>bought one of those 6 pack of full sneaker bars like he did in the movie but with three musketeers at Walmart
>also bought 12 packs of Vanilla Coke with my food stamps
>snack all day every day on biscottis, cookies and porncorner chips
TIMES YOU ACTED LIKE THE WHALE
SIX FULL BARS
you can eat those in less than 20 minutes
they aren't particularly filling
isn't that what he literally does in the movie when he starts binge eating towards the end
wouldn't know, I've never seen the movie
I'm just speaking from experience; six candy bars, especially 3 Musketeers, isn't a lot
I’m afraid to watch this movie because it will hit too close to home.
It's more about being a lonely queer than being fat.
Then why isn't he thin? Fat suits win sympathy + oscahs
>Then why isn't he thin?
He's killing himself.
Unresolved trauma is the reason why most morbidly obese (or hedonistic) people are the way that they are.
It might be the reason for some but it would be a small percentage. It is definitely not the reason all are.
Morbidly obese people are fat because they derive pleasure from consuming food (which is literally built into your DNA) and abuse that dopamine hit no differently than a junkie. Most people who abuse drugs do it (at least at the start) because they're unhappy, bored or traumatized.
>maybe for some but only a small percentage
What reason do you suggest as an alternative? They just can't stop eating? That's even less realistic than my theory.
i am fat and also a chronic masturbator so this checks out
>What reason do you suggest as an alternative?
Low impulse control and ready access to food.
That’s literally what that other dude just said
That isn't related to unresolved trauma.
to (rightfully) malign both fatties and homosexuals
Why do so many morbos hate it then?
I had gay sex once
are you fat and gay?
$20 order at arbys
>buffalo chicken wrap meal
>2/$7 mozzarella sticks and chicken nuggets
One time I had only the little bits of tortilla chips left so I dumped them into the jar of queso dip, mixed it up and ate it with a spoon. [spoiler]I may not have even used a spoon, I can't remember[/spoiler]
putting the small bits of chips into the jar is SOP since they're too small to use as scoops
I ate a 12" pizza with a variety meat topping I have already forgotten, a half pound chicken burger, and drank 2L of Pepsi followed by a bunch of chocolate.
Regret.
>drank 2L of Pepsi
In one sitting? How the frick is that even possible? Maybe it's just because I'm not really into pop, but a 2 liter lasts me close to a week and even then I end up wasting some of it because it goes flat.
>How the frick is that even possible?
I drink far, far, far too much pop, that's how.
>even then I end up wasting some of it because it goes flat.
Same thing happens to me with 1.25 litre bottles which is why if I buy soda now I only buy it in single serve bottles or cans.
When the doctors made a special house call to take my foot away from the sugarbetes.
Occasionally i order fast food if i have absolutely nothing in my house and i'm desperate for something to eat and the stores are shut.
I eat it, and then i regret it instantly.
I don't know how fatties do this to themselves several times a day, 7 days a week.
I used to do this anon and get two pizzas to myself. Felt like total shit after and couldn’t sleep that night. Now I just order a ribeye or pork ribs and feel great afterwards.
Meat > Processed crap
thank you lord for not making me fat
>mom leaves for work
>immediately nuke some pizza rolls at 8 in the morning
>eat myself back to sleep
>>eat myself back to sleep
I'm going to do this right now with pancakes
get a job homosexual.
No, I don't think I will.
Your mother is ashamed of you and secretly hopes you'll die while she's at work.
No because I’m mommy’s little chunky Prince and I get to do whatever I want!
i was pissed at the delivery driver in this movie. first, he was being a nosy fricking b***h. second, he was coming off like he might "care" about the guy, but then he looks scared and runs away when their eyes meet. Sure, you might be surprised to see a fat frick and maybe you were expected a hot stud ordering pizza every day, but get a hold of yourself and wave or something.
I can't relate at all because even if I were to eat like a disgusting pig, which I do sometimes, I'm still not fat so it really doesn't matter.
then you don't eat like a disgusting pig. I'm sick of you fake binge eaters trying to horn in on my racket
>oh hurrr I gorge myself too I swear
why do thin gays always say this but then if you complain about being fat they'll say
>lol calories in, calories out bro
it can't be both ways. either I'm absolutely mogging you in the calories consumption department or "calories in/calories out" is bunk (which it isn't)
"sometimes" was a key part of my post there. If you can manage to be fat, you're doing it more often than not.
