>be me >be first mate on a deep sea cargo ship >first mate so I don’t have to do hard physical labor and get to be a fatass >eat salads but dump dressing, mayo and salt on them >mix my sprite and coke >always get one of everything from the cook in the galley >micromanage the food budget and grocery orders so we get what I like >one day captain asks me to not be a fatass >get real pissy at him and go to hr >wasn’t really pissed but wanted to frick with him >hr makes him apologize and threatens action if he gets on my case again >get to live life on easy mode
I’m the whale among whales
I love getting teased by my sweetheart of a daughter.
She once called me a disgusting fat homosexual who deserves to get murdered in a hate crime. It made my day.
I broke out the grill for the first time this year,nbros. Short ribs went on first. No rub, just salt and pepper. After a couple of hours, I threw on some bratwurst. All of this is cooking with indirect heat, btw. Finally, I put a couple of boneless New York strips on the hot side of the grill. I made sure they got a nice sear with that diamond grill pattern before flipping them over. Then I pulled it all off the grill in the reverse order that it went on the grill. Served the strips with buttered mushrooms and onions. Had a salad and baked beans as sides.
>Slow and steady weight loss since the beginning of the year at 228 >started eating one large meal a day >219 two weeks ago >211.5 today
What’s going on here?
Last night and for a few nights before that. >been on a cut, 1600cal a day and looking alright >lonely and getting depressed because isolation >last night >drink two bottles of wine (extra 1200 cal) >eat entire pack of potato chips >eat kebab I ordered >cry
>feel depressed >order 2 family size dominos pizza >eat them in 30 minutes >summer, almost 40 degrees outside >feels kinda cold man >fever >lay down >feel like dying >start shaking for almost an hour >It all goes away
I don't get these depictions of fat people eating in movies, they are always eating an enormously absurd amount of food. LIke even if you are 500lbs your base metabolic rate is like maybe 5000 calories and you're likely completely inactive. So 5000 is like a large dominos pizza(3500) a big bag of chips(1000) and I dunno a double cheese burger.
But in the movies they'll be eating double that or more in one sitting, they'll have the charecter eating like 10,000 calories in a single meal, like literally no fat person is gonna sit down and eat an entire bucket of fried chicken and a whole pizza in one sitting.
dude she can't even walk anymore. there are like 5 or 6 of these models who are encouraged to get bigger and bigger to the point they can barely move. it fascinating and sad. one of them even ended up on my 600lb life
On Friday I ate a whole party size bag of flamin hot crunchy cheetos and I was destroyed the next day. Just blasting dark brown sour smelling water out of my ass all day. I had to chug so much water because I was dehydrating from shitting every couple hours.
The whale didn't gobble enough sugar to be realistic. All the obese fatties I know constantly drink soda and have candy or chocolate bars several times a day.
>be between jobs for 2 months >one day wake up to fire alarm in building >everyone has to go downstairs and wait for the firemen to come and OK it >go down >get bored of waiting >go to the store >decide to buy a bunch of frozen food I've never tried >buy the following >1 frozen pizza I haven't had yet >1 michelinas chicken alfredo pasta >1 frozen spanakopita (pic related) >4-pack of pizza pops in a variant I haven't tried >go home >proceed to make and eat them one-by one >finish and look up the calories, it's just about 5k >it's only 2 PM
>regularly order pizza, chicken, wedges, drinks , dessert for 2 (I was 1 person) >Have it passed through small bedroom window because I didn't want to leave my room >Just had to stand up out of bed and lean over to the window to get my food >Knocked over piss filled beer cans on my dresser on more than one occasion in the process >Would literally make this order at least twice a week >Driver eventually brought a shovel and cleared my walkway because he almost broke his ankle trudging through the snow
>order the grimace birthday meal from McDonald’s and an extra ren piece >always set uber eats to leave at door >as im opening the door they are settjng the food down >their eyes widen and they run away after they get a good look at me >frickmylife.jpg >dump my fries and nuggets in the shake and slop it down >order another pizza
>ordered pizza for dinner, ate 3 slices >skipped breakfast >tacos for lunch, 5 tacos + 1 can of coke >starbucks venti frapuccino for afternoon snack >for dinner ham&cheese sandwich + 1 slice of pizza >finished the day with a mocha coffee
been trying to eat only 1500 calories a day and now i feel guilty for cheating, tomorrow is a new day i guess
going into this blind I expected a genuinely sad and pathetic story, but the dude has a chill job, a great friend, an ex-wife, a child
oh your bf off'ed himself? boho, no need to eat food for 3 people every day for 10 years
>get depressed >Stop eating entirely >Eat maybe 500-1000 calories a day, sedentary lifestyle >Don't go out or see anyone, just stay home >Get down to 129lbs before i unfrick myself (I'm 6'2)
Would that be a reverse-whale?
