>The Thunderbolts – Winter Soldier (Sebastian Stan), Black Widow (Florence Pugh), U.S. Agent (Wyatt Russell), Red Guardian (David Harbour), Taskmaster (Olga Kurylenko) and Ghost (Hannah John-Kamen) – are assembled by CIA Director Valentina de Fontaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) to infiltrate the island built from the remains of the dead celestial Tiamut in order to retrieve the indestructible metal Adamantium. Accompanying the team are young operative Dallas Riordan (Ayo Edebiri) and the Sentry (Steven Yeun), a powerful supersoldier created to be the secret weapon of the United States in the escalating superhuman arms race. But when the Sentry spirals into insanity during the mission and threatens to start World War III on his own, it is up to the Thunderbolts to stop him at all costs – if they can avoid killing each other first.
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>another blacked redhead
>character whose whole point is to be golden blonde (schizo) Superman is a manlet Korean
What are they even doing? How am I supposed to look at Glenn from TWD and see schizo Superman instead of a manlet?
It's almost as if they are trying to avoid the "Superman pastiche... BUT EVIL" trope that even normies find cliché now.
The entire character is a Superman analogue. Without that there is no Sentry. Some scrawny Korean manlet ain’t gonna be half as scary as even Jobberlander, let alone SuperCavill. It’ll just look ridiculous. Watch him just have a tacticool all-black suit with some muted gold and barely an “S” in the belt buckle.
It'll be different, but I think it could work. I see Yeun as more Void than Sentry. He can pull off creepy and psychotic
True I've seen Beef, that said I kind of wonder if they'll get Ali Wong to be his wife.
You are just laser focused on actor heights. Many of the most popular and charismatic actors in history have been short. You're just going to have to accept thst your height meme doesn't mean as much as you think it does.
Until you ask a woman if she's willing to date one.
>Adamantium
So, are they going to introduce Wolverine? Jacked Man is too old now, but his version is so popular that it'll be an uphill battle for whoever they get. Or will they just skip him and get X-23 instead?
Jacked Man is showing up in deadpool 3, so he's going to be the freshest in everyone's minds. I'd imagine they'd introduce X-23 but they are at peak teenage girl legacy character so i don't know if that's wise.
>so i don't know if that's wise.
As if that has stopped them before
They all look like CW superheroes
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so it's just suicide squad 2016 but Marvel?
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Capeshit without any hot women no thanks
isn't isn't just the plot of the first Suicide Squad movie.
>if they can avoid killing each other first
There's very few characters in this pic that actually have a reason to fight each other. Most not even knowing each other at all.
There's a chance that Bucky did some Ops against the Red Room while he was the Winter Soldier
And maybe got teamed up with Ghost? Since SHIELD and Hydra were the same thing
I hope they give Red Guardian some good moments, he was easily the best part of that shitty Black Widow movie.
I'd rather a Buddy Espionage Film with the Three Super Soldiers. Red Guardian still Convinced he fought Captain America Bucky thinking he's nuts and USAgent being a bit of a Bucky fanboy.
So five characters with literally the same powerset, a mutted up ghost, and Elaine team up to fight 5'3" chinese Sentry a character fans have ridiculed in comics since his conception, while some irritating black lesbo rookie shit talks the team from start to finish and girl bosses Sentry into submission...fun.
Wtf anon, you just spoilered the entire capekino for me?!
Only three are actual Super Soldiers. Guardian and Bucky probably using a similar serum and USAgent having the new shit. Both can try challenging each other throughout the film.
Meant skill set, but why argue over something as trivial as this pointless garbage, without Zemo and Songbird it ain't Thunderbolts, and they couldn't even get Hawkeye to come back and take the lead, as with most of their shit these days its Thunderbolts in name only.
there's been like 6 Thunderbolts teams now. all of these guys save Red Guardian have been on one.
>all of these guys save Red Guardian have been on one.
At the same time??
No, they mix it up, instead of just having a team of nothing but generic c-list Cap wannabe's, they had Symbiotes, Gods, Super Genius', Demons ,Mutants, Magicians, this is 5 frickin fist fighters a b***h who can walk through walls, and their grandma taking on Dim Sum Superman for some fancy metal.
The Widows also were given a chemical enhancement based on the super soldier serum, or at least they were in the comics. And Sentry got his powers from a modified version of it as well. Ghost is the only person on the team who isn't a super-soldier in any way, shape, or form.
Widows just have super training now unless the serum variant makes them sterile.
I'm curious about the inclusion of Red Guardian. Everyone else- yes even Bucky- has been part of a Thunderbolts team in the comics, but to my knowledge he's never been on one. I'm guessing it's probably because they wanted Sentry to be the only newly introduced super on the team and the only other past Thunderbolt who's appeared in the MCU was Crossbones, who already bit the dust. Still an interesting choice though.
The fact that for some reason they still feel like using their shitty version of Taskmaster and Ghost is enough for me to ignore this movie, it's easy to tell that it's gonna be shit
this.
She had no personality. It was terminator ninja. Silent. Meanwhile Taskmaster is awesome because he is a smartass and wienery and entertaining... a lovable loser. This robot stuff is awful.
Would making her quote AS movies improve her?
She's not a robot anymore.
Even then I find difficult to believe that they could make this mindbroken girl into something resembling the true taskmaster and iirc this girl can't talk anymore, the explosion fricked up her vocal chords.
>this girl can't talk anymore, the explosion fricked up her vocal chords.
She can, she asks Black Widow if her father is finally dead after she breaks free from the mind-control.
>A bunch of street level characters are going to kill a superman tier menace.
This is Suicide Squad killing Enchantress all over again.
Lmao the only one character with real superpowers is Ghost the other ones are Captain America/Black widow clones
My wildest hope was Zemo, Vulture, Abomination but whatever. At least Ghost has cool powers. I've given up on MCU