I just said I thought he was male. It wasn't positive or negative. Don't get pussy hurt, sissy boi. She might be playing Cosmo, but you're the b***h here.
>The Collector probably didn’t check if it was a male or not, and just went off by it being named Cosmo, seems in character for me
Checking your trips and now it's okay to misgender someone because of their name and they're just le kookiere anyways.
Perhaps you do not understand, but let me explain it to you, If things aren't exactly accurate to my comics I will feel insulted and it will be viewed as a direct attack on me specifically.
Well, why do you? There's never been a faithful capeshit adaptation, they all change SOMETHING so why is the gender of the telepathic dog the hill to die on? Are you gonna get mad that Adam Warlock didn't debut in an FF movie about eugenicist science experiments, hopping over to Thor for a cameo and then getting his own 5 season Disney plus series before running into the Guardians in GotG 7: Ultron in SPAAAAAAACE?
That's not to say you have to like it, mind. I just don't get why we're still b***hing about this shit like it's the first time it's happened. They put the X-Men in black leather two decades ago.
All the talking animals and creatures they have have all been male so far. Doesn't really matter as long she has zat krayyyzee Russian accent and has banter with Rocket.
So what? A lot of characters get based on someone real of a different gender. It doesn't mean the gender has to match the inspiration. >Inb4 misogynist!
I'm just pointing out how strange the logic is here.
We know so much already? Because I stopped watching these movies years ago but GotG remained the only thing I still sort of care about except the constant delays made me forget about it.
It's been pretty obvious for years, we knew the plot of this one would be about Rocket and Warlock and High Evolutionary is the only sensible thing to tie them together. Plus the coordinate easter eggs in the first two. I don't blame you for being out of the loop but yeah we've known for awhile.
>You never liked Comso anyways! >It's just a dog it doesn't matter what they change! >All adaptations have to change something! >You shouldn't care about this because I say you shouldn't!
Is there any other generic phrases I'm forgetting? It's always the same fricking arguments every damn time.
What does this have to do with what e posted? You already posted some shit about, "He's based on Laika". Who gives a shit? It's not the same being, it's an inspiration.
No. No they are not.
You go around and claim that absolutely no one ever gave two shits about Cosmo before.
You go around and claim people only care because of the change now.
That is complete fricking horseshit and you know it.
This is a popular character. He has fans. Fans that want to see a proper adaptation, not a completely pointless change, that knowing Disney, will just be more excuses to fling around modern day political shit.
>It's just a dog bro you shouldn't care about him bro stop giving a shit
Every single fricking time.
I liked Cosmo for his character. And yes, that character is male. That is a part of who he is. I won't admit to being a long term fan or the biggest fan, but when I see him in something I always enjoy it. I enjoy it because I like his hard-ass Russian attitude.
No matter how many times you go "just stop carrying he's just a dog!" I'm not going to change my mind.
So why do you care that they changed his gender anon? Because if it is a matter of it being a departure from the source material then the logical response is indeed that they do this shit all the time. That's not an argument or an excuse for the practice, it's just fact. And I at least am not telling you not to care, though I am admittedly curious why you still would, so late in the game, if the sanctity of the source material is that important to you. I would think you would have checked out long ago.
>shills when I see them trying to downplay another change for the sake of change
Look man, at this point you either mind the changes or you don't and any "calling out" thereby is just pointless. I doubt seriously this far along that the people who like Gunn's GOtG with it's myriad of changes from minute one are gonna be convinced to take a stand about the dog.
But if it makes you feel better to vent and call out the "shills" you do you I guess. I sincerely hope that your day is otherwise filled with wonder at the things you do enjoy.
You are of course welcome to do or so whatever you like, anon, and far be it from to try to stop you. I apologize for any feathers I have inadvertently ruffled in the course of our dialogue.
I thought that said "barklova"
I thought Cosmo was male?
