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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shilled the latest streaming slop

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I told a co-worker who was taller than me that I didn't need help getting down that day's worth of prepared stock, and spilled it all over the walk-in

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do cooks act like they're hardcore motherfrickers? because you do stuff with your hands? so do surgeons but you don't see them represented as handsome muscular chads in the media so often

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      civie spotted

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        cooks and chefs are civies as well my dude. you make food to eat for people who pay, prostitutes like the rest of us plebs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so do surgeons but you don't see them represented as handsome muscular chads in the media so often
      What're you smoking, any given hospital drama proves otherwise.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How often have you seen a badass juiced up tatted chiansmoking surgeon in hospital dramas?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's not what he said

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Todd from Scrubs.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >handsome muscular chads
          >badass juiced up tatted chiansmoking

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it’s a shit job that makes you miserable and drives you towards substance abuse, and some people think that’s le badass

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Civ filth like you wouldn't understand *spits*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      now im gonna spit in your eggs you little homosexual.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And that's all you'll ever be able to do, for the rest of your life, until the day you die. Make empty threats about cooking eggs.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is strange that male cooks aren't treated with the same type of contempt as male hair stylists

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      not sure, but the stereotype of them being up their own ass is entirely true. I worked as a bartender for most of my 20s and without fail, the chef at any restaurant or bar is a total fricking self-important dipshit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Right, unlike bartenders. Literally all you have to do is hand someone a beer. Ive been on both sides of the house. Cooking is insanely more difficult, and you make way less.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          cool, except I never had a stick up my ass about how hard bartending was. I showed up, did my job, made more money than you, and left

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I never had a stick up my ass about how hard bartending was
            Im sure you didnt sweetie. You were the one bartender in the world who worked for four hours each night and didnt cry about it

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah man, I was basically paid to get drunk and flirt with girls. it was the best job I've ever had and I miss it every day

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure kid

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm 33 years old young man

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you tried demanding a raise

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The one and only restaurant I worked at, the chef was on vacation during my 2 day work, the personnel had no problems talking shit about he was someone with anger problems.

        This is a mere anecdote, there are thousands of restaurants in the world, still it seems that being a chef tends to be a terrible job, they make a Master Chef her in Italy and the chefs there seems to be using it as a outlet for their pent up stress.

        It seems like a job that poisons people.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It does. Even if you're a decent person going in, the shit pay, working conditions, the culture, it rots you and steals your life in a way no other job does, because even if you want to improve yourself and maybe study on the side, after work you'll either be exhausted and head straight to bed or go out with your coworkers that aren't complete buttholes. Suddenly it's 10 years later and you're still in the same place, just worse.

          Finally decided to quit the business alltogether, became a forklift operator and it's chill as frick.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a miserable job with a ton of gatekeeping and there's a part of it that's "creative", it attracts fricked up people from shitty backgrounds who have little to no self-control, the prevalence of substance abuse is a proof of that.
      Bunch of insecure morons with inflated egos larping as artists.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      umm do surgeons cook burgers?
      i thought not

    • 8 months ago
      Annonymous

      Professional chiefs have their heritage in being army staff (hence the uniforms) and so a lot of the behaviour is taken from that but they don't have the same discipline anymore so it just devolved into hieratical bullying now

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I burnt toast and started screaming at my parents cause it needed to be fricking perfect

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    only bear i ever acted like

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yesterday i made two sandwiches, i like mustard so i felt like adding mustard to it, i've been puking all night

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a life

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jeremy Allen White reportedly set to undergo alcohol testing in order to see his children

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't need to undergo mandatory alcohol testing to see your children to be an earthrocker

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alienated myself from people that care about me.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "the customers are ordering foooddd?!! are they insane?!?! AHHHHH THE PRESSURE, THE STREESSSS! YOU MEAN I HAVE TO COOOK?!?! OMG ANOTHER CUSTOMRE JUST ORDERE FOOD??!! AAHHHH I AM GOING INSANE!! NO ONE KNOWS MY PAIN!!"

    this is soo fricking stupid...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine if the average bricklayer, electrician or plumber was even half as much a drama queen about his work conditions and pressure... and they actually have a reason to get pissed.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except most of those people do like an hour or two of real work in a day

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless you have worked such a job, you are incapable of understanding the soul crushing existence of having to shovel food into the insatiable, moronic maw of the public for 14 hours straight, day after day, with terrible pay, and having to work with and rely on the other useless dregs of society the entire time, the vast majority of which are incredibly lazy and can't handle being told as much.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        unless you have worked any other job other than cook you are incapable of understanding the soul crushing existence of dealing with cooks on forums that think they are doing something more noble than the rest of us. shut up and make my food bawd

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've done roofing, deck building, loading/unloading planes, and furniture delivery. Preferred every other low-skilled idiot job to kitchen work, but there are some kitchens where you make tip money so it's the best wages someone like me can get.

          I'm trying to put myself in the shoes of a chef and I guess it can't be that hard, just put some fish on a fry pan and flip it after 2 minutes. Or boil pasta for 5 minutes while you dump some tomato sauce and water in another pot. Or fry some steak for a few minutes depending on how the customer wants it. Seems like there should be a lot of downtime in between these short high burst periods of preparing food.

