>Times you made a mistake recommending a film
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>Times you made a mistake recommending a film
>Times you made a mistake recommending a film
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>told everybody I know that original Red Dawn is kino
>got told it´s shit
>told the philistines the remake is better
You just reminded me to put it on my watchlist.
>in highschool
>like 15 people are at my house for a party
>i put on kung pow and learn the hard way that it's the biggest love it or hate movie in the world
only like 3 people liked it and i was one of them.
sounds traumatic
>15 people
>all watching a movie in 1 living room
party?
Similar story but it was Mean girls and everyone actually loved it and i was hailed a hero
Similar story but it was The Mask and people loved it so much they stopped bullying me over it.
No kidding. I put it on for friends who hasn't seen it about 10-15 years ago. Until then we thought we had the exact same sense of humor but they hated that movie. Anons, I just want to go back 20 years and quote it on the bus with my friends every morning.
I showed it to my mom and she loved it
My mom showed it to me and I hated it
can your mom post here instead?
Mom took me and a friend to see it in theater and walked out in two minutes once she realized the off dubbing was going to last the whole time. Me and my friend loved it and when he reached out to me almost 10 years later on facebook he included that his nipples looked like milk duds.
Thats nice. I hope you rekindled a good friendship.
We're talking about movies you pervert
you know the rules homosexual
Oh no
Same, but for me it was Joe Dirt.
I cant remember why but I mentioned Under The Skin to some guys I used to play football(soccer) with. One of them later told me he liked it so it wasnt that bad but still
man....my younger brother finally started showing an interest in film in his 20s after getting into Wes Anderson and loving when I rec'd Tree of Life to him. So I suggested Under the Skin of my other favorites and the fricking butthole had the nerve to tell me he watched it while driving with a iPad sitting on his dashboard.
I was incensed but even more disappointed this but otherwise competent kid was doing that on American Highways and while somehow also working his way through med school. pre-frontal lobe 25 and all that I guess
*he hated it and couldn't hide how weird he thought it was and that strange that I'd like it
textbook symptoms of pleb filtering
Under the Skin is legit fricking trash mate. Get off your high horse.
sez u
>Recommending erotic murder movies to friends and family
Embarrassing. Also get better taste ffs.
>saw pic related
>loved it
>made a big deal out of it to my friends
>make 4 other people watch it
>everyone else fricking hated it
>tell my ultimate pleb co-worker I loved Neon Demon
>he decides to watch it for some reason
>falls asleep before end
>didn't get it
>join a film club in high-school
>finally is my turn to play a film
>choose pic related
>forever get branded with "the worst taste in movies" for the remainder of the time there
This is way too niche for a bunch of dumb high schoolers. Should have picked Ghost Dog.
That stupid little shitter of a kid sucked nuts. He spends the entire movie screaming like an autist. Director deserved his box office bomb.
They obviously ADR'ed the entire movie, why couldnt they have picked a voice actor that didnt sound like a 15 year old trying to sound weathered?
I remember a long time ago pirating a copy of 300 for a highschool class project for economics, we had a group project and we needed multiple finished pieces to present to the class. I chose to make a commercial for a fake product we had to create. The movie just came out and I liked it. I just clutch cargo'd my mouth over characters saying lines by just replacing certain words with foam finger, using some digital editor I had. There was some other shit I don't remember but the teacher liked it a lot and my group and I got an A and everybody clapped.
Fever dream movies are not worth sharing with outsiders.
Nice shoes
The same thing happened to me, but with pic related. They didn't even watch 20 minutes of it
this movie right here I showed to four of my friends in high school and only one of them liked it. The others said they don't like old movies and that they had zoned out at the very start.
>Zoning out during the ultra violence scenes
Lol how
They were right
The problem with sharing this movie is it is not a good movie,
but it is a good experience.
You kind of have to not like movies but have seen a lot of them to get the chices and enjoy
Capra ages ate my gif
>watched hellraiser a long time ago
>thought I remember it being really good
>watch it with GF
>cenobytes are cool
>everything else was fricking awful
>trustworthy friend tells me about Bullet Train
>another friend asks me for a movie
>uh Bullet Train
>we watch it and it's not so good and I look like an ass
It was ok. My dad even liked it and he whines about everything
Bullet Train was good in that "Off-Brand Tarantino" sort of way.
>the biggest Guy Ritchie rip-off in recent memory
>"Off-Brand Tarantino"
Go watch more movies, and then have a nice day.
It felt like a mix of both actually with the actiony and long dialogue bits from tarantino and the snappy lines and larger-than-life characters from Guy.
I watched it hammered and had an absolute fantastic time. more so than other movies I've watched blitzed.
it was kino
Girlfriend and I both liked Blue Velvet, so I took her on a date to see Eraserhead.
We did not have sex that night.
>DON'T YOU FRICKING LOOK AT ME!
Eraserhead came out years before Blue Velvet
I really liked the Boondock Saints when I was 11 years old. I bought it on dvd years later and tried to watch it with my uncle and his friend and they roasted the shit out of me and I couldn't defend myself because that movie really is very gay.
>First gf at the end of hs was a cute hipster chick with a great body
>Going to nyc for college soon to study philosophy
>Give her a copy of pick related as a gift because I thought she'd like the dialog and premise
>She returned it to me, after watching it and had a "talk" about my lack of sensitivity to rape discussions on rape
>Broke up with me soon after and we both went off to college
Really glad I didn't stay with her at this point but I do chuckle to myself about it every time I watch it.
Some barrista bawd was asking me about a book I was reading in her cafe, which was William Faulkner's Sanctuary. She asked if it was good, etc seems flirty, I gave her the book since she seemed so interested. Next time I saw her she went off because I didn't warn her about the brutal rape and imprisonment of some bawd, which is in fact the premise of the book. I had zero interest in her so it didn't matter.
This book looks great, thanks for the rec, and yeah for a long time after I assumed most girls couldn't comprehend art on a deep level. Except my one female friend from college. Then one day I realized I loved her and never needed another women that wasn't related to me in my life.
Are you guys together?
No
Better off. In any case, they made an old movie about Sanctuary called The Story of Temple Drake. It was so indecent it led to the institution of the Hays code.
I told a woman to read Blood Meridian once and she got mad. Chalk up another to "books and movies women don't understand"
>Chalk up another to "books and movies women don't understand"
You guys always say this but my mother loved this movie
That's because your Mom wants your gonads, brah. Women only like what their men are interested in.
nah you are definitely autistic. that's not a book that happens to have an incidental occurrence of rape as part of a larger story, it's the whole damn reason to read the book in a sensational exploitive cashgrab, brutal rape is literally half the synopsis, that's not something you blindly give out to strangers - especially cute girls- in a civilized society
I recommended henry portrait of a serial killer to my wifes brother and he never talked to me again
Did he die or what?
