Times you acted like quagmire

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anakin was a better protagonist than Rey though, because he was an actual character with a personality.
      >inb4 your b***h ass comes up with some moronic cops

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >actual character with a personality.
        Just hard to tell sometimes with George's dialogue

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          His dialogue is bad, but I was able to cope by looking at it as a space Opera and play dialogue. Helps me accept the overacting and camp.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >protag
      no
      >character
      sure

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i used to go into crowded areas and grope girls unnoticed

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember a guy who got in trouble in middle school for doing it NOT-on-the-sly. He was so horny.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like cats

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i put my peepee in a girl once

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally me when I discovered internet porn

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a girl back up into my junk and I giggitied to break the awkward situation. I rather have outrage than awkwardness.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was like 5 or 6 I stayed over at a friends house, who was also like 5, and when she was asleep I kissed and sucked on her neck. Just licked and kissed her the for like probably 10 minutes while my sister was in another room with someone else.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds more like nosferatu

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to sniff my teacher's chair during make-up work when she would leave the room.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, that sounds kind of hot. Did she smell good?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes it would legit smell good, like perfume or sweet lotion
        Other times when she was stressed it would stink of ass

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Either of those is fine by me.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was very particular about my cat being cared for a specific way when I was on vacation.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once sneaked into my cousin's bedroom, took a handful of her panties out of the drawer and started sniffing them. Even stole a pair I rubbed on my giggity while jacking it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even think Quagmire's gone as far as to dabble in incest, anon. Please get some help.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's made a joke about fricking his daughter once she's 18.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    One time my older cousin from Germany came across the pond with his cute girlfriend and I woke up early in the morning just to literally slither across the floor to stay quiet. I infiltrated the room they slept in to peek at her feet while they were sleeping, and sniff her shoes. I was a budding pervert at the time. I didn't even like feet that much I just did it for the excitement of getting away with it. She had cute ones though. Worth it.

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