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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you keep posting this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fricking hilarious and it makes people like you seethe. Carry on op.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad he does. It's disgusting and intentionally so. Take one of the few actors known for playing a White non-woke alpha male and cast him in a gay lovemaking scene - it's demoralization 101. And no, I don't care about either show or the actor, just the trend which is quite deliberate. Normalizing shit. It's so transparent, yet many don't notice or care. And yes, it matters, because it exposes an agenda.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the few actors known for playing a White non-woke alpha male
        ???

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Parks and Rec

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't wipe his ass

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's apparently a worrying amount of men who think it's gay to wash their ass or even wipe too greatly

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The concept of a man washing out his ass enough to stick my dick into is akin to a junkie washing out a syringe until I feel safe using it.

          there is no "clean enough"

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ahh frick you're crusty!!! ah yeah let me get a whiff of that pure shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >frick babe, that bean and cheese casserole last night was a great idea, i'm so fricking hard getting a whiff of that stew stank

      >URGBRGGHRHHHRGRHH YEAH put that penis in babe, come, penetrate my CRUSTY FECES that were CRYSTALIZE inside my ass due to zombie apocalypse.. yesh yesh there we go, THERE WE GO.. MMMHWHHHHH you can feel it dont you, this CRUSTY old man MUCUS wraping against you wiener babe, hmmh? Its wrapping against your wiener as you penetrate me even deeper and. BRAPPPPHHPPPPHHHPPHPPP, yeah my hole just GAPING due to fart babe, oh yeah GAY SEX is what I think during zombie apocalypse yes. Another man PENIS inside my crusty 50 year old ASS is important than reproducing right babe? Can you feel it as my tapeworm clinging into your penis? It will moves to your urethra soon babe, finding a new home for you.. mhhmm yesh mjghhmnym yesh

      >FUUUCK YEAH DUDE, FOLD MY ASS OPEN AND STICK YOUR PISS COATED NUTSACK RIGHT IN THERE OHHH FRICKK YEAHHH SEND IT
      >Hows THIS for smegma?
      >Fawwauuhhkkk broo mind trying to pick a piece of shit out my ass with you wiener? It's been itching for DAYS dude...
      >Foooakk yeah let me cummi n your crusty ass and flip you over to drink it back out

      >Oh my god I'm begging you to play whack a mole with my turd dude, bend me over in doggy and watch me suck it in and out while you try to knock it in half with your rock hard wiener dude.

      https://vocaroo.com/16VHcxyCAPv2

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick, that's hot.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah lube me up with that shit, oh yeah, we shitting tonight

      lol happy new year homosexuals

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah lube me up with that shit, oh yeah, we shitting tonight

      OH YEAH USE MY DIARRHEA AS LUBE CUM IN MY SHIT FILLED ANUS

      this is what 90% of hoomsexual fetishes devolve to by the time they are 40.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad I'm part of the 10% who is just into stuff like suits and uniforms.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah lube me up with that shit, oh yeah, we shitting tonight

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH YEAH USE MY DIARRHEA AS LUBE CUM IN MY SHIT FILLED ANUS

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >frick babe, that bean and cheese casserole last night was a great idea, i'm so fricking hard getting a whiff of that stew stank

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being raped to death in the ass by a homeless man who stinks like rancid shit and piss

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what your dad calls a well spent Friday night

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh yea baby fire some new year's pozzworks right into this hairy neghole

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh yeah when you frick my shit covered ass, make sure you angle my dick so i piss all over my chest and i mash my piss covered chest into the sheets we sleep on oh yeah

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crustposting is the already the best meme of the new year

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are homosexuals like this?
    Why don't they try to cure themselves

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is less funny than the reddit tier IM DUNNHIER HYUK HYUK forced meme homosexualry. And that shit is already anti-comedy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you have a piss orgy to prepare for?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        when they were still studying homosexuality as a psychiatric disorder, it was considered to be a type of sociopathic narcissism

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It literally is a form of narcissism. Imagine being so egotistical that you change the way you talk and act just because you are suddenly "gay". When lesbians marry, one of the two is usually more masculine than the other. It's infrequently subtle to observe. Anyone with a basic functioning brain can fricking sense it. Transgenderism, gay marriage and interracial relationships should have been banned a century ago along with alcohol production. These lifestyle obsessions have wrecked us. Of course, the government only cares about homosexuals paying taxes. They don't care that the national character of their homeland is being rotted from the inside out. Their children will have to deal with it, and perhaps they may not be able to. Perhaps it may be overwhelming. They may die because of the inaction of pass generations.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The story of Narcissus was a man falling in love with his own reflection, falling into the water, and drowning.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >along with alcohol production
            moron alert

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            when they were still studying homosexuality as a psychiatric disorder, it was considered to be a type of sociopathic narcissism

