>take a massive shit in the toilet >use up all of the toilet paper >NOT MY PROBLEM >some guy rushes in, probably has diarrhea, just like me >stop him midway, smile and say: >THE BOOKS ARE GOOD
The little asmodeus was silly, the CGI was boring, the family was tasteless, the end was wtf (crux charging up lol)
11 months ago
Anonymous
Hello satanas
Begone demon to hell
11 months ago
Anonymous
Ipse venena bibas
11 months ago
Anonymous
NTA, but Aske den ahm tef keeras.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Movie was good incel cuck
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Movie was good
two questions
Have you ever watched the 1973 The Exorcist?
Do you like Marvel movies?
11 months ago
Anonymous
t. satan
Movie was great I'd pay to watch it again in theaters
11 months ago
Anonymous
It's probably better than the new Exorcist film.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I told my brother when it ended it felt like the new generations Exorcist
The History was much more interesting and there were plenty more visual elements like with the setting and the fricking castle too
The effects were the cherry on top of it all
I need to watch the Exorcist again so I can really compare
If they release a bluray I might actually buy it
>walk up to prostitute in the city >open up my toolbox and take out religious jesus rock and wave it in here eyes >her eyes don't change >ask her what is her affliction >she tells me to frick off
>Be me >Just turned 18 >Been living with my sister since our parents died >She's 38 >Always been kinda flirty but never expected anything >She's been single for a while >One night we get really drunk >We start making out >The next thing I know we're in her bed >We had the most amazing and intense sex >Neither of us could stop >In the morning I felt so guilty and ashamed >Never been so embarrassed in my life >She says "thank you so much pope's exorcist" >I get up and smoke a cigarette >suddenly I hear a laugh track
you first
>The Nope's Exorcist
Is this a new meme? Nice
Also you guys should watch overlord. It's from the same director but it's so much better.
>take a massive shit in the toilet
>use up all of the toilet paper
>NOT MY PROBLEM
>some guy rushes in, probably has diarrhea, just like me
>stop him midway, smile and say:
>THE BOOKS ARE GOOD
they are indeed great
What kind of stuff do they touch on?
Little kids haha
Seems that most of them are just about the exorcisms he did.
I'll see if I can get them and read them. Maybe they couldn't get the rights to them.
that the evil exists and modern world try to ignore that
Very true. Sounds interesting to say the least.
Give it a try
The movie was trash btw
I'm still going to watch it.
The little asmodeus was silly, the CGI was boring, the family was tasteless, the end was wtf (crux charging up lol)
Hello satanas
Begone demon to hell
Ipse venena bibas
NTA, but Aske den ahm tef keeras.
Movie was good incel cuck
>Movie was good
two questions
Have you ever watched the 1973 The Exorcist?
Do you like Marvel movies?
t. satan
Movie was great I'd pay to watch it again in theaters
It's probably better than the new Exorcist film.
I told my brother when it ended it felt like the new generations Exorcist
The History was much more interesting and there were plenty more visual elements like with the setting and the fricking castle too
The effects were the cherry on top of it all
I need to watch the Exorcist again so I can really compare
If they release a bluray I might actually buy it
That time I tried a neighbourhood kid up with skipping ropes and left him in my cellar so he'd stop being bad
okay
it's decided
I'm watching this kino tonight
HEAR SCARY SOUNDS OUTSIDE AT NIGHT.
HEAR VOICES IN BACKYARD
QUICKLY I GO TO KITCHEN AND TAKE SALT.
POUR IT ALL OVER MY WINDOWS
>walk up to prostitute in the city
>open up my toolbox and take out religious jesus rock and wave it in here eyes
>her eyes don't change
>ask her what is her affliction
>she tells me to frick off
the war is out there
>Be me
>Just turned 18
>Been living with my sister since our parents died
>She's 38
>Always been kinda flirty but never expected anything
>She's been single for a while
>One night we get really drunk
>We start making out
>The next thing I know we're in her bed
>We had the most amazing and intense sex
>Neither of us could stop
>In the morning I felt so guilty and ashamed
>Never been so embarrassed in my life
>She says "thank you so much pope's exorcist"
>I get up and smoke a cigarette
>suddenly I hear a laugh track