>CEO quoted as saying he didnt want to hire "50 year old white guys because they werent inspirational"
https://rmx.news/article/titanic-rescue-oceangate-ceo-didnt-want-ex-military-50-year-old-white-guys-on-the-books-as-they-arent-inspirational/
GET WOKE
GO CROAK
People keep repeating this about the “no 50 year old white men” but if you look at the crew that built it, most of them are exactly that. I’m pretty sure he just said that for PR
They couldn't make something better because they didn't have the money to pay actual submarine engineers. The dude was too greedy. That's why he pulled the "no I don't want old white men because of DIVERSITY!" card for good PR, because like 99% of established submarine architects and technicians that you might pay to build a private submarine are old men who got their skills from the military and then aged out, and they wouldn't stand for risking people's lives to make money like he was doing nor would they settle for a small paycheck since they know what their knowledge and retirement is worth.
All the middle-aged ones are still in contract with the military and thus can't be hired and so what you've got left is a few really good guys who left the military for higher salaries and young engineers who might know about engineering stuff but have no knowledge of subs.
It's a metal tube that used old constructions pipes as ballast, where the occupants had to all stand on one side of the tube to make it lean enough to drop the ballast. That's practically civil war era tech.
>but if you look at the crew that built it, most of them are exactly that
Do you not know how to count? There are 24 people in that image, and only 7 or 8 of them could be called "old white men".
>but if you look at the crew that built it, most of them are exactly that
Do you not know how to count? There are 24 people in that image, and only 7 or 8 of them could be called "old white men".
Also, bottom left a cute.
>Bottom left as the picture was taken, not bottom right as we view the image
Mirror universe please go
what kind of tiny shitty submarine is this? my brother is in navy and he serves on nuclear powered submarine and they can stay submerged for weeks before air is out
If I was caught in there with my teenage son I'd definitely murder the ceo as soon as possible to try and give my son a couple of more hours of air before being found.
In fact I'd probably never put myself in a situation like that without a gun.
God I hope so
Imagine being some wealthy frick, always so smug in life, bragging about how much money you have and blowing it on ego-fuelled vanity projects like this, feeling like you’re completely untouchable and immortal… then you’re trapped on the ocean floor with half a dozen people you put there, and no amount of money can save you now, as they descend on you like a pack of ravenous wolves, tearing apart your flesh to provide them with some sustenance in the desperate hope that your death will give them a chance of life.
>people are turning this into more culture war shit and being deliberately moronic so they can farm youtube views from chuds
cant believe this wowie
the guy just wanted inexperienced people who wouldn't challenge him and he could steamroll. if he would have gotten veterans they would have told him straight to his face "this is unsafe" and raised ethical concerns and possibly whistleblow
he can't say the real reason so he just said some random political reason. this happened because of greed and stupidity not politics.
You don’t know this. I work at a place where management is all about DEI and what the guy said about no boring white men is more or less what I hear at every meeting. This is becoming an expected corporate sentiment and you can assume ulterior motives but more than likely he was just going along with the woke expectations to seem hip and diversity-loving.
This absolutely is a valid cultural criticism and you pretending it isn’t is just being obtuse. If he said “no blacks allowed” you wouldn’t be falling over yourself coming up with reasons why this isn’t ackshually what he meant.
yes let's ignore the overwhelming evidence that he was extremely greedy, including literal statements like "safety regulations get in the way of innovation", and instead believe that the real reason was because he was on a personal crusade to further social justice and not just fatten his pockets
>noooo he said X but he actually didn’t mean it
Kek get fricked. He absolutely meant it and it is all part of the popular emulation of big tech: big gambles, risky innovation, saving the world, DEI.
You can pretend to know his motives and deepest thoughts or you can actually listen to what he says.
yes let's ignore the overwhelming evidence that he was extremely greedy, including literal statements like "safety regulations get in the way of innovation", and instead believe that the real reason was because he was on a personal crusade to further social justice and not just fatten his pockets
please just have a nice day holy frick
stiff shit. he said the equivalent of "frick whitey." I don't care about his reasons. it is right he should be shat on for it
That doesn't stop it from being a racist statement.
>noooo he said X but he actually didn’t mean it
Kek get fricked. He absolutely meant it and it is all part of the popular emulation of big tech: big gambles, risky innovation, saving the world, DEI.
You can pretend to know his motives and deepest thoughts or you can actually listen to what he says.
i dont give a frick about woke shit
i refuse to let this man off the hook for his unchecked greed, he has blood on his hands
he doesn't deserve to be remembered as a bumbling guy who wanted to further social justice
he was just another rich person looking to suck even more money out of everyone around him no matter the cost
Nooooooooooooo Ben Shapiro, Charlie Kirk and Dennis Prager told me that billionaires are actually le geniuses and the smartest people on earth and le poor people are fricking morons and that’s why we should worship billionaires and let them shove trannies down our throats AAAAAAAAAA help me /jew/bros my narrative is dissolving before my very eyes
I seriously doubt this happened. Likely the windows cracked and it flooded then sank. It probably will never be found. Did this thing really not have a gps locator?
