TIL Awkwafina is actually an incredible actress
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does spider have pusspuss?
>does spider have pusspuss?
Kinda. The purple part in pic related is the reproductive system of a spider. The sperm receptacle doesn't really work like a vegana, and you would not insert your penis at all. Instead, you'd ejaculate in your hands and then use those to insert your seed into her receptacle. Not saying that it wouldn't be fun for spiders, but it's not usually what human beings consider sensual.
Which is why, if you want to have a spider girlfriend, you should look for one that's mostly humanoid, and comes not only with a human torso, but also with a pair of human legs and a human pelvis - and therefore with a more conventional vegana.
Thanks for the insight entomology chud
>entomology
I wouldn't see arachnology as part of entomology, really. Spiders are so much more interesting than insects. Much more elegant as well, and arguably more intelligent on average.
Akwafina's "sperm receptacle" actually sounds kind of amazing:
Jesus frick was that ever bad, is she also a dyke?
Fricking atrocious.
Filthy little prostitute.
What's this cutie's name? I bet she'd like to help make a Spiderman...movie.
Asians are the ugliest race
that's not true in a world with aboriginals.
I haven't even seen any of this fat chink's movies but I STILL know she's a garbage actress.
Trips of untruth, Black folk are the ugliest race. Asians come in at a very close second though.
>I STILL know she's a garbage actress.
She's actually a pretty good actress, at least by Hollywood standards.
Cute belly
men of culture
>she's 5'1"
Never realized she was so short, that makes me like her even more.
My favorite type of Asian girl is Chinese because they are the shortstack variants
She should play a yordle in a live action flick
perfect body type for a girl, unless of course you're completely flat and your stomach sticks out more than your breasts. what a shame
agreed, shame about the flat chest though.
t. fellow based plump enjoyer
perfect amount of chubby
>dat pudge
She needs to lose weight.
homieh you gay
Racist piece of shitto
If you get the opportunity you should kys yourself
butthole
CIGAR
FROG
why has a bug girl got a Black person name?
nah asians like to name themselves after coca cola products now. there's some other actress who calls herself cherry fizz or some stupid shit along those lines
dats wut rappers do yo
But the poor chigger ain't got no tiddies
She was hip before real black people went hyper woke and found out about Twitter. Now she looks like a goofy imitation who would turn into a preppy white girl on the double if a gun comes out.
She seems like the quintessential 2008 brooklyn hipster girl, back when hip hop was kind of a funny quirk to be into
Mmm, that spare tire.
Listen I don’t care what you insist, ladyboys are not women.
She probably is a man dasu. But if that were the case, xir would actually be funny.
What is that, Nietzsche? Shut the frick up
Get the frick off my website chudcel
You're just a bag of meat. Flesh. Racing to a big flat red light on the circle of time.
moot?
The vast majority of ladyboys are more attractive and feminine than Awkwafina
cigar frog is not attractive
Shitpig.
Frick you
This, she should unironically become born again Christian and dress in Anne Klein and Land's End and make a non-MAGA housewife brand. She would get so many reformed prostitutes and sad millennial men as fans. Like you can smoke weed and want a family breh.
Korea is the capital of plastic surgery so no wonder you’re attracted to deformities
Me? I’m a Latina guy, god bless Texas
nihao
>both went from normal lookin babby to ugly adult
Sad.
I don't know what it is about this Chinese goblin, but everything about her turns me on. Even the voice is just another charm point. Like, godamn, I just want to bend her over and make her squawk
TIL awkwafina's management company really does shill on Cinemaphile
They haven't ventured over to /hr/ yet.
She has a cute belly.
Not as fat as i expected
I actually like that kind of body. Her face is gross but I love a soft body. I don't like fat women but I don't like women that work out. A woman's body should be SOFT!
you post this fricking picture (and the others in your set) all the time and absolutely no one, except for you, can see what the frick you think you're proving
it's just a bunch of identical ugly fricking bugs
get a new schizo obsession, this one is too bizarre
>Chink pusy smells like a dead rotting crocodile
lmao
that face ain’t nothing special lil bro, if you wanted to post a hot Korean girl why not just Jennie
>if you wanted to post a hot Korean girl why not just Jennie
jennie? is that the ratface looking asiatic on the idol with zero breasts and ass that tries too hard to pretend she's hot?
imagine getting this upset over plastic asiatics
just asking if you were referring to the same jennie which you thought was hot. but I guess I hit the mark seeing as you are seething and defending an ugly asiatic on a bhutanese mountaineering forum
get yourself some help with your yellow fever if you think any of the asiatic posted itt or that jennie you mentioned is hot
I’m the person you’re supposed to be replying to and yes Jennie is attractive, stop lying to yourself
>disgusting asiatic face
>body of a 13 year old boy
>attractive
im sorry but your yellow fever is terminal. just have a nice day
>im sorry but your yellow fever is terminal. just have a nice day
asians women > all others and it isnt even close. you know its true.
