6 Shipka movies imminent
Year of the rise of the Kiki is afoot
Mercedgays shaking and in tears from all that power
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
And none of them more than a no-name indie release we won't see
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
6 Shipka movies imminent
Year of the rise of the Kiki is afoot
Mercedgays shaking and in tears from all that power
Merced might star in big name IPs but she ruins them and they all bomb.
Kiki's movies will catapult her into A-lister territory
Kiki hasn't been relevant since before Sabrina, back in the old waifu days, not really a competitor or a factor. And I'm pretty sure Merced deeply fears Jenna Ortega. Then again, Merced exists in the "complete latina prostitute" realm while Ortega exists in the "extremely popular with zoomers and vaguely alt" realm
They're different latina niches but I think Merced definitely has a lot to fear from Ortega in terms of mainstream success.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Ortega is for spanking.
Moner is for fricking.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Ortega is for strapping to a sybian that has a funnel and makeshift reservoir attached to it to collect the love juices and sweat that drip from her constantly teased and aroused pussy and ass for my later consumption. She would also have a perforated ball-gag and a second reservoir attached to her bosom to collect her drool. I would keep a recording device active for the full duration to take a complete record of every gagged gasp and moan. After she has ridden waves of pleasure milking her for all she's worth over an unrelenting 24 hour period I would collect her fluids and combine them then pour this delectable Jenna-wine into the finest crystal for sampling, using the most professional sommelier technique which I took the time to learn in preparation for this moment over a series of weekend classes. I would light candles and have the finest sound system money can buy play back a carefully curated phonograph-pressed sampling of the height of this girl's moans to set the mood. I'd twirl the glass in my hands and savor the wafting aroma before bringing it to my lips and tasting.
Letting the fine, viscous Mexican vintage wash over and coat every tastebud. After I had thoroughly appreciated the texture and all the subtleties of the tangy-salty-sweet-umami flavor notes I'd briefly gargle and then swallow it, making Jenna's intimately created love-wine a part of me forever. I would use its aphrodisiac and virility imbuing properties to then immediately breed her, kissing her all the while as my phallus plundered her soft tight fertile Latina walls so that she could taste her own vintage on my lips and my tongue as it leaked into her, and as my essence too leaked into her down below. As my body writhed and pumped against hers, skin flush, and was coated in her sticky sweat both old and newly produced through this exertion, she would be impregnated that very night. No doubt in my mind. No doubt in hers.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
They both team up on Emma
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Moner sits on her face and wiggles >Jenna scissors her while licking her feet and shapely calves
Snood would not survive...
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
She would be in a world of caramel pleasure and would love it
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
okay but where's my world of caramel pleasure
I'd settle for just Jenna sitting on my face for 2 hours batting my penis around with her toes
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Sorry but Jenna only fricks cute autistic white girls
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Moner would grind her hips on Emma's face mercilessly, and grip Emma's ankles, holding them aloft while Jenna finger-bangs her wet hole.
Emma would become their willing toy.
Merced might star in big name IPs but she ruins them and they all bomb.
Kiki's movies will catapult her into A-lister territory
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
for
And none of them more than a no-name indie release we won't see
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>massive chin >shapeless body
This is supposed to compete with Bela?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>more plaster than a death mask >fake nose, cheeks and eyelids >fridge body >can only shit out brown kids
Merced is garbage
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>more plaster >fridge body
Projection, that's Shipka's thing
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
beats being shapeless
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Kiki's movies will catapult her into A-lister territory
Like what? That tornado movie? b***h wasn't even in the trailer. It's not even going to bomb because it'd need an actual budget for that. It's going straight to Paramount+ or whatever shitty streaming service is stupid enough to buy it. Then... >a D-list flick with Millie Bobby Brown's neposhit husband directed by a woman >A Christmas action flick with The Rock >A movie with Pamela Anderson
My bad, you're right. That last one's gonna sweep the Oscars
The Shitkatroon is unable to create, he knows his threads die with zero replies. So he can only infest Monerchad threads.
Also he admitted he's a pajeet. Really funny shit
I've disliked Moner since she made a video b***hing about "older" men wanting autographs or attending Comic-con shows with her or whatever the hell, calling them creepy losers when she's literally been willingly sexualizing herself for money and fame since she was fricking 14 or 15 years old in Transformers. You fricking putrid stupid c**t b***h prostitute hypocrite.
