I'm glad he does. It's disgusting and intentionally so. Take one of the few actors known for playing a White non-woke alpha male and cast him in a gay lovemaking scene - it's demoralization 101. And no, I don't care about either show or the actor, just the trend which is quite deliberate. Normalizing shit. It's so transparent, yet many don't notice or care. And yes, it matters, because it exposes an agenda.
>frick babe, that bean and cheese casserole last night was a great idea, i'm so fricking hard getting a whiff of that stew stank
>URGBRGGHRHHHRGRHH YEAH put that penis in babe, come, penetrate my CRUSTY FECES that were CRYSTALIZE inside my ass due to zombie apocalypse.. yesh yesh there we go, THERE WE GO.. MMMHWHHHHH you can feel it dont you, this CRUSTY old man MUCUS wraping against you wiener babe, hmmh? Its wrapping against your wiener as you penetrate me even deeper and. BRAPPPPHHPPPPHHHPPHPPP, yeah my hole just GAPING due to fart babe, oh yeah GAY SEX is what I think during zombie apocalypse yes. Another man PENIS inside my crusty 50 year old ASS is important than reproducing right babe? Can you feel it as my tapeworm clinging into your penis? It will moves to your urethra soon babe, finding a new home for you.. mhhmm yesh mjghhmnym yesh
>FUUUCK YEAH DUDE, FOLD MY ASS OPEN AND STICK YOUR PISS COATED NUTSACK RIGHT IN THERE OHHH FRICKK YEAHHH SEND IT >Hows THIS for smegma? >Fawwauuhhkkk broo mind trying to pick a piece of shit out my ass with you wiener? It's been itching for DAYS dude... >Foooakk yeah let me cummi n your crusty ass and flip you over to drink it back out
>Oh my god I'm begging you to play whack a mole with my turd dude, bend me over in doggy and watch me suck it in and out while you try to knock it in half with your rock hard wiener dude.
>oh yeah when you frick my shit covered ass, make sure you angle my dick so i piss all over my chest and i mash my piss covered chest into the sheets we sleep on oh yeah
It literally is a form of narcissism. Imagine being so egotistical that you change the way you talk and act just because you are suddenly "gay". When lesbians marry, one of the two is usually more masculine than the other. It's infrequently subtle to observe. Anyone with a basic functioning brain can fricking sense it. Transgenderism, gay marriage and interracial relationships should have been banned a century ago along with alcohol production. These lifestyle obsessions have wrecked us. Of course, the government only cares about homosexuals paying taxes. They don't care that the national character of their homeland is being rotted from the inside out. Their children will have to deal with it, and perhaps they may not be able to. Perhaps it may be overwhelming. They may die because of the inaction of pass generations.
But seriously, why are gay men so promiscuous and into all that vile shit? >b-b-but hetero breeders are into disgusting shit too!
they deserve ridicule, too.
It's very simple. Think about how many times you jerk off. Now imagine you have a girl next to you who will just frick whenever you'd normally jerk off. That's being gay. Hetero couples get into weird shit too of they frick a lot, out of simple human boredom.
>URGBRGGHRHHHRGRHH YEAH put that penis in babe, come, penetrate my CRUSTY FECES that were CRYSTALIZE inside my ass due to zombie apocalypse.. yesh yesh there we go, THERE WE GO.. MMMHWHHHHH you can feel it dont you, this CRUSTY old man MUCUS wraping against you wiener babe, hmmh? Its wrapping against your wiener as you penetrate me even deeper and. BRAPPPPHHPPPPHHHPPHPPP, yeah my hole just GAPING due to fart babe, oh yeah GAY SEX is what I think during zombie apocalypse yes. Another man PENIS inside my crusty 50 year old ASS is important than reproducing right babe? Can you feel it as my tapeworm clinging into your penis? It will moves to your urethra soon babe, finding a new home for you.. mhhmm yesh mjghhmnym yesh
Such a sweet and romantic episode I cried when the one gay shitted into the other gays mouth and they started making out with poop smearing all over their lips and crusting into their beards
>Receive penis in anus until anus no longer functions correctly >Need diapers >Hard to find due to the world ending >Choose to just shit yourself on the regular instead >Crustmaxxing results in a wall of impacted shit and thick curly hairs between your ass cheeks holding it all together >This needs to be pushed through in order to get into your by now very inflamed anus hole >Your man has to use his dick as a mining pick to get through layer upon layer of hardened shit and hair >He puts on his mining hat and gets to work
what did you expect lmao these threads always have a bunch of shameless closet-cases going into disgusting detail about how disgusting gay sex is, it's like that quote about tom cruise making non-sequitur comments about how he's glad there's no gays around
>get that you're making fun of gays but you end up writing visceral gay porn fantasies that make normal people (like me) wanna throw up. Frick you >the realities of two hairy men playing with each others asses, shit and anuses, is actually revolting and horrifically off-putting when you don't doll it up
That's probably the point of the thread, but, I've been wrong before
homosexualry is disgusting, the only place you will hear that is here. and its written in a way to comically show you the disgusting reality in juxtaposition to your fake flowery homosexuals on tv.
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what did you expect lmao these threads always have a bunch of shameless closet-cases going into disgusting detail about how disgusting gay sex is, it's like that quote about tom cruise making non-sequitur comments about how he's glad there's no gays around
They are closet cases hiding behind a thin veil of "humor"
Goonposters are similar. They think they're being funny but they're just normalizing vile perversion without even realizing it
it's already used on mainstream sites. is incel or chad also just a funny meme word used by LULZ? it was until it showed up in newspapers and started defining and directly affecting the single male population in a negative way. words have power you naive c**t
I more meant normalizing as in it'd ever be taken seriously but you're right. I'd said you're a moron for thinking something like incel would catch on or chud. Why do only the worst forced memes spill from here now?
i think one reason it gains traction is precisely because people see it as just a meme word that is too absurd to be anything other than a joke. in time it leads to some kind of acceptance or normalization through desensitisation. i know i sound overly dramatic but the way incel in particular was weaponized made me think twice about any new word or sentiment that starts getting thrown around. sorry for calling you a naive c**t by the way that was uncalled for.
Cinemaphile thinks skid marks / shit crust is a common occurrence that everyone has daily, right now as I type there are multiple anons sitting in literal shit 🙁
Hate? No, women are too moronic to genuinely hate. Ironically enough, the biggers danger to lesbians is other lesbians. They frequently beat the shit out of one another.
Its a hole where feces come from. Gay or not its vile and unnatural and purely a result of hardcore pornography exposure. It's also by definition not sex.
>hey anon what did you spend your new years eve doing? >i was talking about gay anal sex and crystallizes feces inside a gay man's butthole that another gay man;s hard wiener was rubbing against
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They are closet cases hiding behind a thin veil of "humor"
Goonposters are similar. They think they're being funny but they're just normalizing vile perversion without even realizing it
Wdym, that's a wholesime episode right there, billions are cried when two men having CRUSTY RUSTY GAY SEX in zombie apocalypse setting
Americans don’t use bidets so it means they clean themselves with pieces of paper and leave dried, crusty streaks of shit on their buttholes. Every American is constantly walking around with a crust.