          Okay, now do that but as fast as you possibly can while cooking 10 other things at the same time, many of which will need special treatment at the customer's request (so don't forget and frick it up), and then when you finally get to close spend the next two hours on the mountain of dishes and cleaning the entire kitchen. Also, there really isn't any downtime except during winter months. When you're not making customer orders, there's always shit that needs to be prepped or cleaned, and your co-workers are always calling out or not showing up or disappearing for 45 minute smoke breaks during dinner.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            fair nuff, more money more probelms as they say, however for gods sake don't complain like you are moving mountains for a wage

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly, that sounds pretty horrible but I'm sure with an organised system in place you could make it run like a well oiled machine where multiple chefs stay in their stations churning out their specialised food. Otherwise it just sounds like you're juggling shit for hours on end trying to keep up with demand.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Big kitchens where they have everybody chained to a single station with a screen in front of their face don't pay for shit, so if you want a decent kitchen job you'll have to be juggling with a few other people, or sometimes just be completely solo.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm trying to put myself in the shoes of a chef and I guess it can't be that hard, just put some fish on a fry pan and flip it after 2 minutes. Or boil pasta for 5 minutes while you dump some tomato sauce and water in another pot. Or fry some steak for a few minutes depending on how the customer wants it. Seems like there should be a lot of downtime in between these short high burst periods of preparing food.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t, 18 year old who just started his first job and is in the fetal position out the back in tears

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get a new job dingus

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. useless Hispanic bar cook that throws a tantrum when I ask for old bay on my French fries

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This homosexual works the McDonald's fryers lmao

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is he so short?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crushing weight of serving sandwiches to civilians compressed his spine.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Artgays don't deserve to be portrayed as though their industry is ACKSHUALLY torture

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dumbest thing about this is that there are actually music schools in the USA that teach "Jazz".
      Not only that but they are considered prestigious.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smoked cigarettes and suffer from cptsd.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That time when I fricked a twink on grindr

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried forcing a meme for the past 6 weeks and samegayged the threads to build demand in said meme because I'm a massive homosexual who loves me some Baskin Roberts.
    Im also trans btw

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey i'm starting a swim with the sharks tour group, would you like to come. Half price just for you

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds delightful, I'm in!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          perfect, I'll just need you to sign a waiver about us not being legally responsible for any shark attacks that might happen due to any surgical procedures you've undergone and we're good

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never been a real chef but I remember working in a college dining hall and making sandwiches once so I'm pretty much just like him.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake tough guys, every single one of them

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to cook my hot pockets while my parents cook a healthy meal for themselves and burning them.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cooking is punk rock.
    >it's for women tho lmao
    Women are punk rock.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one except braindead Black folk and 12 year olds say "cooking is for women" unironically

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost as if the way to make a show about a mundane job is to amplify the drama to an absurd degree.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >work at restaurant
    that was my experience as The Bear

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the bear is the forklift operator t-shirt of media

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that time I raped leo dicaprio

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    im more of a boiling point type of chef

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recently ate salmon and clawed a tree to mark my territory.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never worked a kitchen job but my mum has gotten in the way and tried to tell me that I was doing things wrong and I got mad at her and yelled so that might make me The Bear.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You were The Bear.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cooking on the line with your bros is so much fun
    the skilled coordination that comes with everyone pulling their weight is beautiful to see. all of the time and attention put into the prep is honored with the grand flourish that is service. Hours of cleaning, chopping, peeling, simmering, caramelizing, braising, pickling, deboning, portioning. It all comes down to if you can execute it well with your team when customers pour in. You have to have the mindset of a samurai. Train + prepare all day for combat that lasts a minute at most

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only fun part about being a line cook is the drugs

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cook in a nice french bistro on the coast of maine, AMA

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you recommend i get

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        get the charcuterie assortment to start with our kale and apple salad
        pollock en croute or steak au poivre for main
        creme brulee and a cheese with a nice dessert wine

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is fricking paying you to shill this show and working in the industry? Is it the Restaurant Industrial Complex? Not enough wages so you have to fricking glorify these shitty jobs?

    How much are you making for doing this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yo relax, all of us here have just watched

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I worked in a kitchen as the only cook for 3 months and I quit because it overwhelmed me. It doesn't help that I had pre-existing anxiety issues already

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yelling in kitchens without any of the fun
    Why do people watch this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's fun, down to earth, no forced politics or social commentary, low stakes, very well made with characters who have faults but are sympathetic, something that is very rare and refreshing these days
      also maybe one or two episodes have yelling in the kitchen

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All shitposting aside this show is unironically really fricking good and the most accurate portrayal of what it’s like to grieve the loss of an addict close family member I’ve ever seen personally

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to work in an understaffed kitchen of a shitty restaurant and I went nuts. Probably didn't help that I was already nuts but man that job fricking sucked. I ended up getting so frustrated that I thought about murdering my coworkers daily until one day I had a complete mental breakdown. I growled like an animal and my hands turned into little moron claws and I couldn't move them anymore, I quite literally acted like the bear. I think I went through pretty much every mental breakdown/panic attack cliché possible, shit was a completely unhinged scene. Never showed my face there again.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the show because of this meme and it wasn't even like this. Disappointing.

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