It's fine that you feel that way but most people don't and would appreciate if you shut up about it
>You have to dress for the body you have
I don't mind a little bug occasionally but this made me so even softer
I'm also trans btw
you see that webm and you just go
>muh face!!
you are trying to hard and intenionally ignoring the reality of their bodies to support your racism. Her body is superior to the melted popsicle in OP, her face is superior, if you dont agree about her face then the body being so superior should be enough but no you just hate asian people.
You know we're approaching a very dark time in human history when "well fed" women are being glorified.
Compare that the 90's. Rail thin, anorexic women were glorified because it was a prosperous time. Women could eat, but chose not to.
Now we're supposed to look at overweight women and desire them because they can afford to eat
dramatic, some guys just like girls a little bigger. You would know that if you spent less time philosophizing about fat girls than getting b***hes chud
Your Black person psyop isn't working
There both ugly. I don’t know why they’d let plumpus and broomstick walk the isle.
We should return to the good old days. I want me a girl with some Venus fat.
She is aggressively uy
>He's never tried uy pussy
nah they just have the makeup done differently, bottom one has more work done but it ain't a drastic difference
is this that cringe raunchy Asian girl movie i keep seeing on youtube ads?
a little bit of chub ain’t a problem
the amount of chub on the left is fine, the right is a problem
Are those twins? I would pick the one on the right.
How is it fair most women dont even have to work out or diet to be desirable?
pretty sure women with ugly faces have a hard time or am I mistaken because there’s some hags out this world I wouldn’t touch with a 10 ft pole
you dont leave the house much because as long as they are young ugly girls always have boyfriends, its the super obese ones that don't
>its the super obese ones that don't
this is bullshit ive seen morbidly obese whales with bfs all the time
No matter how ugly her face is she's got plenty of options. The only ones who struggle are extremely fat, and even then they often find partners.
we evolved to pump them full of babies
Literally just rape incel
its fair because they're only desirable for 10-15 years max, then spend the rest of their lives trying to chase that peak
I guess that's a decent way to cope.
Ywnbaw so what do you care? Gay little creep
They have zombie tier caloric needs after menopause but still feel as hungry as we do. Doesn't sound so fun.
Lazy anon detected
Ahaha, pretending like you're not entirely unfrickable, that's cute.
>t. dead rotting crocodile pusy
>admitting that you're a chink foid who's mad
ngmi
Sorry, I don't know what foid means because I'm not some socially inept spastic that spends all their time on a website full of bitter virgins.
Yet here you are seething at socially inept spastics that spend all their time on a website full of bitter virgins.
Chink women are fricking disgusting creatures, koreans have the highest rate of dental/cosmetic surgery per capita, just a hideous race of people with fricked up teeth and flat disgusting faces, why would one of the ugliest races of people on earth value beauty so much like that flowerboy shit
What a stupid name.
>yu rant sum fuk rytboi?
She's really starting to look like a dry cleaner
She looks likes she eats ass
>dont have yellow fever, have yellow stage 4 cancer
>date only 2 people who werent asian
>asians are just the normal to me
>adorkable on top of this
eww she ugly
Why do Koreans have such puffy lower eyelids? Like, the girl on the bottom has that reptile eyelid thing going on even in the pic when she's still a kid, so it's clearly not just plastic surgery.
so how did she get so big? is she some random comedian that just gets a lot of roles? was it nepotism? she has the worst voice and personality ever so i'm not sure why she's getting shilled so much. hollywood doesn't even really like asians
she is the girlfriend of xi jiping's niece
>so how did she get so big?
> is she some random comedian that just gets a lot of roles?
bingo. Any micro-celeb comedian can get into Hollywood and they eat it up
The problem isn’t her body.
The problem is her Black personfication.
This is the biggest problem with westernized women- that they are Black personfied.