There is a possibility that it surfaced after 24 hours and they’ll find the sub floating on the ocean with everyone suffocated inside. Brutal.
>tfw the pod will float around barely visible in the waves for years or decades, until one day a sailing boat crashes into it and finds the mummies inside, like when the Sajo was found adrift at sea
>should have made the story way less interesting by just making it yet another "washed overboard" situation instead of making history as the first mummy ship
you're moronic
None. No decay. Actually, in the event that it surfaces, enough heat might've gone through the vessel for the corpses to mummify but anything else, they remain frozen.
How hard is it to create a pressure locked door like they do on airplanes? How hard is it to add a lock so only those who know what they’re doing can open it?
>How hard is it to create a pressure locked door like they do on airplanes?
Probably a lot easier since the pressure is pushing the door closed instead of open
It's almost as if there's a difference between airplanes and submarines designed to go down to Titanic depths
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Submarine designed assisted by boeing
It’s a pressurized fuselage. It’s the same shit. Have a door that opens outwards and it’s literally not possible to open under pressure.
Kudos for this guy trying to turn lemons into lemonade and get laid but who the frick publicly links themselves with OF prostitutes like this?
Then again this young lad is going to inherit a lot of money soon so I tip my hat to him, he’s going to be plotting pussy and assay like a motherfricker soon enough.
He's a step-son and clearly a fricking loser. Odds are he's got none of the money and women can tell he's pretending when he keeps saying "do you know of my step-father, the billionaire?".
Never take what you have for granted. I often get frustrated I don't have everything that I want, but then I see people who are so much better off who struggle to do basically anything.
This is the only moment where people will believe that he's about to inherit ridiculous amounts of money. So he has to strike while the iron is hot to try and fool as many hotties as possible to have sex with him for the money.
write the plot of Titanic 2: the revange prompt: 5 billioners and a pilot in a small submarine trying to reach the titanic 4000m under the sea
ChatGPT
Title: Titanic 2: The Revenge
Plot Summary:
In the highly anticipated sequel, "Titanic 2: The Revenge," we dive deep into the abyss of the ocean, where five billionaires and a skilled pilot embark on a daring mission to explore the remains of the legendary Titanic, lying approximately 4,000 meters beneath the sea's surface.
Years after the tragic sinking of the RMS Titanic, an enigmatic billionaire, Alexander Hartman, becomes obsessed with uncovering the mysteries that still surround the iconic ship. He assembles a team of individuals who share his passion for maritime history, engineering, and adventure.
The team comprises of Alexander Hartman, a charismatic and eccentric billionaire, known for his unyielding determination; Olivia Knight, a brilliant marine archaeologist who specializes in deep-sea exploration; William Blackwood, a talented engineer responsible for designing the high-tech submarine; Rachel Mitchell, a renowned oceanographer with an unmatched understanding of the underwater ecosystem; Benjamin Hayes, a fearless underwater photographer capturing stunning visuals; and Captain Nathan Thompson, a seasoned pilot with unmatched expertise in navigating treacherous depths.
Equipped with cutting-edge technology and a state-of-the-art submarine, the team sets out on their perilous journey, braving the crushing pressure and darkness of the deep sea. Their mission is to reach the resting place of the Titanic and unravel its remaining secrets.
As they descend further into the abyss, tension rises among the crew. Conflicting personalities, technical challenges, and unforeseen obstacles put their lives and the success of the mission at risk. The crew must overcome their differences and work together to ensure their safety and accomplish their goals.
Once they finally reach the Titanic's location, they are awestruck by the grandeur and tragedy that lies before them. The team begins exploring the wreckage, unearthing artifacts, and piecing together the untold stories of those onboard. However, their presence awakens a malevolent force within the ocean depths, a vengeful spirit seeking justice for the ship's tragic fate.
As the crew delves deeper into the ship's history, they encounter inexplicable phenomena—mysterious whispers, eerie shadows, and inexplicable malfunctions of their equipment. It becomes clear that the vengeful spirit will stop at nothing to prevent them from unraveling the truth. The submarine is beset by a series of catastrophic events, testing the resilience and resourcefulness of the team.
Struggling to survive and complete their mission, the crew must confront their deepest fears, face their past traumas, and find a way to appease the vengeful spirit. With time running out and the submarine on the verge of destruction, they must unravel the dark secrets hidden within the Titanic before it claims their lives.
In "Titanic 2: The Revenge," the boundaries of exploration and human resilience are pushed to the limit. Will the crew emerge victorious, solving the mysteries of the Titanic and laying the vengeful spirit to rest? Or will they succumb to the same fate that befell the ill-fated ship over a century ago?
You can't. As in physically, you can't go that deep in a vessel that large. Everything that can descend to that depth is small, as in just enough room for 2 people. It could be argued that the tin can this dumbass used was far too spacious.
>mfw Americans turn this into one of their silly politics sports matches
That being said, why would you spend money to see the Titanic through a small fricking window?
For that kind of money you could rent scuba gear and dive near coral reefs or any other interesting place for a week.