Imagine, if you will, being a fan of the prime dicky waifu of Cinemaphile, during a time when waifu obsession was at it's peak, but over the years being unable to cope with the inevitable wall that was known and expected by all. Imagine this spiral of obsession being so strong, while the rest of the world moved on to new waifus, to be stuck with the husk of your own obsession, so much that the only thing that can be done is lash out at new waifus, while wearing the post-wall husk like an avatar with a facade of smugness that fools noone. Where obsession leads to forcing memes to promote discord with new waifus, paradoxically promoting the new waifus while the post-wall husk of your obsession continues to fade into obscurity.
What cruel universe is capable of holding such self-destructive obsession? Find out, here at the Cinemaphile zone.
Might watch this next weekend when I'm babysitting my niece. How difficult will I find it hiding my boner after watching this mocha-skinned semen demon pouncing all over the screen?
TOTAL MEXICAN DEATH
She isn't Mexican
Isabela is not Mexican
I’d like to play cave explorer with her
I remember autistically saying this to my first girlfriend, she thought I was saying she had a big puss
This is a ridiculously horny photo with almost no effort.
casting a sexpot of an actress will do that
caramel tweens are one hell of a drug
Just say brown you honkaloid hypocrite.brown women are just superior and you can't admit your race is trash.
latinx are all fat, same like most americans. only good ones are east asians
She has that effect on men.
Yes
>put actress in little outfit originally precisely fitted to a 8 years old
>instant coomer
Attack of the 50 ft Moner
>Attack of the 5 ft Moner
fixed for accuracy
Dora the Sexplorer
I want to be the monkey who lives in her backpack
I want to lick and grope her legs.
can you say.. Incels? muy bien
GOONER NO GOONING
literally me
Moner is...
Maisie
hipless big chin
yet mogs the mexican trashy bawd
if that was true you wouldn't have to cherrypick this hard
Such delusion.
SEX
BREEDING SEX
i mean, i think she's hot
but anon is right, she's built like a cylinder
The second picture is Chloe Moretz, not Kiernan Shipka.
Merced fears this
Nothing to fear from dead career Shipka
6 Shipka movies imminent
Year of the rise of the Kiki is afoot
Mercedgays shaking and in tears from all that power
And none of them more than a no-name indie release we won't see
Kiki hasn't been relevant since before Sabrina, back in the old waifu days, not really a competitor or a factor. And I'm pretty sure Merced deeply fears Jenna Ortega. Then again, Merced exists in the "complete latina prostitute" realm while Ortega exists in the "extremely popular with zoomers and vaguely alt" realm
They're different latina niches but I think Merced definitely has a lot to fear from Ortega in terms of mainstream success.
Ortega is for spanking.
Moner is for fricking.
Ortega is for strapping to a sybian that has a funnel and makeshift reservoir attached to it to collect the love juices and sweat that drip from her constantly teased and aroused pussy and ass for my later consumption. She would also have a perforated ball-gag and a second reservoir attached to her bosom to collect her drool. I would keep a recording device active for the full duration to take a complete record of every gagged gasp and moan. After she has ridden waves of pleasure milking her for all she's worth over an unrelenting 24 hour period I would collect her fluids and combine them then pour this delectable Jenna-wine into the finest crystal for sampling, using the most professional sommelier technique which I took the time to learn in preparation for this moment over a series of weekend classes. I would light candles and have the finest sound system money can buy play back a carefully curated phonograph-pressed sampling of the height of this girl's moans to set the mood. I'd twirl the glass in my hands and savor the wafting aroma before bringing it to my lips and tasting.
Letting the fine, viscous Mexican vintage wash over and coat every tastebud. After I had thoroughly appreciated the texture and all the subtleties of the tangy-salty-sweet-umami flavor notes I'd briefly gargle and then swallow it, making Jenna's intimately created love-wine a part of me forever. I would use its aphrodisiac and virility imbuing properties to then immediately breed her, kissing her all the while as my phallus plundered her soft tight fertile Latina walls so that she could taste her own vintage on my lips and my tongue as it leaked into her, and as my essence too leaked into her down below. As my body writhed and pumped against hers, skin flush, and was coated in her sticky sweat both old and newly produced through this exertion, she would be impregnated that very night. No doubt in my mind. No doubt in hers.
They both team up on Emma
>Moner sits on her face and wiggles
>Jenna scissors her while licking her feet and shapely calves
Snood would not survive...
She would be in a world of caramel pleasure and would love it
okay but where's my world of caramel pleasure
I'd settle for just Jenna sitting on my face for 2 hours batting my penis around with her toes
Sorry but Jenna only fricks cute autistic white girls
Moner would grind her hips on Emma's face mercilessly, and grip Emma's ankles, holding them aloft while Jenna finger-bangs her wet hole.
Emma would become their willing toy.