Kek. I watched it with my sister and she thought it was ok. I had a blast.
Go on.
Then I raped her.
It’s an excellent movie. What a pleb.
Blue Velvet for an early date
Someone asked for good mob movies here and I said "Corky Romano" as a bad joke but the OP included me in a mass reply with other serious recommendations to say "Thanks". I feel bad if they actually tried to watch it
Frick man, this reply absolutely sent my sides into orbit
its 'aight
>yuo will never be a member of the groovy tie squad
Topkek, I did the same thing with Batman & Robin to a friend one time and he side-eyed me at school for the entire week after.
I put on Greasy Strangler for a mixed and unprepared group. Didn't go great.
Has literally never happened to me. I have a perfect taste detector, and I adapt to the crowd I am presenting my recommendations to. You're all selfish autistic incels who think youre too cool to choose a shitty movie because you LOVED it. Losers.
>Invited 3 friends to see Pirates: World End at a midnight showing at 15
>None of them show up despite saying they would
>Watch from corner first row with drunk college guys
Became a loner after that
I put on Black Dynamite and they said it looked old
It was supposed to look old because it is a parody of blacksploitation flicks. Your friends are morons.
Imagine unironically being friends with tastless zoomer normalgays
>take my 3 normie cousins to see The Joker
>they all hated it and think I'm weird now
>we don't really talk anymore
welp
They're moronic, it was a really popular movie so even normalgays got something out of it.
>Be me, older brother
>Younger teenage sister comes to me for a movie recommendation for her and her friend to watch
>Uhhh uhhh her friend is hot and I don't want to look like an idiot who can't think of a single movie
>Shit, what was the last one I watched?
>"Yeah you guys should check out 'I Spit on Your Grave'"
>Next day sister and her friend come to me
>"Anon, did you know there's a whole rape scene in the movie you recommended? That's really weird"
>Oh shit
i don't think women can finish movies they don't like. maybe they're on their phones the whole time taking selfies for tictacs and can't name a single character
how do you morons not understand women instinctually dislike rape scenes jesus christ
Clearly.
Yes and?
>consensual rough sex is rape
>a scene in a movie is rape
Yes, a scene that depicts rape is indeed, a depiction of rape
theres no real difference between "consensual rough sex" and two actors consensually acting out a rape scene
The comic you posted has nothing to do with the original argument. Women like rough sex =/= women like rape. And the inability or obstinacy to make the connection that watching a rape scene, even if fake, is still unpleasant and reminiscent of actual rape, indicates a strong possibility of autism. So I won't waste any further time with a spastic
Women like rough sex because they want to simulate rape.
You're literally the pathetic simp at the bottom of the pic.
>y-you guys aren't a-actually into this, r-right?
This is unironically 100% correct. All the youngest women I shagged were all about political correctness, but as soon as they got into the dicking they turned into turbobawds. All in all it's a decent compromise if you ask me.
Women frick me off but you have to be an autistic moron to not understand that being accosted by strangers is comparable to consensually enjoying a personal kink.
This is probably why you morons don't get pussy.
It means nothing when they consider 2 seconds of non-chad eye contact to be literal rape
I didn't even think about it; the cafe was by my college and I was reading it in that context---between classes for a class. There were lots of women in the class that didn't get all huffy and red-faced at the prof lol. Not my fault she can't reflect on the relationship between life and art, especially when it's women themselves that both fantasise about, and use as a badge of persecution those types of assaults. (And especially when she was the one bugging me about it.)
>for a class. There were lots of women in the class
that's a little more understandable but I'm sure you understand the difference if you went to college. It is something you should be mindful since as you say you "did not even think about it"
>art should never be confronting, challenging, disturbing or provocative
You must be american
>um yikes my guy you can't just portray bad things in film
Women love some rape, it has to be ilrevwrable style though, also they can’t Elbe brainwashed into a programmed reaction,mile. Femtatd
How to say you are under 30 without saying you are under 30
>how do you morons not understand women instinctually dislike rape scenes
oh shut the frick up
women love Outlander
>instinctually dislike rape
It's the exact opposite actually
They get wet thinking about it and it fricks with their head since society tells them they are suppose to hate it
it took some time but very early I figured out that the people I hang out with only enjoy generic action over the top slop so I never recommend anything
>scrolling Netflix for a movie to watch at the end of a high school graduation party
>see Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, only one other person there has seen it
>"Oh look, they have Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey too. I wonder if that one's as good as the first."
>other person says that it was just as good if not better
>we decide to put on Bogus Journey
>it's palpable how little anyone, myself included, is enjoying it
>person who said it was good had to leave early
>for some reason we didn't turn it off and instead sat in silence through the entire movie
>get to the end and apologize for wasting everyone's time, insist that the first movie was actually really good so I was misled
>everyone goes home and I didn't see any of them again until a funeral six years later
The Seventh Seal reference was funny but based on the crowd I doubt anyone else there even got it. Don't watch this one, bros.
i saw bogus journey before excellent adventure. it was given out as a DVD at pizza hut i believe, or you could also get Mr Mom
i had both
Shit taste, Bogus Journey is much better
>this homosexual didn’t get a full on robot chubby
I love bogus journey. Even if it's carried by death 90% of the time.
Snowpiercer, everyone else quit before the end
Tank Girl.
The English teacher turned it off and "confiscated" it until the end of the year and had a talk with me. She was hot.
>She was hot
Hell yeah
>Like 8-10 years old
>Visit father and there's nothing to do at his house
>Rent movies from store
>Watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail several times
>Eventually get it on DVD at home
>Try to show like 4-5 of my friends from school when they come over one day
>They don't laugh at all, even during the Black Knight, and then turn it off
>Forever branded as strange
i wanted to watch BR2049 with some friends but the AirBnB had a tiny television with shitty sound which made enjoying that movie basically impossible.
i felt such shame and they wound up finishing the movie on their own after tapping out.
In college my friends and I would carry the couches from one building's lobby into a classroom with a big projector on the weekends and watch movies. Being able to watch a Blade Runner double feature in a private kinoplex again some day is what inspires me to keep moving in my career.