            I guess it makes sense for a pathological narcissist to be gay. Why would they want to frick their biological opposite?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're just like regular people

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >love is love

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow they're just like us. Love IS love.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It seems that your BFs crust was of low quality.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seething homosexual

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. crusty homosexual

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's hilarious

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny, though. You gay homosexual.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta say, reading this thread i haven't laughed this hard in all of 2023.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    But seriously, why are gay men so promiscuous and into all that vile shit?
    >b-b-but hetero breeders are into disgusting shit too!
    they deserve ridicule, too.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Parasites

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they love each other?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Intestinal worms unironically

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's very simple. Think about how many times you jerk off. Now imagine you have a girl next to you who will just frick whenever you'd normally jerk off. That's being gay. Hetero couples get into weird shit too of they frick a lot, out of simple human boredom.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      breeding with a pussy is holy
      using some dude’s ass to jerk yourself off is disgusting poopy israelite shit

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scenes straights will never understand

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >URGBRGGHRHHHRGRHH YEAH put that penis in babe, come, penetrate my CRUSTY FECES that were CRYSTALIZE inside my ass due to zombie apocalypse.. yesh yesh there we go, THERE WE GO.. MMMHWHHHHH you can feel it dont you, this CRUSTY old man MUCUS wraping against you wiener babe, hmmh? Its wrapping against your wiener as you penetrate me even deeper and. BRAPPPPHHPPPPHHHPPHPPP, yeah my hole just GAPING due to fart babe, oh yeah GAY SEX is what I think during zombie apocalypse yes. Another man PENIS inside my crusty 50 year old ASS is important than reproducing right babe? Can you feel it as my tapeworm clinging into your penis? It will moves to your urethra soon babe, finding a new home for you.. mhhmm yesh mjghhmnym yesh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Such a sweet and romantic episode I cried when the one gay shitted into the other gays mouth and they started making out with poop smearing all over their lips and crusting into their beards

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yesh yesh
      yesh

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every poster ITT

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the undigested corn feels SO good you sexy man full of speckled poop

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unf, unf unf unf unf,uuuuuhhhhnnnnnffff

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Receive penis in anus until anus no longer functions correctly
    >Need diapers
    >Hard to find due to the world ending
    >Choose to just shit yourself on the regular instead
    >Crustmaxxing results in a wall of impacted shit and thick curly hairs between your ass cheeks holding it all together
    >This needs to be pushed through in order to get into your by now very inflamed anus hole
    >Your man has to use his dick as a mining pick to get through layer upon layer of hardened shit and hair
    >He puts on his mining hat and gets to work

    Every night, a smooth experience

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's so romantic if you think about it, like breaking his hymen

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Crustmaxxing

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what did you expect lmao these threads always have a bunch of shameless closet-cases going into disgusting detail about how disgusting gay sex is, it's like that quote about tom cruise making non-sequitur comments about how he's glad there's no gays around

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >get that you're making fun of gays but you end up writing visceral gay porn fantasies that make normal people (like me) wanna throw up. Frick you
    >the realities of two hairy men playing with each others asses, shit and anuses, is actually revolting and horrifically off-putting when you don't doll it up

    That's probably the point of the thread, but, I've been wrong before

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    homosexualry is disgusting, the only place you will hear that is here. and its written in a way to comically show you the disgusting reality in juxtaposition to your fake flowery homosexuals on tv.

    [...]
    what did you expect lmao these threads always have a bunch of shameless closet-cases going into disgusting detail about how disgusting gay sex is, it's like that quote about tom cruise making non-sequitur comments about how he's glad there's no gays around

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes anon i'd never think fricking another person in the ass was disgusting without you homosexuals going into lurid detail about it

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They are closet cases hiding behind a thin veil of "humor"
    Goonposters are similar. They think they're being funny but they're just normalizing vile perversion without even realizing it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Insane cope. Hope you find some high quality crust tonight so you can come back in a better mood tomorrow.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actually the people ridiculing gays are gays themselves!!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need a good crusting my dawg.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit my sides. If you believe you can "normalize" gooning you're a fricking basketcase who has drank too much of the pseud psychiatric kool aids.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's already a popular meme on twitter and probably tiktok too

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's already used on mainstream sites. is incel or chad also just a funny meme word used by LULZ? it was until it showed up in newspapers and started defining and directly affecting the single male population in a negative way. words have power you naive c**t

