Thoughts about "The Passion of the Christ: Resurrection"

Thoughts about "The Passion of the Christ: Resurrection"

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be Capeshit: Christ Edition

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully it's equally visceral torture porn as the original. Seriously one of the best movies to watch on LSD

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watched it while i was scrolling through fmovies after I ate a 40mg edible

      Never cried that hard in my life

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >40mg edible
        You must have a low tolerance. I hope for your sake it remains that way.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're an addict. A 40mg edible will have normal, functional adults with high-paying jobs and attractive wives with fast sports sedans stuck in a 4-hour mindloop replaying old trauma memories from high school.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >stuck in a 4-hour mindloop replaying old trauma memories from high school.
            I don't think you have ever touched marijuana before.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nta, but low tolerance and high doses can give you a bad time. I haven't smoked in like 2 months, and broke my streak yesterday with 2 dabs and a few blinkers. Shit had me shaking uncontrollably like I was a human vibrator

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why the frick didn't you just smoke regular ass flower instead of all this zoomer shit?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm on an island and that's what I snuck with me on the plane. It's way easier to sneak carts and concentrates than actual bud.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i smoke weed every weekend so i guess itd be low, then again these were mostly 10mg edibles i just ate 4 of them

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Jesus bail on the sacrifice?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dude he became the last blood sacrifice in order to raise our conscience to a new level. That's the whole point of Christianity basically.

      Look into Rene Girard if you get a chance.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's humanity's greatest sacrifice
      >even though you're not really dying and you come back 3 days later

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus is both human and divine, his human body was sacrificed but he came back as the divine. it's really not hard to grasp

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He endured hell for the infinite transgressions of mankind.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather go to hell for 3 days than for an eternity. Seems like a bit of a nothingburger

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He endured the infinite punishment within 3 days. He's the Son of God, God manifest in the Flesh. He felt the eternity for every sinner. But being God he is greater than the infinite transgression.

            Capeshitters on this board has no problem with superman lifting or holding infinity and black holes, but when the living Son of God does greater feats suddenly their brains turn to mush.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >infinite punishment
              >for 3 days
              Uh huh....

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                karl pilkington tier dullard. just because you don't get it, doesn't mean that it doesn't make sense you chimp

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it was infinite punishment
                >but only for 3 days
                It doesn't make the slightest bit of sense lol

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                My point stands.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it was infinite punishment
                >but only for 3 days
                It doesn't make the slightest bit of sense lol

                God does not experience time the way that man does. God is eternal and not bound by time. God can possess all of time in one eternal moment.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >God does not experience time the way that man does.
                Proof?
                >God is eternal and not bound by time.
                Then why did it take him 6 days to make the Earth?
                >God can possess all of time in one eternal moment.
                Yeah but possessing eternity in a finite window makes something non-eternal by its very definition

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He really did die though, that much is beyond dispute supposing he really lived. In the story he conquered disease and law in life, the cross and hell in death. The concept was called "The Harrowing of Hell" which was in order to bring about a new period of grace for all life.

        What rustles my jimmies is Revelations. I enjoyed reading most of the rest of the King James bible but the end is pure schizobable. You understand immediately its importance to the church but it's Genesis tier in regards to poetic quality or meaning, more than a bit silly tbh.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You understand immediately its importance to the church but it's Genesis tier in regards to poetic quality or meaning, more than a bit silly tbh.
          depends on a church tho, orthodox pretty much ignore revelations

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    All female remake when?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mel should do his Vikings movie immediately after this and quit acting altogether. There's no way he's doing all this b movie shite for money bros. He will have plenty of money after this and should immediately get back to making other Cinemaphile kinos, what he is best at doing.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was raised Christian, but this religion is really absurd and ridiculous. Nothing makes much sense.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more about accepting their traditions and values rather than the fairy tales. I was raised evangelical and hated it, so I don't frick with it anymore.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll give Jesus a bad name. Nobody knows how he became an butthole after he "came back".

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno. Didn't see it yet.
    I've heard it is not based on the Bible tho.

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