>be 15
>older brother has been flirting with a girl and one night the girl and her friend come around
>bro tells me that this is "the night" for him and that while he's busy with this girl I have to hangout with the friend
>even said I could probably get with the friend if I tried
>they show up
>the "friend" is 16yrs old, taller than me and had done some amateur modelling in our town
>try to be cool, not sure if it's working
>brother and the girl go to a different room and I'm stuck with the fricking model
>put on Grease thinking I had made an actually pretty good choice
>everything actually was going well for the first hour we were chatting a lot
>suddenly Rizzo's pregnancy arc starts
>model goes fricking silent
>I start to see her cry
>she goes to the other room and knocks on the door saying she has to go
>they leave
>brother is fricking furious with me
>tfw I found out the next week that this model had an abortion recently
I still think Grease was the right call. Great movie
dodged a cannon ball sized bullet, a destroyer shell sized bullet. 1 pregnancy, 1 abortion, "amateur modelling", 16. yucky
Nah dude, Dirty Dancing.
you're vile
what how
>brother says you could get lucky
>just had an abortion.
Larp harder.
huh? I dont see the contradiction
whenever I showed my brother kino like A Night To Remember, Fail Safe, or 12 Angry Men, he would fall asleep. I think the combination of mono crackling audio and the black and white sepia causes ASMR and he soon passes out.
My favorite thing to do is recommend Buffalo 66 to friends, they enjoy it, and ask me for another recommendation. Then I say, "Well, if you liked that, you're gonna love that director's next movie..."
And then a day or two later I laugh when they tell me that The Brown Bunny sucked.
I unironically like it, but I know you have to really be in the right head space for it.
christina ricci's breasts
I recommend Buffalo 66 to people and if they like it I just ghost the morons.
It's one thing to enjoy watching buffalo 66. But to think it's a good movie? Absolutely not. Easily one of the worst 50 movies I've ever seen.
>Times you made a mistake recommending a film
Friend asked for a really good horror movie to watch for Halloween. Recommended him The Thing. He watched it with his girlfriend and her friends. His girlfriend got really woozy watching it and made a big drama out of it. Some of her friends got disgusted. He blames me for getting no Halloween sex from his gf..
sounds like your friend is a moron who has a moronic girlfriend
>sounds like your friend is a moron who has a moronic girlfriend
He watches anime and tried to watch High School of the Dead and his girlfriend decided she fricking hated zombies and had a panic attack until he started watching something else. She then went off on one about zombies making her uncomfortable as if she had some phobia prior to him watching it.
He never told me he was watching The Thing with his gf and her friends. I would have told him not to watch it with her.
you cannot be fricking serious lmfao
I wish I was. She has a habbit of suddenly inventing a "long-running" phobia or dislike of something out of no where.
I will never understand why anybody stays with people like this. Unless they are stupid rich or something.
Sex and company alone is not good enough to keep me around someone this obnoxious
it's almost always "The Fear"
>"The Fear"
What the frick is that?
afraid to leave a relationship like that because they think they'll never find anybody else because they're a spineless worm
I know a lot of people stuck in relationships with psycho hose-beasts and the story is always the same
>they'll never find anybody else
But that's already an improvement over someone like that guy described.
I never understood why anybody would rather be with someone they barely tolerate and that barely tolerates them back instead of just being alone.
medium to spicy mental illness is always involved and everyone is usually ugly which helps the fuel the massive insecurity singularity
one friend of mine with a truly unhinged gf is actually a reasonable looking, fit, well-off car autist but he lives in COMPLETE dread of this woman's every BPD soaked tantrum - it's really brutal to see
he secretly loves it. you're friends with that kind of person. do something about it.
friend was a strong word - he comes to poker night
I do not respect him
the point is some women act that way only because people enable it
>the point is some women act that way only because people enable it
Not just women really. Most abusive relationships of any kind only exist because some people are perfect victims.
Just think about battered wives for instance, most of them have a ton of chances of either murdering or entirely incapacitating their aggressor in several different ways on a daily basis and almost none of them ever try. They stay in that relationship and take it. And even when they are rescued from it or the guy dies for some unrelated reason they end up with another person that treats them the same way. Most 'victims' are beyond help and/or directly responsible for their own victimization
mhm
I'm not sure I could remain friends with a person like that.
I would just slowly lose respect for them over time and eventually want nothing to do with it
I wonder how she'd react if she saw cartel gore lol
who hasn't heard of the thing or at least knows the basic premise
>wtf anon how could you recommend a scary film during halloween
women are like this, they want the "vibe" of it not the grim parts of it
had something similar happen to me but with true crime serial killer documentary
>they want the vibe
Genuinely what did you/women mean by this?
its means they want a real life equivalent to how to feels to look at a comfy mood picture of SCARY MOVIES + HALLOWEEN + PUMPKINS + FALL LEAVES which doesn't fricking exist.
the more I learn about women the more my hatred grows
It means they want every horror movie to be Trick R Treat or Ginger Snaps.
pintrest mood board in film form. basically hallmark movies set in Fall or a pg-13 toothless jumpscare turd
Guarantee they like that disney movie about the three harpies and nightmare before christmas
Women have no idea themselves
Girlfriend was the Thing, obviously.
kill your friend for having shit taste
at least you didn't recommend the fly or the blob
The Thing is one of those movies women just don't understand.
>hanging out with friends
>not sure what to watch
>vaguely remember finding clerks 2 funny ages ago
>suggest it
>mfw i severely misremembered it
I never understood why he got super strength in the fly
Flies aren't strong, why would combining it with a man make him powerful
>say something to your fly girl
>shotguns him
simpsons reference
>be me in 6th grade
>like picrel because of funny talking dog and liked Jason Lee from My Name is Earl
>class has movie day I put it up front with the other movies
>two kids pass and laugh, not at the movie, but wondered what idiot brought it in
>walk up when no ones looking and hide it in-between my jacket and shirt
>put it in my backpack the rest of the day
Three years later, the one guy ended up "going out with" my only "girlfriend" after we "broke up". A few years ago he and his friends were part of the rave scene, and he ended up letting his then gf overdose instead of calling the cops. afraid of getting caught with drugs. She was a nice girl too before she got mixed up with them. He's basically non existent now. Get fricked, Jon, you brony homosexual.
I guess you truly were the underdog
Thanks for the trauma dump squirt but after that paragraph after the story you don't deserve any sympathy from anyone.
>person he's no longer in contact with dies from someone else's drugs
How is this anon's fault
Not that anon but drug addicts, specially when they are high, are the worst friends a person can have.
I entirely cut out a few of my friends from my life after an incident where one of these friends refused to call emergencies services for a non-drug related incident because he was too scared of getting caught. Thankfully nobody died
>zero confidence in himself and his interests
>seethes on Cinemaphile years later with perfect details on what happened to the person who made him feel slightly uncomfortable
Checks out. This thread is pure autism.
