Titan Sub Movie

How long till its acceptable to make a movie about this?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Long after it's lost relevance (i.e. a month from now)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a month from now

      It literally got kicked off the front page within a day of news of the implosion breaking thanks to Prigozhin's big brainfart lmao

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Titan
    >sounds similar to Titanic
    >OceanGate
    >sounds similar to WaterGate
    nope, no red flags at all.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      full moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are legitimately schizophrenic or developing dementia, please seek help

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying that corporations give a frick about decorum or being in bad taste and don't only care about profits
    rofl waffle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Netflix takes a dive with tone deaf tweet
      >takes a dive
      >tone deaf
      you'd think they'd tidy up their own headline a little

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Deepest Breath

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mogged by Channel 5
      Netflixsisters...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Channel 5 are known for that shite. You can hardly call it a docu

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Channel 5 have kino documentaries. I like the one about Sex Doll enthusiasts, the furry ridicule one, and the one about the b***h married to the eiffel tower

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean the current event ones, like when Nicola Bulley drowned. Dan Walker really fell off

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not titan by the cylinder being metal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >near, far, wherever you-ACK!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unrealistic because there won't be blood due to everyone being super cooked.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you explain the supercooked thing? Even basically?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Air moves so fast due to instant pressure loss that it super heats because of ridiculous speed change of atom movement

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            sheeet

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Temperature is determined by movement of atoms. When cabin popped, all the water rushed in, air got compressed, molecules got squeeze together at super high rate. Hence temperature spiked and they got super cooked.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Hence temperature spiked and they got super cooked.
            but the temperature would have been dissipated by the intensely cold water
            god I miss troll physics threads on /b/

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Air moves so fast due to instant pressure loss that it super heats because of ridiculous speed change of atom movement

            Are these just theories and models? How the hell do they know for sure

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              they announced finding "presumed body parts" so its not as intense as the claims at least

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pressumed could be anything from teeth bits blown and lodged into the titan end caps.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              These aren't theories or models. These can be replicated on the surface as well. The sub was basically a amped up pressure cooker like

              ever heard of a pressure cooker? imagine one that can hit literal surface of the sun temps.

              said.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pressure cookers have a heating element though

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The heating element isn't used to cook the food. The heating element is used to generate steam which in turns increases the pressure.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ever heard of a pressure cooker? imagine one that can hit literal surface of the sun temps.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            and to think the Instant Pot company's going bankrupt instead of making Titan models

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              tbf your pot roast isn't much good to you vaporized

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Enlightening

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              more like.. endarkening

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >5 times worse then a carpet burn
            That's gotta sting

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think they would have been completely cooked but this video shows how compressing the air raises the temperature.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the change in pressure causes a caviation bubble to form, and when it collapses for a split second the temperature exceeds the temperature of the sun
          its how pistol shrimp kill their prey

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Once more, you open the door

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if there was another sub down there to film this happen, why didnt they rescue the titan

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its not titan anon, titan had a carbon cylinder that probably exploded into a million pieces

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a cg animation.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why didn't the animators help the crew

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The render times were too long.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't want to get out of their sub and get wet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *comical fart sound plays during the crush*
      *audience laugh track*

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would be struggling to breathe if they did that, from laughing so hard.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*trombone sound plays*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >take animation
      >apply shitty VHS filter over it
      >spread it like AIDS
      Why are you like this, moron?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >check archive
        >it's been posted once
        why are you moronic

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's how AIDS starts, anon. It must be contained.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody's got AIDS! I don't wanna hear that word in here again!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they turn into blood mist if they were also turned to Ash?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's with the dumbass zoomer vhs filter on this animation? It's not going to convince anybody thati t's real

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely don't understand why people ruin webms like this, what's even the logic in making it look like dogshit? Is it just autism?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its zoomers obsessed with analogue horror even though they don't know shit about what a vhs actually looks like

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          All VHS tapes were creepy bro, fr fr
          no cap

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are the chances of surviving an event like this?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        0 (zero)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        'bout 50%. you either do or you don't.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty good if you can time jumping out of the sub right and avoid any shrapnel