I went one day in person to take a look, since someone suggested the same thing when I mentioned it. She wasn't really my type, and I think it's a silly reason to try to meet someone anyway.
Sorta chubby hispanic girl, I guess? Just normal. Before you say anything, I want to remind you that you're probably visualizing something much better than the reality.
> Made weed brownies with the boys > Made the mistake of eating an extra brownie, thinking it was weak > 30 mins later it's hitting me like a fricking brick > Manage to somehow order a KFC 12pc Original Recipe box > Manage to somehow make it back to my mate's apartment and absolutely destroy it
Once I started binge eating and said "It's Whalin' Time"
Last night
i drank the ranch bottle
>I drank the ranch bottle. I’m eating pizza right now.
>eat frozen pizza for breakfast
>say that's all i can eat for the day
>get hungry around bedtime
>eat another frozen pizza
If The Red Baron didn't want me to eat 2 french bread pizzas per day he wouldn't sell them in 2 packs
You fricking fake.. you Porpoise! You’re a ducking porpoise!
I do the same ;-;
Why not at least heat the frozen pizza?
>be me
>be first mate on a deep sea cargo ship
>first mate so I don’t have to do hard physical labor and get to be a fatass
>eat salads but dump dressing, mayo and salt on them
>mix my sprite and coke
>always get one of everything from the cook in the galley
>micromanage the food budget and grocery orders so we get what I like
>one day captain asks me to not be a fatass
>get real pissy at him and go to hr
>wasn’t really pissed but wanted to frick with him
>hr makes him apologize and threatens action if he gets on my case again
>get to live life on easy mode
I’m the whale among whales
You’re just a gay.
>mix my sprite and coke
that sounds disgusting
Dam
Waist size in inches?
ahoy, cap'n!
youre gross
This is why I'm more inclined to spit on vets than salute them nowadays.
I love getting teased by my sweetheart of a daughter.
She once called me a disgusting fat homosexual who deserves to get murdered in a hate crime. It made my day.
Is your daughter single?
>go to In N Out Burger and get 2 double doubles and a strawberry shake
>then drive to McDonalds because I want good fries
I broke out the grill for the first time this year,nbros. Short ribs went on first. No rub, just salt and pepper. After a couple of hours, I threw on some bratwurst. All of this is cooking with indirect heat, btw. Finally, I put a couple of boneless New York strips on the hot side of the grill. I made sure they got a nice sear with that diamond grill pattern before flipping them over. Then I pulled it all off the grill in the reverse order that it went on the grill. Served the strips with buttered mushrooms and onions. Had a salad and baked beans as sides.
I don't know how much I weigh right now
based weight loss anon, keep it up! you should be proud for taking steps to get healthier.
Hope you keep losing weight and improving , keep it up anon
keep on earth rocking anon
you're setting a record for the slowest possible weight loss. are you on a 25 calorie deficient?
He's outpacing most of the chunguses in america.
