Philosophy instead of Faith and Scripture. Freedom, in the form of rebellion against eternal servitude to God.
You're not fooling anyone, Satan.
>Lucifer is synonymous with secular enlightenment. Science and Philosophy instead of Faith and Scripture.
Yes, according to subversive morons and pagan fricks destined for Hell.
For everyone else he's associated with rejection of divine truth and the embracing of ignorance and falsehood. Literally referred to as the "Grandfather of all Lies".
You sound like a Satan expert
who fricking cares it's made-up Bible fanfic and the Bible is also made up
you know a lot about israeli fan fiction
lmao, my thoughts exactly. bring back this show already
>Russell Crowe
looks worse than Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT JEBUS
Nice spelling ESL
>he doesn't know Jebus' love
Sad.
>being this fricking new
Satan is not a God in any sense of the word. He's a fricking evil sprit he has more in common with Slimer than he does with Jesus or Zeus.
If they've got any balls, touch on Allah. I think Jesus jokes have lost any punch. I miss when some of the Hollywood was edgy. Now it's just bunch of pussies making movies for Chinks and nerds. For frick sake they can't even make a nice sex scene now.
> I think Jesus jokes have lost any punch.
Honestly people get madder about it now than they did in the 90s. Jesus freaks have slowly morphed into their own little Taliban.
Confirmed for being a Zoomer
>Jesus freaks have slowly morphed into their own little Taliban.
I wish.
A pussified, LARPing Taliban to be clear.
Once in a while you get a moron who attacks some kids or the elderly. Everything else is an elaborate cope/fantasy
Okay, then why are you complaining about it? Either they're a threat and deserve to be complained about or they're a joke in which case you're winching over nothing. Pick one.
I'm saying that Christians are more sensitive, steeped in victimization and angrier now than in the 90s. I guess the Taliban comparison wasn't helpful, because they actually got shit done and affected change.
You dig me now? Or have I hurt your feelings.
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>Taliban
Yeah if Jihad meant going on Ben Shapiro/Jordan Petersonesque dumb rants to own Libtards with fax and logistics. The best they can do is act upset or pretend to be tough guys posting pictures with guns on Instagram.
Jesus never shows up in this type of gay gods fan fiction (except as a target of ridicule) because they hate and fear Him and refuse to depict even His symbols
>My God isn't fan fiction like all those other Gods
Do you ever wonder, just for a second, if your entire worldview amounts to a massive, lifelong cope?
I made no such claim. It is His enemies who fear Him so much, they won’t even treat Him like all the false gods
That explains it
Looks like Leo
Should have joked that Thor was Jesus. It wouldn't even be a stretch since medieval missionaries combined Thor & Jesus into a single entity for numerous stories in their attempts to transition Norse people into Christianity. Those stories are really interesting too, way more than Love & Thunder ended up being
If would explain the White Jesus meme