>500 people searching for better life drown
nobody gives a shit >couple of billionaires and the people ripping them die on a thrill seeking trip
EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS
The sub story is way more entertaining. The fact that rich people paid 250k to slowly die suffocating at the bottom of the ocean in pitch black darkness is tragic and funny at the same time.
a dingy sinking is pretty boring as it happens all the time. very sad.
rich dudes getting in a submarine to go to the bottom of the ocean itself is extraordinary, but the sub breaking and they all die is fascinating. there was similar media buzz when those kids in thailand got stuck in a cave, so spare us the racism-cult dogma.
>there was similar media buzz when those kids in thailand got stuck in a cave
Funnily enough that was the last time a billionaire showed the world he was moronic by everyone hearing about his shitty sub idea.
>NOOOOOOO WE MUST MIGRATE TO EUROPE AND NOT MUCH CLOSER NATIONS THAT SHARE OUR CULTURE, HISTORY AND RELIGION THAT WE CAN JUST WALK TO AND DONT REQUIRE US TO BE CRAMMED INTO A SHITCANOE LIKE SARDINES
why do migrants hate wealthy, westernized Islamic nations like Saudi Arabia and Turkey so much bros???
Euro countries should create a combined naval force to prevent migrants from crossing the med. People-smugglers (NGOs) should face the most severe penalties possible. Migrants returned to their point of exit, DNA samples collected, boats destroyed.
My guess? Whatever Black personrigged control system they're using needed directinput. The controller they were using (not that one) has a little switch on the bottom that toggles xinput/directinput. The axes changing suddenly is exactly what used to happen to me when I started a game with it in the wrong position.
If they needed basic Dinput AND a decent controller, the fact they didn't know about wired 360 controllers and XBCD only highlights that these are supreme morons
The computer guy who set up the controller seemed so proud of what he'd made, how he'd figured out to interface the controller with their system
I was like, just install JoyToKey man, come on now
I wouldn't assume they didn't know, some people have said he was inspired by Musk and wanted only "futuristic" input methods, so he would've wanted wireless over wired and touch screens over physical buttons.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>some people have said he was inspired by Musk
Christ, imagine a Tesla battery fire on a sub.
If the rich weren't majorly "woke", it literally wouldn't have gained any traction as a cultural thing.
They all love the idea of breaking down national, cultural, and gender barriers, because they see those as barriers to profit. They love replacing you with stupider people, because stupider people are easier to control.
This has been their doing the whole time. It's not some grassroots shit thunk up by poor black people, who can't think to save their lives.
the rich guy could be a card carrying KKK member for all I care. People are rightly criticizing what he said. >"but he was just saying it because it's the hip thing to say!"
makes no difference.
Imagine being in that tiny tube with 5 bodies, eventually you desperately try to rehydrate by drinking piss, drinking their blood and eating their meat, you live among your own and four other mens filth as you slowly descend into madness, becoming a cannibal hunched back goblin creature.
Saw someone claim that once you die then the putrefaction process immediately starts using up oxygen even faster than a person breathing and it kind of sounds plausible to me. Do we have any doctors/morticians/corpsefrickers in here who might shed light on this claim?
Didn't you hear bro? The US military just uses these hours as training hours and so the government isn't actually wasting millions on all of this because if it didn't happen they'd just be wasting those millions searching for nothing instead! It's a perfect system!
They don’t want to hire ex mariners 50 year old white guys because their salary requirement would be 5-6x over the young people, and in the brain of a ceo
why do we need all these old white guys to tell the youngsters what to build? I'M an old white guy with loads more money than them so obviously my ideas are way better!
How many non white submariners he think he can get in the US?
You can literally count the number of none white nations that have a sub program at all in one hand and those people certainly don't work in the US after retired
How did this guy get away with a submarine that costs $250k a seat that’s controlled by a knockoff xbox controller and is only rated to go half the depth it advertises?
It's not rated by anyone for any depth. It's estimated by calculation alone to have a max depth under static load deeper than the depth of the Titanic. Stop talking SHIT you fricking moron.
Unfortunately we won't ever know how the people stuck in that sub felt until the last moment. Which means if we get a movie, it won't be super realistic
would be kino if they recorded their last words on their phones or someshit like that and kept going
so there is a chance we could see it after someone finds the sub
Was that the same kid who was dragged the south pole when he was like five so that his dad could brag about his son being the youngest person to have gone there? Or am I thinking of some other billionaire adventurer's son.
It wasn't really designed for "looking" at the Titanic, it carried sonar and 3D imaging gear and cameras that they operated and watched on the screens.
Differences between being in the Titan and operating an ROV from the mothership: >get to shit in a box instead of a terlet >get to sit on the ground instead of a chair >get to die horribly (probably)
it's the chance of a lifetime
>30 inch LCD: on >Titanic bluray: in >Windows Media Player: open >Logitech wireless controller: on a 1000ms delay
Yep, it's time to dive 3800m underwater
That confirms that it didn't implode and whatever drama that could have happened inside the sub did indeed happen and we're going to get some juicy kino because of it
>My good fellow, could you please direct me to the nearest telegraph? Our voyage was a trifle delayed and I have a cargo of ivory inbound from the Bengal after which I simply must inquire
Funny how 10+ years ago James Cameron's $8m+ sub for the trench seemed (was) risky as hell. Only for this dipshit Titanic tour guy to go hold my beer, I'll show you risky!