I'm a European and we don't use bidets here, just wet wipes
however, we are forced to throw away our shit-covered papers in bins so I can't say we are that advanced in terms of hygiene either
After reading the works of Samuel R Delaney and Dennis Cooper I now see homosexuals as the demonic and twisted souls they are. The levels of perversion are infinite
>FUUUCK YEAH DUDE, FOLD MY ASS OPEN AND STICK YOUR PISS COATED NUTSACK RIGHT IN THERE OHHH FRICKK YEAHHH SEND IT >Hows THIS for smegma? >Fawwauuhhkkk broo mind trying to pick a piece of shit out my ass with you wiener? It's been itching for DAYS dude... >Foooakk yeah let me cummi n your crusty ass and flip you over to drink it back out
I feel bad for people who think the dick goes in the butt. Its one of the most foundational facts of biology that the dick goes in the pussy. Butts are for excreting waste. For pooping. The butthole is not a reproductive organ. Nothing should ever go in the butt. Things are only meant to come out of the butt. A pussy gets naturally lubricated and loosens up to allow a dick to enter it for reproduction. All a butt does is shit. That's all it was ever meant to do. You can get an infection from getting poop in your dick hole. You can receive damage to your butt from inserting a dick in it. It was simply never meant to be.
No shit. Imagine literally being sexually aroused by the sensation of taking a shit. I fricking hate leftists so much, they’re disgusting. And they can’t even do it in the comfort of their homes, they have to lambast children in public schools with this feces fetish madness.
No shit. Imagine literally being sexually aroused by the sensation of taking a shit. I fricking hate leftists so much, they’re disgusting. And they can’t even do it in the comfort of their homes, they have to lambast children in public schools with this feces fetish madness.
Imagine the stinking gaping hairy shitty stinky ass of that mustache office guy. Imagine having your dick anywhere near that putrid shit cavern, especially in a post-apocalypse where soap and medicine is scarce, you’ll get sepsis from all the shit and ass cream jammed up your urethra. Or the ass guy could get sepsis from having his shithole torn apart.
What the frick, I hate people/jews who get off to weird disgusting shit like buttholes and poop and dogs and animals and dildos, frick all you freaks, holy shit.
It's forbidden knowledge only if you are the average normalgay liberal/democrat who bases his morality and politics on feelings and whatever media he consumes.
The truth is that "wholesome, loving, non-polyamorous gay people that act like you and me" are a very small minority. The majority are legitimately sick in the head and, If I dare to be poetic, in the soul as well.
>aids #1 killer of gay men, they still refuse to use condoms, prefer prolapsed, shitty anuses, tons of gaslighting and humiliating ritualistic sex practices
Incredibly confused sissy straight guy moves to gay city as a twink and becomes a degenerate cum-dumpster, is confused as to why being a cum-dumpster hasn't fulfilled him when he reaches twink death, destroys his ass with constant anonymous gay sex and incredibly destructive pre/after-care practices whilst only half-heartedly seeking medical care, which results in irreversible damage to his butt.
Now he is an ageing born-again not-gay (essentially looping back around to where he was before he decided he was gay for not fitting in with other guys in school) and is semi-incontinent as a result of his degeneracy.
In part 2 he briefly stumbles upon the realisation that gay or straight, degenerate behaviour is the real problem, but he doesn't really go anywhere with that, instead focusing on his own body-horror saga.
Imagine having a blown out butthole and having to wear adult diapers and then dying of aids after being disowned by your family and sucking hobo cok for crack money
>Oh my god I'm begging you to play whack a mole with my turd dude, bend me over in doggy and watch me suck it in and out while you try to knock it in half with your rock hard wiener dude.
>*watching TV with your bro* >dude I gotta SHIT, look out >NOOOO let me hit it first! I want that pre-shit ass lube >the shit is prairie dogging >even better >what are you doing to my ass??? >im going in hot! >dude im about to shit! I’m shitting!! >not if my dick is in the way >*GURRLLSHSPLAAT….* >dude there’s shit all over my dick >stop now I’m still shitting! >not til I’m done, I just started thinking about children covered in shit so I’m close >my ass is so full let me release!!!! >*homosexual yanks his dick out of the other homosexual* >*shit blasting out of the homosexual’s ass* >*shit pushed out of the other homosexual’s urethra like play dough followed by a shitty brown dribble of semen* >wah-hoo! now that was gay sex! too bad we didn’t put towels down, now there’s shit everywhere >let it crust up, and we’ll put on diapers and roll around in it later
homosexuals, everyone
>Shall I cut you off a fresh steaming log with my turd cutter? It really is no bother to me. Plenty more where that came from. I'll drop it right on your hairy chest
Seriously how aren’t these guys concerned about sepsis?
Reminds me of Brokeback Mountain. They’re in a tent in the middle of nowhere, days away from bathing and they start shitting all over each other’s dicks without so much as farting first.
These zombie apocalypse homosexuals would literally just kill themsleves with all the feces seeping into tears in their rectums and meatuses.
>be homosexual in zombie apocalypse >there is no more lube available anymore >impossible to have anal sex without tearing my anuses partner causing bleeding and open sores >this shit from his anis will seep into the open sores in his anus and cause aids >now I get aids when the shit from his anus enters my urethra after I shove my wiener in his shit filled anus >the only way to avoid this is to give my partner old expired food to cause food poisoning so that we can use his diarrhea as lube
Why are gays like this? How come disgusting sex involving shit and blood is glorified and idolized by the israeli media?
I legit can't imagine the smell of two sweaty dudes in a small room without good ventilation I'd throw the frick up, I'm upset even trying to think about it. Dudes fricking smell so goddam bad.
>I legit can't imagine the smell of two sweaty dudes in a small room without good ventilation
Not just two dudes sweating. One of them has his ass gaped wide open and is suffusing the room in a thick cloud of poopoo sewage vapor.
this is the part nobody talks about when they meme about fricking trannies and femboys
regardless of how their carefully angles and lit and filtered pictures might look, at the end of the day you're still putting your dick in man-ass and you're going to smell it.
homos are fricking disgusting.
I mean if they take hormones they'll at least stop smelling exactly like dudes. But that's the best way to filter out actual real gays. No straight dude wants to be anywhere near the smell of a man. Anyone who has had to share a room of any kind with another dude wants to smell that shit. It's awful. Even when everyone present is clean, men still stink. It is a pungent smell. And it is indeed the stink of man and everyone knows it. If someone pretends they don't know it or it doesn't apply to them they're a homosexual.
>if they take hormones they'll at least stop smelling exactly like dudes
lol what?? no they fricking won’t, they’ll smell like an old gym sock like any other dude
taking hormones like a farm animal doesn’t make you a woman, it makes you fat and grow man breasts like your dad
it doesn't look gross when mike adriano does it
I see no reason why gays can't shave their ass and do it in a kino way. in fact probably better as moids do everything
>uhhh uhhhhh hairy sweaty man penis oh it's so gross oh what if they farted and shat a little bit while they did it so disgusting omg i can't help but think about how badly their body hair jungle would smell i can even imagine it a little bit yuck! you know what this reminds me of is this 20 paragraph long essay about a gay guy getting his ass blown out... uhmmmm why was i looking at a blog about a gay man's "rehabilitation" out of his gayness, uhhhhh no particular reason dude
>Oh yeah baby, the corona of my glans, designed to scoop competitor's semen out of the womb, has built up a healthy ridge of crusted man-shit. This is so hot!