>caring this much about the gender of a fricking dog
I just said I thought he was male. It wasn't positive or negative. Don't get pussy hurt, sissy boi. She might be playing Cosmo, but you're the b***h here.
What b***h?
you made the effort to reply with that comment so you care aswell
you care that people care
It was a male in GOTG1. The sign said male.
The Collector probably didn’t check if it was a male or not, and just went off by it being named Cosmo, seems in character for me
>The Collector probably didn’t check if it was a male or not, and just went off by it being named Cosmo, seems in character for me
Checking your trips and now it's okay to misgender someone because of their name and they're just le kookiere anyways.
Perhaps you do not understand, but let me explain it to you, If things aren't exactly accurate to my comics I will feel insulted and it will be viewed as a direct attack on me specifically.
Damn fricking right.
Every single fricking time.
Can't wait until people start spouting "Well you never cared about Cosmo anyways!"
>"It's a comic about telepathic dog that runs a town in a giant robot head made for kids! Why do you care so much??"
Well, why do you? There's never been a faithful capeshit adaptation, they all change SOMETHING so why is the gender of the telepathic dog the hill to die on? Are you gonna get mad that Adam Warlock didn't debut in an FF movie about eugenicist science experiments, hopping over to Thor for a cameo and then getting his own 5 season Disney plus series before running into the Guardians in GotG 7: Ultron in SPAAAAAAACE?
That's not to say you have to like it, mind. I just don't get why we're still b***hing about this shit like it's the first time it's happened. They put the X-Men in black leather two decades ago.
it's a dog bro
Wrong, he's the goodest of boys.
>butt hurt:the post
Cinemaphile has the highest percentage of white female users of any blue board, of course they’d care
>highest percentage of white female users of any blue board
No wonder it's so shit
Calm your breasts.
Cosmo is a girl?
Why the frick is Cosmo a female now? What the frick is the point.
All the talking animals and creatures they have have all been male so far. Doesn't really matter as long she has zat krayyyzee Russian accent and has banter with Rocket.
>Why the frick is Cosmo a female now?
Cosmo is based on Laika, and Laika was female.
So what? A lot of characters get based on someone real of a different gender. It doesn't mean the gender has to match the inspiration.
>Inb4 misogynist!
I'm just pointing out how strange the logic is here.
>A lot of characters get based on someone real of a different gender.
Name five.
Every likable female character ever. If you wrote women like women, everyone would hate them.
oh no i cant believe they changed the gender of a dog that totally ruins everything oh my god guys
The gender is one thing, but changing the whole species is just too much
Pardon? They did fricking what!?
Yeah they'll just make her walk in all fours all the time
>YFW they turn him into a pitbull
If it makes no difference, why change it?
Kek
>gender
sex.
There's no difference.
I always saw Cosmo as having a soft spoken old man russian accent.
Do you think they are going the Wishbone route or full on Air Buddies?
Well, cosmo doesn't actually talk. He's a psychic, so it'd be wishbone. Saves from having to animate "lips" everytime cosmo "talks" too.
So perhaps this suggests that an old rumor that it's going to be about Rocket's origin and feature several uplifted animal characters is true.
rumor is a generous word for what's been all but confirmed for years now but yeah, it's true
Bro the villain is the fricking High Evolutionary.
Will we get the Knights? Bear-mommy?
Rocket will get a wife who will turn out to be a traitor or die tragically just so he can be misreable some more.
We know so much already? Because I stopped watching these movies years ago but GotG remained the only thing I still sort of care about except the constant delays made me forget about it.
It's been pretty obvious for years, we knew the plot of this one would be about Rocket and Warlock and High Evolutionary is the only sensible thing to tie them together. Plus the coordinate easter eggs in the first two. I don't blame you for being out of the loop but yeah we've known for awhile.
Maybe she’s doing a boy voice?
The dog is pretty old, why would he sound like a COD lobby denizen?
homie what?
Now this is a b***h I would frick.
Disgusting 3d prostitute.