One of the things is a lot of these purpose-built craft are not good for repeated dives. They have endurance limits and sometimes are just built one use. The Titan guys ignored all of this.
That's exactly why Virgin Oceanic or whatever scrapped their plans for this kind of thing, they couldn't design a sub that could make repeat journeys to the depths they wanted
PART OF THE CREW >PART OF THE SHIP
PART OF THE CREW >PART OF THE SHIP
PART OF THE CREW >PART OF THE SHIP
PART OF THE CREW >PART OF THE SHIP
PART OF THE CREW >PART OF THE SHIP
>The Titan has seven backup systems intended to return the vessel to surface in case of emergency, including ballast that can be dropped, a balloon, and thrusters. Some of the backup systems are designed to work even if all aboard the submersible are unconscious; there are sandbags held by hooks that dissolve after a certain number of hours in the water and release the sandbags, letting the vessel float to the surface.[1][20]
AM I TO BELIEVE THAT ALL 7 BACKUPS FAILED AT THE SAME FRICKING TIME?
They all failed because the sub imploded.
No comms
Not surfacing
And carbon fiber should have been a dead giveaway
They are probably checking nearby sonars for the implosion soundwave.
>CEO quoted as saying he didnt want to hire "50 year old white guys because they werent inspirational"
https://rmx.news/article/titanic-rescue-oceangate-ceo-didnt-want-ex-military-50-year-old-white-guys-on-the-books-as-they-arent-inspirational/
GET WOKE
GO CROAK
Go woke and choke
People keep repeating this about the “no 50 year old white men” but if you look at the crew that built it, most of them are exactly that. I’m pretty sure he just said that for PR
How the frick can so many people work on a shitty sub like Titan?
For the money spend with workers and the price of the trip why didn't they make something a lot better?
They couldn't make something better because they didn't have the money to pay actual submarine engineers. The dude was too greedy. That's why he pulled the "no I don't want old white men because of DIVERSITY!" card for good PR, because like 99% of established submarine architects and technicians that you might pay to build a private submarine are old men who got their skills from the military and then aged out, and they wouldn't stand for risking people's lives to make money like he was doing nor would they settle for a small paycheck since they know what their knowledge and retirement is worth.
All the middle-aged ones are still in contract with the military and thus can't be hired and so what you've got left is a few really good guys who left the military for higher salaries and young engineers who might know about engineering stuff but have no knowledge of subs.
It's a metal tube that used old constructions pipes as ballast, where the occupants had to all stand on one side of the tube to make it lean enough to drop the ballast. That's practically civil war era tech.
>but if you look at the crew that built it, most of them are exactly that
Do you not know how to count? There are 24 people in that image, and only 7 or 8 of them could be called "old white men".
Also, bottom left a cute.
is bottom left dead? she's a cute.
>Bottom left as the picture was taken, not bottom right as we view the image
Mirror universe please go
homie we gay
Oh you're simping for the mossad dude who sabotaged the whole thing carry on
>I’m pretty sure he just said that for PR
Shitting on white people is good PR?
Did you just wake up from a coma?
>Posts a picture of women and minorities
there's exactly one (1) minority in that picture, tunnel -vision anon
There's two in the front row alone man
well yeah, gingers are a minority now
I see at least 2, possibly 3
I hope more CEOs dont see this metaphor for their 1st world ESG companies and keep hiring subhumans that do the minimum
The captain and CEO was white and they still controlled a billion dollar submarine with a 17$ joystick and they all still died lmao
>he didnt want to hire 50 year old white guys
as opposed to.... the ceo?
formerly alive
It's over.
-5 antivaxers
shh. antivaxxers, how do we respond?
Can't. We're all dead from Covid: Ultima Omega varient. It was so very very deadly.
what kind of tiny shitty submarine is this? my brother is in navy and he serves on nuclear powered submarine and they can stay submerged for weeks before air is out
can't even use a wiireless controller
Them modders worked fast.
C.arbon
H.ardened
U.nderwater
D.iver
A lone survivor who killed the others for oxygen is still possible
rip
Why didn't anyone just send a second submersible for them?
gaben doesn't care about pakis
The real question is was it delibarate? who was in the thing? and what did they own?
Imagine being a billionaire, and your money cant even save you
Imagine being stuck at the bottom of the ocean and you don’t even have a cute girl to pass around while you wait to die.
I'm assuming if the thing didnt implode that they murdered the ceo after a day.
If I was caught in there with my teenage son I'd definitely murder the ceo as soon as possible to try and give my son a couple of more hours of air before being found.
In fact I'd probably never put myself in a situation like that without a gun.
CEO was almost certainly beaten to death.
