Turns out they're not actually having sex in this scene. Skinny guy goes down on Ron Swanson but it's not shown.
In fact, they don't have sex on screen even once in the entire episode.
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CRUSTHEADS... ASSEMBLE!
Does the stranger things girl count as a crusthead
Uh we go by CrustBusters now anon
>he watched it
homie u gay
real
reported
>man penetrates another man's elden ring
>it's not le crust!
>nick offerman showed dong in deadwood but too chicken shit to do it here
someone should confiscate is emmy. Murray Bartlett was right there, they should have went harder
URGHHH YOU LIKE BABE?!?!? MY WEENIE THRUSTING THROUGH THE DRY SHIT AND DINGLEBERRIES SURROUNDING YOUR HAIRY butthole?!?! OOOOOOH THIS IS SO HOOOOOOOT
>can't stop talking about one gay scene for over a year
I love being straight bros
You realize it's you gay rage posters that keep these threads alive and popular right?
ITT: morons get their information on gay sex from /misc/ infographs and the local flyover shithole evangelical church that told them AIDS was God's wrath on the gay sinners
>gay sex /misc/ infograph.
Post please.
You're a homosexual.
#CRUSTED
Most gay guys and trannies I've fricked off Grindr put in the effort to have a clean ass including the inside with enema.
>most
And the other times?
for one thing you can't have anal in that position anyway but for it to be totally realistic they'd also have to be doing copious amounts of drugs and there would be a couple other dudes in the room fisting them and ejaculating on them
so i know a guy who worked at a hotel in a resort town that hosted some kind of gay pride festival and he said after they were done the hotel rooms were a total disaster. i mean, blood, semen, drug paraphernelia, knocked-out teeth, fecal matter, you name it everywhere. they had to have hazmat teams clean the place up. at least one dude was hospitalized when another dude bit part of his face off.
Wholesome.
>no straight people have ever eaten someone's face at their blood and shit orgies
the guy that lost to ron desantis by like 0.04% of the vote was later found at one of those hotel parties, his friend overdosed on meth
Wow they're just like us, they just like guys instead of girls.
I know you're joking but this is a big fallacy, since the whole gender dynamic is different. Women are the gatekeepers of degeneracy, when you take them out of the equation things get... relaxed. When you see how gay people engage with each other, you kinda respect some of the bullshit women makes men go through.
"Not today honey, I've a headache" might've been the line that saved civilization. Though I read earlier today that a place like London had an infant mortality rate of like 70% in the 17th century. No wonder women didn't like casual sex historically.
There was a lot of cheese in that lasagna!
>No boner
I am not gay, bros!!
How did Prometheus end up in prison?
How come crust threads get everyone so riled up?
The forced nature of the meme makes me laugh. Truly Pavlovian, that pic gets post and samegay replies crust lol
SeattleDad is hot but his videos are everywhere, tired of seeing him
I have this porno
Looks at gays
Give me thumbs up if you are not gay
god that guy on the left is hot, I love bears that are young and just starting to get a little chubby
why are you gay?
for me it's the right bottom. Love the fur on his back
I hope you get AIDS and die a horrible, excruciating death, you fricking cumguzzling homosexual.
I'm going to frick the shit out of my bf's boypussi tonight and then cuddle and drink beer and watch kino wiith him and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me
>we're not seething, just making fun of the gays lol
pathetic, we aren't goiing anywhere btw, you can stomp your feet all you want
>we aren't goiing anywhere
Except straight to hell
>Turns out they're not actually having gay sex
ftfy
>no straight people have ever done anal
Really, guise?
>have only fricked about 30 crustholes in the past 4 months
I was hoping to have a body count of 60 by this time this year. Maybe I should start hanging around all boys middle schools again.
The vegana is objectively just as dirty if not more so than the anus. Nyt reported on this chuds. Gay sex is healthy and normal.
The ass has shit in it. The vegana doesn't. This is why gays prefer men for their shit.
you can find literally every fecal kind of bacterium in the vegana and on the penis
Talk about yourself, homo
>moron doesn't know what he's talking about
typical
>you can find literally every fecal kind of bacterium in the vegana and on the penis
"neoveganas", yes (pic related), hence the reported intense poop smell that they emit.
Real veganas have an inhospitable acidic environment full of enzymes and immunity cells that prevent fecal bacteria colonies from growing. A small number are always in there trying to colonize from the butthole, but they cannot grow and are killed. That's why women get yeast infections in their pussy commonly, but not necrosis which trannies constantly battle.
lmao it's not a "small number", a sizeable amount of fecal bateria is always there and normal both in the pussy and the penis
What is "sizeable"? I'm talking relative to microorganisms that actually thrive in the environment to an extent that is pathological. You can't get stomach poisoning from fricking a pussy and forgetting to wash your hands, but you have a high chance of that happening from anal. Pussy isn't associated with pink eye, but anal is. If poo bacteria grew in a pussy at nearly the same frequency as they do in an butthole, it results in UTIs and other infections that require treatment. This is well understood from decades of study.
NTA but what part of "I don't want shit" you can't understand? The bacteria being the same doesn't matter
Uhm microscopic bacteria being there is equivalent to actual visible and smellable shit because… it just is ok?! So there’s nothing wrong with stocking your penis inside of shit so stop being homophobic chud!
>you can find literally every fecal kind of bacterium in the vegana and on the penis
how does this justify sticking your dick in the source? what kind of moron logic is that? you get a small amount of rads from eating a banana, so getting irradiated must be no big deal, right?
I've been getting fricked in my poop hole since I was 11 and have only had 20 or so hemorrhoids, so it really is quite safe and effective.
How crusty is your butthole right now?
May the Crust be with you.
Most gays don't have anal sex.
Now you can get prostate orgasm from anal but the vast majority of bottoms don't know how to do it and are completely moronic so they just grit their teeth and take the pain of having their rectum torn up and just jerk off during sex to achieve pleasure.
enlighten me homosexual
Dumb 18 year old gay kid: Man I can hardly wait to go to a bathhouse. There's gonna be all these smoking hot muscle daddies just like the porno movies and...
Smart gay man: Don't do it, kid. Not unless you want to be fricked by old fat boomers with STDs.
>*grunts*
>I've almost got it
>got what?
>the last of crust