>oh, you know the evolutionary function of a body part? that means you want to peel off a pigboy's diaper and slurp hot spicy burrito diarrhea from his unwashed pozzhole
>pozzhole
It's funny you bring up a term popularized by Common Filth, another supposedly straight man who spent hours upon hours combing through gay men's tumblr blogs and watching gay children on tiktok. Eventually he started claiming that the israelites were based and white civilization has actually been tainted with degeneracy since the Greeks and Romans, then disappeared off the internet. He was also a shitskin who invented the "white girls frick dogs" meme too.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I have no idea who the frick you're rambling about but I know about pozzholes and negholes from reading about bugchasers on Cinemaphile circa 2010.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>I know about pozzholes and negholes from reading about bugchasers on Cinemaphile circa 2010
What a heterosexual thing to say.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Do you ever have a moment of self reflection when you realize that the worst thing you can call someone is the thing that you are?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>...he said, fresh off a post bragging about his knowledge of "pozzloads," "negholes," and "bugchasers"
4 months ago
Anonymous
>if you know what i'm doing you must be the same as me!
No, I was mocking you for being so obsessed with gay sex and gay culture that you actually bragged about knowing about "pozholes" in New Year's Eve. Imagine what your father thinks about you.
Mocking me by calling me the thing you are, lol
4 months ago
Anonymous
>ESL can't even use "no u" right
Oh, you didn't have a father growing up. That explains the closeted homosexualry.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>so obsessed with gay men fricking eachothers asses that he even imagines everyone he argues against on Cinemaphile to be one
Can you gays get a new strategy? You've been on this one for 30 years. I know you prefer things under 10 so come up with something new.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Notice that not one gay person in this thread has gone through so much detail on the mechanics of gay anal sex than you have.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Dats because dey are to busy jacking of to these gay sex scenario
4 months ago
Anonymous
Projecting your closeted homosexuality is kind of your fetish, huh?
4 months ago
Anonymous
But you're the one projecting THO
4 months ago
Anonymous
>THO
imagine calling people gay while using lingo from the troony discord groomer site
4 months ago
Anonymous
>n-no u
Not really, closeted phoneposter.
4 months ago
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>so obsessed with gay men fricking eachothers asses that he even imagines everyone he argues against on Cinemaphile to be one
4 months ago
Anonymous
No, I was mocking you for being so obsessed with gay sex and gay culture that you actually bragged about knowing about "pozholes" in New Year's Eve. Imagine what your father thinks about you.
4 months ago
Anonymous
The worst thing I can call someone is a fricking legend?
4 months ago
Anonymous
More hetero than pozzing each others buttholes with your AIDS dick.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>makes several references to gay sex
You're so straight, man.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>two trannies walk into a gay bar >theyre “lesbians” >poop is already seeping from their asses staining their underwear >their womanly dicks erect and covered in shit crust from earlier wiggle around in their skirt >everyone turns around when they inhale the aroma of these two lovely ladies (male) >the two trannies disappear into the bathroom >echoing farts can be heard from the bathroom as the pedophiles remove the ass plugs from their rectums >blood and shit hit the floor in plopping splatters >their tongues zip to the white tile floor of the bathroom, now a reddish brown >outside the bathroom door it sounds like a dozen thirsty dogs drinking salt water trying to quench their thirst as the homosexuals suck their diarrhea off the floor… >when the floor is sucked clean, they begin making out >buttholes quivering in anticipation, they each make a fist and plunge >grunts like that of moose can be heard in the bar outside the bathroom as two brown fists repeatedly graze the small intestine of the two troons >they begin shitting >whatever was in their stomachs falls out of their asses like vomit, bypassing digestion >onlookers can see green liquid seeping from the crack under the door, the odor is unbearable but the homosexuals outside start clapping in celebration of this progressive and diverse display of true love >fists covered in shit, they insert the entire fist into their mouths, gleaning precious feces and corn from their bruised knuckles >the smell of feces causes a reaction in the trannies brains and they present their buttholes to each other >the loose buttholes of the homosexuals drape over each other in poopy folds as if they were kissing >their bowels completely evacuated, the loose folds rustle like leaves as they push air in and out of each rectum, swapping farts >the two homosexuals finally pass out in a puddle of pungent green liquid >the bar back finds them unconscious with their asses bleeding
# love wins
4 months ago
Anonymous
It's so based to post explicit gay fanfiction to show how straight you are, man. Let your girlfriend know I'll be available tonight.
4 months ago
Anonymous
what the frick
4 months ago
Anonymous
any given moment in the lives of the LGBTQHIV+ community
4 months ago
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4 months ago
Anonymous
>the angry gays responding to you admitting that this is literally a gay erotic short story
4 months ago
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>he just realized why posting gay fanfiction might be so straight after all
lol
I have a gigantic glans so its personal.
Don't get me wrong, I have a tiny penis, but the head has always been way too big, like those mutant strawberries that grow together.
>uhhh uhhhhh hairy sweaty man penis oh it's so gross oh what if they farted and shat a little bit while they did it so disgusting omg i can't help but think about how badly their body hair jungle would smell i can even imagine it a little bit yuck! you know what this reminds me of is this 20 paragraph long essay about a gay guy getting his ass blown out... uhmmmm why was i looking at a blog about a gay man's "rehabilitation" out of his gayness, uhhhhh no particular reason dude
Imagine two trannies, one with an inside out crotch dick and the other with a regular unmutilated dick (both are women tho right?)
So anyway imagine these two disgusting men inserting various plastic objects into their asses while calling you a bigot online.
Imagine the shitty, vile bile oozing out of the rectums of these two hideous pedophiles as they put on diapers and start shitting in them for sexual stimulation.
Imagine the caked up dry shit that builds up in the folds of the sphincter, the blood and shit and scabs.
A tasty and delectable treat for the other troony who laps up the must-crust with glee.
As the two shit themselves they start sucking on dildos.
These are two mentally sound and progressive individuals and you’re an insane Nazi for not being sexually attracted to diapers and feces like these reddit leftists.
Trannies are sacred.
>come on babe fart in front of me, fart in front of my face right now, let me smell that expired instant chicken curry flavor that you got from scavenging nearest abandoned post apocalyptic walmart yesterday, come on babe, fart to me right no- BRAPAPPPAAPAPAPAPGPGGGHHHHHFHTH... yesh thats it ba- BROPPPPPBRAAPPPAPGGGPGGHH .. give it to me yes, this is it, this is it ba- BRAAPPPPHJOGLLLLPHOGGGGGGG.. oh yesh babe I love gay sex I love gay sex so much, let that gas flowing out from your ass, i know you still have it babe, I know you still save those gas inside your fat 50 year old hairy stomach, let it all out babe, let the gas flow through the reek of last night cum, diarrhea that you hold inside for 3 days straight, your crust.. ohh your crust... and out through your ass crack come gi- BRAPPPAHPPPGPGPGPPGPGILGHOGGGGGGGGGGG
>he just realized why posting gay fanfiction might be so straight after all
lol
How about you and me strip together and call it a Monday.