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I more meant normalizing as in it'd ever be taken seriously but you're right. I'd said you're a moron for thinking something like incel would catch on or chud. Why do only the worst forced memes spill from here now?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            i think one reason it gains traction is precisely because people see it as just a meme word that is too absurd to be anything other than a joke. in time it leads to some kind of acceptance or normalization through desensitisation. i know i sound overly dramatic but the way incel in particular was weaponized made me think twice about any new word or sentiment that starts getting thrown around. sorry for calling you a naive c**t by the way that was uncalled for.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i don't get it, we already saw what happened when cutgays tried to do this. how is letting everyone know you don't know to clean yourself a gotcha

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile thinks skid marks / shit crust is a common occurrence that everyone has daily, right now as I type there are multiple anons sitting in literal shit 🙁

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of this applies to non dyke lesbians. Are they ok or do we hate them for another reason?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hate? No, women are too moronic to genuinely hate. Ironically enough, the biggers danger to lesbians is other lesbians. They frequently beat the shit out of one another.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nondyke lesbians are hot af and the most kino human pairing. women are beautiful.
      old men arent and should only frick females or feminine bois

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mmm frick yea baby mash that tud up

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Oh yeah honey use that puke to lube up your diseased rod and ram it back in this puckered shit drain

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >O-oh no my beard is interwoven with your ass hair from me grinding my face in your shitter!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shit dingleberries in your burly woodsman beard from grinding your face deep into your friend's filthy butthole

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it's to remind you that being gay isn't just a different flavor of ice cream, it's genuinely disgusting

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anal isn't some sort of taboo sex act only men do? Black person what, do you also not know what soap and water is????

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anal is disgusting, period. Only mentally-ill people engage in it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a hole where feces come from. Gay or not its vile and unnatural and purely a result of hardcore pornography exposure. It's also by definition not sex.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread makes me laugh so hard. Keep posting it OP

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brain rot

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw eating a crusty pizza

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey anon what did you spend your new years eve doing?
    >i was talking about gay anal sex and crystallizes feces inside a gay man's butthole that another gay man;s hard wiener was rubbing against

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And you, anon?
      >I was getting offended by those people who were just having fun

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this is your idea of fun
        lol

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey, it's better than forcing myself to stay on a thread who make me angry and frustrated.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look whos talking.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >btw if you mention how fricking weird it is to have encyclopedic knowledge of gay sex your just a libtard xD

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >post doesn't say anything about liberals
        >throw a tantrum about them anyway

        Why are you like this?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because making you seethe is very funny.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, that's just incel behavior.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you dont like it, why are you here?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      but enough about you

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mmmm yes please pozz my crusty neghole

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing like that first bite of stuffed crust pozzhole during the post apocalypse

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    They are closet cases hiding behind a thin veil of "humor"
    Goonposters are similar. They think they're being funny but they're just normalizing vile perversion without even realizing it

    Wdym, that's a wholesime episode right there, billions are cried when two men having CRUSTY RUSTY GAY SEX in zombie apocalypse setting

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is this crust? should it be like poo sludge?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Americans don’t use bidets so it means they clean themselves with pieces of paper and leave dried, crusty streaks of shit on their buttholes. Every American is constantly walking around with a crust.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a European and we don't use bidets here, just wet wipes
        however, we are forced to throw away our shit-covered papers in bins so I can't say we are that advanced in terms of hygiene either

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eastern europe it is.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are dogs like this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dog loses all respect for you because it saw you getting your crusty anus mounted by another male

      Even a dog understands shamefur dispray when it sees it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They know

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a black male thing

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >white dog

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the frick

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have white women been unfairly maligned?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ASS 2 ASS

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    After reading the works of Samuel R Delaney and Dennis Cooper I now see homosexuals as the demonic and twisted souls they are. The levels of perversion are infinite

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I hope you didn't wipe. I want to pee little worms of poop out of my urethra!

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    could the crustposters beat the buck breakers in a fight?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      More importantly who will be the and who will be the bottom.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    All that hair on hair, has to be like rubbing two brillo pads together

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    there's a reason why they make "ironic" posts about sexually dominating black men

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally no different to eating out a hairy girls pussy yet you gays will bend over backwards to defend it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a sick strawman there but what brand of diapers do you use?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hairy girls pussys have encrusted shit in them???

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are you doing that you're butthole is that unsanitary? oh wait...

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy the shit crust homo.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          butts are gay

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothanksgay.jaypeg

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cunnilingus is gay but not as gay as being a homosexual

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your neovegana is disgusting

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >”men are women, an ass is a pussy, it’s science”
      kek why is the left so fricking demented

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is gay sex so fricking funny

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Things that are not normal are either funny or disgusting. Sometimes both.

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting railed by bearish men during a zombie apocalypse, and getting to leg-lock one while he pours his seed inside you.