>Told my wife that Cool World was worth a watch, since she had never seen it
>mfw
'Drive'. I thought it was a great movie. I recommended it to a friend and ended up watching it with my friend and his dad. You could hear a pin drop. They clearly thought it was shit.
>what do you do, anon
>no, do..
>I drive........
half of these fricking posts are just anxious morons who apparently just assumed everyone hated their movies without asking.
what the frick do you homosexuals do when the movie ends? just sit there in silence and leave? what the frick is this thread???? a few funny post with genuine confrontation, but some of you need help.
Did they? Or did you put on an incredibly intense movie that stunned them? How the frick would you know? You apparently didn't ask, you boring anxious weirdo.
ok thanks
I recommended my parents the Mist and Manchester by the Sea and they both were upset after watching both of them. They're the type of boomers who should only be recommended movies like Oceans 11 and Matchstick Men. Those are "deep" movies to them. I don't even like the Miet or Manchester that much, they were just casual recs.
matchstick men is great, maybe a top 6 cage
Father of my fiancé invited me for Christmas dinner, very comfy, after dinner he asked me to put on some movie from my library, I chose one, never heard of it before.
It was Crank 2.
There are father in laws that would slap you on the back and call you son for this
that's what you get for watching a sequel you'd never heard of. Surf II would have worked.
i understood it less than primer
Recommending a movie with rape to a girl is the same thing as recommending a porn.
She might even enjoy it secretly but will think you're creepy as frick when she finds out
I put on Primal Fear with my family and my sister spoiled the (albeit kinda obvious) twist, because she thought it was fight club.
This happens everytime for me for virtually anything with friends. I never put on music, I never pick a movie, I never fricking suggest going somewhere new because I always pick just the worst fricking option that looked okay and ruin the mood
i'm not going to subject my tastes to others, it never works. unless you're dating them, then they adopt your tastes and watch or listen to whatever you want.
Yeah my tastes are too autistic so I keep it all to myself. Talking about what I enjoy media wise has never done me any good
>be me, in college
>get hot chick to come hang out in my dorm, but first date so need entertainment
>"you said you have movies on your computer anon?"
>Rules_of_attraction.avi on my 19" crt monitor
>we both knew I fricked up by the end
>still got a handjob
Chick invited me over to watch movies sometimes. She nailed it with SLC punk, it was perfect when we were 15, I'll still rewatch it any time. once she tried to show me rocky horror picture show and we stopped it and i went home
>once she tried to show me rocky horror picture show and we stopped it and i went home
You had an alt girl wanting to watch one of the drunkest, horniest musicals of all time and you left halfway through? You are your own biggest wienerblock, anon.
introduced my nephew to anime. He is now a troon.
Look what you did to him.
my fave with communists is they always use the excuse "it wasn't done properly"
just coincidence every single communist country was a poor shithole and every capitalist one naturally starts to recover even with shitty management
>every capitalist one
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Haiti exists.
I'm a commie, and I'll die on the hill that Soviet Union was actually awesome back when Stalin was in charge.
>My whole flavor of collectivism is just doing what one big guy says.
Yeah I know, ironic. Also I know I'm too boring to (you), but some nerd's going to @ me by saying 'but people were suffering & killed & blah blah blah' yeah, nerd. That's what playing catch up to the rest of the modern world kind of required, doesn't it? + maybe people shouldn't have wilded out. Thanks for reading.
>I'll die on the hill
Hope you do, psychopath piece of shit
Seeth about it, idc. It takes mondo amounts of blood from some one for any real progress in any fashion to be made. Red team just speed runs it.
Not seething about shit, moron, you're fricking stupid.
Thanks. I prefer it when you people are honest about being evil
>Red team just speed runs it.
Wow, thanks for perfectly summing up communism.
Yep, that's what we want for society, to model it after a legitimately insane hobby where people piss away vast amounts of time and resources, doing the exact. same. fricking. thing. over. and. over. again. no matter how many times they fail, just fricking HOPING that "THIS TIME*"(TM) (R) (C) it's going to work out and they can shave 0.001 seconds off their time to get that amazing 1st place world record... For a single category, of a single game, of which they are likely only 1 of merely a handful of people competing over.
>Beat LVL 1 of doom in 30 minutes and never played it again?
You're a failure and need to 'git gud'
>Beat LVL 1 of doom in 29 seconds?
You're a "hero" despite having wasted over 10,000 hours to do so. Then even more when someone else beats your time 2 weeks later...
Oh, but don't worry. THIS TIME you'll be able to force society to hit the wall at the exact fricking angle and velocity whilst walking backwards for over 12 fricking hours to build up enough speed so Mario can hop through exactly 8 QPU's (which stands for quadruple parrallell universes in the QPU-aligned grid) to trigger the glitch that will allow society as a whole to pass through the fricking brick wall with "COMMUNISM DOESN'T FRICKING WORK" painted on it without having to press the A-button more than 1/2 a time for your daily allottment of food stamps.
You don't need to speed run it moron. You can achieve progress peacefully if your system creates national intercooperation. Pitting class against class, landowner against cityslicker will never not fail in ways that need not have been.
>but people were suffering & killed & blah blah blah' yeah, nerd. That's what playing catch up to the rest of the modern world kind of required, doesn't it?
Frick no, moron. My country caught up by adopting capitalism and went from living in turf houses with no electricity and running water to having one of the highest standards of living in the world
Jesus fricking Christ, why am I even subjected to viewing this reddit shit.
I've had threads deleted for asking legit questions about film.
youre not a commie youre a control freak who got scared when he started learning about the world as a teenager and decided the only way you could possible fathom a framework is through your shitty adventure movies growing. Good vs Evil is where you decided to stop thinking. It was all too much for you so you gave up, and decided to chose whatever was the opposite of everything that was just so terrifying around you. Like a big mean BOSS or a competitive COWORKER. You think you could do away with those and everything will start getting better and simple again... like when you were a child. Stalin wouldn't be your father. He cant protect you from the systems that be. Nobody can. Grow the frick up and get the hell out of your head.
>Now Marxists on the whole form two camps in my mind, politically and ideologically. In all Marxist groups you get the rather weak, pacifistic, loving, humanistic people. The vicar’s daughter who believes human nature isn’t . . . right. If only we could be nicer to each other, if only we could spread more love. You get these people always in ultra left and communist groups, and next to them on the podium, next to them in the auditorium, [are] your utterly nihilistic, ruthless, virtually criminal types who want to use the structure of power when they get it to crush those underneath them, don’t give a damn about ideology, and are actually amongst the most misanthropic people you could ever meet. And you have these extremes of the innocent lovey and the sort of sadistic amoralist in the same group
Vanilla sky made my friend stop watching movies with me for around a year
I watched Cube with my wife
She loves shit like Saw but she was deeply upset
man media literacy is absolutely dead, not a surprise given actual literacy is also in the toilet for a huge number of public school kids. in their deracinated streaming ghettos they know nothing but a life of slop, if they can even keep their eyes on the screen.