>some diaper wearing sodomite comes to Cinemaphile which is traditionally Catholic >starts defending the use of puberty blockers and SRS on children while sitting on a 19” horse dildo >the sensation of the horse dildo makes this troony think about children >cutting the balls off of children and stopping their growth >the troony’s ass explodes making a disgusting mess all over his Steven universe dolls (already stained with shit) >troony finishes his post defending trans kids and Disney or whatever >proceeds to give a blowjob to the sewn on sock dick the troon put on the Steven universe doll >sucks his shit clean from that dick sock then starts gooning to kids on tiktok >he sees he got a (You) telling him to frick off and stay away from children >he’s angry and goes on to make anti-White hate posts on the rest of the site, while sitting on the horse dildo of course
^ the left, ladies and gentlemen
having a wife and a family is wrong,
tricking kids into castrating themselves online while shitting in a diaper is mentally sound and progressive
>Oh yeah >Oh I'm finna shit >You finna shit nigguh? >Ohhhhh yeah >Yeah you finna shit nigguh >Feel like I'm cummin out my ass! >You feel like you cummin out yo ass nigguh? >Ohhhh yeah
>ooohhhh FRICK babe your dick sliding in and out of my crusthole feels like i'm taking such a FAT stinky SHIT! it's so fricking hot keep going babe oh frick it's like the thickest stinkiest turd ever is slurping back in and out of my rectum!
>MY ASS IS ABOUT TO PRODUCE SOMETHING NASTY >WAIT, HUSBAND, LET ME GRAB MY CIALIS SO I CAN BE ERECT WHEN I SMELL THE NASTY >I KNOW HOW YOU LOVE THE NASTY BUT I CAN’T HOLD IT >HOLD IT FOR ONE MINUTE AND FART BLAST ON MY LIMP DICKLET >MY ASS! IT BEGINS. >*BRRRAAAAAAAALLLLLSSSPPPLAAAT* >YOU SHAT ON MY FLACCID DICK >I KNOW MY ASS IS NOW FREE >I’LL GET THE DILDOS, THEN YOU KICK ME IN THE BALLS >I LOVE YOU *KICK* >AHH THE PAIN I’M GONNA SHIT >WAIT, MY ASS ISN’T FINISHED, I’M SHITTING TOO! >*in unison* OUR AAASSSES!!!!!! *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPLOPOPLOP…*
>Hey husband wanna GLUCK GLUCK on my shit sausage?
>Only if you sodomize me first!
>But this is an apocalypse, what about sepsis? Maybe we shouldn’t d—ACK MY ASS! OOH IT FEELS GOOD LIKE I’M TAKING A SHIT BUT THE SHIT KEEPS COMING BACK AND I GET TO SHIT IT AGAIN!
Haha, I know we’ve had some laughs here in this thread tonight on Cinemaphile but on a serious note I’d like to stop the joking and say that sodomy and child molestation could be completely removed from public consciousness and society could go back to normal if we simply expelled all israelites from the country. israelites cause all of this and they’re quite outspoken about it.
Asses are self cleaning unless you’re shoving shit up there all the time like a homosexual. Wet ones are enough for me, I don’t need to enema myself like some diseased pedophile. Nothing is going up my ass and nothing is coming out of my ass but shit.
Not as comfy as sitting in a damp puddle of chunky ass snuggled up to your gay lover, and every time you move around in the bed it sounds like you’re stirring macaroni and cheese because of the feces. That’s comfy….
Why do you keep posting this
It's fricking hilarious and it makes people like you seethe. Carry on op.
I'm glad he does. It's disgusting and intentionally so. Take one of the few actors known for playing a White non-woke alpha male and cast him in a gay lovemaking scene - it's demoralization 101. And no, I don't care about either show or the actor, just the trend which is quite deliberate. Normalizing shit. It's so transparent, yet many don't notice or care. And yes, it matters, because it exposes an agenda.
>one of the few actors known for playing a White non-woke alpha male
???
Parks and Rec
He doesn't wipe his ass
There's apparently a worrying amount of men who think it's gay to wash their ass or even wipe too greatly
The concept of a man washing out his ass enough to stick my dick into is akin to a junkie washing out a syringe until I feel safe using it.
there is no "clean enough"
>ahh frick you're crusty!!! ah yeah let me get a whiff of that pure shit
https://vocaroo.com/16VHcxyCAPv2
Frick, that's hot.
lol happy new year homosexuals
this is what 90% of hoomsexual fetishes devolve to by the time they are 40.
I'm glad I'm part of the 10% who is just into stuff like suits and uniforms.
>yeah lube me up with that shit, oh yeah, we shitting tonight
OH YEAH USE MY DIARRHEA AS LUBE CUM IN MY SHIT FILLED ANUS
>frick babe, that bean and cheese casserole last night was a great idea, i'm so fricking hard getting a whiff of that stew stank
imagine being raped to death in the ass by a homeless man who stinks like rancid shit and piss
That's what your dad calls a well spent Friday night
>Oh yea baby fire some new year's pozzworks right into this hairy neghole
>oh yeah when you frick my shit covered ass, make sure you angle my dick so i piss all over my chest and i mash my piss covered chest into the sheets we sleep on oh yeah
Crustposting is the already the best meme of the new year
Why are homosexuals like this?
Why don't they try to cure themselves
This is less funny than the reddit tier IM DUNNHIER HYUK HYUK forced meme homosexualry. And that shit is already anti-comedy.
Don't you have a piss orgy to prepare for?
when they were still studying homosexuality as a psychiatric disorder, it was considered to be a type of sociopathic narcissism
It literally is a form of narcissism. Imagine being so egotistical that you change the way you talk and act just because you are suddenly "gay". When lesbians marry, one of the two is usually more masculine than the other. It's infrequently subtle to observe. Anyone with a basic functioning brain can fricking sense it. Transgenderism, gay marriage and interracial relationships should have been banned a century ago along with alcohol production. These lifestyle obsessions have wrecked us. Of course, the government only cares about homosexuals paying taxes. They don't care that the national character of their homeland is being rotted from the inside out. Their children will have to deal with it, and perhaps they may not be able to. Perhaps it may be overwhelming. They may die because of the inaction of pass generations.
The story of Narcissus was a man falling in love with his own reflection, falling into the water, and drowning.
>along with alcohol production
moron alert
I guess it makes sense for a pathological narcissist to be gay. Why would they want to frick their biological opposite?
they're just like regular people
>love is love
Wow they're just like us. Love IS love.
It seems that your BFs crust was of low quality.
Seething homosexual
>t. crusty homosexual
I think it's hilarious
It's funny, though. You gay homosexual.
Gotta say, reading this thread i haven't laughed this hard in all of 2023.
But seriously, why are gay men so promiscuous and into all that vile shit?
>b-b-but hetero breeders are into disgusting shit too!
they deserve ridicule, too.
Parasites
Because they love each other?