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FUUUCK YEAH DUDE, FOLD MY ASS OPEN AND STICK YOUR PISS COATED NUTSACK RIGHT IN THERE OHHH FRICKK YEAHHH SEND IT
    >Hows THIS for smegma?
    >Fawwauuhhkkk broo mind trying to pick a piece of shit out my ass with you wiener? It's been itching for DAYS dude...
    >Foooakk yeah let me cummi n your crusty ass and flip you over to drink it back out

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude my ass is bubbling tonight I ate Chinese takeout and the cream is frothing

      >bro I’m so down I’m gonna finish raping my wife’s son and I’ll be right over to suck that cream crust from your ass hair

      >God I’m so aroused by men and feces

      >me too bro, hold on I have to call someone racist online

      >hurry my ass is bubbling over like a science project volcano

      >shut up good sir I’m gonna cooom!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad for people who think the dick goes in the butt. Its one of the most foundational facts of biology that the dick goes in the pussy. Butts are for excreting waste. For pooping. The butthole is not a reproductive organ. Nothing should ever go in the butt. Things are only meant to come out of the butt. A pussy gets naturally lubricated and loosens up to allow a dick to enter it for reproduction. All a butt does is shit. That's all it was ever meant to do. You can get an infection from getting poop in your dick hole. You can receive damage to your butt from inserting a dick in it. It was simply never meant to be.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No shit. Imagine literally being sexually aroused by the sensation of taking a shit. I fricking hate leftists so much, they’re disgusting. And they can’t even do it in the comfort of their homes, they have to lambast children in public schools with this feces fetish madness.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Don’t knock it til you try it, chuds

        Fascism was always about gay sex.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No shit. Imagine literally being sexually aroused by the sensation of taking a shit. I fricking hate leftists so much, they’re disgusting. And they can’t even do it in the comfort of their homes, they have to lambast children in public schools with this feces fetish madness.

      Don’t knock it til you try it, chuds

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the show where the two dudes from the office make out and poop on each other?
    I hate living in this reality.

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh is that a little dingleberry there? delicious

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Don’t knock it til you try it, chuds

      Imagine the stinking gaping hairy shitty stinky ass of that mustache office guy. Imagine having your dick anywhere near that putrid shit cavern, especially in a post-apocalypse where soap and medicine is scarce, you’ll get sepsis from all the shit and ass cream jammed up your urethra. Or the ass guy could get sepsis from having his shithole torn apart.
      What the frick, I hate people/jews who get off to weird disgusting shit like buttholes and poop and dogs and animals and dildos, frick all you freaks, holy shit.

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    mans gotta earn a crust

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what did you do for new years anon
    >crustposting? whats that?

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    obligatory reading

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know what this is and no way I'm reading it twice. That is forbidden knowledge you'll wish you didn't know

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's forbidden knowledge only if you are the average normalgay liberal/democrat who bases his morality and politics on feelings and whatever media he consumes.
        The truth is that "wholesome, loving, non-polyamorous gay people that act like you and me" are a very small minority. The majority are legitimately sick in the head and, If I dare to be poetic, in the soul as well.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      I know what this is and no way I'm reading it twice. That is forbidden knowledge you'll wish you didn't know

      I aint reading this shit, summarize it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >aids #1 killer of gay men, they still refuse to use condoms, prefer prolapsed, shitty anuses, tons of gaslighting and humiliating ritualistic sex practices

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Incredibly confused sissy straight guy moves to gay city as a twink and becomes a degenerate cum-dumpster, is confused as to why being a cum-dumpster hasn't fulfilled him when he reaches twink death, destroys his ass with constant anonymous gay sex and incredibly destructive pre/after-care practices whilst only half-heartedly seeking medical care, which results in irreversible damage to his butt.
        Now he is an ageing born-again not-gay (essentially looping back around to where he was before he decided he was gay for not fitting in with other guys in school) and is semi-incontinent as a result of his degeneracy.
        In part 2 he briefly stumbles upon the realisation that gay or straight, degenerate behaviour is the real problem, but he doesn't really go anywhere with that, instead focusing on his own body-horror saga.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm too lazy to read this
      summarize the worst stuff in it as bullet points

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont know what im supoosed to get from this besides gay culture and gay sex is nasty. Its not like some new knowledge.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      gays are fricking repulsive wtf

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    CRUSTED

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it really is sad that gay sex is ALL that The Last of Us is known for now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally every tlou fan is a homosexual, it's uncanny

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a straight man who's been beating off to Ellie for 10 years

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good who gives a frick.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine having a blown out butthole and having to wear adult diapers and then dying of aids after being disowned by your family and sucking hobo cok for crack money

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Crusty Ass of Us

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Ass of Crust 2 Remastered

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool it with the anitsemitic remarks.

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh my god I'm begging you to play whack a mole with my turd dude, bend me over in doggy and watch me suck it in and out while you try to knock it in half with your rock hard wiener dude.