I have outweirded my weirdo geek friends in HS with this. We used to watch western horrors and slashers and shit all the time, but somehow this was too much for them. Also this was before bittorrent existed and anime and Japanese cinema weren't so ubiquitous, so I was the only one of the bunch who was into it.
It's been 10 years since I gave it to him and my dad still mentions it conversationally with total disgust and disdain. I think it deeply affected the way he thinks about me.
>sharing coom bait with your whitebred dad.
Yo don’t understand white culture, you are supposed to pretend to be asexual toward each other.
Here is a primer
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>pick something
>they sit on their phone
>they openly dislike it and won't give it a chance
>they pick something and you actually give it a fair watch even if it is attrocious
>critique something they like and they go mental like it is life and death for them
yeah. and musicgays are worse because their personalities get wrapped up in something that isn't them
maybe she was just being nice but my 70 yr old Algebra II teacher liked the DVD of Aronofsky's 'Pi' that I lent to her. what can I say some of us have just got a talent for recs
I ended up talking about The Lure at length during a film history class in college and the professor who had to be in her 80's wrote it down to watch later. Art professors can't be phased so I'm sure nothing in there offended her but I still get a chuckle imagining her watching mermaids get their fishpussies spread in her home kinostation because of me.
wait we have more mermussy films besides the lighthouse?
I liked it more than The Lighthouse and I'm an Eggersgay. Horror-musical based on The Little Mermaid set in an 80's Poland strip club directed by a lesbian. Fully mechanical mermaid prosthetics. It's expectedly garish but in a much more competent way than similar content from American indies. Nearly imported the DVD just to see it even without subtitles after hearing about it from Cannes and never expected a US release. My prayers were answered and it was the first Criterion release I ever bought.
based, love that movie
who are you talking to cause that's not what I said
Any opposite stories?
>be in film class in high school
>teacher says we're going to watch singing in the rain
>expected a boring slow paced meandering shit show from decades ago
>watch it
>it's genuinely funny, entertaining, catchy and memorable
>became one of my favourite films
showed a friend of mine V for Vendetta when we were in high school and he loved it.
Try talking movies
>don't like old movies
>don't like this
>don't like that
Frickers don't like anything
Don't seek validation for the kino you enjoy. It's a very personal thing. Like music.
Starvation happens to everyone, in every country. You just don't pay attention.
Starvation deaths at tens of millions at a time don't "just happen," you fricking moron, unless communism is in play.
Even during the great depression starvation was very rare in america. Communist evil and incompetence is responsible for the soviet and chinese starvations
life is cheap in Asia, communism just made it obvious.
>take a girl to watch Resident Evil 2 for our second date
>she never calls me again
>be eleven
>every week the students get to choose a movie
>it's my turn
>my choice was fricking Thunderpants
>a literal movie about farting
>I was the only one who thought it was hilarious
>the girls in the class looked at me with disdain ever since
Yeah that would have been social suicide past 2nd grade. Just thinking about it makes me kek.
>recommend my parents the one piece live action
>they quit after ep. 1 because of the "excessive gay tension between koby and luffy"
I hope your parents disown you.
my parents the one piece live action
What a depressing thread.
>meet new friend, older guy
>he has a korean girlfriend, older than him by a little
>go over and she cooks dinner, i pick out oldboy
>she recognizes the actors but hasn't seen the movie before, neither had friend
>find out that she hates looking at blood and does a pretty typical asian over reaction during basically any part you would expect
>the ending happens and she freaks out
>im basically laughing myself to tears
>friend just like wtf
also brought over the sympathy movies, we never watched them.
I'm sure we'll watch another one sooner or later, It's nice to watch kino with a native speaker. I even had some cultural things explained to me like a joke in the movie that didn't really make sense in english.
>only have one friend when i got out of the psych ward after a nightmare travel experience
>he's a little young than my parents, but he's into movies and politics and shit
>summer of 2019 get drunk with the guy every weekend and watch kino
>lend him some movies from my small collection
>later on in the summer two of his friends come by. a pollack and a pajeet
>the pajeet mentions he's going to a family thing, needs a kid-friendly movie to entertain his relatives
>i suggest one i lent to mutual buddy, 48 Hrs
>a year later move out of basement during pandamic
>remember lending out movie
>go to pajeet's house, about a 5-6 minute bus ride from my place
>guy's not home, talk to the one roommate
>apparently they don't even have a DVD player kek
>pajeet dies a couple years later and never see movie again
which is too bad, because that's the movie that got me into movies. rewatched with my dad recently, the dialogue is histerical.
I speak on behalf of everyone when i say greentext the nightmare travel experience.
it's a long story, the tl;dr version is i made friends with a guy through a meetup.com DnD group. turns out the dude was a psycho ex-con.
>went to uni with GM from DnD group
>he gets me into drugs and shit
>met a dealer through GM
>between the two guys over a 5 year span suffer verbal abuse, intimidation and physical threats
yeah in retrospect i was a spineless beta b***h to even continue hanging with these two gays for so long, unfortunately growing up i wasn't raised to be wary of criminals. no street smarts whatsoever in my early twenties. anyways the nightmare travel experience happened as i was coming back home. the GM had moved away from my hometown by this point.
>lived in west coast city for the summer
>had some violent incidents happen with roommates
>get on greyhound to go up north, hear more threats from passengers/strangers on bus
>get to northern town, go to stay in hostel, immediately make bad impression on guests because the place is full
>cancel hostel reservation and go to hotel
>have to wait to check in, hang out in town and experience more hostility form randoms
>go see doctor at walk-in clinic, explain i haven't been sleeping
>prescribed zopiclone
>take two zoppies at hotel after checking in, try to fall asleep but feel wide awake
>hear guy down the hall scream at me "homosexual!! YOU FRICKING homosexual!!" because apparently i glanced at him in the parking lot.
>somehow fall asleep for a couple hours
>wake up, hear maid go down hallway mocking me
>"PUSSYYYYY!! WAKE UP PUSSYYYY!!"
>get on bus to head to next town where i'll be staying with GM -- bad idea
>long trip with a few changeovers or whatever
>people reacting to me sketching out on bus, mostly disparaging put downs.
