TIL: Seth MacFarlane almost did 9/11 but he overslept and missed his flight

TIL: Seth MacFarlane almost did 9/11 but he overslept and missed his flight

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would've been the greatest roast of all time

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cram it fundie!

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    seth is a very talented and creative person and I'm tired of pretending he is not

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seth Mcfarlane is a part of the Taliban?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No planes

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >double checking the "personal life" section in connection with this (I knew it in the past but forgot about it)
    >50, unmarried, no children despite actually being famous and presumably comfortably wealthy if not stinking rich, and also objectively he's not a bad looking guy at all, but still no kids

    atheism sorts itself out so efficiently. Nature is marvelous in this way. Anyway he likes musicals so he clearly likes the wiener.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not atheism, it's homossexualism. He is a known closeted homo.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Big if true. Do you have anything to back it up? I'd love reading some Hollywood dude telling how he saw him entering a gay nightclub or taking it up the ass in some cheap motel room.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's both, since the former is generally the result of the later. homosexuals dislike being reminded that jerking off with human shit is dangerous, bad, and mentally ill--and that is all being a homosexual is. So, when something (God) casts obvious judgement upon them, they reject the idea rather than face their own perversions and their inevitable consequences.

        This is why so many of the nu-atheists turned out to be gays. Kirk, all of those guys. They can't undo the fact that reality itself punishes them for being disgusting homosexuals, so they just try to silence the idea that this is just, rather claiming that they are victims of some sort of injustice when all that is happening is that they engage in self-destructive behavior and then self destruct.

        homosexuals have, what, a lifespan shorter than smokers, right? They're the outdoor cats of humanity. Being gay is worse for your health than being black.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's kind of crazy to imagine there would still be closeted gays in modern Hollywood; you have to figure coming out would be a 100% good career move in today's day and age.

        I wonder if it's just that these Gen Xers are so deep in the closet that they still can't come out even when there's no longer any societal pressure to remain. Or if there's a correlation that people like Seth still have living religious parents/grandparents and don't want to ruin their last remaining years.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like he knew because ~~*They*~~ tell him

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost like there weren't any planes that crashed into towers that day.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      "We have need of you, you will be of use. We will keep your program going. You'll be able to use it to mock christians and demoralize white people, especially the middle class."

      Mark Wahlberg missed it too. It's a shame, things might have happened differently.

      He's just sayin' there would have been a lot of blood on that plane.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mark Wahlberg missed it too. It's a shame, things might have happened differently.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This must have been based on his reaction

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hehehehee Lois this is worse than the time I knew about Harvey Weinstein but didn't tell anyone

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based on how society usually acts, it would create a variety of social and conspiracy theory spawns.

    > MacFarlane dies on 9/11
    > people start to focus on the last episode to air before he died
    > Season 3, episode 9, "Mr Saturday Knight"
    https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Saturday_Knight

    > Turns into something similar to Kubrick, with everyone looking for clue of "why he was killed" in the episode

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      When You Wish Upon a Weinstein would've already been written and mid-production, so if that got out and Seth died on 9/11 there'd be a shitton of people saying the dancing Israelis killed him.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried, but failed, to find a list showing which each episode was either written or recorded, but your idea is still right and would be the spirit of what I was originally looking for.

        Either way, the "final episodes" would have left a mountain of clues; and the narrow degrees of separation in the modern world would have had him "linked" to nearly anyone; as necessary

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that is... the last episode produced, verses the last episode aired, which was obviously completed some time prior

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah he got the call just like many people did that day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was he really that important at the time? Family Guy would get cancelled during that same season and only brought back due to strong DVD sales.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They needed him alive to make that "what if christianity never happened" cutaway gag

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Recurring Cinemaphile threads are all part of The Plan?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey I wrote this meme up as part of my shotcaller meme which is very funny, it has quotes from the film like greenlit and put in your work around here and other stuff, took me a few hours but nobody responded? can someone tell me what's wrong with it? i think it's very funny i'm a esl btw

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you were that homosexual from earlier, are you still seething that you kept getting called a fundie?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I put so much work into my shotcaller memes and you're not helping james. you're just jealous shotcaller is funnier than your dumb trust fund meme

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >James
          >bigwienercummer
          >sethyboy
          >Amanda or her name wasn't it Allison before you changed it
          who's mr fundie

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            you were that esl homosexual from earlier, are you still seething that you got bullied out of your own thread and then it got deleted?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >sethyboy mad that my shotcaller threads get hundreds of replies whereas your unfunny Baskin roberts threads get deleted by jannies within 10 minutes
              You're greenest farmer, maybe if you put your own work in around here you'd be as successful as me sethyboy

              james, sethyboy don't exist. No more shitposting

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                hey I wrote this meme up as part of my shotcaller meme which is very funny, it has quotes from the film like greenlit and put in your work around here and other stuff, took me a few hours but nobody responded? can someone tell me what's wrong with it? i think it's very funny i'm a esl btw

                [...]

                Hey samegay, nice OS you fricking idiot. Remember to clear your metadata next time.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                answer

                [...]

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >homosexual accidentally deletes his own comment
                Answer what moron? Why are you talking to yourself? Try spacing your posts out samegay

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                why did you delete your own post? Look if you're gonna keep avoiding it I am not going to give you anymore attention.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                stop pretending to be me fundie
                imagine getting so buttblasted over my baskin meme that you start talking to yourself

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you had to wait a minute there [...]

                hello samegay

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sethyboy mad that my shotcaller threads get hundreds of replies whereas your unfunny Baskin roberts threads get deleted by jannies within 10 minutes
            You're greenest farmer, maybe if you put your own work in around here you'd be as successful as me sethyboy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude can you leave me the frick alone? Every single time I post a Baskin Robert's or shotcaller thread you come in here pretending to be me shitting things up. Wtf did I do to you? Is it a crime to make memes?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        cant you stop reddit spacing tho?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          not until you upvote the trust fund threads fundie

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flight 93 crashed in a field
    >WTC7 fell down anyway
    I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I support shotcaller if it can destroy that unfunny trust fund jigC homosexual

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      little does anon know Seth went dancing that day with some Israelites

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      see what I mean? it's just lazy as shit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        baskin'

        funded

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he go to Baskin Roberts and treat himself?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When Seth McFarlane auditioned for the role of "Beter" in Family Guy he had only $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their first paychecks, the first thing that Seth Green bought was a car. Seth McFarlane bought tickets for 9/11.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually he had a cold meal at baskin robbins

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's what I want to know James/sethyboy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This sethyboy. is he in the room with us right now schizo?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was gonna do 9/11 but the Simpsons hadn't done it yet

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >what I told you to
    when are you gonna learn english chink?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you had to wait a minute there

      [...]

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunate. His shit-colored leftoid soul deserves to roast in the eternity of flensing, purifying hellfire that awaits him.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just like every homosexual in hollywood says, fricking attention prostitutes.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you braindead homosexuals arguing about?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      cram it fundie

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    a second baskin has hit the trust fund band

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Records that were released not too long ago show that he didn't "miss the flight", he canceled it the night before.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets a warning ahead of time
      so this is the power of being in with the trust fund band?

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