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just CRUST my shit up

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is making me laugh but also very sick at the same time

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*watching TV with your bro*
    >dude I gotta SHIT, look out
    >NOOOO let me hit it first! I want that pre-shit ass lube
    >the shit is prairie dogging
    >even better
    >what are you doing to my ass???
    >im going in hot!
    >dude im about to shit! I’m shitting!!
    >not if my dick is in the way
    >*GURRLLSHSPLAAT….*
    >dude there’s shit all over my dick
    >stop now I’m still shitting!
    >not til I’m done, I just started thinking about children covered in shit so I’m close
    >my ass is so full let me release!!!!
    >*homosexual yanks his dick out of the other homosexual*
    >*shit blasting out of the homosexual’s ass*
    >*shit pushed out of the other homosexual’s urethra like play dough followed by a shitty brown dribble of semen*
    >wah-hoo! now that was gay sex! too bad we didn’t put towels down, now there’s shit everywhere
    >let it crust up, and we’ll put on diapers and roll around in it later
    homosexuals, everyone

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shall I cut you off a fresh steaming log with my turd cutter? It really is no bother to me. Plenty more where that came from. I'll drop it right on your hairy chest

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you’re a homosexual in a public bathroom and a little kid starts loudly pooping in the stall next to you

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when the crust tears your foreskin into bloody ribbons

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >give a meal to a hungry holocaust survivor
      How about a knuckle sandwich?

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously how aren’t these guys concerned about sepsis?
    Reminds me of Brokeback Mountain. They’re in a tent in the middle of nowhere, days away from bathing and they start shitting all over each other’s dicks without so much as farting first.
    These zombie apocalypse homosexuals would literally just kill themsleves with all the feces seeping into tears in their rectums and meatuses.

  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you fry the crust and eat it like pork rinds

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    funniest thread on the internet

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this has been a great start to 2024, thanks bros.

  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be homosexual in zombie apocalypse
    >there is no more lube available anymore
    >impossible to have anal sex without tearing my anuses partner causing bleeding and open sores
    >this shit from his anis will seep into the open sores in his anus and cause aids
    >now I get aids when the shit from his anus enters my urethra after I shove my wiener in his shit filled anus
    >the only way to avoid this is to give my partner old expired food to cause food poisoning so that we can use his diarrhea as lube
    Why are gays like this? How come disgusting sex involving shit and blood is glorified and idolized by the israeli media?

  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh frick yes, pull my encrusted dingleberries out by the roots! Hang them on a little string, like curly stem cherries

  68. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I legit can't imagine the smell of two sweaty dudes in a small room without good ventilation I'd throw the frick up, I'm upset even trying to think about it. Dudes fricking smell so goddam bad.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey at least you can imagine it, think about all of the poor straight guys with aphantasia, they can't even imagine the smell.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I legit can't imagine the smell of two sweaty dudes in a small room without good ventilation
      Not just two dudes sweating. One of them has his ass gaped wide open and is suffusing the room in a thick cloud of poopoo sewage vapor.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feces.. BO… rot… death…

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the part nobody talks about when they meme about fricking trannies and femboys
      regardless of how their carefully angles and lit and filtered pictures might look, at the end of the day you're still putting your dick in man-ass and you're going to smell it.
      homos are fricking disgusting.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean if they take hormones they'll at least stop smelling exactly like dudes. But that's the best way to filter out actual real gays. No straight dude wants to be anywhere near the smell of a man. Anyone who has had to share a room of any kind with another dude wants to smell that shit. It's awful. Even when everyone present is clean, men still stink. It is a pungent smell. And it is indeed the stink of man and everyone knows it. If someone pretends they don't know it or it doesn't apply to them they're a homosexual.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if they take hormones they'll at least stop smelling exactly like dudes
          lol what?? no they fricking won’t, they’ll smell like an old gym sock like any other dude
          taking hormones like a farm animal doesn’t make you a woman, it makes you fat and grow man breasts like your dad

  69. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't look gross when mike adriano does it
    I see no reason why gays can't shave their ass and do it in a kino way. in fact probably better as moids do everything

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They like the hairy buttholes with embedded grime and shit. That's what they are attracted to

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >using a man’s butthole to jerk off
      >kino
      That is the definition of bino. In fact, a waxed ass might be even more gross.

