>be me
>chad
>depression and derealisation
>sitting in da club
>hate da club and everyone in it
>hate the music
>too loud
>drunk prostitute mounts me and puts tongue down my throat
> I don’t even blink, just swirl my tongue around apathetically
>leave club alone to get pizza
>eat pizza alone walking home
>depression and derealisation lifts slightly
>go to sleep
>I am Chad, destroyer of ‘za
>‘za
You got me until this
Watch your mouth kid
Sorry, but he's right: no Chad would ever say "za". That's just science.
>trust the science bro!
how about no
Me at the back.
Still no webm of Albert Einstein waddling out of the shadows?
I'm not a pussy homosexual so never.
why did they depict him like a senile old geezer
This scene made me uncomfortably horny in the theater.
>they dont even know I am become death, destroyer of worlds
What was the context of this?? I didn't see Oppenheimer
He’s convicted of mass murder of Japanese civilians, and sentenced to being crushed to death under an enormous pig.
>there is a hot woman riding my dick RIGHT NOW but I'm just so disturbed and traumatized lol I can't even enjoy it bro... ugh this sucks..... I mean OK I did get hard but trust me I'm not enjoying it at all.... just thinking how I am become death yknow...... ugh
Who knew that destroyer of worlds would be the most gaygiest of gays
I don't know about other people, but depression is basically a permanent ticket to ED for months
>but depression is basically a permanent ticket to ED
Only for zoomers.
Take some SSRIs, that'll solve your libido problems *sBlack folk*
depends on the kind of depression tbh
she was really well cast for midsommar, this kind of essentially good girl. Very low sexiness but kind of cuddly and sweet. Perfect horror protagonist
Next up she'll be starring as a horror movie monster
so she'll turn 30?
Lead played by Leo
Depression is not real.
When I had clinical depression I didn't get an erection for months. When I finally got a boner again for the first time I shot semen about 20 feet
>hot woman
she's hot when she's not intentionally trying to make herself look unappealing
Mid
Hotter than you
Go lose some weight, Pugh
I lost 20 pounds this year. Feels good man.
And put 40 on
Projection. Go for a jog fatty
Every time I frick your mum she gives me a cookie
And herpes lmao
Spoken like a fat incel
bump
Anything Pugh with a normal neck is photoshop
this tubby was only ever cute in that biopic of female wrasslin's best girl Paige
>this tubby was only ever cute in that biopic of female wrasslin's best girl Paige
>best girl Paige
She's gross looking, she's a filthy pile of tattoos, she's a disgusting bawd, there's no way her bill of health isn't marked the frick up, she's from a psychopath trash family, on and on and on...
I can fix her
Florence Ewww
Lmao, for sure when you are fat ugly incel that have been simping and lusting for a tiny bit of pussy you can't understand that for a normal dude sometimes there's nothing when you're banging pussy, you think about real shit. Cumbrain can't understand this
>"Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds"
>*Pugh inserts him*
Fricking comedy
Oppy dick doesn't look all that, but much cleaner + less hairy than Ruffalo dick.
Something so good about a woman's body. It's so soft gentle and submissive...
jesus Nolan is an unbelievably shit director
How much hazard pay did Cillian get for this movie?
Not enough
Did they seriously put a nude scene in a fricking movie about the manhattan project?
Three, actually.
God I hate israelites.
>God: "I hate israelites"
It's a movie about notorious philanderer J. Robert Oppenheimer, actually
yeah it's pretty lame. Nolan was going for gravitas but apparently the fricking A bomb isn't enough so he chucks in T & A in hopes the proles will find it deep
Literally what was the point of Florence Pugh's character?
>Oppenheimer had sex this one time and errr
She was a communist and they tried to discredit him for consorting with her.
my name is Robert Oppenheimer and in 1993 I fricked Mike Vallely in a Busch Gardens bathroom in Tampa. He kept saying he wanted my "Fat Man" in his "Little boy" ass, which inspired me to make the bombs.
>>be me
>>chad
and derealisation
in da club
Oppenheimer can't sit because he can't bend at the waist, 1/10 made me reply
?
> he doesn't know
>purchased a Stetson fur felt hat
>*loud French horn intensifies*
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
Damn, i need a crazy commie gf that will frick my brains out
Enroll at any western art or theatre university, full of insane commie prostitutes
But you’re not a local celebrity like Opie was so the commie will be fatter with more tats and an even worse attitude than Pugh. Just a warning.
me on the left
I thought he couldn't sit down
>sex scene
no wonder this movie didn’t resonate with zoomers
I never used to be attracted to women's bodies like this but I had a fwb for a while who was a bit chubby with smallish boobs and now it makes me diamonds.
The worst part is that, IRL, when I have no feelings towards a woman I'm a frick machine. I had an affair with a married coworker who basically forced herself into my life, and I could frick her up to 10-12 times a day like some automaton. It's also when I discovered women will treat you like a half god if you rail them well, and be blind to you every vice and fault.
>oppenheimer
>chad
lmao he was a lil israelite dweeb. i remember i read about him having mood swings and once attacked one of his friends like a woman, and despite pummeling his chest he didn't even harm him. being a chainsmoker also might've been partly the cause of his pathetic physique