I was right at 500 lbs and wanted to get free weight loss surgery via 'My 600 lb life', so I ate close to 10k calories a day (mostly through chocolate milk shakes). And ballooned up to about 615. The show rejected me.
I'm closer to 700 than 600 now. My family hates me and just wants me to die. My son hates visiting because I just ask him to help me.
I hate my life. But I love food.
Boomer scum like you had it all while we millennials are just suffering
Baby boomers are literally the worst, most entitled generation ever.
>Baby boomers are literally the worst, most entitled generation ever.
Probably because they worked to create that so-called "white privilege" for themselves and their children!!!FACT!!!
>namegay
kek, no one cares
>kek, no one cares
You cared enough to respond!!!FACT!!!
>FACT!!!
Literally have a nice day.
Cryllennials be like "waaaah life sux fricking boomers" meanwhile they grew up in a place that looks like this.
True.
>be millennial
>constantly told to get s job, save, invest
>disregard all of that to stick a finger up to the evil modern capitalist world
>wonder why you're 30 and don't own any property
>get 6 figure job that contributes nothing to society except "hurr, number go up"
>scrimp save and invest
>that $250k house not in a ghetto shithole is now $1.2 million cause reasons
frick off and die
You're responding to a zoomer btw
>grow up in nice white neighborhood
>can't afford to live in anything resembling it even making six figure income
>know what we lost while gay black trannies twerk on TV and mobs of "teens" ransack everything in sight
>the blacks!!!
>the trannies!!!!!
you are mentally ill
I don't want to be accosted by sexual deviants and swarthy criminals. I'd say that's about as stable as it gets.
stop using meth froganon, it's not healthy
the neighborhood I grew up in is filled with illegal immigrant mexicans and muzzies now
>carnitas chomping modelo swillers with zero concept of being a good neighbor living next door halal teetotalerers with zero tolerance for bad neighbors
Let's see how this plays out
a bunch of muslim kids just stabbed a gay black guy to death a few days ago at a gas station/burger king
Not my problem!
Yeah we grew up there and now have to live in shitholes because house prices are ridiculous and student debt is absurd, and we felt like we had to go because of boomers saying "You'll never get a good job without going to college" then genuinely wonder why you can't walk into a place, forcefully shake the owner's hand and instantly be made vice president because they refuse to recognise that the world may have changed slightly, yet not enough to realize that maybe the indian guy telling them they're from the IRS and that they need paying in google gift cards might not be legit
I make 92k a year and my childhood home is "worth" almost 2 million. It'd be great if my mother weren't moronic and didn't suck all the equity out so she could take my fricking awful half brother to disneyland twice a year for the last 5 years. At least if it were a gambling addiction you could argue it's a disease, she's just a fricking idiot who had a kid at 49 and thought it was going to be a magical time, and now he's being warned by the police for killing neighborhood cats. Single mothers, not even once
>At least if it were a gambling addiction you could argue it's a disease, she's just a fricking idiot who had a kid at 49 and thought it was going to be a magical time, and now he's being warned by the police for killing neighborhood cats. Single mothers, not even once
grim
Boomer sold their nice suburban homes to the highest bidding Chinese investors instead of nice White families so they could buy shitty cooker cutter hurricane shacks in Florida. Thanks boomers!
YOU’RE RANCHING ME
>Dominos Australia doesn't have ranch anymore
I used to like to dip pepperoni pizza into it. Frick garlic aioli, it can suck my dick. I'm also not buying ranch dressing because I don't use it enough to justify having a whole bottle.
People who dip their pizza in ranch should be hanged. Disgusting.
NTA butWhat do you do with your pizza crust?
Here, all pizza chains have cheese dip for breadsticks and crust. I only recently learned that literally nowhere else does this and now I don't ever want to leave this place. Is it really such a foreign concept?
What kind of cheese dip? Nacho cheese?
You shouldve made up a really tragic story about being raped
just start smoking
just stop eating if you want to lose weight
My stomach and bowels are so beat up that I can't even act like the whale even if I wanted to. I have to force down one small meal every other day and then shit out water twenty times.
Couldn't you go on a certain type of medication that would put a stop to all that shit?
