>The main plot is Valentina de Fontaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) assembling the Thunderbolts to retrieve Vibranium from the Savage Land before Latveria.
>The team is named after Secretary Thaddeus “Thunderbolt” Ross, who will die in the MCU due to passing of William Hurt in real life.
>Ka-Zar will appear as the protector of the Savage Land and an antagonist to both the Thunderbolts and Latveria.
>U.S. Agent (Wyatt Russell), Black Widow (Florence Pugh) and Taskmaster (Olga Kurylenko) will definitely appear. The rest of the team is still under consideration, and will feature new and returning characters.
>bullseye doesnt appears
yikes cringe
He's reserved for the Daredevil revival.
Why not establish his bonafides here?
bullshite should've died in endgame
> female Taskmaster
dropped
pretty low on the list of issues for me
Deadpool MAX fricking sucked
Frick. Frick this shitshow. It’s just going to ape Suicide Squad anyway, in everyway.
>Olga Kurylenko
picked up
literally a dude in the suit
>was glad to be free from being used as a soldier
>will go on to be used as a soldier again
Imagine giving a shit about a blank character introduced in the last bit of Black Widow.
I was done with the m shit u long before that movie, but I'll never forgive the rat for what they did to taskmaster
I'd be annoyed if it was anyone but this qt hohol
Im so unexcited for Marvel shit it's unreal. They're already fricking up a concept that should've been an easy BO win
>Im so unexcited for Marvel shit it's unreal.
hopefully mass capeshit exhaustion hits the public sooner rather than later
>They're already fricking up a concept that should've been an easy BO win
Thunderbolts could never be done as a movie. They could hide the real identity of the Thunderbolts for the big reveal because comic books characters don't have actors, but you couldn't release a movie and hide who is in it, and a cast list would give away the gag.
>Taskmaster
Such an awesome costume design, only for them to ruin it by making him a female mind control victim.
So they're just Marvel's Suicide Squad?
always were
No they weren't. The original concept was Baron Zemo assembling a team of villains who all take new alter egos and become a team of superheroes to gain advantage in society. It's a completely different concept
Actually they were supposed to be Masters of Evil disguised as Heroes
Wrong, kys yourself nobooks homosexual
>The rest of the team is still under consideration
It would be hilarious if they left Zemo out
atleast Suicide Squad were reluctant with bombs in their neck and expendable. wtf is the point of this team? Rather than marvel suicide squad it seems more like marvel JLI.
As someone who hasn't watched any Marvel crap since Endgame I'm wondering who the frick any of these people are. Who is supposed to be the Robert Downey Jr. of this new era? As in that one guy people actually want to see?
>Who is supposed to be the Robert Downey Jr. of this new era?
a black girl who stole his armor
>Who is supposed to be the Robert Downey Jr. of this new era? As in that one guy people actually want to see?
They don't have one. Tom Holland and Ben Cucumber were probably being set up as the next team leads but then Feige took the multiverse pill and upstaged them in their own solo movies
spider-man
Deal is over and Sony has the rights to it. Sorry marvelgays
Sony would laugh in their face. Marvel already did the leg-work of unfricking their mess from ASM2 and getting people interested again.
If Disney had any sense they would move a mountain of money over to Sony to be able to continue to use Spider-man
this man is the new Iron man
Lawrence Gopnik?!
The cuck or the long-haired homosexual berating him?
Why does his hair look so weird
He should play Ka-Zar.
Spiderman. As soon as he appeared in MCU movies, Irony Man became an irrelevance. Instant Spidey showed up in Civil War, Irony Man was dethroned. Spiderman is going to be their priority now, as he is in the comics. Strange simply isn't very relatable and did nothing in his own movie.
Marvel has also killed off almost all of their female leads (Natasha, Wanda, Actual Gamora, Aunt May, Jane) not called Carol, and have replaced them with BAME literally who's. Nebula is the only decent female character left. They are introducing alot of secondary ladies now, who will virtue signal but have no impact.
Feige is influenced by 2000s comics, where pretentious c**ts like Bendis and Hickman tried to be edgy and ruined characters in the process.
In the comics division, Marvel's writers only care about Spiderman and Wolverine.
>Who is supposed to be the Robert Downey Jr. of this new era?
Jim from The Office
They put their money on chadwick but since he died they had to rework everything and now only strange is their strongest lead presence but since they are not changing wong being the supreme wizard he must be on his way out, guardians are also ending, thor is a fricking clown who can't even carry his own movie without making an ass of himself and spiderman's new trilogy will definitely be focused on replacing peter with miles
>Blunderbolts Attack!
...let's be realistic here.
It could be super interesting to use the Ka-Zar & Savage Land if they go full Land of the Lost batshit where the movie doesn't stop moving for shitty "character development".
Wyatt Russell is /ourguy, so he is fine.
FloPugs and whoever Olga is are easily replaceable and are basically the same character. They bring nothing to the movie that will help or save it.
Depending on how they use Julia L-D's, will depend on my interest since that area of the movie can get big quick, though there is nothing wrong with "vibranium raiding" for a private contractor if they do not bloat it, and keep it simple.
Baron Zemo was awesome, but badly used in that Captain Black Falcon show. He singlehandedly saved it just with a dance scene along with Wyatt. They can't use Norman, since Dafoe is probably not interested at this point and he is much older.
They would have to NOT use the worst of the 4th rated benchwarmers like Pugs & Tonkatoymaster, and go with 4th raters they pull out of prisons or facilities (Deadpool 2) in the MCU, or introduce them as they get picked up at cop shops or whatever and being handed over by Damage Control Inc.