>eventually get fed up and start mouthing off
>feel like i'm standing up for myself
>i recall this one long back and forth with some jock dude and his gf
>the guy was really mad, he's almost spitting at me
>"i'll break you in fricking half, you loser dork!"
>"buddy the only thing you're going to break into is the creatine powder. same thing with you your girlfriend and the cookie jar."
>get to one shithole town, a gang member boards the bus
>have an exchange with him, he pulls out a switchblade
>bus driver tells him to put it away and he does
>get to larger town outside destination
>instead of confronting the gang dude, i decide to go have a smoke outside
>come back in station and see one guy from earlier one complaining to someone about me
>this whole experience has come from the sensation that I've been "staring" at people in an uncontrollable, OCD way.
>gang dude comes in just as i turn around to avoid staring at the 100 people in the lobby
>gang guy mentions that if I were to confront him, he'd "skullfrick" me
>after that I lose my confidence, get back on bus during last leg of the trip and go into b***h mode
>more "new" people reacting to my breakdown
>actually apologize to everyone on the bus
>no one cares, which is to be expected in hindsight
>get to destination, make it to GM's place
>within two minutes of me arriving, i hear him say he's going to hurt me in a sexual way
>stay there for a couple weeks
>one night i almost left at 3am because i "heard" him threaten to physically throw me out.
>take the train back home, not as bad as bus
>when I arrive, dad picks me up from train station
>hang out in basement for about a month
>"something's wrong, I need to go to the hospital"
>go see student psychologist, she refers me to some sort of nurse in the mental health centre on campus
>that person brings in head psychologist or someshit
>during second meeting i mention i almost got into a fight with a teenager on the bus
>"that's it, you're getting locked up!"
spent about a week and a half in the psych ward. but that's a story for another time. and that's how i became schizo, lol.
sounds rough, hope you get feeling better bro
So those DnD guys bullied you so hard that they made you have a psychotic episode?
>actually apologize to everyone on the bus
LMAO
Sounds like schizophrenia.
you are correct
thank you anon. i'm on meds now so things are good.
never did meth. did crack with a bum once, very gross. that chick was schizo.
>West Coast
>violent incidents
>hearing multiple random, unrelated threats on the bus
>have trouble sleeping
>hear disembodied voices from down the hallway mocking you
Stop smoking meth and go to sleep
If the public transportation "walkable city" gays get their way we'll all have to deal with stuff like this every single day
>too fat to walk
Anon couldnt have walked all the way up the west coast, so he had to resort to public transportation and look where that got him. All of that couldve been avoided with a car.
Live in the pod and walk to your wagie station, goy.
I only hear americans talk about how the suburbs are soulless. I would gladly live in a suburb instead of a commie block
Behold, one of the most walkable cities on Earth in its hellish glory. Imagine being able to do grocery shopping and get a haircut without having to drive 20 miles, then going out and getting as drunk as you want and still getting home safe. Muh walkable city bad is the single most moronic thing /misc/ has thought of yet
great point oh wait we dont live in fricking japan now do we? no, we have to deal with schizos and Black folk.
I thought walkable cities are bad?? I guess they're only bad because they'd be filled with Americans. Doesn't sound like a design problem, then
>I guess they're only bad because they'd be filled with Americans
Yes and no.
Yes the main issue that would remove ANY of the benefits of so called walkable cities is Black folk and spics.
And no because the last thing I want is to live in a place like tokyo where having a proper yard is a luxury reserved for multi millionaires. Driving aint that bad if it means I'm not living inside a shoebox
I live in a "shoebox." It's smaller than an American apartment but it's perfectly comfortable to live and I want for nothing. Having the option to drive while also living in a city that can function as a first-world society is the best of both worlds. Sorry that it's not the case in places like India/Africa/USA
I'm not the guy you were originally talking to just jumped in to answer because it seemed like he had abandoned the discussion entirely.
Japan and even some places in Europe do sound rather comfy but I'm just addicted to having a garden and trees that I planted a decade ago that are massive now.
I wouldn't trade this for the most walkable city on the planet.
But yeah Black folk, or any non homogeneous society really, ruin the chance of this being a reality in most places even if we were to try something else
I mean you drive to stores and amenities that aren't overrun by foreign hordes, what would be the difference if you could just walk to them from your house?
>I mean you drive to stores and amenities that aren't overrun by foreign hordes
The way there is and sometimes even the stores are actually. If I could just walk there it would mean there are Black folk within walking distance of where I live.
I don't want Black folk within walking distance of where I live.
do they not also have cars or?
Schnizophrenic moron. A well-planned or developed city is simply
>you are out somewhere, anywhere at all in the entire city
>"let's go to a restaurant"
>"I wanna buy some clothes"
>"thirsty, want a Coke"
>"I could go for a beer"
>"I could use a haircut"
>"I need some more paper towels"
>"I'm running out of eggs"
You look something up on your phone and there's something within a 10 minute walk. Or you just walk in any random fricking direction and happen upon a bar or restaurant or cafe or convenience store
I think maybe the problem is in america a 10 minute walk is effectively a marathon because it's 20 minutes both ways
>most accomplished car thieves in the history of man
>incapable of making it to the suburbs/rural areas
Topkek. The actual problem with making all cities """walkable cities""" in the United States is the sheer scale of the endeavor. Almost every major city was designed around the use of cars, or at the very least large horse-drawn carriages, and the restructuring of those areas would result in mass displacement of millions of Americans until new, skyscraper-tier accomodations were constructed.
>> psych ward after a nightmare travel experience
do tell
>goes to family thing
>they have DVD player
>leaves it there
why did you think HE had a dvd player? you fool? is this why you miss your planes? you dont THINK!
yeah obviously that's what happened shitlord. what was i gonna do, go to his house when he wasn't home and break the door down to look for a $5 DVD?? yeah i could call the guy's family or whatever and ask if they have it, but they'll have no idea what I'm talking about! i even brought that up with my buddy "hey man i need that movie back, do you think it's a good idea to get in contact with pajeet's family and ask if they have it?" but he suggested to just leave it be. it's just one of those things with having friends, you gotta let that shit go. so whatever, i still have the sequel, which is just as good. homosexual.
Of course... your scattered brain that cant travel properly decides to misread my entire post. Typical of the psychotic. I'm saying that you included an unnecessary detail that you thought added something to your story, when in reality, only shows that you are moronic for including it.
>apparently they don't even have a DVD player kek
That isn't fricking funny. It's not a kek. Why would it be ironic that he didnt have one? When he clearly only needed it for the family thing? You deserve everything that is coming to you, pal. Hope you miss your next flight.
not sure why you're getting so upset over that. i've long moved on from the lost DVD and my bad time traveling. and yes, i am absolutely psychotic, and also a dumbass. all the best to you, buddy.
love u bro :*
>Thread with a gay premise about fitting in socially with the films you enjoy.