Just eat white bread toast, bananas, apple sauce, and steamed white rice. It's simple fiber for sensitive stomachs.
Dude you should go see a doctor. I have Crohn's and it's fricking serious bsns
Shit sucks so hard. Constantly on edge since my insurance loves to play games with my medication too. Hope you're doin alright.
You might have SlBO, talk to a gastro about getting some breath tests done, maybe some rifaximin is in your future.
are you an alcoholic by chance?
maybe
You have Crohn's disease. See a doctor.
>look it up on wikipedia
>it's a gigantic article
yeah I'm probably fricked
Same situation here. It's so bad it's one of the primary reasons i'm a NEET. Supposedly not chrons in my case, getting my gallbladder removed in a few weeks for it.
based, keep eating. I'm 100% sure that African children would rather die of obesity than starvation.
The main thing that bothers me about fat people is that they typically don't get fat on good food and eat junk. Fat people that feast like kings are based.
Fat people who get fat on sausage and mutton are like medieval kings. Also, they are jolly as frick and a goodtime to hang out with.
Fat kings got fat through unlimited pastries and brews the same way any of their poor norfman descendants got fat.
>unlimited pastries and brews
>norfmen
This still sounds based and sounds much better than the flabby b***hes that suck down Starbucks "coffee" and fat guys that eat McDonald's where I live.
Getting drunk on ale while eating an entire pheasant with a harem of half naked women lounging at my feet.
Living the dream.
See how heavy you can get before your heart explodes, maybe you'll make it into Guinness World Records
As someone with Crohns Disease who hates eating and is dangerously underweight, I wish you the best of luck.
I'm literally addicted to food like a drug addict and it's killing me. Been in the ER multiple times just this year. I know I should stop and get my shit together but I don't think I'm going to bros. It's going to kill me. Frick.
My heart goes out to you bros. sending you vibes of peace and joy
I don't understand addicts. Why don't they just stop?
It's not that hard. You're just being a pussy. They say it's hard because it's an excuse for them being weak.
When I was 18 I got myself addicted to cigarettes and stopped cold turkey just to prove I could do it. I went on a 1600 calorie/day diet just to cut and prove I could do it. Stop being a little b***h.
You're very moronic, it's quite sweet actually.
Because once you actually experience adversity in your life you sometimes need a way to cope
>needing to cope
NGMI
Kek, you smoked for 6 months and damaged your body and lungs just for fun?
I talked with a professor doing research on receptors for nicotine in the brain and he said everyone is different, for some people it's quite easy to quit with no side effects like headaches, for others it is nearly impossible. You simply got genetically lucky. "Willpower" is largely genetic and not based on determination. People shouldn't use this as an excuse but some people will objectively have a much harder time dropping addictions than others.
It's not even a singular "willpower". I quit opioids without looking back but I can't quit alcohol no matter what.
I know booze will defeat me, it’s grim and it sucks, but it’s also a damn good time
Fir me I hate my job so when I get off work if I don't do drugs I get incredibly miserable. Maybe if I had like 2 weeks off I could get clean
IKTFB, maybe try some actual addiction therapy.
you should also smoke meth and inject 500mg trenbolone a week. You'll feel great!
Still better than eating Dominos every day like The Whale.
Yes and it feels better as well
I ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza with an order of breadsticks and wings. Washed it down with a liter of coke. I then had a bag of flaming hot limon doritos, an ice cream cookie sandwich, a regular overeat sandwich, a marshmallow coated rice crispie treat, and then heated up some mac n’ cheese. That night I felt like I was literally going to die.
I eat like that but only weigh 60kg
If I had grown up in Murrica I would be dead by now.
Cut out the soda and some of the sugar snacks and you'd be alright, if you are tall.
Large house lo mein, large garlic chicken, large beef teriyaki & a 2 liter of Pepsi. One sitting. Sodium to the max.
For me it's crab rangoon, large sweet and sour chicken, extra rice, large egg drop soup, and a six pack of beer.
