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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gee Mr. Thunderbolts, how come your mom lets you have two Captain Americas?

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thunderbolts
    >not an adaptation of the warren ellis run or the initial zemo/ citizen v incarnation, just a completely unrelated group of nobodies

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ghosted the Plot
      >Chubby Guardian
      >Nu-Black Widow
      >Wonter Soldier
      >Nu-non-Cap
      >Not-master

      Just a whole shit show waiting to happen.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Suicide Squad is kinda a hit concept (CONCEPT NOT MOVIES) with normies so Marvel wants to cash in on that even though 3/4ths of the team aren't even villians and the other 1/4th are redeemed in some way

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that's exactly my point, it's not even a suicide squad ripoff like warren ellis's run

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sentry is a character that shouldn't be touched ever.
    He had one singular good run that was already a reharsh of something older and then became cannon fodder for power creeping homosexualry.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He had one singular good run
      what, new avengers? didn't he have his own limited series where they introduced the void

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fake task master
    Dead in the water.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be watching Sonic 3 instead

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >instead

      Thunderbolts has been delayed to 2025.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't Sentry as powerful as Superman? how are a bunch of gun wielding street power heroes going to take him down?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those bunch of gun wielding street power heroes have several Russians among them.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        but that's even worse

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 super soldiers
    >2 black widows
    >and Ghost

    Who the frick thought this team comp was a good idea?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>3 super soldiers
      >1 American Captain America
      >1 Russian Captain America
      >1 Russian Captain America (again)
      >>2 black widows
      >1 Russian Captain America (again again)
      >1 Russian Captain America (again again again)
      >>and Ghost
      This shit stinks

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm struggling to see this playing out in a way that won't just feel like a knock-off of Gunn's Sui Squad movie; the Void as a realm that these street-level people will be losing their shit at feels exactly like Attack of the Killer Starro. There will also 100% be a joke about how the Void is comfier than post-USSR Russia, and at this point i wouldn't be surprised if it's the same fricking place as where Alioth lives in Loki.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm struggling to see this playing out in a way that won't just feel like a knock-off of Gunn's Sui Squad movie
      Don't worry Anon, it'll definitely be closer to Ayer's Skwad

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically one of the worst films I've ever seen, just irredeemably bad.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Entering the Void realm where they can fight his inner demons physically instead of metaphorically is probably the only way this team isn't getting instantly oneshotted by the Sentry

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean a cheap way to write in a generic mass CGI enemy swarm like every marvel film.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget an excuse to film it all on the volume with a generic spooky background

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would you fix the team so that it's not just 5/6 "person who punches good and maybe shoots a gun sometimes"?

    They've kind of shot themselves in the fricking foot because there are barely any Earth-based villains who've survived their films and can actually get a shot at redemption.

    I'd definitely remove Bucky and Red Guardian (hate to take out Bucky because he's one of the only good characters but I'd rather have USAgent there and he makes Bucky redundant), ideally I'd also take out Great Value Taskmaster but it's one of the only ones there with a somewhat unique gimmick and I'm not sure who I'd slot in to replace. As for additions, it seems moronic not to add in Abomination to fill in for the Hulk, and for the other open spot the only person I can really think of who would make any sense would be to put in a paroled Vulture to kind of fill the Iron Man/Falcon niche.

    I'd definitely also add in Justin Hammer as their tech guy who desperately wants to be part of the team but is constantly shut down by Valentina. Could even have some big third act gag of him revealing his own Iron Man suit he's been building in secret so he could jump in and save the day if they ever needed him, but just have it completely fail to function.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bunch of villains and quasi-villains sent on a mission by the government to fight an army of shitty crimes demons and a world-ending threat they have no right tackling with their lower power levels
    Hol' up! Are you sayin..?

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