Times you acted like Oppenheimer

>be me
>chad
>depression and derealisation
>sitting in da club
>hate da club and everyone in it
>hate the music
>too loud
>drunk prostitute mounts me and puts tongue down my throat
> I don’t even blink, just swirl my tongue around apathetically
>leave club alone to get pizza
>eat pizza alone walking home
>depression and derealisation lifts slightly
>go to sleep
>I am Chad, destroyer of ‘za

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >‘za
    You got me until this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch your mouth kid

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, but he's right: no Chad would ever say "za". That's just science.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >trust the science bro!
          how about no

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me at the back.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still no webm of Albert Einstein waddling out of the shadows?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a pussy homosexual so never.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did they depict him like a senile old geezer

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This scene made me uncomfortably horny in the theater.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they dont even know I am become death, destroyer of worlds

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the context of this?? I didn't see Oppenheimer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s convicted of mass murder of Japanese civilians, and sentenced to being crushed to death under an enormous pig.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there is a hot woman riding my dick RIGHT NOW but I'm just so disturbed and traumatized lol I can't even enjoy it bro... ugh this sucks..... I mean OK I did get hard but trust me I'm not enjoying it at all.... just thinking how I am become death yknow...... ugh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who knew that destroyer of worlds would be the most gaygiest of gays

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know about other people, but depression is basically a permanent ticket to ED for months

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but depression is basically a permanent ticket to ED
        Only for zoomers.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take some SSRIs, that'll solve your libido problems *sBlack folk*

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        depends on the kind of depression tbh

        she's hot when she's not intentionally trying to make herself look unappealing

        she was really well cast for midsommar, this kind of essentially good girl. Very low sexiness but kind of cuddly and sweet. Perfect horror protagonist

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Next up she'll be starring as a horror movie monster

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            so she'll turn 30?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lead played by Leo

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depression is not real.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I had clinical depression I didn't get an erection for months. When I finally got a boner again for the first time I shot semen about 20 feet

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hot woman

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's hot when she's not intentionally trying to make herself look unappealing

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mid

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hotter than you

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go lose some weight, Pugh

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I lost 20 pounds this year. Feels good man.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And put 40 on

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Projection. Go for a jog fatty

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Every time I frick your mum she gives me a cookie

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And herpes lmao

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Spoken like a fat incel

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            bump

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anything Pugh with a normal neck is photoshop

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hot woman

          https://i.imgur.com/ozZXHFv.jpg

          >be me
          >chad
          >depression and derealisation
          >sitting in da club
          >hate da club and everyone in it
          >hate the music
          >too loud
          >drunk prostitute mounts me and puts tongue down my throat
          > I don’t even blink, just swirl my tongue around apathetically
          >leave club alone to get pizza
          >eat pizza alone walking home
          >depression and derealisation lifts slightly
          >go to sleep
          >I am Chad, destroyer of ‘za

          this tubby was only ever cute in that biopic of female wrasslin's best girl Paige

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this tubby was only ever cute in that biopic of female wrasslin's best girl Paige
            >best girl Paige
            She's gross looking, she's a filthy pile of tattoos, she's a disgusting bawd, there's no way her bill of health isn't marked the frick up, she's from a psychopath trash family, on and on and on...

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can fix her

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Florence Ewww

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, for sure when you are fat ugly incel that have been simping and lusting for a tiny bit of pussy you can't understand that for a normal dude sometimes there's nothing when you're banging pussy, you think about real shit. Cumbrain can't understand this

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds"
    >*Pugh inserts him*
    Fricking comedy

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oppy dick doesn't look all that, but much cleaner + less hairy than Ruffalo dick.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something so good about a woman's body. It's so soft gentle and submissive...

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus Nolan is an unbelievably shit director

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much hazard pay did Cillian get for this movie?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they seriously put a nude scene in a fricking movie about the manhattan project?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Three, actually.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I hate israelites.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >God: "I hate israelites"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a movie about notorious philanderer J. Robert Oppenheimer, actually

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it's pretty lame. Nolan was going for gravitas but apparently the fricking A bomb isn't enough so he chucks in T & A in hopes the proles will find it deep

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally what was the point of Florence Pugh's character?
    >Oppenheimer had sex this one time and errr

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was a communist and they tried to discredit him for consorting with her.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    my name is Robert Oppenheimer and in 1993 I fricked Mike Vallely in a Busch Gardens bathroom in Tampa. He kept saying he wanted my "Fat Man" in his "Little boy" ass, which inspired me to make the bombs.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>be me
    >>chad
    and derealisation
    in da club
    Oppenheimer can't sit because he can't bend at the waist, 1/10 made me reply

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        > he doesn't know

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >purchased a Stetson fur felt hat
    >*loud French horn intensifies*

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, i need a crazy commie gf that will frick my brains out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enroll at any western art or theatre university, full of insane commie prostitutes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, i need a crazy commie gf that will frick my brains out

        But you’re not a local celebrity like Opie was so the commie will be fatter with more tats and an even worse attitude than Pugh. Just a warning.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    me on the left

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought he couldn't sit down

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sex scene
    no wonder this movie didn’t resonate with zoomers

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never used to be attracted to women's bodies like this but I had a fwb for a while who was a bit chubby with smallish boobs and now it makes me diamonds.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part is that, IRL, when I have no feelings towards a woman I'm a frick machine. I had an affair with a married coworker who basically forced herself into my life, and I could frick her up to 10-12 times a day like some automaton. It's also when I discovered women will treat you like a half god if you rail them well, and be blind to you every vice and fault.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oppenheimer
    >chad
    lmao he was a lil israelite dweeb. i remember i read about him having mood swings and once attacked one of his friends like a woman, and despite pummeling his chest he didn't even harm him. being a chainsmoker also might've been partly the cause of his pathetic physique

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