>Filled with complete homosexuals, commies and troons.
Checks out.
>thread about various levels of tism in the context of watching films
>attracts frogposters
Checks out.
No one will ever love you and your parents will bury you under your real name.
Do you think calling people a troony is the ultimate trap card or something
Yes, because it made you reply, revealing your insecurity.
You've replied to me twice now, which makes you a double troony.
Everyone please stop posting stories about having girls over in hs/college was a loser in those days and despite being engaged now i still get incel rage from thinking back on my wasted youth please stop thank you
Recommend lake mungo all the time
Eberybody hates me
Are they wrong? Or is it me
>put on Mad God for a group of friends
>one friend, the more "hippy" type, says the guy who made this movie is "twisted" and "he just wanted to make some fricked up shit to torture the viewer with"
>still bring it up as a joke movie rec
I've never given a bad film recommendation.
The best I remember was recommending slc punk to my cousin and his stoned friends, everyone loved it.
>have a go-to movie for large groups
>shown it to at least 6 different groups of people so far and they love it
>movie is obscure enough that no one has seen it
>almost toes the line into horror but ultimately sticks to being a thriller so even girls that are iffy otherwise are into it
And no I'm not mentioning the movie.
The Devil All the Time 2020
Why do people get filtered so easily. Do normies only watch something because its popular or because theyre told its good
Yes. They also spend the first half hour to 40 minutes buried in their phone.
>friends are over
>i've had mixed reactions to my recs before
>tentatively ask them to check out at least 20 minutes of RRR
>explain it might be weird so we can turn it off if you're not into it
>turns out they loved it
>RRR
Say what you want about the toilet witches, but Indian filmmakers know how to put on a fricking spectacle.
I got my family to watch The House That Jack Built after seeing that hunting webm (we like shitty horror movies), but it went a bit awkward with the whole stupid girl titty wallet part and onwards. It would have been fine if I had watched it alone. The grittiness was just a touch too much for 'haha shitty movie night.' The version we watched even censored the hunting scene, just a total loss.
Definitely not going to recommend Bone Tomahawk to them either, but that's a pretty good one
>watch von trier film with family
the absolute MADMAN
I watched "Look Who's Back" with some friends in university. We got shit faced drunk and at some point the topic of israelites got brought up and it ended up in a fight. Ruined the whole night and broke up a pretty solid friend group.
>broke up a pretty solid friend group.
You vuys werent "solid" if thats all it took
I dunno, we were all pretty close for about a year together. This was during the 2016 election so political tensions were just pretty high and people got heated. I think if it weren't for the political stuff we probably would've stayed in touch
>forgot about that one scene
Don't put this on if you're watching with a chick who is mushy over animals.
Put it on with a group of australians and you're in for a good time
Two people were over and they wanted to watch a random fun movie. I picked The Road. I still remember one of them saying something like, "Well that was depressing I wasn't expecting that kind of movie" afterwards.
>. I picked The Road
That's not a light hearted or fun movie at all, the frick?
Sorry for the confusion it sounded a lot worse reading it back. I assured them that it was a cool movie beforehand when one of them questioned me on it. That should clear things up.
Sure but they specifically asked for a random fun movie
In what way is the road fun
So you lied? It seems like you mislead them into watching a genre of film they were not into seeing at that moment. Seems like the politely obliged your recommendation despite it being pretty far from "fun" This doesn't seem like a mistake on your part, it seems like didn't listen to what they were asking for.
>random fun movie
>picked the road
homie are you moronic
>watched a scene of Fritz the Cat on youtube
>I think it's pretty funny
>put it on during movie night with my flatmates
As it says on the poster:
>"We're not rated X for nothin', baby!"
should have put on coonskin instead
Not to mention the games they "speedrun" aren't even designed for it. At least part of the reason they spend so much time is because they're literally glitching the game and getting mad it results in inconsistency. They should spend the time used speedrunning to instead either do something actually productive, or at least play fighting games or shmups or something that is actually designed for competition
in 2003, i chose The Magdalene Sisters as the film to i wanted to see for my birthday.
so my parents brother and i all went to see it together.
my brother said halfway through, "I'm gonna kill you."
>with girl i wanted to make my gf
>in bed after fricking she asks what movies i like, say the lighthouse and mullholland drive amongst a few others
>put the lighthouse on
>sit in silence for 2 hours
>anon i dont get it
>few days later show her mullholland drive
>didnt even realise the characters names changed
You're not supposed to show your power level that early.
shut up homosexual
See what I mean?
wtf are you talking about 'showing my power level'
basically, you're talking to a virgin who thinks you need to lie to girls to get them to like you because he's ashamed of who he is for some reason.
Lotta projection there, bud.
You good? Because I've been married for 3 years now.
What about you?
cope, incels
>he got married
>didnt just frick the girl
LOL!!!! i dont know if this was the flex you thought it was... enjoy your wife i guess... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>flex
>...
Back to r*ddit, zoomBlack person
>married
>...
Back to Tyrone, cuckhubby.
Wow, even more projection.
Now this time it's your cuck and Black person fetishes.
Wanna embarrass yourself even more, zoomBlack person?
>embarrassed
>on an anonymous forum
>LOLOLOLOL
Millennials stay getting married and cucked in record numbers. Remember these posts when you're sitting in divorce court.
Zoomers perpetually have black wiener on the brain and don't understand when the rest of us don't.
Is this true? Asking for a black friend of mine. I need to know. Do your zoomer relatives feel the same way? Hook my friend up please.
Cinemaphile is millennial clay
NTA, but there's definitely such a thing as plunging a person too deep when you try to get them into a hobby, regardless of what your relationship is with them. I wouldn't take a new shooter to a gun range and hand them a .50BMG to start, for example.
Anon, not even I would associate with soneone who walked up and laid the whole CWC saga out in front of me. You have to gauge topics based on how close you feel with the other person. Not that you have to outright lie about anything, but if someone asks what forums you visit, you'd better not ever say fricking Cinemaphile, just like you shouldn't say your favorite movie is The Human Centipede. Let them acclimate to that shit on a drip feed or just keep it to yourself if it's too much bother
Why would I have any interest in either of those moronic things? Maybe you should be ashamed of yourself. Hide all of those things if you have those terrible interests. Jesus.
answer me you coward
When I was a teenager I showed The Mist to a group of girls that were into highschool musical and they were mortified.
