thread for the celebration of David Spade

how’s it going Cinemaphile this right here is little threadski I assembled juuust so we could discuss the Spadester, let’s begin: what role did he deserve the Oscar for but did not get?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theological Cokehead

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://youtube.com/shorts/FgKFvh0DbOM?si=HN7SsT19ShpeoJRz

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't he believe I'm the sausage king of Chicago?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love David spade !!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where did spade get his hair and makeup done for this appearance? the morgue?
    yeesh!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Delete this post my guy, he’s looking freshly minted

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's such a professional funeral job that he could lie in state like stalin or ho chi minh. wouldn't even need a touch-up for decades, probably.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's got the same hair as me in that pic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spadoodle has gotten more prime pussy than you've seen online

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joe Dirt

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spade represents all us little dirtballs out there. The man is GOATed.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >On November 29, 2000, Spade was attacked by his assistant David Warren "Skippy" Malloy while he was sleeping, who used a stun gun on Spade after breaking into Spade's home in the early morning. In an interview with Howard Stern, Spade stated that he managed to get away from the 350-pound (160 kg) Malloy, run to his bedroom, grab his gun and defend himself by locking himself in a bathroom armed with the shotgun. Malloy pleaded guilty and avoided jail time on condition he seek counseling for drug and psychological problems. He subsequently received five years' probation, was ordered to stay at least 100 yards away from Spade and perform 480 hours of community service.[41][42][43]

    how did a little guy like Spade get away from such a big guy like Skippy?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see occasional clips of him and dana carvey doing a podcast they're nice sometimes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their podcast is rly comfy I like when they do Lorne Michaels impressions

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mike Myers 100% stole Dana’s Lorne impression for Dr Evil. Like you couldn’t just put your friend in the movie??

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn you’re right

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My family has always shit talked him as being totally worthless with Chris Farley dead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Joe Dirt is funnier than anything Farley ever did

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get why people hate Spade for that like it's his fault Farley had zero self control

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Farley sucked, sorry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The giant heroin poo that escaped Farley's corpse had more talent than Spade

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >le loud drug addict man
        kys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then they are moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spade has a kid w a Playboy bunny so I think he wins.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i appreciate joe dirt

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you close your eyes a little, he looks like Gary Oldman in that picture.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually Gary Oldman in makeup. He's playing Spade in his biopic.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's not funny and he's a midge, but I cannot do anything but respect how massive his hog must be to have pulled the women he has.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people unironically think it’s about having a big dick

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sup David. I liked you in "Just Shoot Me"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was such a tight little twink

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