  70. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uhhh uhhhhh hairy sweaty man penis oh it's so gross oh what if they farted and shat a little bit while they did it so disgusting omg i can't help but think about how badly their body hair jungle would smell i can even imagine it a little bit yuck! you know what this reminds me of is this 20 paragraph long essay about a gay guy getting his ass blown out... uhmmmm why was i looking at a blog about a gay man's "rehabilitation" out of his gayness, uhhhhh no particular reason dude

    Wew Cinemaphile

  71. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh yeah baby, the corona of my glans, designed to scoop competitor's semen out of the womb, has built up a healthy ridge of crusted man-shit. This is so hot!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So it's natural for women to be fricked by many men therefore ok?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having this much knowledge about penises surely mans you're straight.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need to be knowledgeable about your own tool in order to best use it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          As a cuck, you mean? Why else would you even care about scooping other men's semen out of your wife's c**t?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >oh, you know the evolutionary function of a body part? that means you want to peel off a pigboy's diaper and slurp hot spicy burrito diarrhea from his unwashed pozzhole

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >i know how to scoop another man's semen with my wiener BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE ME GAY

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >pozzhole
              It's funny you bring up a term popularized by Common Filth, another supposedly straight man who spent hours upon hours combing through gay men's tumblr blogs and watching gay children on tiktok. Eventually he started claiming that the israelites were based and white civilization has actually been tainted with degeneracy since the Greeks and Romans, then disappeared off the internet. He was also a shitskin who invented the "white girls frick dogs" meme too.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have no idea who the frick you're rambling about but I know about pozzholes and negholes from reading about bugchasers on Cinemaphile circa 2010.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I know about pozzholes and negholes from reading about bugchasers on Cinemaphile circa 2010
                What a heterosexual thing to say.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you ever have a moment of self reflection when you realize that the worst thing you can call someone is the thing that you are?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >...he said, fresh off a post bragging about his knowledge of "pozzloads," "negholes," and "bugchasers"

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you know what i'm doing you must be the same as me!

                No, I was mocking you for being so obsessed with gay sex and gay culture that you actually bragged about knowing about "pozholes" in New Year's Eve. Imagine what your father thinks about you.

                Mocking me by calling me the thing you are, lol

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ESL can't even use "no u" right
                Oh, you didn't have a father growing up. That explains the closeted homosexualry.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so obsessed with gay men fricking eachothers asses that he even imagines everyone he argues against on Cinemaphile to be one

                Can you gays get a new strategy? You've been on this one for 30 years. I know you prefer things under 10 so come up with something new.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Notice that not one gay person in this thread has gone through so much detail on the mechanics of gay anal sex than you have.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dats because dey are to busy jacking of to these gay sex scenario

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Projecting your closeted homosexuality is kind of your fetish, huh?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                But you're the one projecting THO

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >THO
                imagine calling people gay while using lingo from the troony discord groomer site

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no u
                Not really, closeted phoneposter.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so obsessed with gay men fricking eachothers asses that he even imagines everyone he argues against on Cinemaphile to be one

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I was mocking you for being so obsessed with gay sex and gay culture that you actually bragged about knowing about "pozholes" in New Year's Eve. Imagine what your father thinks about you.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The worst thing I can call someone is a fricking legend?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                More hetero than pozzing each others buttholes with your AIDS dick.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >makes several references to gay sex
                You're so straight, man.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >two trannies walk into a gay bar
                >theyre “lesbians”
                >poop is already seeping from their asses staining their underwear
                >their womanly dicks erect and covered in shit crust from earlier wiggle around in their skirt
                >everyone turns around when they inhale the aroma of these two lovely ladies (male)
                >the two trannies disappear into the bathroom
                >echoing farts can be heard from the bathroom as the pedophiles remove the ass plugs from their rectums
                >blood and shit hit the floor in plopping splatters
                >their tongues zip to the white tile floor of the bathroom, now a reddish brown
                >outside the bathroom door it sounds like a dozen thirsty dogs drinking salt water trying to quench their thirst as the homosexuals suck their diarrhea off the floor…
                >when the floor is sucked clean, they begin making out
                >buttholes quivering in anticipation, they each make a fist and plunge
                >grunts like that of moose can be heard in the bar outside the bathroom as two brown fists repeatedly graze the small intestine of the two troons
                >they begin shitting
                >whatever was in their stomachs falls out of their asses like vomit, bypassing digestion
                >onlookers can see green liquid seeping from the crack under the door, the odor is unbearable but the homosexuals outside start clapping in celebration of this progressive and diverse display of true love
                >fists covered in shit, they insert the entire fist into their mouths, gleaning precious feces and corn from their bruised knuckles
                >the smell of feces causes a reaction in the trannies brains and they present their buttholes to each other
                >the loose buttholes of the homosexuals drape over each other in poopy folds as if they were kissing
                >their bowels completely evacuated, the loose folds rustle like leaves as they push air in and out of each rectum, swapping farts
                >the two homosexuals finally pass out in a puddle of pungent green liquid
                >the bar back finds them unconscious with their asses bleeding
                # love wins

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's so based to post explicit gay fanfiction to show how straight you are, man. Let your girlfriend know I'll be available tonight.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                what the frick

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                any given moment in the lives of the LGBTQHIV+ community