God I hope so
Imagine being some wealthy frick, always so smug in life, bragging about how much money you have and blowing it on ego-fuelled vanity projects like this, feeling like you’re completely untouchable and immortal… then you’re trapped on the ocean floor with half a dozen people you put there, and no amount of money can save you now, as they descend on you like a pack of ravenous wolves, tearing apart your flesh to provide them with some sustenance in the desperate hope that your death will give them a chance of life.
Let’s be honest, if there was a girl, she wouldn’t even pityfrick you. Not even a handjob.
We would hold her down and lick her butthole by force. Not like it matters anymore at that point
Do you believe did the needful with other people?
Pretty funny they had all that money but we're still so cheap they paid the relatively low cost of 250k instead of building their own safe sub
civilian subs are never a good idea
too moronic. you need a military industrial complex behind it
James sub is a civilian sub and it worked.
>He believes James Cameron swam anywhere but his pool in Hollywood
lol
James did not skimp on the costs
James will have applied the same autism to his submarine as his movies, of course it worked perfectly.
The main villian in Titanic 2 has been settled
hahahaha wtf is the quadrupling (in size)'s problem
>people are turning this into more culture war shit and being deliberately moronic so they can farm youtube views from chuds
cant believe this wowie
the guy just wanted inexperienced people who wouldn't challenge him and he could steamroll. if he would have gotten veterans they would have told him straight to his face "this is unsafe" and raised ethical concerns and possibly whistleblow
he can't say the real reason so he just said some random political reason. this happened because of greed and stupidity not politics.
Well yeah probably. I assume any post with an entire youtube thumbnail with channel name highly visible is advertising.
You don’t know this. I work at a place where management is all about DEI and what the guy said about no boring white men is more or less what I hear at every meeting. This is becoming an expected corporate sentiment and you can assume ulterior motives but more than likely he was just going along with the woke expectations to seem hip and diversity-loving.
This absolutely is a valid cultural criticism and you pretending it isn’t is just being obtuse. If he said “no blacks allowed” you wouldn’t be falling over yourself coming up with reasons why this isn’t ackshually what he meant.
yes let's ignore the overwhelming evidence that he was extremely greedy, including literal statements like "safety regulations get in the way of innovation", and instead believe that the real reason was because he was on a personal crusade to further social justice and not just fatten his pockets
please just have a nice day holy frick
You know I was agreeing with you until you had a little seetheout
>noooo he said X but he actually didn’t mean it
Kek get fricked. He absolutely meant it and it is all part of the popular emulation of big tech: big gambles, risky innovation, saving the world, DEI.
You can pretend to know his motives and deepest thoughts or you can actually listen to what he says.
>white men
Those types never ever say "men" it's always guys or males or some shit
I think he said “boring old white men”
Well I just mean those types usually don't. Now that I've pointed it out you'll NOTICE it everywhere.
I’ll keep an ear out for this, it certainly seems familiar
That doesn't stop it from being a racist statement.
stiff shit. he said the equivalent of "frick whitey." I don't care about his reasons. it is right he should be shat on for it
Triggered btw
Not as much as the five people lying dead at the bottom of the ocean because they went with the DEI company.
Me? I’ll pick merit (white) every time.
Well, maybe Twitter shouldn't have started this war in the first place. You wokecels reap what you sow.
i dont give a frick about woke shit
i refuse to let this man off the hook for his unchecked greed, he has blood on his hands
he doesn't deserve to be remembered as a bumbling guy who wanted to further social justice
he was just another rich person looking to suck even more money out of everyone around him no matter the cost
Stay classy, Hambly.
I think we should send youtube grifters to the bottom if the ocean
KWAB. LETS TAKE MASSIVE BREATHS BECAUSE THEY CANT LMAO
>We are more grateful for our air because of this
Oddly wholesome
So, now we finally agree that billionaires can just be dumb?
Nooooooooooooo Ben Shapiro, Charlie Kirk and Dennis Prager told me that billionaires are actually le geniuses and the smartest people on earth and le poor people are fricking morons and that’s why we should worship billionaires and let them shove trannies down our throats AAAAAAAAAA help me /jew/bros my narrative is dissolving before my very eyes
Why didn't they just swim to the surface?
them b***h ass cracka millionaires are too lazy to work hard bruh fr
>Pro-swimming black
Hold on mate are you having a giggle
You can't open it from the inside, even if it floated back to the surface there was nothing they could do but suffocate.
There is a possibility that it surfaced after 24 hours and they’ll find the sub floating on the ocean with everyone suffocated inside. Brutal.
imagine the smell
The movie is gonna be bleak
pottery
I seriously doubt this happened. Likely the windows cracked and it flooded then sank. It probably will never be found. Did this thing really not have a gps locator?
GPS doesn't work underwater, does it?
no
>Likely the windows cracked and it flooded then sank.
That thing would have imploded faster than anyone could react
>tfw the pod will float around barely visible in the waves for years or decades, until one day a sailing boat crashes into it and finds the mummies inside, like when the Sajo was found adrift at sea
Should've jumped into the water as he died so everyone thought it was a ghost ship.
