Hockey used to be based. Now its just a bunch of metrosexuals and closeted homosexuals rubbing each other on ice. Putting NHL teams in California and south of St. Louis was a mistake.
>The whole movie is just a guy smoking meth and then edging
I wish. I watched 30 whole minutes of that semen slurping hockey film and not a single mention of dick fans.
Spun (2000)
guy ties his hooker/gf to a bed and goes on a meth bender. Mickey rourke dressed in an american flag delivers a speech in an adult bookstore about how great pornography is. Someones balls gets shot off. Its 5/10 must see schlock bullshit
I don't like Jay Baruchel. He rewrote this making the lead a israelite and himself the non-israelite buddy character.
All the hockey-related stuff is great to watch. It's so far ahead of the rest of the movie that I wouldn't be surprised if someone else ghostwrote the scenes.
As a hockey player I thought it was pretty funny. In the tradition of Slapshot it was a decently funny movie but it was like 80 minutes long and stretches of the movie still felt like they should have been cut. Minor complaints though about an entertaining movie.
Any scene without Jay Baruchel is kino. What an annoying c**t. Truly a shame that with all the fighting in the movie, he never once gets punched in his rat israelite face
Kino from what I remember.
Nails what hockey is supposed to be
Hockey used to be based. Now its just a bunch of metrosexuals and closeted homosexuals rubbing each other on ice. Putting NHL teams in California and south of St. Louis was a mistake.
Kino
What waterbrained neanderthal thought this poster was a good idea?
>We Goon
We gaan goon
It was great. This, along with Slap Shot and Mighty Ducks, proves hockey movies are kino.
Mighty Ducks sucks
I remember he let the guy he cucked punch him in the face because he felt guilty. I guess that's admirable
never seen it. are there a lot of masturbation scenes?
The whole movie is just a guy smoking meth and then edging
There is yet to be a quintesential coomer movie. The one with Robin doesn't quite hit the nail on the head.
Crumb
>The whole movie is just a guy smoking meth and then edging
I wish. I watched 30 whole minutes of that semen slurping hockey film and not a single mention of dick fans.
>Tao of Pajeet Coon do
Spun (2000)
guy ties his hooker/gf to a bed and goes on a meth bender. Mickey rourke dressed in an american flag delivers a speech in an adult bookstore about how great pornography is. Someones balls gets shot off. Its 5/10 must see schlock bullshit
Really its shit, but worth your time shit
So is eating wiener.
>that cast
Goddamn that's a 2000-ass movie alright.
Kino of the highest order.
https://voca.ro/12mSoZOwXjEH
dumb but funny
I prefer Slap Shot
Kino
Cringe boomer humor. Yuck
I forgot zoomers outlawed humour.
Theyre boring puritans. All they like is their streamers
Humour/comedy should be funny. Boomer humour is soulless and cringe
This is not boomer humor it's literally just regular hockeygay culture
>regular hockeygay culture
So boomer humor?
Don't you have a streamer to give your paycheck to?
Arent you late for your daily axe wound dilation?
Terrible comeback. What a loser.
Great comeback. What a chad.
This guy is a loser
>t. never been hard
Dude, sweet!
Great hockey flick.
Sean William Scott kino?
I'm in.
Looks like bargain bin Liev Schreiber
Anon... That IS Liev Schrieber...
greatest Cinemaphile thread of all time
having a turbo israelite playing a sport and also being a tough guy was too unbelievable
took me right out of the movie
did someone just say 8 hour goon sesh
>The Gooner (2025)
>Dir. Alexander Payne
great, but I had hard time taking the girl as attractive in any way
It's Slap Shot but for easily offended torontonians.
I hate Toronto so much
They are ignorant busy bodies
Quite literally me
Kino and comfy, Im glad someone acknowledges this movie I thought I was the only one who saw it
Kid, I will lay you the frick eout
Liev Schreiber molests his son.
Boo fricking hoo. Aww someone somewhere didled his son, who fricking cares?
his mother.
>t. Liev Schreiber, currently molesting his son
t. Naive whitoid
I don't like Jay Baruchel. He rewrote this making the lead a israelite and himself the non-israelite buddy character.
All the hockey-related stuff is great to watch. It's so far ahead of the rest of the movie that I wouldn't be surprised if someone else ghostwrote the scenes.
fricking ridiculous
Amazing fight movie brought down by the romance
As a hockey player I thought it was pretty funny. In the tradition of Slapshot it was a decently funny movie but it was like 80 minutes long and stretches of the movie still felt like they should have been cut. Minor complaints though about an entertaining movie.
There’s two fricking rules here:
1. Don’t touch my fricking Percocet
2. Do you have any fricking Percocet
The NHL should still be like this as should the ahl and echl. Now its all muh skill and skating fast and most of the players look like twinks
chrissy, whats a goon cave?
Very good film. Now anyone seen the sequel? Yes this is real.
Way ahead of its time
Laflamme is cool
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Any scene without Jay Baruchel is kino. What an annoying c**t. Truly a shame that with all the fighting in the movie, he never once gets punched in his rat israelite face