I am 31 years old now and I took the social media delete pill last year. A few years ago I'd have liked and sent this to someone no doubt, but now I can't fricking stand this trash.
I live a pretty normal life. 28, just got married. For whatever reason, I have never had any social media and don’t get the appeal at all. This Instagram stuff is unbelievably cringe
Last week, Twit let you watch Twits, now it doesn't anymore. Instagram has never ever let you watch, and now they do as soon as Twit stops letting you.
Why do I want to go to McDonald’s when I see their stupid logo even though I’ve only eaten their stuff a handful of times in the past decade and haven’t enjoyed it a single time? Maybe I’m just hungry right now because I ate very little today, but frick.
i remember being 16 and thinking i was above mcdonalds. now i recognize it as being delicious fast food.
The local gas station chain here has better tasting fast food, wider selection and much faster serving time since it's self serve, there's zero reason to go to MacDonalds when I can get burgers, pizza, chicken or fish sandwiches, frozen milkshakes, rotisserie chicken, mashed potatoes with gravy, mac and cheese etc any time I want to
>just looked up grimace shake >missed my chance to get one
Last time I got ice cream at mcdonalds was a shamrock shake a few years ago and it really wasn't that great, grimace shake sounds a bit more tasty with the birthday cake flavors but I missed out 🙁
They needed to do this much sooner. Try the game:
https://www.grimacesbirthday.com/
Captain Crunchberry flavor, but without the chemical grossness. Between boysenberry and rasberry. Much more balanced mixing in the whipped cream to bring out the vanilla. Not worth the 14 buck bundling with the meal however.
Uhhh I’m pretty sure they’re still selling the Grimace meal moron. But srsly it was like a fruit loops flavored shake I liked it way more than Shamrock shake
>American consumerism giving the multi-billion dollar company free advertisement again
WAKE THE FRICK UP CORPORATIONS ARE NOT YOUR COZY FRIENDS
Also, horror is fricking dead thanks to zoomers.
>*organic fun thing happens* >NOOOOOO YOU CAN’T LIKE CURRENT THING YOU MUST BE MISERABLE AND CONTRARIAN ALL THE TIME LOOK AT ME I’M UNIQUE AND EDGY GOING AGAINST WHAT’S POPULAR!!!!!!
Remember when Cinemaphile used to make original and funny content and didn’t just repost Wojak/Pepe NPC memes?
Please explain to me what is creative about >drink drink >monster attacks you
or >drink drink >explode
Yeah, real mind-blowing stuff by the shill influencers on TikTok. You’re fricking moronic.
Are there people who sincerely believe that MacDonalds uses real meat? You think the mcnuggets are actual chunks of chicken meat? Try cutting one in half, it's gray spongy slop made from ground bones, blood, beaks etc with added flour and flavoring
Would there even be any demand for a disgusting new McShit shake if there wasn't a tiktok trend to advertise it? People are so fricking moronic they'll consume anything if it's a fad.
Businesses pmajor. Every instructor I had used McDonald’s as the best business model. They sell shitty food. Worst customer service. Always frick up orders. Yet they have always stayed ahead of the curve and use brilliant marketing. They were first fast food place that accepted debit cards. They saw how popular Starbucks was, now all their restaurants look like Starbucks and they have their own line of coffee which is actually better than Starbucks and cheaper
it’s a creepypasta ad campaign, they even made one of those gay serial killer cartoon mascots. the only scary thing at mcdonalds is the minorities making your food poisoning you and the people in line to eat this slop
Can you at least give props to McDs. Sure, their food his poison. But they are a brilliant company as far as advertising and knowing their consumer. Notice they never had a Bud Light, Nike, etc PR disaster
>Tikatok Grimace Shake horror trend puts out more original and creative horror constant than Hollywood has in decades
its being turned in to a feature film by A24
>Tikatok Grimace Shake horror trend
i am so fricking out of touch
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuFniPPrQj5/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Literal ads
is this supposed to be frightening to adults
It’s supposed to be “funny” and “absurdist humor”
So it's "reddit", got it
I am 31 years old now and I took the social media delete pill last year. A few years ago I'd have liked and sent this to someone no doubt, but now I can't fricking stand this trash.
I live a pretty normal life. 28, just got married. For whatever reason, I have never had any social media and don’t get the appeal at all. This Instagram stuff is unbelievably cringe
Last week, Twit let you watch Twits, now it doesn't anymore. Instagram has never ever let you watch, and now they do as soon as Twit stops letting you.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuKgWT_AhQL/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
>Grimace I'm here to try out your juices
I felt the same fact same thing. I couldn’t even understand the headline.
The literal definition of Reddit.
Tiktok. Not that it’s any better. But again, way original horror content than Conjuring 55, Saw 100, Annabell 40
>if you drink the fast food slop you heckin die so spoopy
All that's missing is a shitty VHS filter because old = scary.
Zoomer that thinks M3gan is original and scary wrote this
the videos are actually funny and not meant to be scary
mouthbreathing consumer NPC fricktard
It's all literal garbage.
If you think that's all horror is then you're moronic and the target audience for tiktok.
