>three measures of gordon's. >one of vodka; half a measure of kina lillet

>three measures of gordon's
>one of vodka; half a measure of kina lillet
>shake it over ice and add a thin slice of lemon peel

Can I really order a drink like this at a bar?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that sounds good
    >I'll have one of those
    >so will I
    >one more, hold the fruit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >your drunk is too fruity
      how do you respond diplomaticly and without sounding mad?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only homosexuals and/or buttholes order drinks like that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes on you, I like the tuna here

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Try Applebee's next time you can get half priced apps during happy hour homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      and I don't see any crusted poop on OP so that kind of narrows... wait it doesn't work here

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This wasn't gay or assholish at a high end bar in the 1960s. People back then were classier. Bartenders nowadays get mad at you if you ask for an extra olive. That's why bars are failing left and right.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bars are failing because they stopped letting people smoke.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can’t smoke in a fricking bar??

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            sure you can, depending on the state. Go to any casino in PA and smoke your brains out. They have separate sections for smoking and non-

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah maybe 50 years ago. Most places nowadays allow only e-smokes.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                went to Rivers in Pittsburgh last weekend. They have a bar in the smoking section.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit you people really don't leave your house do you

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bars are failing because they stopped letting people smoke.

        Bars are failing because I can buy a six pack for the price of one beer and don't need to get an Uber home

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They dont make kina lillet anymore. I think mixing absinthe and dry vermouth equal parts might be a good replacement. Just order a regular martini dont be a gay. Half vermouth and half gin with double olives is so refreshing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d like to try absinthe, not because of the hallucinating meme but the dripping over sugar cube ritual looks fun
      Also I’d like to try a mint julep but the process for making one would probably make me an butthole for asking

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i make these occasionally because they are pretty easy to make. they taste pretty "sea salty" due to the gin but its not really a drink you will find yourself coming back to again and again.

      its just the brand name thats changed, now its simply called Lillet.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they dropped the kino
        dropped

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It depends on the bar. Most bars the answer will be no.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That and like a pretty good drink ngl

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bartender might laugh or tease you a bit, or roll their eyes and ask you if it's from movie or something, but I don't see why not.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Two shots of the cheapest possible vodka
    >Followed by an IPA

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      would be acceptable if not for the IPA

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5 shots of your shittiest tequila and a corona
      >and a vodka soda for the lady

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gie me a pint of milk, semi skimmed, and 20 Mayfair

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >smokers start seething
    LOL
    frick you moronic homosexuals and your disgusting and costly habit. enjoy your lung cancer and standing around outside for five minutes in the middle of winter like a moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, I will. Enjoy your soulless clean air "bars" for toddlers.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gin
    >Vodka
    >Lemon
    Wow what an original and amazing drink that no one could have possibly thought up

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