Intestinal worms unironically
It's very simple. Think about how many times you jerk off. Now imagine you have a girl next to you who will just frick whenever you'd normally jerk off. That's being gay. Hetero couples get into weird shit too of they frick a lot, out of simple human boredom.
breeding with a pussy is holy
using some dude’s ass to jerk yourself off is disgusting poopy israelite shit
>scenes straights will never understand
>URGBRGGHRHHHRGRHH YEAH put that penis in babe, come, penetrate my CRUSTY FECES that were CRYSTALIZE inside my ass due to zombie apocalypse.. yesh yesh there we go, THERE WE GO.. MMMHWHHHHH you can feel it dont you, this CRUSTY old man MUCUS wraping against you wiener babe, hmmh? Its wrapping against your wiener as you penetrate me even deeper and. BRAPPPPHHPPPPHHHPPHPPP, yeah my hole just GAPING due to fart babe, oh yeah GAY SEX is what I think during zombie apocalypse yes. Another man PENIS inside my crusty 50 year old ASS is important than reproducing right babe? Can you feel it as my tapeworm clinging into your penis? It will moves to your urethra soon babe, finding a new home for you.. mhhmm yesh mjghhmnym yesh
Such a sweet and romantic episode I cried when the one gay shitted into the other gays mouth and they started making out with poop smearing all over their lips and crusting into their beards
>yesh yesh
yesh
>every poster ITT
>the undigested corn feels SO good you sexy man full of speckled poop
Unf, unf unf unf unf,uuuuuhhhhnnnnnffff
>Receive penis in anus until anus no longer functions correctly
>Need diapers
>Hard to find due to the world ending
>Choose to just shit yourself on the regular instead
>Crustmaxxing results in a wall of impacted shit and thick curly hairs between your ass cheeks holding it all together
>This needs to be pushed through in order to get into your by now very inflamed anus hole
>Your man has to use his dick as a mining pick to get through layer upon layer of hardened shit and hair
>He puts on his mining hat and gets to work
Every night, a smooth experience
It's so romantic if you think about it, like breaking his hymen
>Crustmaxxing
what did you expect lmao these threads always have a bunch of shameless closet-cases going into disgusting detail about how disgusting gay sex is, it's like that quote about tom cruise making non-sequitur comments about how he's glad there's no gays around
>get that you're making fun of gays but you end up writing visceral gay porn fantasies that make normal people (like me) wanna throw up. Frick you
>the realities of two hairy men playing with each others asses, shit and anuses, is actually revolting and horrifically off-putting when you don't doll it up
That's probably the point of the thread, but, I've been wrong before
homosexualry is disgusting, the only place you will hear that is here. and its written in a way to comically show you the disgusting reality in juxtaposition to your fake flowery homosexuals on tv.
yes anon i'd never think fricking another person in the ass was disgusting without you homosexuals going into lurid detail about it
They are closet cases hiding behind a thin veil of "humor"
Goonposters are similar. They think they're being funny but they're just normalizing vile perversion without even realizing it
Insane cope. Hope you find some high quality crust tonight so you can come back in a better mood tomorrow.
>actually the people ridiculing gays are gays themselves!!
You need a good crusting my dawg.
Holy shit my sides. If you believe you can "normalize" gooning you're a fricking basketcase who has drank too much of the pseud psychiatric kool aids.
it's already a popular meme on twitter and probably tiktok too
it's already used on mainstream sites. is incel or chad also just a funny meme word used by LULZ? it was until it showed up in newspapers and started defining and directly affecting the single male population in a negative way. words have power you naive c**t
I more meant normalizing as in it'd ever be taken seriously but you're right. I'd said you're a moron for thinking something like incel would catch on or chud. Why do only the worst forced memes spill from here now?
i think one reason it gains traction is precisely because people see it as just a meme word that is too absurd to be anything other than a joke. in time it leads to some kind of acceptance or normalization through desensitisation. i know i sound overly dramatic but the way incel in particular was weaponized made me think twice about any new word or sentiment that starts getting thrown around. sorry for calling you a naive c**t by the way that was uncalled for.
i don't get it, we already saw what happened when cutgays tried to do this. how is letting everyone know you don't know to clean yourself a gotcha
Cinemaphile thinks skid marks / shit crust is a common occurrence that everyone has daily, right now as I type there are multiple anons sitting in literal shit 🙁
None of this applies to non dyke lesbians. Are they ok or do we hate them for another reason?
Hate? No, women are too moronic to genuinely hate. Ironically enough, the biggers danger to lesbians is other lesbians. They frequently beat the shit out of one another.
nondyke lesbians are hot af and the most kino human pairing. women are beautiful.
old men arent and should only frick females or feminine bois
>mmm frick yea baby mash that tud up
>Oh yeah honey use that puke to lube up your diseased rod and ram it back in this puckered shit drain
>O-oh no my beard is interwoven with your ass hair from me grinding my face in your shitter!
>Shit dingleberries in your burly woodsman beard from grinding your face deep into your friend's filthy butthole
it's to remind you that being gay isn't just a different flavor of ice cream, it's genuinely disgusting
Anal isn't some sort of taboo sex act only men do? Black person what, do you also not know what soap and water is????
Anal is disgusting, period. Only mentally-ill people engage in it.
Its a hole where feces come from. Gay or not its vile and unnatural and purely a result of hardcore pornography exposure. It's also by definition not sex.
this thread makes me laugh so hard. Keep posting it OP
Brain rot
>tfw eating a crusty pizza
>hey anon what did you spend your new years eve doing?
>i was talking about gay anal sex and crystallizes feces inside a gay man's butthole that another gay man;s hard wiener was rubbing against
>And you, anon?
>I was getting offended by those people who were just having fun
>this is your idea of fun
lol
Hey, it's better than forcing myself to stay on a thread who make me angry and frustrated.
Look whos talking.
>btw if you mention how fricking weird it is to have encyclopedic knowledge of gay sex your just a libtard xD
>post doesn't say anything about liberals
>throw a tantrum about them anyway
Why are you like this?
Because making you seethe is very funny.
Yeah, that's just incel behavior.
If you dont like it, why are you here?
but enough about you
>mmmm yes please pozz my crusty neghole
Nothing like that first bite of stuffed crust pozzhole during the post apocalypse
Wdym, that's a wholesime episode right there, billions are cried when two men having CRUSTY RUSTY GAY SEX in zombie apocalypse setting
what is this crust? should it be like poo sludge?
Americans don’t use bidets so it means they clean themselves with pieces of paper and leave dried, crusty streaks of shit on their buttholes. Every American is constantly walking around with a crust.
I'm a European and we don't use bidets here, just wet wipes
however, we are forced to throw away our shit-covered papers in bins so I can't say we are that advanced in terms of hygiene either
Eastern europe it is.
Why are dogs like this?
>Dog loses all respect for you because it saw you getting your crusty anus mounted by another male
Even a dog understands shamefur dispray when it sees it
They know
It's a black male thing
>white dog
the frick
Have white women been unfairly maligned?
>ASS 2 ASS
After reading the works of Samuel R Delaney and Dennis Cooper I now see homosexuals as the demonic and twisted souls they are. The levels of perversion are infinite
>I hope you didn't wipe. I want to pee little worms of poop out of my urethra!
could the crustposters beat the buck breakers in a fight?
More importantly who will be the and who will be the bottom.
All that hair on hair, has to be like rubbing two brillo pads together
there's a reason why they make "ironic" posts about sexually dominating black men
literally no different to eating out a hairy girls pussy yet you gays will bend over backwards to defend it
That's a sick strawman there but what brand of diapers do you use?
Hairy girls pussys have encrusted shit in them???
what are you doing that you're butthole is that unsanitary? oh wait...
Enjoy the shit crust homo.
butts are gay
nothanksgay.jaypeg
Cunnilingus is gay but not as gay as being a homosexual
Your neovegana is disgusting
>”men are women, an ass is a pussy, it’s science”
kek why is the left so fricking demented
why is gay sex so fricking funny
Things that are not normal are either funny or disgusting. Sometimes both.
