times?

Turns out they're not actually having sex in this scene. Skinny guy goes down on Ron Swanson but it's not shown.

In fact, they don't have sex on screen even once in the entire episode.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CRUSTHEADS... ASSEMBLE!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does the stranger things girl count as a crusthead

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uh we go by CrustBusters now anon

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he watched it

    homie u gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      real

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reported

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >man penetrates another man's elden ring
    >it's not le crust!

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nick offerman showed dong in deadwood but too chicken shit to do it here
    someone should confiscate is emmy. Murray Bartlett was right there, they should have went harder

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    URGHHH YOU LIKE BABE?!?!? MY WEENIE THRUSTING THROUGH THE DRY SHIT AND DINGLEBERRIES SURROUNDING YOUR HAIRY butthole?!?! OOOOOOH THIS IS SO HOOOOOOOT

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't stop talking about one gay scene for over a year
    I love being straight bros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You realize it's you gay rage posters that keep these threads alive and popular right?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: morons get their information on gay sex from /misc/ infographs and the local flyover shithole evangelical church that told them AIDS was God's wrath on the gay sinners

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gay sex /misc/ infograph.
      Post please.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're a homosexual.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      #CRUSTED

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most gay guys and trannies I've fricked off Grindr put in the effort to have a clean ass including the inside with enema.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >most
      And the other times?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for one thing you can't have anal in that position anyway but for it to be totally realistic they'd also have to be doing copious amounts of drugs and there would be a couple other dudes in the room fisting them and ejaculating on them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so i know a guy who worked at a hotel in a resort town that hosted some kind of gay pride festival and he said after they were done the hotel rooms were a total disaster. i mean, blood, semen, drug paraphernelia, knocked-out teeth, fecal matter, you name it everywhere. they had to have hazmat teams clean the place up. at least one dude was hospitalized when another dude bit part of his face off.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wholesome.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no straight people have ever eaten someone's face at their blood and shit orgies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the guy that lost to ron desantis by like 0.04% of the vote was later found at one of those hotel parties, his friend overdosed on meth

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow they're just like us, they just like guys instead of girls.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know you're joking but this is a big fallacy, since the whole gender dynamic is different. Women are the gatekeepers of degeneracy, when you take them out of the equation things get... relaxed. When you see how gay people engage with each other, you kinda respect some of the bullshit women makes men go through.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "Not today honey, I've a headache" might've been the line that saved civilization. Though I read earlier today that a place like London had an infant mortality rate of like 70% in the 17th century. No wonder women didn't like casual sex historically.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a lot of cheese in that lasagna!

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >No boner
    I am not gay, bros!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did Prometheus end up in prison?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come crust threads get everyone so riled up?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The forced nature of the meme makes me laugh. Truly Pavlovian, that pic gets post and samegay replies crust lol

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    SeattleDad is hot but his videos are everywhere, tired of seeing him

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I have this porno

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      SeattleDad is hot but his videos are everywhere, tired of seeing him

      Looks at gays
      Give me thumbs up if you are not gay

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    god that guy on the left is hot, I love bears that are young and just starting to get a little chubby

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are you gay?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's the right bottom. Love the fur on his back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you get AIDS and die a horrible, excruciating death, you fricking cumguzzling homosexual.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going to frick the shit out of my bf's boypussi tonight and then cuddle and drink beer and watch kino wiith him and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we're not seething, just making fun of the gays lol
        pathetic, we aren't goiing anywhere btw, you can stomp your feet all you want

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >we aren't goiing anywhere
          Except straight to hell

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Turns out they're not actually having gay sex
    ftfy

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no straight people have ever done anal
    Really, guise?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have only fricked about 30 crustholes in the past 4 months
    I was hoping to have a body count of 60 by this time this year. Maybe I should start hanging around all boys middle schools again.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The vegana is objectively just as dirty if not more so than the anus. Nyt reported on this chuds. Gay sex is healthy and normal.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ass has shit in it. The vegana doesn't. This is why gays prefer men for their shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can find literally every fecal kind of bacterium in the vegana and on the penis

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Talk about yourself, homo

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >moron doesn't know what he's talking about
            typical

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you can find literally every fecal kind of bacterium in the vegana and on the penis
          "neoveganas", yes (pic related), hence the reported intense poop smell that they emit.

          Real veganas have an inhospitable acidic environment full of enzymes and immunity cells that prevent fecal bacteria colonies from growing. A small number are always in there trying to colonize from the butthole, but they cannot grow and are killed. That's why women get yeast infections in their pussy commonly, but not necrosis which trannies constantly battle.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lmao it's not a "small number", a sizeable amount of fecal bateria is always there and normal both in the pussy and the penis

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What is "sizeable"? I'm talking relative to microorganisms that actually thrive in the environment to an extent that is pathological. You can't get stomach poisoning from fricking a pussy and forgetting to wash your hands, but you have a high chance of that happening from anal. Pussy isn't associated with pink eye, but anal is. If poo bacteria grew in a pussy at nearly the same frequency as they do in an butthole, it results in UTIs and other infections that require treatment. This is well understood from decades of study.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao it's not a "small number", a sizeable amount of fecal bateria is always there and normal both in the pussy and the penis

          NTA but what part of "I don't want shit" you can't understand? The bacteria being the same doesn't matter

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Uhm microscopic bacteria being there is equivalent to actual visible and smellable shit because… it just is ok?! So there’s nothing wrong with stocking your penis inside of shit so stop being homophobic chud!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you can find literally every fecal kind of bacterium in the vegana and on the penis
          how does this justify sticking your dick in the source? what kind of moron logic is that? you get a small amount of rads from eating a banana, so getting irradiated must be no big deal, right?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've been getting fricked in my poop hole since I was 11 and have only had 20 or so hemorrhoids, so it really is quite safe and effective.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How crusty is your butthole right now?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    May the Crust be with you.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most gays don't have anal sex.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now you can get prostate orgasm from anal but the vast majority of bottoms don't know how to do it and are completely moronic so they just grit their teeth and take the pain of having their rectum torn up and just jerk off during sex to achieve pleasure.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      enlighten me homosexual

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb 18 year old gay kid: Man I can hardly wait to go to a bathhouse. There's gonna be all these smoking hot muscle daddies just like the porno movies and...

    Smart gay man: Don't do it, kid. Not unless you want to be fricked by old fat boomers with STDs.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*grunts*
    >I've almost got it
    >got what?
    >the last of crust

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