Asking for a complete lifestyle change over the course of 2 years is too much to ask of these days
Good for you for losing the weight.
Now work on your handwriting.
You could have made the same amount of weight loss if you just fasted for a month.
TIME'S YOU ACTED LIKE THE WHALE'S EXORCIST
>seafood boil tonight
>4 sticks of butter
>8 potatoes
>3 pounds of shrimp
>supposed to be for the next few days
>eat it all tonight
That wouldnt even be that bad apart from the butter, which might help explain why you did that.
>Slow and steady weight loss since the beginning of the year at 228
>started eating one large meal a day
>219 two weeks ago
>211.5 today
What’s going on here?
Does your one large meal consist of wiener and balls?!
Prime rib and various soups and meat, leftover from the restaurant where I work
Cut the fat. Eat fish or chicken breast.
“No!”
Join us.
I am losing the weight. But I still am a GLUTTON and need my fat. Not that I’m a ketofool. The apple cider vinegar helps with the hunger
Last night and for a few nights before that.
>been on a cut, 1600cal a day and looking alright
>lonely and getting depressed because isolation
>last night
>drink two bottles of wine (extra 1200 cal)
>eat entire pack of potato chips
>eat kebab I ordered
>cry
and also fapped to traps like the Whale. Living the dream.
>ate 1/2 cup of rice and 4 eggs today instead of 1/4 cup and 2 eggs
2003-2023
>feel depressed
>order 2 family size dominos pizza
>eat them in 30 minutes
>summer, almost 40 degrees outside
>feels kinda cold man
>fever
>lay down
>feel like dying
>start shaking for almost an hour
>It all goes away
I have to stop being a fatass
I don't get these depictions of fat people eating in movies, they are always eating an enormously absurd amount of food. LIke even if you are 500lbs your base metabolic rate is like maybe 5000 calories and you're likely completely inactive. So 5000 is like a large dominos pizza(3500) a big bag of chips(1000) and I dunno a double cheese burger.
But in the movies they'll be eating double that or more in one sitting, they'll have the charecter eating like 10,000 calories in a single meal, like literally no fat person is gonna sit down and eat an entire bucket of fried chicken and a whole pizza in one sitting.
>literally no fat person is gonna sit down and eat an entire bucket of fried chicken and a whole pizza in one sitting
mate the world record for hot-dog eating is 75 in minutes and the guy isn't even fat that's about 21000 calories
You're the dumbest moron I've ever seen
I'm 155 lbs and even I usually eat a whole large Domino's pizza in a sitting
He specifically said that AND a bucket of fried chicken moron. Anyone can do one of them, very few people could ever do both.
this b***h weighs 703 pounds and she's an onlyfans model
dude she can't even walk anymore. there are like 5 or 6 of these models who are encouraged to get bigger and bigger to the point they can barely move. it fascinating and sad. one of them even ended up on my 600lb life
Grossly obese people use the internet for social connection. You think she's going to the bar anon?
Genuinely kafkaesuqe
She looks miserable
>kafka and butterfly imagery
Very fitting.
>buy 12 inch pizza
>eat it all by myself
>fap to trap hentai
Was a great afternoon
you aren't me
>eat a 300g karl fazer bar
>eat another
>fap to futa hentai
to each his own
The main character is not the titular whale. From now on these threads should read "Times you acted like Charlie from the movie The Whale."
I lost interest in seeing it once I found out you guys were joking about him crushing his daughter to death
On Friday I ate a whole party size bag of flamin hot crunchy cheetos and I was destroyed the next day. Just blasting dark brown sour smelling water out of my ass all day. I had to chug so much water because I was dehydrating from shitting every couple hours.
I was in pain, I'll never do that again.
The whale didn't gobble enough sugar to be realistic. All the obese fatties I know constantly drink soda and have candy or chocolate bars several times a day.
I drink the majority of my calories by consuming energy drinks and soda.