Imagine getting railed by bearish men during a zombie apocalypse, and getting to leg-lock one while he pours his seed inside you.
>FUUUCK YEAH DUDE, FOLD MY ASS OPEN AND STICK YOUR PISS COATED NUTSACK RIGHT IN THERE OHHH FRICKK YEAHHH SEND IT
>Hows THIS for smegma?
>Fawwauuhhkkk broo mind trying to pick a piece of shit out my ass with you wiener? It's been itching for DAYS dude...
>Foooakk yeah let me cummi n your crusty ass and flip you over to drink it back out
>dude my ass is bubbling tonight I ate Chinese takeout and the cream is frothing
>bro I’m so down I’m gonna finish raping my wife’s son and I’ll be right over to suck that cream crust from your ass hair
>God I’m so aroused by men and feces
>me too bro, hold on I have to call someone racist online
>hurry my ass is bubbling over like a science project volcano
>shut up good sir I’m gonna cooom!
wow
I feel bad for people who think the dick goes in the butt. Its one of the most foundational facts of biology that the dick goes in the pussy. Butts are for excreting waste. For pooping. The butthole is not a reproductive organ. Nothing should ever go in the butt. Things are only meant to come out of the butt. A pussy gets naturally lubricated and loosens up to allow a dick to enter it for reproduction. All a butt does is shit. That's all it was ever meant to do. You can get an infection from getting poop in your dick hole. You can receive damage to your butt from inserting a dick in it. It was simply never meant to be.
No shit. Imagine literally being sexually aroused by the sensation of taking a shit. I fricking hate leftists so much, they’re disgusting. And they can’t even do it in the comfort of their homes, they have to lambast children in public schools with this feces fetish madness.
Fascism was always about gay sex.
Don’t knock it til you try it, chuds
Is this the show where the two dudes from the office make out and poop on each other?
I hate living in this reality.
>oh is that a little dingleberry there? delicious
Imagine the stinking gaping hairy shitty stinky ass of that mustache office guy. Imagine having your dick anywhere near that putrid shit cavern, especially in a post-apocalypse where soap and medicine is scarce, you’ll get sepsis from all the shit and ass cream jammed up your urethra. Or the ass guy could get sepsis from having his shithole torn apart.
What the frick, I hate people/jews who get off to weird disgusting shit like buttholes and poop and dogs and animals and dildos, frick all you freaks, holy shit.
mans gotta earn a crust
>what did you do for new years anon
>crustposting? whats that?
obligatory reading
I know what this is and no way I'm reading it twice. That is forbidden knowledge you'll wish you didn't know
It's forbidden knowledge only if you are the average normalgay liberal/democrat who bases his morality and politics on feelings and whatever media he consumes.
The truth is that "wholesome, loving, non-polyamorous gay people that act like you and me" are a very small minority. The majority are legitimately sick in the head and, If I dare to be poetic, in the soul as well.
I aint reading this shit, summarize it
>aids #1 killer of gay men, they still refuse to use condoms, prefer prolapsed, shitty anuses, tons of gaslighting and humiliating ritualistic sex practices
Incredibly confused sissy straight guy moves to gay city as a twink and becomes a degenerate cum-dumpster, is confused as to why being a cum-dumpster hasn't fulfilled him when he reaches twink death, destroys his ass with constant anonymous gay sex and incredibly destructive pre/after-care practices whilst only half-heartedly seeking medical care, which results in irreversible damage to his butt.
Now he is an ageing born-again not-gay (essentially looping back around to where he was before he decided he was gay for not fitting in with other guys in school) and is semi-incontinent as a result of his degeneracy.
In part 2 he briefly stumbles upon the realisation that gay or straight, degenerate behaviour is the real problem, but he doesn't really go anywhere with that, instead focusing on his own body-horror saga.
i'm too lazy to read this
summarize the worst stuff in it as bullet points
I dont know what im supoosed to get from this besides gay culture and gay sex is nasty. Its not like some new knowledge.
gays are fricking repulsive wtf
CRUSTED
it really is sad that gay sex is ALL that The Last of Us is known for now
Literally every tlou fan is a homosexual, it's uncanny
I'm a straight man who's been beating off to Ellie for 10 years
Good who gives a frick.
Imagine having a blown out butthole and having to wear adult diapers and then dying of aids after being disowned by your family and sucking hobo cok for crack money
The Crusty Ass of Us
The Ass of Crust 2 Remastered
Cool it with the anitsemitic remarks.
>Oh my god I'm begging you to play whack a mole with my turd dude, bend me over in doggy and watch me suck it in and out while you try to knock it in half with your rock hard wiener dude.
Just CRUST my shit up
this thread is making me laugh but also very sick at the same time
>*watching TV with your bro*
>dude I gotta SHIT, look out
>NOOOO let me hit it first! I want that pre-shit ass lube
>the shit is prairie dogging
>even better
>what are you doing to my ass???
>im going in hot!
>dude im about to shit! I’m shitting!!
>not if my dick is in the way
>*GURRLLSHSPLAAT….*
>dude there’s shit all over my dick
>stop now I’m still shitting!
>not til I’m done, I just started thinking about children covered in shit so I’m close
>my ass is so full let me release!!!!
>*homosexual yanks his dick out of the other homosexual*
>*shit blasting out of the homosexual’s ass*
>*shit pushed out of the other homosexual’s urethra like play dough followed by a shitty brown dribble of semen*
>wah-hoo! now that was gay sex! too bad we didn’t put towels down, now there’s shit everywhere
>let it crust up, and we’ll put on diapers and roll around in it later
homosexuals, everyone
>Shall I cut you off a fresh steaming log with my turd cutter? It really is no bother to me. Plenty more where that came from. I'll drop it right on your hairy chest
>when you’re a homosexual in a public bathroom and a little kid starts loudly pooping in the stall next to you
>when the crust tears your foreskin into bloody ribbons
>give a meal to a hungry holocaust survivor
How about a knuckle sandwich?
Seriously how aren’t these guys concerned about sepsis?
Reminds me of Brokeback Mountain. They’re in a tent in the middle of nowhere, days away from bathing and they start shitting all over each other’s dicks without so much as farting first.
These zombie apocalypse homosexuals would literally just kill themsleves with all the feces seeping into tears in their rectums and meatuses.
>when you fry the crust and eat it like pork rinds
funniest thread on the internet
this has been a great start to 2024, thanks bros.
>be homosexual in zombie apocalypse
>there is no more lube available anymore
>impossible to have anal sex without tearing my anuses partner causing bleeding and open sores
>this shit from his anis will seep into the open sores in his anus and cause aids
>now I get aids when the shit from his anus enters my urethra after I shove my wiener in his shit filled anus
>the only way to avoid this is to give my partner old expired food to cause food poisoning so that we can use his diarrhea as lube
Why are gays like this? How come disgusting sex involving shit and blood is glorified and idolized by the israeli media?
>Oh frick yes, pull my encrusted dingleberries out by the roots! Hang them on a little string, like curly stem cherries
I legit can't imagine the smell of two sweaty dudes in a small room without good ventilation I'd throw the frick up, I'm upset even trying to think about it. Dudes fricking smell so goddam bad.