>should have made the story way less interesting by just making it yet another "washed overboard" situation instead of making history as the first mummy ship
you're moronic
Ghost ships are way more interesting than mummy ships. Don't poke your decomposing fingers near me again.
Typical ghost, always moaning.
>mummies
no oxygen, they won't rot. no mummies but actual frozen in time corpses.
They won't rot but what will happen to them? Any decay at all?
None. No decay. Actually, in the event that it surfaces, enough heat might've gone through the vessel for the corpses to mummify but anything else, they remain frozen.
>You can't open it from the inside
Imagine dying in your privately owned underwater coffin just because the cheap engineer you hired couldn't figure out a way to design a fricking door
>just because the cheap engineer you hired couldn't figure out a way to design a fricking door
iirc thats how he wanted to it be
It's probably a good choice to prevent it from opening underwater.
You should trust yourself to not be moronic enough to require child locks on your submarine
Accidents happen and you want to prevent them at all stages.
Sadly they clearly didn't use this philosophy for the rest of the tin can.
How hard is it to create a pressure locked door like they do on airplanes? How hard is it to add a lock so only those who know what they’re doing can open it?
>How hard is it to create a pressure locked door like they do on airplanes?
Probably a lot easier since the pressure is pushing the door closed instead of open
It's almost as if there's a difference between airplanes and submarines designed to go down to Titanic depths
>Submarine designed assisted by boeing
It’s a pressurized fuselage. It’s the same shit. Have a door that opens outwards and it’s literally not possible to open under pressure.
>It’s the same shit.
It's very much fricking not
with their luck they would gotten a polish engineer and a screen door would have been installed
What the frick is his problem?
>All that and all she gave him is a link with no discount
Lmao
The only thing worse than a billionaire is the son of a billionaire
pacino tried to warn us
?t=17
Kudos for this guy trying to turn lemons into lemonade and get laid but who the frick publicly links themselves with OF prostitutes like this?
Then again this young lad is going to inherit a lot of money soon so I tip my hat to him, he’s going to be plotting pussy and assay like a motherfricker soon enough.
Why are white guys so desperate to simp for a random chick?
I don't know. It's pathetic
Harder for them to get laid
>be a billionaire's son
>still can't get laid
He's a step-son and clearly a fricking loser. Odds are he's got none of the money and women can tell he's pretending when he keeps saying "do you know of my step-father, the billionaire?".
Never take what you have for granted. I often get frustrated I don't have everything that I want, but then I see people who are so much better off who struggle to do basically anything.
Browns are like this too but it's a larger number of whites who do it
there are more browns in india alone than whites on earth.
Sad fact
Who the frick cares
The whole entirety of Twitter apparently
>108 retweets
Doesn't look like it
Black person lover
>Supports BLM
>Now has an absent father
Poetry.
They're step father/son
so 2 absent fathers
He can truly empathize with the Black experience now. Lefties everywhere are jealous.
I bet he wants that onlyfans girl to frick a black guy. He probably DM her with the details lmao
This is the only moment where people will believe that he's about to inherit ridiculous amounts of money. So he has to strike while the iron is hot to try and fool as many hotties as possible to have sex with him for the money.
he's about to inherit billions in net worth from a dad he probably never even sees. he's fricking ecstatic
step-dad, and he may not be in the will
write the plot of Titanic 2: the revange prompt: 5 billioners and a pilot in a small submarine trying to reach the titanic 4000m under the sea
ChatGPT
Title: Titanic 2: The Revenge
Plot Summary:
In the highly anticipated sequel, "Titanic 2: The Revenge," we dive deep into the abyss of the ocean, where five billionaires and a skilled pilot embark on a daring mission to explore the remains of the legendary Titanic, lying approximately 4,000 meters beneath the sea's surface.
Years after the tragic sinking of the RMS Titanic, an enigmatic billionaire, Alexander Hartman, becomes obsessed with uncovering the mysteries that still surround the iconic ship. He assembles a team of individuals who share his passion for maritime history, engineering, and adventure.
The team comprises of Alexander Hartman, a charismatic and eccentric billionaire, known for his unyielding determination; Olivia Knight, a brilliant marine archaeologist who specializes in deep-sea exploration; William Blackwood, a talented engineer responsible for designing the high-tech submarine; Rachel Mitchell, a renowned oceanographer with an unmatched understanding of the underwater ecosystem; Benjamin Hayes, a fearless underwater photographer capturing stunning visuals; and Captain Nathan Thompson, a seasoned pilot with unmatched expertise in navigating treacherous depths.
Equipped with cutting-edge technology and a state-of-the-art submarine, the team sets out on their perilous journey, braving the crushing pressure and darkness of the deep sea. Their mission is to reach the resting place of the Titanic and unravel its remaining secrets.
