its a propaganda film
barbie is a lesbian (she falls for that ugly betty actor in the normal world)
every male is an idiot
greta gerwig is a israeli FEMALE what do you think is gonna happen?
Tom Cruise will drink their milkshake and it will be glorious.
No one is watching your gay ass pg13 adult feminist comedy or your boring 3 hour wank about some random nerd doing math for the military industrial complex.
Hmmmm, a feminist schlock movie full of marvel tier quips and hag actresses far too old to play the cute girls they are supposed to be portraying or a historical blockbuster directed by Christopher Nolan full of intellectually engaging themes, epic SFX and a plot based on one of the most emotionally resonant events in all of human history. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder which one I will see HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Nutcracker barbie was actually surprisingly an all genders movie.
We were forced to watch it in elementary and we all were surprised it wasn't complete shit.
Why not both the same day. Is openheiker the kind of movie to be blockbuster hyped up though. Seems more dramatic and Barbie seems to have got the attention for looking wtf
Hopefully Oppenheimer is actually a good and faithful historical biopic that also covers details on a bit of geopolitics, bomb development, testing, and the final bombing of Japan and isn't just a myopic focus on his family drama, political wrangling, and lovelife like a lot of recent biographical movies. First Man I'm looking at you.
However it's going to throw me hearing Cillian Murphy without the Irish-wienerney accent and frosty look on his face
Team staying home and shitposting for me
Isn't Barbie a toy for little girls? You might as well start watching My Little Pony at that point.
I am a Polly Pocket stan
its a propaganda film
barbie is a lesbian (she falls for that ugly betty actor in the normal world)
every male is an idiot
greta gerwig is a israeli FEMALE what do you think is gonna happen?
ill tell you what's gonna happen
dumb /misc/lacks being assblasted by the sucsess of the movie is gonna happen
>greta gerwig is a israeli FEMALE
No, she's a White libtard.
israeli just means
>thing i dont like
in the vernacular of /misc/tards. it's entirely moronic but that's /misc/ for u
MLP is wholesale and designed around tradition and pure values. Its the opposite of Barbies
The Marvel franchise and Star Wars movies were for little kids too but look at the turnout for those movies
Mission impossible again
WHICH WAY WESTERN MAN?
The one that isn't a commercial for little girls' dolls.
The sad thing is it isn't even about little girls dolls
This only exists to sell toys, so yes it is. You don't even have to see the movie. You just have to know it exists.
I'm going to see Barbie first. Need to see those Margot feet on the big screen.
Will definitely check out Oppenheimer week 2.
Neither, Barbie is dreck and Cillian murphy is an effeminate c**t who can't act.
>he rates Murphy
There are easier ways to out yourself as a pseud with no taste.
>Cillian murphy is an effeminate c**t
found the brainlet
>Cillian murphy is an effeminate c**t who can't act
i went camp barbie months ago
Tom Cruise will drink their milkshake and it will be glorious.
No one is watching your gay ass pg13 adult feminist comedy or your boring 3 hour wank about some random nerd doing math for the military industrial complex.
Double feature
Why do twitterBlack folk get so fricking mad when you tell them this very obviously was the result of a viral marketing push?
They did the same thing with the grimace shake "memes" too. Do they just like being shilled at?
mission impossible
Opp is the bad choice
no barbie is
Oppenheimer is for no fun havers
If you want to stay incel, see Oppenheimer
>Men don't showboat when they win
Not when they're up 5 points already.
They absolutely do, you fricking moron.
Hmmmm, a feminist schlock movie full of marvel tier quips and hag actresses far too old to play the cute girls they are supposed to be portraying or a historical blockbuster directed by Christopher Nolan full of intellectually engaging themes, epic SFX and a plot based on one of the most emotionally resonant events in all of human history. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder which one I will see HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
squaring off against barbie was a mistake
im hoping barbie pushes oppie's shit in, im not going to watch either though
>WE'RE IN A RACE AGAINST THE HECKIN NAZIS.THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!
Somehow wokeshit Barbie sounds more tolerable
World War Two was quite "serious business", yes.
>both movies still review embargoed
uhhhhh not really looking good either way
is nolan scared of spoilers or something? Lol
>ofw the nukes don't go off
Well duh, it’s secretly an au
Can someone recommend me some actual Barbie kino? Like one of the animated movies. Maybe something I can sit down and watch with my cute niece?
My girlfriend (female) did ballet when she was a girl, and she still loves the Barbie Nutracker film https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef8FV5FsLa8
Nutcracker barbie was actually surprisingly an all genders movie.
We were forced to watch it in elementary and we all were surprised it wasn't complete shit.
>World War Two was quite "serious business", yes.
I'm seeing both on the same day
Why not both the same day. Is openheiker the kind of movie to be blockbuster hyped up though. Seems more dramatic and Barbie seems to have got the attention for looking wtf
Don't care, watching both
The Mattel Cinematic Universe is going to really take off with Hot Wheels so I need to see Barbie (and Barney) in preparation for that.
Hopefully Oppenheimer is actually a good and faithful historical biopic that also covers details on a bit of geopolitics, bomb development, testing, and the final bombing of Japan and isn't just a myopic focus on his family drama, political wrangling, and lovelife like a lot of recent biographical movies. First Man I'm looking at you.
However it's going to throw me hearing Cillian Murphy without the Irish-wienerney accent and frosty look on his face
I wonder what the board of naziboos will think of this question
Why is this shit being pushed as some kind of "le epic rivalry" so fricking hard? What a weird marketing decision.
w-what's gonna happen to switzerland?
Finna buy a ticket to Oppenheimer but sneak into barbie
This is a Barbie board, simple as. All non-Kens kindly leave.
This. Kenchads unite
Look at picrel, literally stealing vibe from barbie because they know Oppenheimer is bland and soulless goyslop
I choose Sweden, and will sell popcorn to both sides and profit.
Mission Impossible
Feet 🙂
Barbie looks like garbage.
Oppenheimer is a meme goldmine
i got the barbieheimer ticket combo
Well ones about a bomb and the other is going to bomb so dunno