Tiana? More like TiASSna

Also, cast Dr. Facilier, because Keith David has already said it won't be him.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      COME TO MASSA

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ehh she seems to cute. Tiana needs a little bit of spunk to her.

      >Tiana needs a little bit of spunk to her.

      Preferably mine.

      COME TO MASSA

      Tiana needs to be played by a non-black girl for actual diversity like Disney is claiming should be done

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed, how bout we maker her Chinese?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        they should make her african-american, like elon musk

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        what color should a poor person from New Orleans be?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          Tiana needs to be played by a non-black girl for actual diversity like Disney is claiming should be done

          they should make her aggressively cajun

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            aggressively cajun is the firefly's whole character

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cajun White.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should have cast a ginger

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are some nice bongo drums.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait is this the ass in question?

      Also, they managed to FRICK UP black little mermaid's breasts. I think they will nerf this as well.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt they'll nerf it. In Black Panther 2 they left in shots of her massive ass jiggling

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally a hot princess, but we have to be honest this movie succes lies on 3 things, Dr faciler casting choice and song, same with Mama odie and Ray cgi level that allows him to be as expressive as the movie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEXO

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ehh she seems to cute. Tiana needs a little bit of spunk to her.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tiana needs a little bit of spunk to her.

      Preferably mine.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is she black

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you look at that, an live-action actress that looks like the original character from the original movie. What... no race swapping with a red-haired Irish lass?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you talking about her rear

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She really doesn't look like an American, so they should recast

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have seasoning fatigue.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not bad, what do you want zendaya

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turn her white.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the obsession with live actions. It really is always worse. Goofy actors that can't sing and don't represent the movie. I can't name a single time a love action film has been better.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the point of making Ariel black in that piece of shit but not changing Tiana?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lupita is 40. Not happening.

      Disney only holds open auditions for their white characters. The rest are racially segregated.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        All Black person women like 40 by the time they're 20.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >All Black person women like 40 by the time they're 20.
          Oh come on you can be racist but you don't have to lie. Blacks and asians have always aged better than whites

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just realized raceswapping is spiteful

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick why isnt she asian or something?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asians are white

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    we all know that Tiana is canon trans, why are they doing this shit?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What?

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only way they can frick this up is if Prince Naveen ends up being a villain and Tiana goes full on Color Purple with Charlotte

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, there's actually a Color Purple remake in the works and it's got Halle Bailey starring in it, lmao

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick are they even still doing shit like this anymore? Who is watching these live actions in theatres?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women who aren't attractive and sociable enough to hang out with Stacy and her band of mean b***hes

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they not change her race?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      racists at disney didn't want asians to feel represented.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hold up this thread.
    >Dr. Facilier
    >Keith David said it won't be him
    WHY THE FRICK NOT?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to think it's because Keith David is a professional with integrity, and he can smell what a trash heap this will be from a mile away.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has there ever been a single live action remake that has been an improvement on the animated original?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically The Little Mermaid

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically kys

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Change every princess to black
    >Keep the black princess black

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not like they can make her blacker than black.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >every princess
      Which ones besides Ariel?

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking hell, when will I see disney news that doesn't piss me off...

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Also, cast Dr. Facilier, because Keith David has already said it won't be him.

    It'll be Lakeith Stanfield. His role in "Haunted Mansion" literally felt like a trial run.

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