Maybe the gag is that Cosmo is a boy but everyone keeps mistaking him for a girl because of his voice.
>Russian b***h
Subtle, Disney.
>You never liked Comso anyways!
>It's just a dog it doesn't matter what they change!
>All adaptations have to change something!
>You shouldn't care about this because I say you shouldn't!
Is there any other generic phrases I'm forgetting? It's always the same fricking arguments every damn time.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laika
You're a moron.
What does this have to do with what e posted? You already posted some shit about, "He's based on Laika". Who gives a shit? It's not the same being, it's an inspiration.
And the comic version is just an inspiration for the movie one
It's an adaptation, you paint Huffer. You make yourself look simpler by the post.
The arguments are always the same because the complaints are always the same
No. No they are not.
You go around and claim that absolutely no one ever gave two shits about Cosmo before.
You go around and claim people only care because of the change now.
That is complete fricking horseshit and you know it.
This is a popular character. He has fans. Fans that want to see a proper adaptation, not a completely pointless change, that knowing Disney, will just be more excuses to fling around modern day political shit.
It's a dog bro. You're going to tell me the only reason you liked Cosmo was because he was a male dog?
>It's just a dog bro you shouldn't care about him bro stop giving a shit
Every single fricking time.
I liked Cosmo for his character. And yes, that character is male. That is a part of who he is. I won't admit to being a long term fan or the biggest fan, but when I see him in something I always enjoy it. I enjoy it because I like his hard-ass Russian attitude.
No matter how many times you go "just stop carrying he's just a dog!" I'm not going to change my mind.
>I enjoy it because I like his hard-ass Russian attitude.
And what about that requires Cosmo to be male?
This may come as a surprise to you, but males and females think and act differently.
Tell me more about the differences between male and female telepathic Russian dogs.
Why? No matter what I say or do you'll just keep going. You'll just keep pushing me to accept something I hate.
So what you are saying is that you are upset because you can't fap to a female dog.
One might rape you, the other WILL.
So why do you care that they changed his gender anon? Because if it is a matter of it being a departure from the source material then the logical response is indeed that they do this shit all the time. That's not an argument or an excuse for the practice, it's just fact. And I at least am not telling you not to care, though I am admittedly curious why you still would, so late in the game, if the sanctity of the source material is that important to you. I would think you would have checked out long ago.
I have checked out. Doesn't mean I can't call out shit or shills when I see them trying to downplay another change for the sake of change.
>shills when I see them trying to downplay another change for the sake of change
Look man, at this point you either mind the changes or you don't and any "calling out" thereby is just pointless. I doubt seriously this far along that the people who like Gunn's GOtG with it's myriad of changes from minute one are gonna be convinced to take a stand about the dog.
But if it makes you feel better to vent and call out the "shills" you do you I guess. I sincerely hope that your day is otherwise filled with wonder at the things you do enjoy.
>Dude just stop carrying about it man you can't do anything so stop having a personal opinion and just accept it because you just should!
You are of course welcome to do or so whatever you like, anon, and far be it from to try to stop you. I apologize for any feathers I have inadvertently ruffled in the course of our dialogue.
The classic "it's a fantasy universe you chud, you can accept [fantasy thing that's consistent with the setting], but not [random thing]"?
At this point I'll laugh if she's just doing that generic dog voice and you frickers are being weird about nothing.
Why do Marvel shills get so denfensive about their shitty changes?
Cosmo = Cute
Her voice = Super cute
What's the problem?
Man thats ruff, what a b***h :^)
Why would Cosmo be a b***h, and the High Evolutionary a oonga boonga, what the frick, I thought Gunn was meant to be based?
>when I have to hear a cute woman's voice instead of a man's voice
I don't want to see women on screen, I just want to see cute naked strong men like Namor or Thor.
Exactly, only homosexualy little beta male cucks want to see women on screen.
>yfw she actually acts as a male dog instead
we won feralbros