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >jumping out
          From where? The non-existent door?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            When the window pops out, just that the timing is critical

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >pops out
              >out
              About that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why didn't they just put scuba suits on and open the door anyway
            I would assume they have oxygen for getting to thr surface

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The door was bolted shut.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                well that seems silly

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How so? It's not like you're going to be able to open it at those depths anyway

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Use explosive bolts. When the door blasts away, jump out before the water gets in and you are home free

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being shredded to pieces by carbon fiber bits and 3,000 degree superheated air 12,500 feet below the Atlantic

        You could forced yourself to the surface if you timed it right

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what are the chances of surviving an event like this?
        You would need two magic spells. One that would save you from your body imploding by itself (yes, your body is built for 1 atmosphere of pressure not 375~) and the other one that would make you breath underwater for something like 3-5 hours depending on how fast can you swim to the surface (I assume you would do that much slower than the actual submersible).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wiener statuses?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Channel 5 UK is literally making a documentary about this as we speak. This is a disaster which is funny as frick and on par with Fyre Festival in the amount of red flags ignored. In fact Fyre was better because no one died. Lmao.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if James Cameron made it and somehow made it a romance/action movie too lol

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get Jim on the phone right now.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    An actual movie? Never. There’s nothing remotely cinematic about dying instantly in pitch black. Some cheaply produced “documentary”? A dozen will be out before summer’s over

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It could be a black comedy about an incompetent company constantly at the edge of a total disaster that never happens until the very end of the movie, when the company seems to have beaten the odds and found success and customers. And then the credits roll with shots of the futile rescue effort in the background.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guy raging on about the potential super-strength of carbon fiber is not an interesting plot.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    with enough pressure you too could be like them. kaaa-chow.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'd probably make a movie about the kid who didn't want to go, but went to please his dad on Father's Day.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A movie about the actual events would be shit but something with them getting stuck at the bottom of the ocean would be kino

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the point we already know the ending and it's anti climatic as frick

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every day without one is a day wasted

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how would a movie about it even work

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They could make a horror movie while taking liberties on what actually happened.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That seems way bigger than the acutal one

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        frogs are smol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the bridge?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make it about the son. Show off how great billionaires have it for like 90% of the movie, and try to make us feel sorry for the rich fat kid when he dies at the end.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >son has a dream sequence early in the film foreshadowing an accident in the sub

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How long till its acceptable to make a movie about this?
    Bout three fiddy

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Internet historian is going to make a video about it in a year or two and then netflix will announce a mini series a few months after that

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It could be a good movie with the right script. We know the Rush guy was into being cheap and flaunting safety rules, but his team must have either believed him due to his strong personality or just agreed in order to keep their jobs. You could show all the moments where he cheaped out on the design/construction, some might have been okay decisions, others horrible. You can show the first successful voyage that actually landed on the wreck of the Titanic, and Rush desperately trying to woo billionaires and celebs into going on the sub because he needed cashflow. With the right script and casting, it could be a good drama, even though we know the ending. Plus you would dramatize what happened inside the sub during the whole final deadly voyage too

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >widescreen

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would suck so fricking much. We would get 1h of getting to know the characters who would go into the sub, maybe another hour about the process of building the sub, the successful dives, then a bit where the guys warn about the delamination and gets fired, etc. And then the the actual accident would be the last 10min maybe. If it were the case that they got stuck there in fear for hours it could be interesting. But they dove, went down for like an hour then the thing imploded without warning.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being shredded to pieces by carbon fiber bits and 3,000 degree superheated air 12,500 feet below the Atlantic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't explain it but I feel like I would have survived this somehow, I'm a survivor at heart and I can see myself living through this

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    By the time it's acceptable it wont be a FOTM topic for you normies anymore and therefore will not happen.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about a horror film that ties in a supernatural cause of the implosion to the wreck of the titanic
    I'm thinking eldritch horror of the wreck

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cast them

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I was on that submersible with my kid, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lack of blood and giblets in that first-class tin can and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land on The Titanic safely, don’t worry.’”

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