Hey at least you can imagine it, think about all of the poor straight guys with aphantasia, they can't even imagine the smell.
>I legit can't imagine the smell of two sweaty dudes in a small room without good ventilation
Not just two dudes sweating. One of them has his ass gaped wide open and is suffusing the room in a thick cloud of poopoo sewage vapor.
Feces.. BO… rot… death…
this is the part nobody talks about when they meme about fricking trannies and femboys
regardless of how their carefully angles and lit and filtered pictures might look, at the end of the day you're still putting your dick in man-ass and you're going to smell it.
homos are fricking disgusting.
I mean if they take hormones they'll at least stop smelling exactly like dudes. But that's the best way to filter out actual real gays. No straight dude wants to be anywhere near the smell of a man. Anyone who has had to share a room of any kind with another dude wants to smell that shit. It's awful. Even when everyone present is clean, men still stink. It is a pungent smell. And it is indeed the stink of man and everyone knows it. If someone pretends they don't know it or it doesn't apply to them they're a homosexual.
>if they take hormones they'll at least stop smelling exactly like dudes
lol what?? no they fricking won’t, they’ll smell like an old gym sock like any other dude
taking hormones like a farm animal doesn’t make you a woman, it makes you fat and grow man breasts like your dad
it doesn't look gross when mike adriano does it
I see no reason why gays can't shave their ass and do it in a kino way. in fact probably better as moids do everything
They like the hairy buttholes with embedded grime and shit. That's what they are attracted to
>using a man’s butthole to jerk off
>kino
That is the definition of bino. In fact, a waxed ass might be even more gross.
>uhhh uhhhhh hairy sweaty man penis oh it's so gross oh what if they farted and shat a little bit while they did it so disgusting omg i can't help but think about how badly their body hair jungle would smell i can even imagine it a little bit yuck! you know what this reminds me of is this 20 paragraph long essay about a gay guy getting his ass blown out... uhmmmm why was i looking at a blog about a gay man's "rehabilitation" out of his gayness, uhhhhh no particular reason dude
Wew Cinemaphile
>Oh yeah baby, the corona of my glans, designed to scoop competitor's semen out of the womb, has built up a healthy ridge of crusted man-shit. This is so hot!
So it's natural for women to be fricked by many men therefore ok?
Having this much knowledge about penises surely mans you're straight.
You need to be knowledgeable about your own tool in order to best use it.
As a cuck, you mean? Why else would you even care about scooping other men's semen out of your wife's c**t?
>oh, you know the evolutionary function of a body part? that means you want to peel off a pigboy's diaper and slurp hot spicy burrito diarrhea from his unwashed pozzhole
>i know how to scoop another man's semen with my wiener BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE ME GAY
>pozzhole
It's funny you bring up a term popularized by Common Filth, another supposedly straight man who spent hours upon hours combing through gay men's tumblr blogs and watching gay children on tiktok. Eventually he started claiming that the israelites were based and white civilization has actually been tainted with degeneracy since the Greeks and Romans, then disappeared off the internet. He was also a shitskin who invented the "white girls frick dogs" meme too.
I have no idea who the frick you're rambling about but I know about pozzholes and negholes from reading about bugchasers on Cinemaphile circa 2010.
>I know about pozzholes and negholes from reading about bugchasers on Cinemaphile circa 2010
What a heterosexual thing to say.
Do you ever have a moment of self reflection when you realize that the worst thing you can call someone is the thing that you are?
>...he said, fresh off a post bragging about his knowledge of "pozzloads," "negholes," and "bugchasers"
>if you know what i'm doing you must be the same as me!
Mocking me by calling me the thing you are, lol
>ESL can't even use "no u" right
Oh, you didn't have a father growing up. That explains the closeted homosexualry.
Can you gays get a new strategy? You've been on this one for 30 years. I know you prefer things under 10 so come up with something new.
Notice that not one gay person in this thread has gone through so much detail on the mechanics of gay anal sex than you have.
Dats because dey are to busy jacking of to these gay sex scenario
Projecting your closeted homosexuality is kind of your fetish, huh?
But you're the one projecting THO
>THO
imagine calling people gay while using lingo from the troony discord groomer site
>n-no u
Not really, closeted phoneposter.
>so obsessed with gay men fricking eachothers asses that he even imagines everyone he argues against on Cinemaphile to be one
No, I was mocking you for being so obsessed with gay sex and gay culture that you actually bragged about knowing about "pozholes" in New Year's Eve. Imagine what your father thinks about you.
The worst thing I can call someone is a fricking legend?
More hetero than pozzing each others buttholes with your AIDS dick.
>makes several references to gay sex
You're so straight, man.
>two trannies walk into a gay bar
>theyre “lesbians”
>poop is already seeping from their asses staining their underwear
>their womanly dicks erect and covered in shit crust from earlier wiggle around in their skirt
>everyone turns around when they inhale the aroma of these two lovely ladies (male)
>the two trannies disappear into the bathroom
>echoing farts can be heard from the bathroom as the pedophiles remove the ass plugs from their rectums
>blood and shit hit the floor in plopping splatters
>their tongues zip to the white tile floor of the bathroom, now a reddish brown
>outside the bathroom door it sounds like a dozen thirsty dogs drinking salt water trying to quench their thirst as the homosexuals suck their diarrhea off the floor…
>when the floor is sucked clean, they begin making out
>buttholes quivering in anticipation, they each make a fist and plunge
>grunts like that of moose can be heard in the bar outside the bathroom as two brown fists repeatedly graze the small intestine of the two troons
>they begin shitting
>whatever was in their stomachs falls out of their asses like vomit, bypassing digestion
>onlookers can see green liquid seeping from the crack under the door, the odor is unbearable but the homosexuals outside start clapping in celebration of this progressive and diverse display of true love
>fists covered in shit, they insert the entire fist into their mouths, gleaning precious feces and corn from their bruised knuckles
>the smell of feces causes a reaction in the trannies brains and they present their buttholes to each other
>the loose buttholes of the homosexuals drape over each other in poopy folds as if they were kissing
>their bowels completely evacuated, the loose folds rustle like leaves as they push air in and out of each rectum, swapping farts
>the two homosexuals finally pass out in a puddle of pungent green liquid
>the bar back finds them unconscious with their asses bleeding
# love wins
It's so based to post explicit gay fanfiction to show how straight you are, man. Let your girlfriend know I'll be available tonight.
what the frick
any given moment in the lives of the LGBTQHIV+ community
>the angry gays responding to you admitting that this is literally a gay erotic short story
>he just realized why posting gay fanfiction might be so straight after all
lol
I have a gigantic glans so its personal.
Don't get me wrong, I have a tiny penis, but the head has always been way too big, like those mutant strawberries that grow together.
>T. Trusty Dusty crusty bussy
Meant for
Of course your mind was preoccupied with the thought of men's glanses as you typed out that reply to try and own me with how totally straight you are.
Crust frick my shit up !
So hungry, need crust.
>thread dies
>the only people still here are ERPing about hairy men asses
>they're not gay though
You can't stop this. This WILL be the newest meme of 2024
Imagine two trannies, one with an inside out crotch dick and the other with a regular unmutilated dick (both are women tho right?)
So anyway imagine these two disgusting men inserting various plastic objects into their asses while calling you a bigot online.