I thought they said she was shapeless
She's not doing anything Moner couldn't do
Merced might star in big name IPs but she ruins them and they all bomb.
Kiki's movies will catapult her into A-lister territory
for
>massive chin
>shapeless body
This is supposed to compete with Bela?
>more plaster than a death mask
>fake nose, cheeks and eyelids
>fridge body
>can only shit out brown kids
Merced is garbage
>more plaster
>fridge body
Projection, that's Shipka's thing
beats being shapeless
>Kiki's movies will catapult her into A-lister territory
Like what? That tornado movie? b***h wasn't even in the trailer. It's not even going to bomb because it'd need an actual budget for that. It's going straight to Paramount+ or whatever shitty streaming service is stupid enough to buy it. Then...
>a D-list flick with Millie Bobby Brown's neposhit husband directed by a woman
>A Christmas action flick with The Rock
>A movie with Pamela Anderson
My bad, you're right. That last one's gonna sweep the Oscars
She's not hot enough to make it to A list.
Moner looks far superior
tite
jesus christ
This scene singlehandedly cemented Kiki's seat on the throne as queen of Cinemaphile and killed the Merced
Moner has like ten scenes sexier than that
d-dont post more webms
especially not in her underwear
>that chin
Oof. Looks like a frickin Dr. Seuss character.
This is what you call hipless
What an unfortunate figure.
I believe we call it "fridge bod"
Damn, Christian Bale transforms himself again!
that's a human fridge
>enrages the Mercedgays with record speed
You're the only one enraged all the time Kikihomosexual
And there is nothing wrong with that.
Queen of Cinemaphile
a 10
married to me
*unzips*
I like Moner
All of Cinemaphile does
Yeah but I probably like her more
Prove it
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/jG5K2FdKKG4
Would
Moner >>>>> Merced.
Same thing
turtlenecks are my fetish and I like ASMR. sauce?
thanks anon, I'm gonna beat off to that on my lunch break
Lewd
Ironic since I read Mexico just elected a israeli woman named kirschbaum as president. What did mexico mean by this?
what is supposed to be ironic about this? ironic related to what?
Does that kikigay actually think she is hot or is he just b***hing at Moner and throwing her out as an avatargay?
Did the Maisie Williams comparison ruin her for you?
No because it's fiction
dead meme
Why do white men like latinas?
The Shitkatroon is unable to create, he knows his threads die with zero replies. So he can only infest Monerchad threads.
Also he admitted he's a pajeet. Really funny shit
We all know it. And he knows we know.
I've disliked Moner since she made a video b***hing about "older" men wanting autographs or attending Comic-con shows with her or whatever the hell, calling them creepy losers when she's literally been willingly sexualizing herself for money and fame since she was fricking 14 or 15 years old in Transformers. You fricking putrid stupid c**t b***h prostitute hypocrite.
Jenna Ortega is much better.
Monerbots for every man.
Why did Moner win?
Sabrina was cancelled, and Kiki’s career has died since
TOTAL
LATINA
BREEDING
Moner seriously mogs Kiki, damn
TLB! TLB!
FROM ATLANTIS TO AZTECA
SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ISABELLA.
>tfw Kiki lost
Jenna, Moaner, Xochitl all licking and sucking Emma's tiny white body
Xochitl is cute
She clearly loves white wiener too
She looks like she loves teasing white guys
me in the back
She cute
She definitely knows
The whitemans onahole
W-what does she know?!
That the white man's latent colonizing lust is activated when they are around her tight little brown body
I want to give her blue eyed babies
She has a nice body of work.
Crossover
literally who is she?
Freshly 18 latina frickhole who loves colonizer wiener
Gonna tribute her
Moner makes me drool, is that normal?
Sauce
Depends, are you white?
Imagine, if you will, being a fan of the prime dicky waifu of Cinemaphile, during a time when waifu obsession was at it's peak, but over the years being unable to cope with the inevitable wall that was known and expected by all. Imagine this spiral of obsession being so strong, while the rest of the world moved on to new waifus, to be stuck with the husk of your own obsession, so much that the only thing that can be done is lash out at new waifus, while wearing the post-wall husk like an avatar with a facade of smugness that fools noone. Where obsession leads to forcing memes to promote discord with new waifus, paradoxically promoting the new waifus while the post-wall husk of your obsession continues to fade into obscurity.
What cruel universe is capable of holding such self-destructive obsession? Find out, here at the Cinemaphile zone.
Ok
Might watch this next weekend when I'm babysitting my niece. How difficult will I find it hiding my boner after watching this mocha-skinned semen demon pouncing all over the screen?
How normal are you?
>very
You should be fine then
Moner won
Woo hoo