>be me
>new in town
>haven't had a job in 25 years
>take taxi from airport
>tell driver I'm the Tulsa King and that he works for me now
>get room in best hotel in town
>room service is 5 minutes late, go down to the kitchen and tell em they work for me now
>need money but first I need a cup of coffee
>waitress is really nice but but her salary isn't very good
>no problem
>you for me now
>tells me I need to talk to her manager
>tell her the manager works for me now
>Tulsa King intensifies
>still need money
>go to bank for credit card but get told my passport expired
>tell the bank guy not to worry because he works for me now
>idea
>walk into weed shop and tell them they work for me now but they should act like I work for them now
>get 10% weedshop money
>pay some random strangers who I met the very first day in town a combined $60k a month but that's okay because they work for me now
>don't care still Tulsa King
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is this shit worth a watch? or is it le goofy reddit shit where sly cant act
Watch it and find out.
it's basically Lillehammer but somehow he's like Robin Hood and has infinite money glitch to pay every unemployed women and minority people in town 2k a week like every 75year old italian mob guy would do
lillehammer was moronic
everything ive ever seen about it screams boomer power fantasy.
Its like sly saw goodfellas, learned the wrong lesson from it and was like "WHAT IF I DID THAT BUT AS A 60 YEAR OLD MAN"
he's 76 in season 1, is 77 now and will be 78 later this year
the show would be considerably less ridiculous, but still bad if he was 60. that was around the time he did the the last rocky movie before it became about apollo creed's son
they can still kick your ass.
sly prob, but arnie's looking pretty frail these days
It's boomer kino, if you like Sly you can enjoy it. Other than that it's pretty mid
its peak dadcore
I like your doubles kid, I'll check them
You work for me now
The first half is pretty good, seeing him turn a town in the middle of nowhere into "his town"
Then it becomes a boomer power fantasy with le evil biker gang cliche
I like it. My wife likes it. My parents like it. Because it's the real article. What you see is what you get
See this thread? It works for me now.
Boss we got news that JigC posters are trying to get in on the action.
Right now you’re feeling helpless.
>haven't had a job in 25 years
he's just like me fr fr
You work for me now.
>walk into weed shop and tell them they work for me now but they should act like I work for them now
I first thought this was a movie but Paramount managed to stretch this idea out into a tv show.
Every time my kettlebell form is shit I am acting like the Tulsa King
Its boomslop
You work for Sneed now.
different paramount property
Was working for me a part of your master plan?
I say "You work for me now" to every African American who crosses my path.
I don't think that's a sound businessplan.
When I first saw the show advertised on the side of the bus, I thought Tulsa King was the character's name. I already knew of Tulsa as a city in America, but I really thought he was simply one of those characters with an eccentric/notable legal name.
Turns out it's about New Yorkers coming to Tulsa and just taking over because New Yorkers are so superior.
NY should build a new identity around bullying Oklahoma. The NY Governor tells the Oklahoma one he works for him now, NY homosexuals tell their counterparts they bottom for them now, etc etc
10% of all your posts belong to me now