>freshman year, triple dorm
>2 roomies were fast friends and had a regular circle of friends that would come hang out
>group of funny nh hicks and ag students
>they let me pick for a movie night
>oh how about There Will Be Blood
>people watch in stony silence and leave muted and sad from the movie night
I didnt even try to match my movie pick to the group. Why couldn't i read a goddamn room?
>triple dorm
>gets trip 555
>ruins the mood
>3 words
??? HOLY SHIT!!!
true if big
It weighs 333 pounds
>Watching pic related with friend (he's a homosexual)
>It's 4 guys moving highly unstable explosives through the jungle, at least that part should keep his attention.
>Can't bear to look at the screen if anything not degenerate is happening.
>Of course they managed to look away just as the other truck hit a rock, goes out of control, and explodes
because one guy mentioned his wife for 5 seconds immediately beforehand.
>Looks away during THE FINAL SCENE. where the only surviving character meets a random woman, exchanges GLANCES before moving in to MERELY START a dance, and also missing the cue where a certain someone returns from their past life, revealing that the only surviving character who was also on the run since the beginning of the movie was completely set up and had no chance of survival at all, he probably didn't even notice the fricking gunshot sound either...
What's that? Barry Lyndon was too fricking long for your tastes? Oh, but the endless slog of animated sit-com bullshit fur-bait you recommend it sooo much better when the characters being fricking animals is NEVER RELEVANT to the fricking plot, so much so that it literally diminishes the impact of the events compared to if they were just humans? Yeah, okay there bud.
>Watching movie with girl (she recommended The Lovely Bones or something)
>Have you ever seen this movie anon?
>I don't remember, I've seen A LOT OF MOVIES, but I don't remember this one so far.
>"Oh this is the movie where shes dead/her bones were in a fridge/safe the whole time or something"
>Immediately gets super pissed that I have seen the movie before, and just didn't remember until the 11th hour because it was so forgettable. (not that I said that)
>Recommends we watch The Shawshank Redemption
>Same experience, didn't remember that this is the 'guy is revealed to escape by tossing a rock at the poster' movie because I hadn't seen it since I was a fricking child.
appreciate the people who interact with you because every second they spend on you is pure charity
holy fricking shit anon
Because having to sit through multiple fur-centric animated netflix shows that I can't say anything bad about lest I hurt his precious fandom-ego, whilst he b***hes whenever I put anything on with a >90 minute runtime makes ME the butthole? Go back to gaia or deviantart
>gaia
Alright, newfriend, I'll put you on game. It's a Dragonball Z reference and a damn near ancient meme at this point, referring to going in too deep on a topic with the uninitiated to the point where they're confused and unsettled.
I think anon was saying how you talk/act makes you sound truly insufferable
>suggest watching a porn with gf, thought it would be hot
>Choose a romantic sex scene
>we just watch the start, then I start jerking off
>gf gets annoyed, asking if I find the pornstar more attractive then her
>'But there's a guy as well, look at his dick'
>gf leaves the room and calls her Mum
> please kill me
>I start jerking off
>gf gets annoyed, asking if I find the pornstar more attractive then her
>'But there's a guy as well
I'd probably call my mom too if I was a girl and just found out my boyfriend's a homosexual that wants to look at dudes while we frick.
I showed The Lighthouse to my parents.
Not only did they not enjoy a second of it, but the rewatch made me realize I also didn't like it
Watching Taxi Driver for the first time with my cousin. We sat in awkward silence after it ended and I'm pretty sure he thought I recommended it cause I'm mostly a loner and introvert like Bickle
>pepe gay sits in silence after a movie
>zero confidence in his interests
Checks out.
That was the only time, we used to watch a lot of movies together. He even liked obscure lesser known ones like when we watched Noroi. It was only Taxi Driver that I think he didn't like
You didn't ask what he thought of the film you made him watch? What kind of host are you?
I watched Angst with my mom and she was legitimately disturbed. Thought it would be interesting since she's a shrink, but it left her speechless. I felt bad.
Way too many times.
A few weeks ago I wanted to watch the Captain Herlock (anime) movie, never seen any of it before. It was an extremely boring 2 hours and I fell asleep multiple times. It's meant to be a really good adventure film but it's so slow and pointless. I figured out after that I need to actually watch some of the movies first to know if they're good.
As far as more Cinemaphile relevant shit not me but my sister put on that fricking Amanda pedo b***h once at Christmas, it was excruciating. Same for Rick and Morty.
Showed two gay hipster friends Scott Pilgrim. They hated every second of it.
Not a recommendation but
>drinking with best friend at bar
>talking about movies
>I bring up Louis Malle's movies to the conversation
>start talking about Pretty Baby and how her nude scenes are justified
He was interested in what I was saying but I wouldn't be surprised if he has figured out my sexual preferences.
>recommend "Night is Shot, Walk On Girl" to some friends with extreme ADHD
>They can't follow it
>They love Spiderverse which doesn't stop for a second
?????
This and they couldn't understand Chungking Express.
>couldn't understand the girl whose favourite song is california dreaming dreams of california
This happened last saturday
Drinking and laughing, having a good time with some friends. I'm pretty buzzed and we talk about movies. I then, with huge enthusiasm, start to talk about Visitor Q and I start describing scenes from the movie - a rare person here that watched it knows how fricked up that movie is
I thought the reactions will be ''Wow, dude, that's so messed up, LOL. I need to watch this shit'' but instead I see the disgust on their faces and there's an awkward silence where the mood completely shifted from laughing to silent
You must be really annoying and unfunny if you couldnt spin a goofy movie like into something interesting.
I was on vacation with my family and another family and I suggested watching a movie. Only my dad and the other dad stayed, and I put on Anomalisa because it seemed interesting. The other guy fell asleep and clocked out early, while my father complained that it was too slow. However, the next day my dad seemed pretty excited explaining the movie to the guy who had fallen asleep so I think he liked it.
I showed Cheap Thrills (2013) with my ex.... on an edible.... that's why they became an ex....
>at grandparents' house during christmas break
>family likes Black Mirror, old twilight zone episodes etc.
>recommend The Outer Limits
>they didn't have the old version available so I just put on the newer version from the 90s streaming which I'd never seen
>start watching with entire family, grandma, little cousins
>FULL FRONTAL NUDITY, breasts, bush out of nowhere
>show originally aired on showtime I had no idea
Which episode is this so I know to avoid
literally the 2nd episode. I distinctly remember first episode was 90 minutes so I picked episode 2 which was only 45. It was about a Scientist that made a caregiver robot but slowly it developed human emotion and ended up turning into a sexbot.
google "gifsauce Sofia Shinas"
for the scene in question.
WOAH MAMA