Sometimes I scratch out the beef teriyaki for the crab rangoon. Sometimes it's the full on pooh pooh platter l, bey-bay!
you're one of the good ones
You are going to DIE eating like that
Im dating a suicidal troony that is stealing time away from my child
I ate so much food today that my belly hurt, and everytime I burped I would eat another bite. Hours later and I am still feeling full. I can't wait until I can finish all the food.
Based. What were you eating?
some super market makes these potato wedges and chicken strips with a lot of that crunchy shake and bake type breading so it's so crunchy and I just want to get it into my belly but it was too filling.
Protip: Get some white peppered gravy and dunk the potatos in the gravy.
That's my goto breakfast.
I used some BBQ sauce and mostly ranch
I've never liked bbq sauce or ranch. But I will put white gravy on EVERYTHING.
Pulled pork and gravy? Don't mind if I do.
Burritos dipped in gravy. Delicious.
French fries and gravy? HEAVEN!
I usually have a box of the gravy packets (24 packets) delivered once a week with my shipt.
I dont like spicy gravy, but I have used bob evan's gravy to put on a hotdog in a bun before, and it's pretty good.
you're doing it right
Something about white gravy, like the shit they put on grits or the hash browns at Dennys, just puts me off. It's like anemic or something.
That is not what that Pepe’s for
So then stop eating then moron
she acted like the whale
I dated a tiny Asian girl and she was able to eat substantially more food than me. It was freaky. Their tissue must be more stretchy or something.
>I dated a tiny Asian girl and she was able to eat substantially more food than me. It was freaky. Their tissue must be more stretchy or something
Watch ssoyoung, she's a human garbage disposal....
!!!FACT!!!
Don’t reply to me ever again, homosexual.
stop impersonating me, punk
>Don’t reply to me ever again, homosexual.
Suck my respectful 7 inch wiener!!!FACT!!!
don't make me post curse words and futilely slap my monitor while crying
My parents are extremely well-travelled, they have often commented on how much Asians can eat, especially Chinese. I think it's a carry-over from starvation, when there's food you eat all you can like an anaconda.
I'm twice as tall and big as her and she'd shovel food down like she was the bigger man and look like she was pregnant afterwards. Absolute madwoman.
what did she just do?
put mayo on a single slice of pizza it seems like which I see no issue with
Brazilians and Japanese people also do this so there's a method to your madness
all i had was a banana today
Fatass
i know i know
How the frick do people afford this?
Shit food is cheap as frick if you consider the price per calorie
He eats like $40 of pizza a day
He was mooching off the Asian nurse which is why she got mad when she found out he was going to give his daughter money.
Thanks buddy, you too.
>How the frick do people afford this?
Pizza is not expensive and its the fat fricks food of choice. Plus bags of chips for two dollars.
Charlie said he only spent his money on food, internet, and rent (I’m assuming he also means utilities). I can’t imagine the online teaching pays handsomely but he probably also had funds from before he became immobile
Liz was mostly mad at him because he wasn’t using any of the money to save himself, him not helping her when her car broke down was a big part but she got over that
Isn't ur pp surrounded by like 5 inches of fat + bad blood flow? How do you fap?
He was a week away from a heart attack and shouldn't have even been able to get an erection in the first place. At least it was a funny scene.
I don't even get erections anymore. It's weird but I don't even miss it, ya know? Like I can be watching the sexiest person in the world have sex and my penis will stay flaccid.
>mom put me on a diet
>two weeks later she is cleaning my room
>found the butter deposit i stuck under my bed
basically i had a lump of butter i would add to when possible, which was stuck upside down under my bed frame. i could scrape it with a knife to add some flavor to my meals when needed
Why can’t any of the creative anons like this ever use their talents for something productive?
he lives with his mother
Are you suggesting he churn butter for a living?
Sounds like someone's jealous they don't have a butter stash of their own.
I ordered a pizza from little ceasars today, with crazy bread and dipping sauce and now in 20 minutes I'm going to order a footlong sub
I used to be a 350 pound fat frick. I remember eating entire large dominos pizzas with wings, a 2 liter soda, and an entire apple pie for dessert with whip cream lmaooooo
That's not even that much for a fat guy
Last week I went to mcdonalds to bulk and get protein before the gym. Sat in the parking lot and ate 3 mcdoubles and then felt too sick to lift weights so I just went home and slept.