As they descend further into the abyss, tension rises among the crew. Conflicting personalities, technical challenges, and unforeseen obstacles put their lives and the success of the mission at risk. The crew must overcome their differences and work together to ensure their safety and accomplish their goals.
part 1
part 2
Once they finally reach the Titanic's location, they are awestruck by the grandeur and tragedy that lies before them. The team begins exploring the wreckage, unearthing artifacts, and piecing together the untold stories of those onboard. However, their presence awakens a malevolent force within the ocean depths, a vengeful spirit seeking justice for the ship's tragic fate.
As the crew delves deeper into the ship's history, they encounter inexplicable phenomena—mysterious whispers, eerie shadows, and inexplicable malfunctions of their equipment. It becomes clear that the vengeful spirit will stop at nothing to prevent them from unraveling the truth. The submarine is beset by a series of catastrophic events, testing the resilience and resourcefulness of the team.
Struggling to survive and complete their mission, the crew must confront their deepest fears, face their past traumas, and find a way to appease the vengeful spirit. With time running out and the submarine on the verge of destruction, they must unravel the dark secrets hidden within the Titanic before it claims their lives.
In "Titanic 2: The Revenge," the boundaries of exploration and human resilience are pushed to the limit. Will the crew emerge victorious, solving the mysteries of the Titanic and laying the vengeful spirit to rest? Or will they succumb to the same fate that befell the ill-fated ship over a century ago?
>cutting-edge technology and a state-of-the-art submarine
Haahahahahahah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
what happens if they still pickup a knocking sound?
>THIS SUMMER
>*CELINE DION'S MY HEART WILL GO ON PLAYS*
>PREPARE YOURSELVES
>FOR A WATERY GRAVE
Lmao didn't James Cameron do this already? And filmed a documentary? Why even go down there
>The Titanic, except only the rich homosexuals who thought they were too good to die actually die, and no one else gets hurts
It's an improvement.
If you're a billionaire, why goes in a tin can like they did when you could just build this???
A lot of rich people hate spending money. Simple as.
You can't. As in physically, you can't go that deep in a vessel that large. Everything that can descend to that depth is small, as in just enough room for 2 people. It could be argued that the tin can this dumbass used was far too spacious.
the CEO is a shabbos goy married to a israeliteess
>Get into the lifeboat!
>Isidor!
/misc/ sticky
Shut your mouth /misc/ tard. Nobody asked you, homosexual
seethe
>mfw Americans turn this into one of their silly politics sports matches
That being said, why would you spend money to see the Titanic through a small fricking window?
For that kind of money you could rent scuba gear and dive near coral reefs or any other interesting place for a week.
>mfw they went the extra mile to really curse it by naming it Titan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wreck_of_the_Titan:_Or,_Futility
>ancient god Cronos the first titan was defeated by Zeus with the help of Gaia (Nature) and imprisoned in Tartarus (the deep abyss)
poetry
One does not simply return to the womb.
>500 people searching for better life drown
nobody gives a shit
>couple of billionaires and the people ripping them die on a thrill seeking trip
EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS
bait
The sub story is way more entertaining. The fact that rich people paid 250k to slowly die suffocating at the bottom of the ocean in pitch black darkness is tragic and funny at the same time.
a dingy sinking is pretty boring as it happens all the time. very sad.
rich dudes getting in a submarine to go to the bottom of the ocean itself is extraordinary, but the sub breaking and they all die is fascinating. there was similar media buzz when those kids in thailand got stuck in a cave, so spare us the racism-cult dogma.
>rich guys want to see the bottom of the ocean
>they are now stuck down there forever
It's like pottery
>there was similar media buzz when those kids in thailand got stuck in a cave
Funnily enough that was the last time a billionaire showed the world he was moronic by everyone hearing about his shitty sub idea.
>NOOOOOOO WE MUST MIGRATE TO EUROPE AND NOT MUCH CLOSER NATIONS THAT SHARE OUR CULTURE, HISTORY AND RELIGION THAT WE CAN JUST WALK TO AND DONT REQUIRE US TO BE CRAMMED INTO A SHITCANOE LIKE SARDINES
why do migrants hate wealthy, westernized Islamic nations like Saudi Arabia and Turkey so much bros???
Er being among whites is a human right you CHUD
for whites, it should be
The Saudis refuse them. Turkey has a lot of them already, and their government uses them to extort money from the EU ("pay up or we'll send more").
Sounds like the Saudis need some “democracy”
Euro countries should create a combined naval force to prevent migrants from crossing the med. People-smugglers (NGOs) should face the most severe penalties possible. Migrants returned to their point of exit, DNA samples collected, boats destroyed.
>Euro countries should create a combined naval force to prevent migrants from crossing the med.
implying they haven't already
they haven't
>Euro countries should create a combined naval force to prevent migrants from crossing the med.
it's called the ocean
doesn't work well enough, sadly
They do that, it's called Frontex
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frontex
Painfull...
If I plug that in, would you die?
It would be extremely janky
Youre a cheap guy
UUU
>not just using a normal XBox controller
Honestly, why?
My guess? Whatever Black personrigged control system they're using needed directinput. The controller they were using (not that one) has a little switch on the bottom that toggles xinput/directinput. The axes changing suddenly is exactly what used to happen to me when I started a game with it in the wrong position.
