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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buck status?

    Or is Gwen only a troony if/when she's with Miles?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Buck status?
      BROKEN

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's cool
    his politics are cringe, but he's cool

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying he has any political stance for longer than 5 seconds

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his politics are cringe
      He'll change them soon, he doesn't believe in consistency

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He cool.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the "Dey here" lady?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile meme
      kys

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    His hair is ridiculous

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    His gigantic, crusty lips disgust me.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't understand a word this Black person was saying.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have any but I guarantee the next post is going to about how much they want him to sniff their butt or something just as creepy if not worse.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine those lips around your wiener. Feeling a bit of that cold lip piercing against the shaft while in his warm mouth.

      Kek

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine those lips around your wiener. Feeling a bit of that cold lip piercing against the shaft while in his warm mouth.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right on cue.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they used the old design. There seems to be a trend of deliberately making characters uglier. But otherwise I don't mind him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow being a punk and an anarchist being a little in the uglier side works.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's that you don't understand... Don't you see that they want to reflect reality?

      Notice my sarcasm...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I personally think the design they actually went with looks better. This one looks like it's trying too hard to be a pretty boy; it loops back round to being not very pretty

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Commie cringelord but he's a good guy to have in your corner.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's cool
      his politics are cringe, but he's cool

      Imagine what a RAC Hobie would be like.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based Skrewdriver anon.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, seriously, how would that hair fit inside that mask?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon magic

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of cosplays of him at comi-con

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the comic effects or whatever on the hair
      Based beyond belief

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like someone injected saline in his lips

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He cool and cute and people calling him ugly need to look at other art styles that are not boilerplate generic anime b***hes. Like at least get some Science Saru works in your system, it’s good for you.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    disgusting

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to kiss him

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda cringe, one of those guys that tries really hard to make it look like he doesn't care when he really does care a lot

    Also how'd he get home after giving his bracelet to gwen?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He built more than one. He'd been stealing shit for months to make enough wristbands for all the characters we see at the end of the movie.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So it was 4d chess
        Making it seem like he's just stealing for the fun of it

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's cool. I wanna know where he buys his clothes from

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how much he makes Miguel seethe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how much he makes Miguel seethe
      And yet he was his truest homie at the most important moment.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's cool for being on Miles side. I think the love triangle bait was lame.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I think the love triangle bait was lame.
      Ah yes
      >That one Voltron writer who really tried to push the love triangle into the main plot

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best part of the movie

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miles is such a crybaby it makes me hope he gets Gwen!

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m honestly so sick of black characters

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard of dreadlocks but SHITlock?!?!?!?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I find white characters with blue eyes tiresome too!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're called wicks

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Their called shits.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          *They're

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing like smearing literal shit on your hair to reek systematic nonconformity.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Each and every one of these designs look better than the final design.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so he just cucks Miles nostop? I found it weird there was never any resolution to that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't get cucked if you were never in a relationship, anon.

      Hobie did nothing wrong.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I particularly like this one, it's not the prettiest, but it gives me his aura!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here he looks like the boss of that sex dungeon from Love Death and Robots.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well the Spider-Verse aesthetic *is* a soft ripoff of Mielgo's style

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, this fricking sucks, everyone looks overdressed, with too much make up, and race mixed.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nailed Aaron in 1. There will never be a cooler dude

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every black character have to look like they have turds growing out of their head?

    It's ugly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just what their hair looks like

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a drawing. You can do anything with it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well if you try to draw a black character with straight hair, most people will assume that's an Indian.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A decent amount of black hair styles don't translate well to 3d, especially any of them that are thick and dark. Just remember those two sisters from the last season of clone wars for an example. Plus that hair extra thick macaroni style looks like shit imo.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be punk you gotta be british. Spider-Black there isn't british, but african. Ergo, he can't be punk.
    He's face is unappealing even for a "punk" and he's not too much of a mouthpiece for original "counter-cultural" ideas.
    Definitely a villain for sabotaging Spic-Man's orders.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this has to be bait.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I was going to reply to it but then again it sounds too moronic to be genuine

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A real trailblazer, he made sure Gwen was ready for the BBC Queen of Spades Lifestyle

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would Hobie's stance on wearing the swastika be?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In England that is essentially a "I'm picking a fistfight" shirt

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plot device, not a character

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to touch his hair

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought he was some white english spiderman until he took off the mask

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked him. His design is pretty good, "British punk parody Spiderman" is a fun concept, and I think he actually turned out to be more interesting as a character than Peter was. He was also just entertaining to watch, he spends basically his entire screen time broing it up and shit talking Miguel while brazenly stealing shit, and it's made clear that he does this so much nobody even questions his constant petty theft anymore.

    Plus they managed to give him a surprising amount of depth despite the fact that he only really shows up for like 20 minutes. Seriously, he's in like 2 scenes and then almost literally peaces out of the plot, we don't see him again for the rest of the movie. It would have been really easy to lean into the joke and just make him a generic, shallow, punk pastiche, but he's shown to be smart, aware, and genuinely perceptive. Dude spent weeks or months stealing the components to make the dimension traveling bracelets literally right in front of everyone and masking it as the kind of ultimately meaningless "frick the man" anti-authority troublemaking you'd expect from a sterotypical punk. That's a damn good plan and shows a lot of forethought and awareness. They clearly went out of their way to make him more than just a one note joke and it worked really well.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No bullshit, he's one ugly mother fricker

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