Jesus this place really is full of fat frickin losers
Wow
Mostly larp for (You)s
no, I actually am a fat loser
>fat losers
>autists
>hoards of turd world shitters
>cheese pizza aficionados
>feet fetishists
>capeshit enjoyers
Truly a decrepit place
don't worry, you won't be long for this world
Every night around 3 am
Not sure how you guys do it a large pizza lasts me three days
This board and Cinemaphile are both the designated alcoholic boards and you can pig out while drunk late at night. I'm sure there are plenty of stoners as well.
Go to Cinemaphile and post this. You will get a lot of shit but also a lot of help. After you lose about 200 lbs get therapy or at least examine what causes you to eat so much.
I bought a 10 chicken finger platter to last two meals but ended up eating it all at once.
I get take out a lot and always get two meals because I don't want to seem like a lonely weirdo and 90% of the time I just eat both in one sitting. I've eaten 2 feet of sub like Brendan Fraser in the whale
I used to do this because it figured it was cheaper to order two meals than one in delivery. So I would have two drinks, two sides, to mains, but would either eat them both or leave like half of the other.
someone like that can withdraw from eating for a whole year and would be fine
Actually your body gets used to it and your insanely altered blood sugar levels at fasting cold turkey would probably kill them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Barbieri%27s_fast
no excuses fatso
What do you do for a living OP?
I'm a programmer.
I wouldn't exactly call being a janitor on Cinemaphile.org programming anon...
I have this thing where I eat hot chips or just chips with queso dip and gulp it down with a 2 liter of soda, I usually save the soda because I want it later not necessarily me having will power but the chips and dip go down in one sitting, I'm probably addicted to sugar honestly and when I don't have money for junk food I eat shit frozen food that's probably meant for 12 year olds or something
I also excessively eat fast food and over eat when I order it, i'm surprisingly only 279lbs though and still have a neck, I probably have a good young metabolism but don't have the willpower to lose weight and eat real non frozen food
You're 100 pounds overweight
for me it's dipping spicy junk food into cold sour cream
flamin hot cheetos is a fun one
Savage hot Cheetos in cream cheese is where it's at though.
4 packets of ramen noodles drenched in hot sauce, pizza, and chocolate milk
I can't stop eating this. I eat until it's all gone. I wait until night when the grocery store is closed so I can't go buy more. 32oz at a time, my stomach literally feels full like I can't swallow more but always manage to get another bite (if any is left to eat of course)
You must be farting around the clock
>You must be farting around the clock
I eat and drink a lot of dairy. Your gut biome evens out in a week or two.
I used to binge eat like a complete pig, but now I can barely eat much at all without my stomach feeling like shit. I struggle to get to 1400 calories most days. I don't know what happened.
Try drinking liquid protein shakes if you're not getting enough calories & nutrients, it probably won't make your stomach feel bad like solid food does.
Just eat baby food and take many nappies. Pay a moronic down syndrome girl to rub your full belly
I eat like the Whale every time I smoke weed lmao
I have zero appetite without weed these days. It fricking broke me.
I've eaten myself into a severely fricked up stomach disorder and now im forced to lose weight because i just cant stomach eating shit anymore. lost 30 pounds in the last few months. im probably gonna need surgery.
i just couldn't get over my love of food, it fricking sucks.
How do people get so fat? Like literally just put the fork down lmao
unironic mental illness
>be Asian
>eats lots of small portions of fried food, carbs, lots of chili oil and sesame oil condiments
>absolutely rake thin despite being nearly 40
whitu piggus make me smile
chads always become le whale
kek my best friend is a thin asian that constantly chows down on nothing but fast food and gas station food and I tell him that's he going to be the prettiest dead 40 year old
On what grounds did they reject you? As an American show they already have tens of thousands of 600lbs sacks of shit breathing heavily to get onto the show??
Back when I was in my growth spurt i would eat something like 4 McDonald’s double cheeseburgers, fries, 3 cookies and a chocolate shake. God damn do I miss being able to eat like that.
>my growth spurt
what are you, 12?
