because antonio is an actual Hispanic from spain and doesn't have indio blood in him
other than apocalypto I can't think of any film with cool indio characters...
too bad hermano, i have hispanic/native blood in me and my hair is as good as his.
too bad about the face though kek thats where we lose out in the genetic lottery innit
>walk up into the groceria >check out the spicy chick by the counter >pick up some Tecate >walk up >she smiles and says “heyyyyyyyy” >nervously pay and leave >bump into day laborer coming in >drop my tecate, it spills everywhere >I pick up the pack but it just keeps spraying >run
I AM A MEX-I-CAN!
>pay to have new fence put in >Mexican laborers come out to get the job done >chat briefly with a couple of them >apparently this is most of their extended family's fathers/sons/brothers >they work hard, stand up the fence in record time >I give them a case of water from my reserves I keep on hand >it's hot as frick outside >get the idea that as a tip, I'll get them a case of beer. theres nothing like cracking a cold one with your senpai after a hot summer day, right? >stop at 7-11 and pick up a case of Corona because that's the beer I always drink after a hot days work >bring it back, one or two of them give me a weird look but the other guys look appreciative >as I walk back inside, a couple chuckle and shake their heads at me >I turn and say "Gracias!" and head inside >realize later they were probably thinking I was doing a racism
I was just trying to be appreciative of their hard work... 🙁
next time just ask them what kind of food or beer (or anything) they like then tell them you're giving them some. they will usually tell you their preferences if theyre picky but most of the time they'll tell you anything is fine
god forbid someone should contemplate the consequences of their actions, especially if it could have been insulting. I too miss the days when I could be a huge bigot with no social repercussions
next time if youre gonna do the needful bean style; ask what their preferred drinks are kek corona is a meme like everyone else has already pointed out, i also dont think they were laughing at you directly, just the funny lack of self awareness and shitty taste in beer
>go to croatia >order a beer saying "un pivo, por favor" >waiter doesn't dare say anything >i get a nice and cold beer >say "gracias" >waiter is literally shaking at this point >don't tip him >leave
>see qt little 5 year old Mexican girl playing at the park >she starts playing in the sandbox with my son >calmly explain to her that she's an anchor baby and has no right to be in this country and if there were any justice she, her mother, and her eighteen uncles and cousins would be lined up and shot as a hostile invading force >she looks me right in the eye and says "que?"
>this scares and confuses zoomers
>got hungry
>ate Mexican food
>said "Gracias" to my server
pretty based, ngl
the final movie even made enrique iglesias looks cool
i never did sorry
Modern Bard, I like that concept.
>Here's that Mexican i was telling you about
>Guillermo DelValle
you know, I'm something of a Hispanic myself
>be Spaniard Hollywood makes you dress up like a fricking MEXICAN ALL THE TIME.
COLONIZED
Why is this homie always leaning lmfao. Is this where Negan got his inspiration? Like just stand up straight lmaooooo
I keep stuff in a guitar case that is not guitars.
>tfw Hispanic but cant pull el mariachi look
hermanos......
el abominacion indianas...
yeah I'm ugly, I got long hair but I cant get it to look like this guy
not peru but yes south american
>not peru but yes south american
Ah that is ok. I hope you are well and that it is not so humid where you are haha.
it's getting pretty chilly over here man
If you can not steal the look of the mariachi then steal something else like Ghost Rider
because antonio is an actual Hispanic from spain and doesn't have indio blood in him
other than apocalypto I can't think of any film with cool indio characters...
>doesn't have indio blood in him
He compensates with rivers of Arab blood instead
do you live in burgerland or peru
too bad hermano, i have hispanic/native blood in me and my hair is as good as his.
too bad about the face though kek thats where we lose out in the genetic lottery innit
>walk up into the groceria
>check out the spicy chick by the counter
>pick up some Tecate
>walk up
>she smiles and says “heyyyyyyyy”
>nervously pay and leave
>bump into day laborer coming in
>drop my tecate, it spills everywhere
>I pick up the pack but it just keeps spraying
>run
I AM A MEX-I-CAN!
what what what yes its me ok but just keep it down
mexican americaaaaaaaaans
got names like Cinemaphile and goooose
mexican americaaaaaaaaans
love their sneedos and their feedos
I dont know why but I always liked this little guy better for the role than Banderas
>pay to have new fence put in
>Mexican laborers come out to get the job done
>chat briefly with a couple of them
>apparently this is most of their extended family's fathers/sons/brothers
>they work hard, stand up the fence in record time
>I give them a case of water from my reserves I keep on hand
>it's hot as frick outside
>get the idea that as a tip, I'll get them a case of beer. theres nothing like cracking a cold one with your senpai after a hot summer day, right?
>stop at 7-11 and pick up a case of Corona because that's the beer I always drink after a hot days work
>bring it back, one or two of them give me a weird look but the other guys look appreciative
>as I walk back inside, a couple chuckle and shake their heads at me
>I turn and say "Gracias!" and head inside
>realize later they were probably thinking I was doing a racism
I was just trying to be appreciative of their hard work... 🙁
Mexicans drink Modello and Bud Light. Otherwise I doubt they cared.
You're probably right but still cringe a little about it today
next time just ask them what kind of food or beer (or anything) they like then tell them you're giving them some. they will usually tell you their preferences if theyre picky but most of the time they'll tell you anything is fine
Doing kindness invalidates any potential racism.
lmao if that were the case colonialism would be praised today
i don't think they thought you were racist, corona is just known as piss beer in mexico
what? thats tecate amigo.
People like you are destroying your own country.
god forbid someone should contemplate the consequences of their actions, especially if it could have been insulting. I too miss the days when I could be a huge bigot with no social repercussions
They just laughed because corona is a meme bro lmao, nothing more.
this its like giving blacks watermelon or white people a glass of milk with their dinner
next time if youre gonna do the needful bean style; ask what their preferred drinks are kek corona is a meme like everyone else has already pointed out, i also dont think they were laughing at you directly, just the funny lack of self awareness and shitty taste in beer
>meet multiple latinas on tinder
>creampie them
>live in europe, never even seen a mexican
>dad asks if I can do something
>I say: no way jose
>I pronounce jose with an h instead of dz
>go to croatia
>order a beer saying "un pivo, por favor"
>waiter doesn't dare say anything
>i get a nice and cold beer
>say "gracias"
>waiter is literally shaking at this point
>don't tip him
>leave
>see qt little 5 year old Mexican girl playing at the park
>she starts playing in the sandbox with my son
>calmly explain to her that she's an anchor baby and has no right to be in this country and if there were any justice she, her mother, and her eighteen uncles and cousins would be lined up and shot as a hostile invading force
>she looks me right in the eye and says "que?"
Bruh.