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the angry gays responding to you admitting that this is literally a gay erotic short story

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he just realized why posting gay fanfiction might be so straight after all
                lol

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a gigantic glans so its personal.
        Don't get me wrong, I have a tiny penis, but the head has always been way too big, like those mutant strawberries that grow together.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >T. Trusty Dusty crusty bussy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meant for

        >uhhh uhhhhh hairy sweaty man penis oh it's so gross oh what if they farted and shat a little bit while they did it so disgusting omg i can't help but think about how badly their body hair jungle would smell i can even imagine it a little bit yuck! you know what this reminds me of is this 20 paragraph long essay about a gay guy getting his ass blown out... uhmmmm why was i looking at a blog about a gay man's "rehabilitation" out of his gayness, uhhhhh no particular reason dude

        Wew Cinemaphile

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of course your mind was preoccupied with the thought of men's glanses as you typed out that reply to try and own me with how totally straight you are.

  72. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crust frick my shit up !

  73. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So hungry, need crust.

  74. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread dies
    >the only people still here are ERPing about hairy men asses
    >they're not gay though

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't stop this. This WILL be the newest meme of 2024

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine two trannies, one with an inside out crotch dick and the other with a regular unmutilated dick (both are women tho right?)
      So anyway imagine these two disgusting men inserting various plastic objects into their asses while calling you a bigot online.
      Imagine the shitty, vile bile oozing out of the rectums of these two hideous pedophiles as they put on diapers and start shitting in them for sexual stimulation.
      Imagine the caked up dry shit that builds up in the folds of the sphincter, the blood and shit and scabs.
      A tasty and delectable treat for the other troony who laps up the must-crust with glee.
      As the two shit themselves they start sucking on dildos.
      These are two mentally sound and progressive individuals and you’re an insane Nazi for not being sexually attracted to diapers and feces like these reddit leftists.
      Trannies are sacred.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not being facetious when I say this is what I would expect to read from the a gay person.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well of course, that's what they're actually attracted to.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you know so much about the inner workings of their relationships, "straight"-anon?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks to the internet they told me all about it themselves.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you look up so much trans porn, "straight"-anon?

  75. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just love gay people, they really are crust of the earth people

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice fumbling of a well known phrase, ESL.

  76. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    crustposting is the best meme of 2023. a late entry, but far outshined all the others from this year.

  77. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is literally nothing wrong with some butt shaken crust quakin love makin

  78. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah, blow a nice hot fart on my dick. Dust off those shit cookie crumbs from it with your gas

  79. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  80. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >come on babe fart in front of me, fart in front of my face right now, let me smell that expired instant chicken curry flavor that you got from scavenging nearest abandoned post apocalyptic walmart yesterday, come on babe, fart to me right no- BRAPAPPPAAPAPAPAPGPGGGHHHHHFHTH... yesh thats it ba- BROPPPPPBRAAPPPAPGGGPGGHH .. give it to me yes, this is it, this is it ba- BRAAPPPPHJOGLLLLPHOGGGGGGG.. oh yesh babe I love gay sex I love gay sex so much, let that gas flowing out from your ass, i know you still have it babe, I know you still save those gas inside your fat 50 year old hairy stomach, let it all out babe, let the gas flow through the reek of last night cum, diarrhea that you hold inside for 3 days straight, your crust.. ohh your crust... and out through your ass crack come gi- BRAPPPAHPPPGPGPGPPGPGILGHOGGGGGGGGGGG

  81. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Join us.

  82. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk tongue my anus

  83. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    asses to asses. crust to crust

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frickin hell lel

  84. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that one gay shitting up the thread

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just how he likes it, full of sewage

  85. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow homosexuals are absolutely seething ITT

  86. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    do gays queef out of their crusty buttholes when they frick?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you beg for it 😉

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can just post this shit on a gay discord, dude.

  87. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crustlovers absolutely BOILING right now

  88. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >samegayging almost 300 replies in

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's so based to post explicit gay fanfiction to show how straight you are, man. Let your girlfriend know I'll be available tonight.

      Only if you beg for it 😉

      You can just post this shit on a gay discord, dude.

      ok poop people, go diddle each other’s shit holes and call it brave

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one's going to bite your gay discord invite unless you post it on /soc/, gay.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          When did I post a discord invite? I don’t have a discord, I’m not some homosexual hunting 11 y/o’s online like you.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >rightoid gay immediately imagines underage kids coming to him
            lol

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he just realized why posting gay fanfiction might be so straight after all
              lol

              How about you and me strip together and call it a Monday.