That seems a lot worse for some reason than just eating too much pizza.
I know. I weight 260 lbs.
He had a candy drawer remember
I drink a lot and burden everyone else in my life.
>be fat neet
>home alone for weekend
>cant decide between kfc and mcdonalds
>order both
>they arrive at the same time
was pretty embarrassing actually
>Black personman! The food's here!
Just pretend you have a roommate, shame begone.
>be between jobs for 2 months
>one day wake up to fire alarm in building
>everyone has to go downstairs and wait for the firemen to come and OK it
>go down
>get bored of waiting
>go to the store
>decide to buy a bunch of frozen food I've never tried
>buy the following
>1 frozen pizza I haven't had yet
>1 michelinas chicken alfredo pasta
>1 frozen spanakopita (pic related)
>4-pack of pizza pops in a variant I haven't tried
>go home
>proceed to make and eat them one-by one
>finish and look up the calories, it's just about 5k
>it's only 2 PM
>Caring to count calories
Not whale behavior.
whale behavior is feeling guilty after engorging thousands of calories
true whale behavior is dying of a heart attack at 40
>regularly order pizza, chicken, wedges, drinks , dessert for 2 (I was 1 person)
>Have it passed through small bedroom window because I didn't want to leave my room
>Just had to stand up out of bed and lean over to the window to get my food
>Knocked over piss filled beer cans on my dresser on more than one occasion in the process
>Would literally make this order at least twice a week
>Driver eventually brought a shovel and cleared my walkway because he almost broke his ankle trudging through the snow
i jacked off to gay porn last night
Why?
I was once 250lbs and i had to eat 3 fast food meals a day every day for a year to get like that, i felt horrible and never went that way again
>wake up
>jerk off to gay porn
>nut
>feel bad
>eat a chocolate bar and a breakfast wrap
I whale out often and always.
Ya'll need to get off this website immediately.
>order the grimace birthday meal from McDonald’s and an extra ren piece
>always set uber eats to leave at door
>as im opening the door they are settjng the food down
>their eyes widen and they run away after they get a good look at me
>frickmylife.jpg
>dump my fries and nuggets in the shake and slop it down
>order another pizza
>dump my fries and nuggets in the shake
I kekked
>ordered pizza for dinner, ate 3 slices
>skipped breakfast
>tacos for lunch, 5 tacos + 1 can of coke
>starbucks venti frapuccino for afternoon snack
>for dinner ham&cheese sandwich + 1 slice of pizza
>finished the day with a mocha coffee
been trying to eat only 1500 calories a day and now i feel guilty for cheating, tomorrow is a new day i guess
going into this blind I expected a genuinely sad and pathetic story, but the dude has a chill job, a great friend, an ex-wife, a child
oh your bf off'ed himself? boho, no need to eat food for 3 people every day for 10 years
what a shit movie
i remember installing reddit once
>get depressed
>Stop eating entirely
>Eat maybe 500-1000 calories a day, sedentary lifestyle
>Don't go out or see anyone, just stay home
>Get down to 129lbs before i unfrick myself (I'm 6'2)
Would that be a reverse-whale?
>ordered pizza from the same place so often that the chick who worked there knew me by my voice whenever I called
This happened when I was smoking ciggies and they always asked if i wanted a pack so I just decided it was time to quit
Ask for her number anon
I went one day in person to take a look, since someone suggested the same thing when I mentioned it. She wasn't really my type, and I think it's a silly reason to try to meet someone anyway.
What did she look like
Sorta chubby hispanic girl, I guess? Just normal. Before you say anything, I want to remind you that you're probably visualizing something much better than the reality.
> Made weed brownies with the boys
> Made the mistake of eating an extra brownie, thinking it was weak
> 30 mins later it's hitting me like a fricking brick
> Manage to somehow order a KFC 12pc Original Recipe box
> Manage to somehow make it back to my mate's apartment and absolutely destroy it