I had a friend who would always order 4 McDonald's cheeseburgers, fries, the 3 cookies, and an ice cream after school and he trooned out in college despite being 6'4"
Me this morning. Got an omelette with 2 yolks and 4 whites instead of the usual 1 yolk and 4 whites. Feels like shit bros.
>Used to be able to drop and gain weight effortlessly
>Now in my late 30s and carrying too many pounds
>Cut soda and sugar out of my diet to drop a few pounds
>Month later and look slightly better but not a single difference on the scale
What is this wizardry? How could I not have lost weight? I haven't been eating more to replace those dropped calories either. Is this just another shit thing that comes with ageing?
sugar will both bloat and inflame you, cutting sugar is the first and most effective step. You just need to move more
>don’t count calories
>wtf y I don’t lose weight
moron
i cant stop eating grapes
I ate three pieces of pizza and a couple of grape sodas last night and I woke up having to shit, completely dehydrated, and with a bloated stomach.
God imagine being this weak to goyslop, what is wrong with you?
I'm 37.
Did you eat clean all your life?
I eat goyslop from time to time, but like tonight, I haven't had a pizza in a couple months. As I get older, every time I eat shitty food the appeal erodes.
I'm feeling that more and more and I'm only 30. I get ya. I stopped drinking soda like 5 years ago completely.
I'm eating pizza and drinking pepsi in bed rn
fake n ghey. Start a youtube channel doing mukbangs. People love watching fat people eat.
frick fat people are disgusting but the sheer act of gluttony is so funny to me.
>I hate my life. But I love food.
that means you love life and your pain too
I ate a medium pizza to myself today.
But I did the right thing and didn't eat supper or anything else today.
>tfw ate an angry whopper yesterday and ever since I feel like I have to fart/poop but nothing comes out. I've never experienced this level of bloating before.
>have loyal best friend
>have ex-wife
>have a child
>lived life happily as a gay man for years
what was his reason for completly ruin his life again? his butt buddy offed himself or something?
>only get to see daughter on weekends because b***h wife
>her bday is coming up
>on Thursday night buy an ice cream cake for her, am a poorgay and it’s all I can afford
>on Friday evening I can’t hold back anymore, take out the cake and plan to only eat one slice but accidentally eat it all
>when she comes on Saturday I just give her an Oreo with a single candle I hastily put on top
>can see the disappointment in here eyes even though she thanked me
Bleak.
moronic fat homosexual you couldn't wait 1 day to share it with your daughter? you deserve zero sympathy
Get your shit together, you fricking pussy.
Must be a bait
Funny, you posted this either as bait or to garner sincere sympathy, yet this just makes you look like an butthole. Kids come before everything else, even your addiction. It's no excuse.
unironically more tragic and kino than the movie
>260kg
Jesus christ anon you should be put in a cage and tour the country in a circus
I had a chipotle bowl last night and I already had a decently lunch
Smh
You need to get to 800 lbs, THEN they HAVE to let you on the show!
i drank the ranch
>I'm about to pour another right now
homie post a pic. You really that big?
Just stop eating, bro
I remember being a fat c**t, eating chocolate bar after chocolate bar and calling it a meal.
Once I ate three coconuts, another time three bags of salted pistachios. Those were the most horrible shits I ever had.
The one guy thing about being this fat is that I could just be a total neet and play vidya / watch kino / shitpost all the live long day until I die. It's always been my dream to be a NEET. Sadly my normalcy prevents me from actually throwing away everything I have to do so... but every so often I wonder...
h-hot, post tummy
about 6 months ago I was having a bad spell where I was eating as a way to self harm. I ate an entire tub of cake frosting in about 30 minutes. Even kept eating when I felt like I was going to throw up. Got a splitting headache after and started shaking all over.
You guys should post pics on /soc/.
>You guys should post pics on /soc/.
The main character is not the titular whale. It's a metaphor. From now on, these threads should read "Times you acted like Charlie, the main character of the motion picture entitled The Whale, as portrayed by Brendan Fraser."
I want a food addicted gf so bad bros
Imagine having a gf you can feed to terrifying new heights of fat and rolls. She would be utterly dependent on you once she could no longer leave the house. You'd have total control, imagine the implications.