Why do I want to go to McDonald’s when I see their stupid logo even though I’ve only eaten their stuff a handful of times in the past decade and haven’t enjoyed it a single time? Maybe I’m just hungry right now because I ate very little today, but frick.
Are you american? I'm hungry right now and I would not even consider stepping foot in one. That logo only evokes mild irritation and disgust
i remember being 16 and thinking i was above mcdonalds. now i recognize it as being delicious fast food.
a lifetime of propaganda
The local gas station chain here has better tasting fast food, wider selection and much faster serving time since it's self serve, there's zero reason to go to MacDonalds when I can get burgers, pizza, chicken or fish sandwiches, frozen milkshakes, rotisserie chicken, mashed potatoes with gravy, mac and cheese etc any time I want to
It's shake like milkshake. I thought grimace was doing the thug shake
stfu BRAND
>just looked up grimace shake
>missed my chance to get one
Last time I got ice cream at mcdonalds was a shamrock shake a few years ago and it really wasn't that great, grimace shake sounds a bit more tasty with the birthday cake flavors but I missed out 🙁
there was only one flavor berry
They needed to do this much sooner. Try the game:
https://www.grimacesbirthday.com/
Captain Crunchberry flavor, but without the chemical grossness. Between boysenberry and rasberry. Much more balanced mixing in the whipped cream to bring out the vanilla. Not worth the 14 buck bundling with the meal however.
It was incredibly meh, shamrock shake is much better.
Uhhh I’m pretty sure they’re still selling the Grimace meal moron. But srsly it was like a fruit loops flavored shake I liked it way more than Shamrock shake
Keep chugging that goyslop
Social media memes have done more for helping corporations than any shill could hope to achieve
>*organic fun thing happens*
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN’T LIKE CURRENT THING YOU MUST BE MISERABLE AND CONTRARIAN ALL THE TIME LOOK AT ME I’M UNIQUE AND EDGY GOING AGAINST WHAT’S POPULAR!!!!!!
Remember when Cinemaphile used to make original and funny content and didn’t just repost Wojak/Pepe NPC memes?
This. Point is. People are more creative than creative bankrupt Hollywood. So glad all thes tired out IPs are bombing
Please explain to me what is creative about
>drink drink
>monster attacks you
or
>drink drink
>explode
Yeah, real mind-blowing stuff by the shill influencers on TikTok. You’re fricking moronic.
Pretty sure a majority of this website joined after 2016 and can’t speak about anything of what this website was other than funny frog memes.
I remember /b/ constantly had dumb challenges and pranks like this back in the day. Now it’s all porn and politics.
It’s forced as frick
Are there people who sincerely believe that MacDonalds uses real meat? You think the mcnuggets are actual chunks of chicken meat? Try cutting one in half, it's gray spongy slop made from ground bones, blood, beaks etc with added flour and flavoring
Have you tried their spicy nuggets though? That shit is delicious
Would there even be any demand for a disgusting new McShit shake if there wasn't a tiktok trend to advertise it? People are so fricking moronic they'll consume anything if it's a fad.
Bow down to the King.
Loved Burger King until a manger told me all their burgers were pre packaged and they did not char broil the burger at the restaurant
I worked there. The burgers are cooked in a conveyor- style grill (with flames) and kept warm in plastic trays with some meat juice.
It seems the running joke is that drinking the shake causes paralysis, seizures, or death not sure how McDonalds is gonna capitalize off of this
>American consumerism giving the multi-billion dollar company free advertisement again
WAKE THE FRICK UP CORPORATIONS ARE NOT YOUR COZY FRIENDS
Also, horror is fricking dead thanks to zoomers.
Businesses pmajor. Every instructor I had used McDonald’s as the best business model. They sell shitty food. Worst customer service. Always frick up orders. Yet they have always stayed ahead of the curve and use brilliant marketing. They were first fast food place that accepted debit cards. They saw how popular Starbucks was, now all their restaurants look like Starbucks and they have their own line of coffee which is actually better than Starbucks and cheaper
it’s a creepypasta ad campaign, they even made one of those gay serial killer cartoon mascots. the only scary thing at mcdonalds is the minorities making your food poisoning you and the people in line to eat this slop
The whole thing is the lamest trash I've ever seen in my life. Literally making free ads for McDonalds
Can you at least give props to McDs. Sure, their food his poison. But they are a brilliant company as far as advertising and knowing their consumer. Notice they never had a Bud Light, Nike, etc PR disaster
didnt they run an ad where some troony told people to stop killing trannies as if that was happening.
>there are boomer/zoomer fricktards here that unironically use tiktok everyday
Lmao yikes
>finger family huggy wuggy sonic.exe grimace shake death is really their ad campaign.
was it conceived by a millennial or zoomer?
>grimace shake death is really their ad campaign.
It isn’t fricking tard. McKino’s is above gay dicktok treds and put out a GBC grimace game
It’s just FNF shit
>Tikatok Grimace Shake horror trend puts out more original and creative horror constant than Hollywood has in decades
its being turned in to a feature film by A24