Absorbing Man when?
No, this Baron Zemo is bad. No, the dancing scene isn't cute or funny
>i don't like
...well, your opinion is like an butthole, anon...
it's in your face.
Lucky for us, nobody listens to you, so we got Superior Disco Zemo & Best Timeline Wyatt.
>absorbing man
he died in agents of shield tv series
>Absorbant Man DIED
...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
What kind of morons kill off Sham-Wow Man?
Now I remember why I never watched that show.
Too bad, it really was great. It picks up in episode 17 or so in season one and stays great for like four or five seasons. The “pod” season that Ghost Rider featured in is probably one of the best seasons of TV period.
Kevin Feige decanonized that show after Quake turned him down at an afterparty.
What really happened: she gave Kevin a blowjob and after he came in her mouth, she said he should save that show and Kevin, not even recognising her, went on a 40 minute tirade about how bad it was. Then she said who she was and he said he didn't care and that the blowjob was as second rate as Perlmutter's shows for the MCU were.
kevin feige only nuts in man mouths
>Source: my ass
Its canon chud, deal with it.
>i-its canon
>Fiege ignores it
Kek at the cope
explain how its not canon
It definitely was but in the last 3 seasons it got murky. No Thanos snap, Coulson never re-appeared on the big screen. Nothing official of course but it appears to be a casualty of the Feige/Perlmutter civil war
No new references is not the same as no longer being canon, The events of the show easily take place pre snap, and then the show veers into its own timeline clearly.
Not canon implies the events of the show never connected to the greater MCU and thats clear horseshit. Even Netflix Daredevil referenced an episode of AoS.
>He thinks the Netflix shows are still canon, too.
Anon...
Yes?
Yo Yo showed her breasts in that new HBO Lakers show.
So your saying that you saw her Mexi-cans?
Solid stuff Carlos but the threads dead.
>Absorbing Man
Agents of Shield, he was good there too.
>Taskmaster (Olga Kurylenko) will definitely appear.
Given that she barely appeared in her own film, doubt.
>Only the males are likeable
>again
William Hurt's dead?
Did he get a sticky?
No.
>Mostly female team
>No Rulk
Good thing I was done with Marvel movies.
lmao imagine getting excited for this shit. capeshit morons are so fricking doomed.
DOA
It will come across as a wanna be version of Suicide Squad to the normies.
What about Abomination and Ghost? Justin Hammer too would make it more entertaining.
Ghost is a possibility.
Abomination seems to be off the board following "She-Hulk".
That's too bad. I liked his cameo in Shang-Chi. I would have liked to see him again.
We won Sadiechads
If William Hurt's character exists in the MCU how come Betsy doesn't?
the actress probably dont extend her contract
Can't imagine Liv Tyler turning down an extension.
Nothing explicitly says she doesn't.
Will Bucky appear in this? What the frick else can they do with him if not put him in this sort of movie
He's getting his own D+ show where he becomes Nomad.
jfc please tell me this isn't true. Nomad aged terribly
They're just using the name.
John Walker did nothing wrong.
He unironically didn't do anything wrong. It's funny how so many black youtube reactors act like they have the moral high ground, like they would have done anything different if they were in Walker's shoes. Even though in reality if your friend gets jumped or killed and you stand and you don't retaliate, other blacks will call you a b***h for not settling the score.
I wasn't being sarcastic in my post, John Walker did nothing wrong.
>not juiced up on ubersoldat formula, just a regular guy, a career soldier
>obviously suffering from PTSD, still trying his hardest to be Captain America
>card-carrying member of the DOD, on the payroll of the Pentagon, means he's up to his ass in conflicting orders, red tape, and the changing whims of every officer who outranks him
>his enemies are terrorist and saboteurs, his battles are against actors operating within complex, grounded and morally ambiguous ideologies, not space wizards or some fantasy shit
Tony Stark straight up murks Afghan not!Talibans in Iron Man 1 and everyone thinks he's a hero, how come USAgent is villified for carrying out DoD-sanctioned orders to seek and destroy?
>Taskmaster (Olga Kurylenko)
That was her? She looked completely unrecognizable
>Latveria
Give me Doom already!
their only card left. you can see why theyre holding out on using it. that said, they should have been building him up a long time ago.
Is this Sauron's Savage Land?
no in marvel universe its basically place where dinosaurs survive the meteor rain
Yeah, but I'm talking about Sauron the dinosaur man, the human scientist who can absorb people's energy or something. I remember him from the old X-Men cartoon, and there was this Spider-Man comic that got internet famous a couple of years ago where he said he would rather turn people into dinosaurs than cure cancer.
sorry i thought youre talking about sauron from lord of the ring
I figured that's what you thought I meant. I was a kid in the 90s and was exposed to X-Men well before Lord of the Rings, so when it first came out, I knew it was a totally different thing, but my mind couldn't shake the idea of the Lord of Mordor as this dinosaur guy.
Sauron often hangs out in the Savage Land but his origin isn't tied to it and it also predates his 1st appearance. It's definitely possible he makes an appearance or is alluded to if the mouse so wishes.
Frick you guys that was funny
>The main plot is Valentina de Fontaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) assembling the Thunderbolts to retrieve Vibranium from the Savage Land before Latveria.
What a completely shit premise. Frick this show and everyone who works on it
>CHARACTERS must go to PLACE and retrieve OBJECT before VILLAINS
Scorsese was right.
>still using the awful female Taskmaster
Lame