Times you acted like El Mariachi.

Times you acted like El Mariachi.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this scares and confuses zoomers

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >got hungry
    >ate Mexican food
    >said "Gracias" to my server
    pretty based, ngl

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the final movie even made enrique iglesias looks cool

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i never did sorry

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Modern Bard, I like that concept.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's that Mexican i was telling you about

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Guillermo DelValle
      you know, I'm something of a Hispanic myself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be Spaniard Hollywood makes you dress up like a fricking MEXICAN ALL THE TIME.

      COLONIZED

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this homie always leaning lmfao. Is this where Negan got his inspiration? Like just stand up straight lmaooooo

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I keep stuff in a guitar case that is not guitars.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Hispanic but cant pull el mariachi look
    hermanos......

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      el abominacion indianas...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I'm ugly, I got long hair but I cant get it to look like this guy

        do you live in burgerland or peru

        not peru but yes south american

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >not peru but yes south american
          Ah that is ok. I hope you are well and that it is not so humid where you are haha.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's getting pretty chilly over here man

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If you can not steal the look of the mariachi then steal something else like Ghost Rider

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          because antonio is an actual Hispanic from spain and doesn't have indio blood in him
          other than apocalypto I can't think of any film with cool indio characters...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't have indio blood in him
            He compensates with rivers of Arab blood instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do you live in burgerland or peru

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too bad hermano, i have hispanic/native blood in me and my hair is as good as his.
      too bad about the face though kek thats where we lose out in the genetic lottery innit

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >walk up into the groceria
    >check out the spicy chick by the counter
    >pick up some Tecate
    >walk up
    >she smiles and says “heyyyyyyyy”
    >nervously pay and leave
    >bump into day laborer coming in
    >drop my tecate, it spills everywhere
    >I pick up the pack but it just keeps spraying
    >run
    I AM A MEX-I-CAN!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what what what yes its me ok but just keep it down

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mexican americaaaaaaaaans
    got names like Cinemaphile and goooose
    mexican americaaaaaaaaans
    love their sneedos and their feedos

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know why but I always liked this little guy better for the role than Banderas

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pay to have new fence put in
    >Mexican laborers come out to get the job done
    >chat briefly with a couple of them
    >apparently this is most of their extended family's fathers/sons/brothers
    >they work hard, stand up the fence in record time
    >I give them a case of water from my reserves I keep on hand
    >it's hot as frick outside
    >get the idea that as a tip, I'll get them a case of beer. theres nothing like cracking a cold one with your senpai after a hot summer day, right?
    >stop at 7-11 and pick up a case of Corona because that's the beer I always drink after a hot days work
    >bring it back, one or two of them give me a weird look but the other guys look appreciative
    >as I walk back inside, a couple chuckle and shake their heads at me
    >I turn and say "Gracias!" and head inside
    >realize later they were probably thinking I was doing a racism

    I was just trying to be appreciative of their hard work... 🙁

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mexicans drink Modello and Bud Light. Otherwise I doubt they cared.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're probably right but still cringe a little about it today

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          next time just ask them what kind of food or beer (or anything) they like then tell them you're giving them some. they will usually tell you their preferences if theyre picky but most of the time they'll tell you anything is fine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Doing kindness invalidates any potential racism.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmao if that were the case colonialism would be praised today

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think they thought you were racist, corona is just known as piss beer in mexico

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what? thats tecate amigo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People like you are destroying your own country.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        god forbid someone should contemplate the consequences of their actions, especially if it could have been insulting. I too miss the days when I could be a huge bigot with no social repercussions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They just laughed because corona is a meme bro lmao, nothing more.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this its like giving blacks watermelon or white people a glass of milk with their dinner

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      next time if youre gonna do the needful bean style; ask what their preferred drinks are kek corona is a meme like everyone else has already pointed out, i also dont think they were laughing at you directly, just the funny lack of self awareness and shitty taste in beer

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >meet multiple latinas on tinder
    >creampie them

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >live in europe, never even seen a mexican
    >dad asks if I can do something
    >I say: no way jose
    >I pronounce jose with an h instead of dz

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >go to croatia
    >order a beer saying "un pivo, por favor"
    >waiter doesn't dare say anything
    >i get a nice and cold beer
    >say "gracias"
    >waiter is literally shaking at this point
    >don't tip him
    >leave

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >see qt little 5 year old Mexican girl playing at the park
    >she starts playing in the sandbox with my son
    >calmly explain to her that she's an anchor baby and has no right to be in this country and if there were any justice she, her mother, and her eighteen uncles and cousins would be lined up and shot as a hostile invading force
    >she looks me right in the eye and says "que?"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh.

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