>Get out of work early at 3pm.
>Get a burrito on the way home from work.
>2 hours later at 5pm GF gets off work and asks if I want to eat burritos for dinner.
>Eat another of the same kind of burrito 3 hours after eating one.
I used to take a bite of a huge burrito, stuff crushed tortilla chips in the open end, then cover it up with hot sauce for every bite. i didn't feel like a fat frick until some coworker saw me and asked me what the frick i was doin
>take a bite of a huge burrito, stuff crushed tortilla chips in the open end, then cover it up with hot sauce for every bite
Ludo
what's ludo supposed to mean?
it was a girl. she just looked at me after i explained and she went "...interesting"
>what's ludo supposed to mean?
Cinemaphile cheap imitation of kino
>some wagie made you feel self conscious
he's not even human. however, neither are you.
I wish I could enjoy food
to me eating is mostly a chore
The main character is not the titular whale; it's a metaphor. From now on, these threads should read "Times you acted like Charlie, as portrayed by Brendon Fraser, in the film The Whale.
heh
why do i get so fricking tired after every meal? am i just eating shitty food or too much of it? i could legit take a half hour nap every time i eat and this only recently started
Food coma. You're eating too much sugar.
Do you wait until you're absolutely insanely fricking hungry before you eat a meal? This would happen to me when I put off eating until the end of my shift, would be starving, eat a bunch of food and immediately pass out.
Too much food. You body can dedicate up to one third of its blood supply to digestion if you eat a huge meal. That takes blood away from your brain and other areas and you are fricking tired. Your body is literally using most of it energy and organs to digest. That is why it is actually better to fast if you have a bad injury in stead of stuffing face like they do in hospitals. Your body can dedicate all its energy and ability to healing rather than digesting.
I have an addictive personality so I'm lucky that I have very low appetite and bad ability to taste otherwise I'd be like this.
That little c**t 100% killed her dad. No punishment will be enough for her.
>ate 2 entire jars of almond butter in one sitting
>felt sick and said I wouldn’t do it again
>bought 2 more jars the next day and ate them
>said I wouldn’t do it again
>did it again two days later
>One late night during my NEET period
>Use BK app deals to buy about 1400 calories worth of food for $5
>Watch one episode of Venture Bros while eating
>Want to watch second episode of Venture Bros but finished food
>Open up Jack in Box app and buy a midnight munchie meal box for another $5
Can never again gorge myself with that amount of money. Deals on these apps suck nowadays and fast food is generally more expensive today.
This may have been a little too on the nose
god damn, what are those sad patties on buns on the left? those look home made while the burger looks like fast food. Wendy's with home made chicken sandwiches and 10 string cheese?
They were Tennessee Pride chicken biscuits. I remember them being shit
I eat so much string cheese
>200 diablo sauces
The Taco Bell order is enough, anon. Why ya gotta bring in all the home stuff? You’re either getting take out or not
I was going to say McD's, but the fries definitely say Wendy's
those on the left look like chicken patties on english muffins
People who eat string cheese weird me out. That’s like one of those nasty things you eat as a kid and only because your mom keeps buying them for some reason
fricking disgusting.
I weigh 57kg, acting like the whale would literally kill me
Does anyone remember that Smallville episode with Amy Adam’s character where she had to eat heaps of calories or else she would die or some shit kek.
>57kg
How tall are you?
60kg here, I can’t eat for shit either. I’m honestly not very active though.
>go to Five Guys
>order a double cheeseburger and large fry
>oh actually anon our large fries are big enough to share, would you like a regular instead?
>I know damn well they're big enough to share and I wanted it anyway
>take the regular fry like the b***h I am
tonight I finished a bag of kirkland signature microwave popcorn, a cup of ginger and lemon tea, and a glass of water during the first 30 min of goodfellas then fell asleep just after the lufthansa heist, now my head kinda hurts
My parents made me severe obese haha