THUNDERBOLTS Rumored Synopsis

>The Thunderbolts – Winter Soldier (Sebastian Stan), Black Widow (Florence Pugh), U.S. Agent (Wyatt Russell), Red Guardian (David Harbour), Taskmaster (Olga Kurylenko) and Ghost (Hannah John-Kamen) – are assembled by CIA Director Valentina de Fontaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) to infiltrate the island built from the remains of the dead celestial Tiamut in order to retrieve the indestructible metal Adamantium. Accompanying the team are young operative Dallas Riordan (Ayo Edebiri) and the Sentry (Steven Yeun), a powerful supersoldier created to be the secret weapon of the United States in the escalating superhuman arms race. But when the Sentry spirals into insanity during the mission and threatens to start World War III on his own, it is up to the Thunderbolts to stop him at all costs – if they can avoid killing each other first.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another blacked redhead
    >character whose whole point is to be golden blonde (schizo) Superman is a manlet Korean
    What are they even doing? How am I supposed to look at Glenn from TWD and see schizo Superman instead of a manlet?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost as if they are trying to avoid the "Superman pastiche... BUT EVIL" trope that even normies find cliché now.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The entire character is a Superman analogue. Without that there is no Sentry. Some scrawny Korean manlet ain’t gonna be half as scary as even Jobberlander, let alone SuperCavill. It’ll just look ridiculous. Watch him just have a tacticool all-black suit with some muted gold and barely an “S” in the belt buckle.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It'll be different, but I think it could work. I see Yeun as more Void than Sentry. He can pull off creepy and psychotic

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            True I've seen Beef, that said I kind of wonder if they'll get Ali Wong to be his wife.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are just laser focused on actor heights. Many of the most popular and charismatic actors in history have been short. You're just going to have to accept thst your height meme doesn't mean as much as you think it does.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Until you ask a woman if she's willing to date one.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Adamantium
    So, are they going to introduce Wolverine? Jacked Man is too old now, but his version is so popular that it'll be an uphill battle for whoever they get. Or will they just skip him and get X-23 instead?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jacked Man is showing up in deadpool 3, so he's going to be the freshest in everyone's minds. I'd imagine they'd introduce X-23 but they are at peak teenage girl legacy character so i don't know if that's wise.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so i don't know if that's wise.
        As if that has stopped them before

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They all look like CW superheroes
    Exclusive photo shows the excitement of MCU fans

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so it's just suicide squad 2016 but Marvel?
    k

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capeshit without any hot women no thanks

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't isn't just the plot of the first Suicide Squad movie.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if they can avoid killing each other first
    There's very few characters in this pic that actually have a reason to fight each other. Most not even knowing each other at all.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a chance that Bucky did some Ops against the Red Room while he was the Winter Soldier

      And maybe got teamed up with Ghost? Since SHIELD and Hydra were the same thing

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they give Red Guardian some good moments, he was easily the best part of that shitty Black Widow movie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather a Buddy Espionage Film with the Three Super Soldiers. Red Guardian still Convinced he fought Captain America Bucky thinking he's nuts and USAgent being a bit of a Bucky fanboy.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So five characters with literally the same powerset, a mutted up ghost, and Elaine team up to fight 5'3" chinese Sentry a character fans have ridiculed in comics since his conception, while some irritating black lesbo rookie shit talks the team from start to finish and girl bosses Sentry into submission...fun.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf anon, you just spoilered the entire capekino for me?!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only three are actual Super Soldiers. Guardian and Bucky probably using a similar serum and USAgent having the new shit. Both can try challenging each other throughout the film.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meant skill set, but why argue over something as trivial as this pointless garbage, without Zemo and Songbird it ain't Thunderbolts, and they couldn't even get Hawkeye to come back and take the lead, as with most of their shit these days its Thunderbolts in name only.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          there's been like 6 Thunderbolts teams now. all of these guys save Red Guardian have been on one.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >all of these guys save Red Guardian have been on one.
            At the same time??
            No, they mix it up, instead of just having a team of nothing but generic c-list Cap wannabe's, they had Symbiotes, Gods, Super Genius', Demons ,Mutants, Magicians, this is 5 frickin fist fighters a b***h who can walk through walls, and their grandma taking on Dim Sum Superman for some fancy metal.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Widows also were given a chemical enhancement based on the super soldier serum, or at least they were in the comics. And Sentry got his powers from a modified version of it as well. Ghost is the only person on the team who isn't a super-soldier in any way, shape, or form.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Widows just have super training now unless the serum variant makes them sterile.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm curious about the inclusion of Red Guardian. Everyone else- yes even Bucky- has been part of a Thunderbolts team in the comics, but to my knowledge he's never been on one. I'm guessing it's probably because they wanted Sentry to be the only newly introduced super on the team and the only other past Thunderbolt who's appeared in the MCU was Crossbones, who already bit the dust. Still an interesting choice though.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that for some reason they still feel like using their shitty version of Taskmaster and Ghost is enough for me to ignore this movie, it's easy to tell that it's gonna be shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this.

      She had no personality. It was terminator ninja. Silent. Meanwhile Taskmaster is awesome because he is a smartass and wienery and entertaining... a lovable loser. This robot stuff is awful.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would making her quote AS movies improve her?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's not a robot anymore.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even then I find difficult to believe that they could make this mindbroken girl into something resembling the true taskmaster and iirc this girl can't talk anymore, the explosion fricked up her vocal chords.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this girl can't talk anymore, the explosion fricked up her vocal chords.

            She can, she asks Black Widow if her father is finally dead after she breaks free from the mind-control.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A bunch of street level characters are going to kill a superman tier menace.
    This is Suicide Squad killing Enchantress all over again.
    Lmao the only one character with real superpowers is Ghost the other ones are Captain America/Black widow clones

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wildest hope was Zemo, Vulture, Abomination but whatever. At least Ghost has cool powers. I've given up on MCU

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