              >some diaper wearing sodomite comes to Cinemaphile which is traditionally Catholic
              >starts defending the use of puberty blockers and SRS on children while sitting on a 19” horse dildo
              >the sensation of the horse dildo makes this troony think about children
              >cutting the balls off of children and stopping their growth
              >the troony’s ass explodes making a disgusting mess all over his Steven universe dolls (already stained with shit)
              >troony finishes his post defending trans kids and Disney or whatever
              >proceeds to give a blowjob to the sewn on sock dick the troon put on the Steven universe doll
              >sucks his shit clean from that dick sock then starts gooning to kids on tiktok
              >he sees he got a (You) telling him to frick off and stay away from children
              >he’s angry and goes on to make anti-White hate posts on the rest of the site, while sitting on the horse dildo of course
              ^ the left, ladies and gentlemen
              having a wife and a family is wrong,
              tricking kids into castrating themselves online while shitting in a diaper is mentally sound and progressive

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                gay.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        How about you and me strip together and call it a Monday.

  89. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When he's uncut.

  90. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh yeah
    >Oh I'm finna shit
    >You finna shit nigguh?
    >Ohhhhh yeah
    >Yeah you finna shit nigguh
    >Feel like I'm cummin out my ass!
    >You feel like you cummin out yo ass nigguh?
    >Ohhhh yeah

  91. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crustsisters, I thought we were progressive and brave, but I think the chuds won this round…

  92. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ooohhhh FRICK babe your dick sliding in and out of my crusthole feels like i'm taking such a FAT stinky SHIT! it's so fricking hot keep going babe oh frick it's like the thickest stinkiest turd ever is slurping back in and out of my rectum!

  93. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  94. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    CUM IN MY ASS JIM CARREY!

  95. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We'll tear your butthole apart

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We have such crusts to show you

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We have such crusts to show you

        Frick, that is vile

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We have such crusts to show you

  96. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  97. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MY ASS IS ABOUT TO PRODUCE SOMETHING NASTY
    >WAIT, HUSBAND, LET ME GRAB MY CIALIS SO I CAN BE ERECT WHEN I SMELL THE NASTY
    >I KNOW HOW YOU LOVE THE NASTY BUT I CAN’T HOLD IT
    >HOLD IT FOR ONE MINUTE AND FART BLAST ON MY LIMP DICKLET
    >MY ASS! IT BEGINS.
    >*BRRRAAAAAAAALLLLLSSSPPPLAAAT*
    >YOU SHAT ON MY FLACCID DICK
    >I KNOW MY ASS IS NOW FREE
    >I’LL GET THE DILDOS, THEN YOU KICK ME IN THE BALLS
    >I LOVE YOU *KICK*
    >AHH THE PAIN I’M GONNA SHIT
    >WAIT, MY ASS ISN’T FINISHED, I’M SHITTING TOO!
    >*in unison* OUR AAASSSES!!!!!! *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPLOPOPLOP…*

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow do lgbtqia2s+ Americans really?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically, yeah…

  98. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    imagine a splash of gay ass blast after a rough night of sodomy right in your face
    you’d probably get malaria

  99. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rightoids trying to outquip other rightoids when it comes to gay culture
    lol

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gay culture
      You mean grooming children and shitting on each other’s dicks? Vibrant…

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you read all these posts?

  100. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey husband wanna GLUCK GLUCK on my shit sausage?

    >Only if you sodomize me first!

    >But this is an apocalypse, what about sepsis? Maybe we shouldn’t d—ACK MY ASS! OOH IT FEELS GOOD LIKE I’M TAKING A SHIT BUT THE SHIT KEEPS COMING BACK AND I GET TO SHIT IT AGAIN!

    >Gay sex is natural!

    >My ass is cumming!

    >*FAAAARRRTT*

  101. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  102. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haha, I know we’ve had some laughs here in this thread tonight on Cinemaphile but on a serious note I’d like to stop the joking and say that sodomy and child molestation could be completely removed from public consciousness and society could go back to normal if we simply expelled all israelites from the country. israelites cause all of this and they’re quite outspoken about it.

  103. 4 months ago
    Bongman

    You homies think so vividly about the intricacies of gay anal sex.

    Get some real bussy in your diet.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bussy
      You mean a man’s shit-leaking, used up shit hole? I’m all set but I will keep shitposting about homosexuals for fun tho.

      • 4 months ago
        Bongman

        wash yo ass homie.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Asses are self cleaning unless you’re shoving shit up there all the time like a homosexual. Wet ones are enough for me, I don’t need to enema myself like some diseased pedophile. Nothing is going up my ass and nothing is coming out of my ass but shit.

  104. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  105. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  106. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy thread

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not as comfy as sitting in a damp puddle of chunky ass snuggled up to your gay lover, and every time you move around in the bed it sounds like you’re stirring macaroni and cheese because of the feces. That’s comfy….

  107. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    crust threads are the best on Cinemaphile

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