She’s from Brooklyn dumbass , they all sound like her
Asian slam piggu
Why do East Asians get weight in such an unflattering way?
damn
What do you think her SSRI dosage is at
200mg sertraline + anti-psychotics + amphetamines + benzos
my wife looked like this and she barreled out of control in like 3 years. legit looks like a barrel now. some women just have shit genetics so be careful. if my wife had good genes she still would of kept a nice shape and slim waist despite getting bigger
I relate to this, my gf used to be like that but in matter of some years she went off the rails as she didn't want to exercise
Slim hips give them narrow, flat asses so they just get big thighs and bellies without flaring hips that give them curves
That looks like some kind of mestizo or half filipino, not east asian
i didn't expect to find jihyo here but holy shit she looks hot
is actually an incredible actress
>Remember my song in the SWAMP?
>When I was like
>WOMP, CHICKA WOMP-WOMP, CHICKA WOMP-WOMP
frick I nearly vomitted just thinking about it
It is truly the most abhorrent evil mankind has ever had to face
one time i was in hawaii and there was a dead, rotting shark in a turnoff we were fishing off of. i just realized why that god awful smell was so familiar
How do I get an Awkwafina gf?
>live in boston or cali
>be white
>be tech bro
>dont be obese or haveobvious physically deformities
Asian women love white guys all you have to do is not be a complete basement dwelling troglodyte and you can bag an abg way better looking than her
Mildly chubby Asians are so cute, it's a shame they are all prostitutes.
i would have said it smells like spicy seafood takeout, but it really does feel like when you drop her panties she might blind you with the flash on the cell phone camera that replaced her vegana
you bastard b***h i am adding that into my vocabulary
Claiming a Korean celebrity has no plastic surgery is like claiming a body builder hasn't done steroids. You can cope and seethe and swear and curse, but everyone knows you're full of shit.
I want to lick her love handles and suck on her tummy
I like her tv show.
lol. lmao even
She's ugly but still frickable. How does she do it?
Personally doggy so I wouldn't have to see her face.
I agree that Americanization ruins Asians but I think Korean beauty standards ruin Asians too just in a different way. Picrel, lots of Asians have ruined their natural cuteness to go for the sameface creepy doll look that Korea promotes. The guy let himself go too but at least in his case it's fairly simple to reverse, unlike the girl's look.
if the girl you date is clean, they will not have a smelly vegana. i dated a chinese girl for years and she smelled great
SEXO
Imagine making love to her navel
Why are you guys pretending you have standards
but why does it activate the neurons
that's where they make the baby
Clearly a virgin.
The smell order goes like this Asian women (pretty much no smell) - White women (can sometimes smell) - Black women (always smells really strong).
I have way more (you)s than you do moron. Your Black person brained opinion is fricking irrelevant.
>asians don't smell
ahahhahahahahaha
there's gonna be an olfactory SURPRISE for you when you get there the first time
ahahahhaha
My a little chubby Asian wife is a lot cuter.
I wish I worked for the US military running moronic falseflags all day kek must be fun
Is that a meth pipe she's holding?
Also i really hate these NY types that wear those fake big rimmed glasses because they want to "look like a nerd". Even though if you asked them what video games they play they would laugh at you in disgust.
>Is that a meth pipe she's holding?
Bruh it's clearly a white bic, also known for bad luck. Should stop smoking cigar frog.
She's ugly, isn't hot and can't act, why is she there?
Isn't it a fact that asians have like half the sweat glands white people do?
no you're thinking of brain cells
They could have no sweat glands at all and regulate their body temp with a big fin on their back like a dinosaur, still wouldn't change the fact that their pusy stinks like rotting dead crocodile carcass
I unironically like this body, fat without cellulite. Shame about the face and lack of breasts or ass though.
>Shame about the face and lack of breasts or ass though.
Imagine being fat and not having big breasts or a big ass, I'd kill myself considering that's the only thing fat chicks have going for them.
>that weight
>no breasts
Grim.
She has a youtube channel where she used to review books. One time she reviewed the book Valis and her IQ was leaking, it was very apparent she does not have the ability to understand complex ideas but rather only entertain them to appear intellectual.
Gross lol
Bug cucks are unironically mentally ill
Id frick her. Shes no prized pig but pussy is pussy
Wow that's so interesting thanks
I think that her raspy voice is cute
SCUTTLE BUTT
Today I learned that Black person troony jannies(they do not get compensated for this) will delete posts but not ban you. What gives? They left every other post itt this thread I made.
The fact that some dilator janny got buttblasted enough by that post to delete it is enough satisfaction for me
We all dilate down here georgie
>we need to name our kid
>whats your favorite bottled water
>awkwafinna or some shiet
>perfect
>using your stupid rapper name as a dramatic actor
this was bad enough when blacks did it..