Times you acted like "the meg"
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Times you acted like "the meg"
Times you acted like "the meg"
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sharks are lame, movies about prehistoric water dinos, when?
They had some dino sea lizards in the movie.
Damn, she's incompetent. These lizards look crocodilian.
Wherefore?
She's hot
Based. Dinos are cool and everything but when will they do a fricking early mammal period like the eocene?
>pterosphenus-was-a-massive-genus-of-marine-snake-of-the-v0-7kb6co543o091.png
Doesn't look that smart to me
>movies about prehistoric water dinos, when?
isnt the Megaladon literally that?
>ESL doesn't understand what a plural noun is
There are literally multiple prehistoric water dinos in the movie
Oh wait, don't tell me... you haven't seen The Meg 2?
that's literally the movie
oh peeta
Family guy predicted bigger Jaws like 15 years before Meg 2: the trench came out
I want to pound meg so fricking hard and make her unable to walk for a week
b***h needs it rough
back in the mid 90s, I spent a summer swimming a lot and eating a bunch of people/boats
Asian power fantasy
>being bigger
>eating dogs
This dude is pretty funny
who is he
Jackie Chan
George Carrin.
I ate a woman in 1987
in another thread someone said there are big breasts chinese women on the beach and promised to make webms
It's not made good use of as Aja did in Piranha 3D (an obvious inspiration for the movie's 3rd act)
>dudE, what if instead of making a bigger crazier shark attack movie, we just bloated the hell out f the pacing and shoved in some useless derailing human bad guys that nobody cares about
I just devoured a whole bag of haribos.
those bears had it coming.
>be me
>go back home from work
>get under the shower
>turn on the water
>open my bag of potato chips
>*CHOMP*
>*CRACK*
>*CHOMP*
>the bag is now empty
BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
-ACK
I'll never fricking forgive Jason Stateham for this. That fricking homosexual didn't even need to go into the water in the first place. The Transporter series sucked (Yes even the first film).
cheer up sharkbro
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SHARKgayS
Those first two seconds are nightmare fuel. If only Hollywood tried to do a real serious scary Megalodon movie man...
A Subnautica style movie could be good, if given time and someone who gave a shit. Note that I don’t mean a Subnautica movie, just an alien ocean setting
I once starred in a dogshit movie
Would The Whale be able to beat The Meg?
Megalodon evolved to hunt whales so no.
It depends thismis obviously a picture from when Wales walked the earth. Does Meg have legs?
Give the Meg a bussy and he would destroy it
He is gay tho
Giant sharks are cool and all but when are they going to show some protozoan's some love.
>The Trench
>spend like 5 minutes in The Trench then just do the exact same finale setpiece as the first movie just with an additional octopus that you barely even see
I enjoyed the first movie for what it was, but this one fricking sucked.
i just realized meg = megalodon
Meg 2 needed tasteful full frontal shower scenes with Skyler Samuels where she giggles when the cold water splashes on her bottom because she thinks it's a shark trying to bite it.
I saw a very attractive black woman's ass just now and wanted to take a big shark bite out of it haha
sharkphobic chuds
Well, do you know how?
punch on the nose
It's a big nose.
For you
"The Wizard" > "The Meg"