Imagine the shitty, vile bile oozing out of the rectums of these two hideous pedophiles as they put on diapers and start shitting in them for sexual stimulation.
Imagine the caked up dry shit that builds up in the folds of the sphincter, the blood and shit and scabs.
A tasty and delectable treat for the other troony who laps up the must-crust with glee.
As the two shit themselves they start sucking on dildos.
These are two mentally sound and progressive individuals and you’re an insane Nazi for not being sexually attracted to diapers and feces like these reddit leftists.
Trannies are sacred.
I'm not being facetious when I say this is what I would expect to read from the a gay person.
Well of course, that's what they're actually attracted to.
Why do you know so much about the inner workings of their relationships, "straight"-anon?
Thanks to the internet they told me all about it themselves.
Why do you look up so much trans porn, "straight"-anon?
I just love gay people, they really are crust of the earth people
Nice fumbling of a well known phrase, ESL.
crustposting is the best meme of 2023. a late entry, but far outshined all the others from this year.
there is literally nothing wrong with some butt shaken crust quakin love makin
>Yeah, blow a nice hot fart on my dick. Dust off those shit cookie crumbs from it with your gas
>come on babe fart in front of me, fart in front of my face right now, let me smell that expired instant chicken curry flavor that you got from scavenging nearest abandoned post apocalyptic walmart yesterday, come on babe, fart to me right no- BRAPAPPPAAPAPAPAPGPGGGHHHHHFHTH... yesh thats it ba- BROPPPPPBRAAPPPAPGGGPGGHH .. give it to me yes, this is it, this is it ba- BRAAPPPPHJOGLLLLPHOGGGGGGG.. oh yesh babe I love gay sex I love gay sex so much, let that gas flowing out from your ass, i know you still have it babe, I know you still save those gas inside your fat 50 year old hairy stomach, let it all out babe, let the gas flow through the reek of last night cum, diarrhea that you hold inside for 3 days straight, your crust.. ohh your crust... and out through your ass crack come gi- BRAPPPAHPPPGPGPGPPGPGILGHOGGGGGGGGGGG
Join us.
Black folk tongue my anus
asses to asses. crust to crust
Frickin hell lel
>that one gay shitting up the thread
Just how he likes it, full of sewage
wow homosexuals are absolutely seething ITT
do gays queef out of their crusty buttholes when they frick?
Only if you beg for it 😉
You can just post this shit on a gay discord, dude.
Crustlovers absolutely BOILING right now
>samegayging almost 300 replies in
ok poop people, go diddle each other’s shit holes and call it brave
No one's going to bite your gay discord invite unless you post it on /soc/, gay.
When did I post a discord invite? I don’t have a discord, I’m not some homosexual hunting 11 y/o’s online like you.
>rightoid gay immediately imagines underage kids coming to him
lol
>some diaper wearing sodomite comes to Cinemaphile which is traditionally Catholic
>starts defending the use of puberty blockers and SRS on children while sitting on a 19” horse dildo
>the sensation of the horse dildo makes this troony think about children
>cutting the balls off of children and stopping their growth
>the troony’s ass explodes making a disgusting mess all over his Steven universe dolls (already stained with shit)
>troony finishes his post defending trans kids and Disney or whatever
>proceeds to give a blowjob to the sewn on sock dick the troon put on the Steven universe doll
>sucks his shit clean from that dick sock then starts gooning to kids on tiktok
>he sees he got a (You) telling him to frick off and stay away from children
>he’s angry and goes on to make anti-White hate posts on the rest of the site, while sitting on the horse dildo of course
^ the left, ladies and gentlemen
having a wife and a family is wrong,
tricking kids into castrating themselves online while shitting in a diaper is mentally sound and progressive
gay.
How about you and me strip together and call it a Monday.
When he's uncut.
>Oh yeah
>Oh I'm finna shit
>You finna shit nigguh?
>Ohhhhh yeah
>Yeah you finna shit nigguh
>Feel like I'm cummin out my ass!
>You feel like you cummin out yo ass nigguh?
>Ohhhh yeah
Crustsisters, I thought we were progressive and brave, but I think the chuds won this round…
>ooohhhh FRICK babe your dick sliding in and out of my crusthole feels like i'm taking such a FAT stinky SHIT! it's so fricking hot keep going babe oh frick it's like the thickest stinkiest turd ever is slurping back in and out of my rectum!
CUM IN MY ASS JIM CARREY!
>We'll tear your butthole apart
>We have such crusts to show you
>We have such crusts to show you
Frick, that is vile
>We have such crusts to show you
>MY ASS IS ABOUT TO PRODUCE SOMETHING NASTY
>WAIT, HUSBAND, LET ME GRAB MY CIALIS SO I CAN BE ERECT WHEN I SMELL THE NASTY
>I KNOW HOW YOU LOVE THE NASTY BUT I CAN’T HOLD IT
>HOLD IT FOR ONE MINUTE AND FART BLAST ON MY LIMP DICKLET
>MY ASS! IT BEGINS.
>*BRRRAAAAAAAALLLLLSSSPPPLAAAT*
>YOU SHAT ON MY FLACCID DICK
>I KNOW MY ASS IS NOW FREE
>I’LL GET THE DILDOS, THEN YOU KICK ME IN THE BALLS
>I LOVE YOU *KICK*
>AHH THE PAIN I’M GONNA SHIT
>WAIT, MY ASS ISN’T FINISHED, I’M SHITTING TOO!
>*in unison* OUR AAASSSES!!!!!! *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPLOPOPLOP…*
wow do lgbtqia2s+ Americans really?
Unironically, yeah…
imagine a splash of gay ass blast after a rough night of sodomy right in your face
you’d probably get malaria
>rightoids trying to outquip other rightoids when it comes to gay culture
lol
>gay culture
You mean grooming children and shitting on each other’s dicks? Vibrant…
So you read all these posts?
>Hey husband wanna GLUCK GLUCK on my shit sausage?
>Only if you sodomize me first!
>But this is an apocalypse, what about sepsis? Maybe we shouldn’t d—ACK MY ASS! OOH IT FEELS GOOD LIKE I’M TAKING A SHIT BUT THE SHIT KEEPS COMING BACK AND I GET TO SHIT IT AGAIN!
>Gay sex is natural!
>My ass is cumming!
>*FAAAARRRTT*
Haha, I know we’ve had some laughs here in this thread tonight on Cinemaphile but on a serious note I’d like to stop the joking and say that sodomy and child molestation could be completely removed from public consciousness and society could go back to normal if we simply expelled all israelites from the country. israelites cause all of this and they’re quite outspoken about it.
You homies think so vividly about the intricacies of gay anal sex.
Get some real bussy in your diet.
>bussy
You mean a man’s shit-leaking, used up shit hole? I’m all set but I will keep shitposting about homosexuals for fun tho.
wash yo ass homie.
Asses are self cleaning unless you’re shoving shit up there all the time like a homosexual. Wet ones are enough for me, I don’t need to enema myself like some diseased pedophile. Nothing is going up my ass and nothing is coming out of my ass but shit.
Comfy thread
Not as comfy as sitting in a damp puddle of chunky ass snuggled up to your gay lover, and every time you move around in the bed it sounds like you’re stirring macaroni and cheese because of the feces. That’s comfy….
crust threads are the best on Cinemaphile