I'm 250lbs and I've been eating takeaways pretty much twice a day since I was 17. I'm now in my 30s, I don't exercise, and I still eat stupidly large portions (two whole extra pizzas for dinner, 3 McDon's meals for breakfast, two kebab wraps and a cheeseburger for lunch, and meats and cheeses as snacks, for example). Most of my money goes on food. And yeah, I look like a fatass with breasts and a huge gut, but my arms and legs look normal so it exaggerates my fat torso.
Despite all of that, I'm STILL not 500 fricking pounds. How the frick do you physically get to that state? Either my genetics are desperately coping to save me, or you landwhales are intentionally killing yourselves.
Youre like Boogie, perpetually on the brink of 500 but somehow never over
I don't look as bad as Boogie, I'm more like Chris Pratt when he was still fat but with bigger gyno.
Its not hard to look much better than that disgusting fricker
>but my arms and legs look normal so it exaggerates my fat torso
This isn't good because it implies that you have low muscle mass. If you don't think you'll lose weight you should still lift. Being strongfat will make you a beast that can throw automobile engine blocks at people.
Who tf puts mayo on their pizza
test
That's hilarious OP you are gonna die.
>dropped to 138 pounds from 145 eating healthy
>cholestrol in the red
>docs say I have hypercholesterolemia
>all my fatter relatives have better levels than I do eating without a care
Some bullshit
How tall are you? Are you some normal looking guy that got screwed? If so then that really sucks.
Five foot nine.
take some vitamin k
I've come to love baked brussel sprouts (didn't help) but I can add other leafy greens.
idiot
Kino story OP
The more I think about it, the more I think super obesity is the best way to have a nice day.
once I ate nothing but chicken tendies and ice cream for 7 months straight. I walked my dogs daily so I ended up only gaining 80 pounds. I miss those days.
I ate an entire frozen pizza last night
Is it worse to eat like the whale or be a 5thcof vodka a day alkie?
they're both pretty bad
extremely obese people probably get just as much liver damage anyway just from fructose in sodas and other foods where it's used as an additive. Fructose is basically metabolized almost the same way as alcohol in the liver and can cause just as much damage.
vodka alcoholic probably fricks up his life with drunk driving and social withdrawal first though, but healthwise I think they're roughly about the same
they both die before 40 though
equal
You don't even need to be strictly over 600 lbs to get on the show.
>do combined swimming + gym practice
>be absolutely ravenous
>go to shop on empty stomach right after exercise
>hehe wow anyways what a waste well let's eat healthy
>cook some chicken breast and rice
>eat healthy modest meal of chicken breast, rice, 4 frozen pizzas, 2 mega bags of chips, nearly one litre of sourcream dip, 3 mars bars, 3 litres of coke, pint of ice cream, root beer, 2 real beers, one fuet and bag of fudge
oops
What’s the point of the beers at that point? All that food is going to soak it up anyway.
>be obese
>tons of estrogen in your body
>still go bald
Yikes.
The character didn't get fat until the end of his relationship with his gay lover. He started out as an average guy until the stress hit him.
I kind of wanted to watch that movie but the more I see screenshots like that the less I actually want to watch that shit, am I expected to have empathy for him? Looks like that role is the final nail in the confin Hollywood found to humiliate him, they even gave him a pity Oscar for it, sick bunch of people.
I ate a home run inn frozen pizza last night all by myself
Let’s try to get that up to 4, anon.
for me it's two slices of Red Baron and then letting my friend scarf the rest of it down
When I was really depressed in college a few years back I'd get really high, go to the holiday market and order a huge thing of poutine with duck bacon and cheese curds and cheese sauce and gravy, 2 gingersnap cookies the size of my head, and a bunch of cider. Then I'd go home, eat it all, maybe eat some frozen food, jerk off in the shower. It was a real low point. Thankfully I'm alright now.
>poutine with duck bacon and cheese curds and cheese sauce and gravy
holy fricking based that sounds really good
I visited Quebec and would eat regular poutine in the night while freezing my ass off and it was a great feeling
I am literally 5'11 and 110 pounds.
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