If they needed basic Dinput AND a decent controller, the fact they didn't know about wired 360 controllers and XBCD only highlights that these are supreme morons
The computer guy who set up the controller seemed so proud of what he'd made, how he'd figured out to interface the controller with their system
I was like, just install JoyToKey man, come on now
I wouldn't assume they didn't know, some people have said he was inspired by Musk and wanted only "futuristic" input methods, so he would've wanted wireless over wired and touch screens over physical buttons.
>some people have said he was inspired by Musk
Christ, imagine a Tesla battery fire on a sub.
I CAN'TS BREEVES
What if this is how we anger he who lives below us
What, Saddam Hussein?
King Triton. he was fricking pissed at the little nigmaid
I can understand that
>the libertarian rich guy was woke, actually
it's depressing how many people fall for this culture war shit
If you say woke shit then you're woke until proven otherwise. This guy was "just" greedy and incompetent.
If the rich weren't majorly "woke", it literally wouldn't have gained any traction as a cultural thing.
They all love the idea of breaking down national, cultural, and gender barriers, because they see those as barriers to profit. They love replacing you with stupider people, because stupider people are easier to control.
This has been their doing the whole time. It's not some grassroots shit thunk up by poor black people, who can't think to save their lives.
the rich guy could be a card carrying KKK member for all I care. People are rightly criticizing what he said.
>"but he was just saying it because it's the hip thing to say!"
makes no difference.
It's okay, they killed the ceo a few hours in, so they have a little more oxygen, it's possible only one person is left so they got around 20 days
>person dies
>their bowels loosen
>there is now a permeating smell of shit and piss that cannot be escaped
they ALREADY had two pakis
Imagine being in that tiny tube with 5 bodies, eventually you desperately try to rehydrate by drinking piss, drinking their blood and eating their meat, you live among your own and four other mens filth as you slowly descend into madness, becoming a cannibal hunched back goblin creature.
Saw someone claim that once you die then the putrefaction process immediately starts using up oxygen even faster than a person breathing and it kind of sounds plausible to me. Do we have any doctors/morticians/corpsefrickers in here who might shed light on this claim?
Titanicbros... its over
wow, shocking
maybe now they'll stop wasting money on this farce of a rescue mission
Didn't you hear bro? The US military just uses these hours as training hours and so the government isn't actually wasting millions on all of this because if it didn't happen they'd just be wasting those millions searching for nothing instead! It's a perfect system!
Training opportunities are training opportunities.
They don’t want to hire ex mariners 50 year old white guys because their salary requirement would be 5-6x over the young people, and in the brain of a ceo
More employees means more tasks can be done haha
why do we need all these old white guys to tell the youngsters what to build? I'M an old white guy with loads more money than them so obviously my ideas are way better!
i expel oxygin for she
Doesn't this assume that everyone was alive? What if there was a massacre inside the cabin and one or more murdered the others?
>I don't need any old white guys ok
How many non white submariners he think he can get in the US?
You can literally count the number of none white nations that have a sub program at all in one hand and those people certainly don't work in the US after retired
Why come they don't just swim up
they've all got their phones, they can't get them wet 🙁
They don't know which way is up because compasses don't work underwater moron
>you thought it was over with titanic 1
>turns out you were wrong
>how one simple game controller can impact the life of 5
>GAME ON
How did this guy get away with a submarine that costs $250k a seat that’s controlled by a knockoff xbox controller and is only rated to go half the depth it advertises?
>How did this guy get away with
he didn't
I think he was based in Dubai or somewhere like that
It's not rated by anyone for any depth. It's estimated by calculation alone to have a max depth under static load deeper than the depth of the Titanic. Stop talking SHIT you fricking moron.
calm down homosexual
Wow, you have internet down there?
It was operating in international waters, so there were no obligations for any inspections or approvals
based maritime law killing eccentric billionaires
Also everyone on board signed a waiver that they acknowledge that the submarine is experimental and there's a risk of dying
It's ironic that the sequel happened for the same reason the 1st one did: rich bastard cutting safety corners.
Who pays for the rescue attempts?
The taxpayer, because they won't be able to make the billionaire's family pay like they force poor people to pay for their rescue helicopters.
Unfortunately we won't ever know how the people stuck in that sub felt until the last moment. Which means if we get a movie, it won't be super realistic
If the submersible can ever be recovered then maybe autopsy can reveal something
>Unfortunately we won't ever know how the people stuck in that sub felt until the last moment.
I've got an idea.
?t=35
would be kino if they recorded their last words on their phones or someshit like that and kept going
so there is a chance we could see it after someone finds the sub
Those phones are most likely destroyed.
Should've brought a Nokia 3310
I feel sorry for the one kid that got dragged into this mess
Was that the same kid who was dragged the south pole when he was like five so that his dad could brag about his son being the youngest person to have gone there? Or am I thinking of some other billionaire adventurer's son.
>the five men sit in silence
>finally the youngest speaks
>"Dad...we should've just gone bowling"
Imagine the kind of bowling place you could go to for half a million.
>*laugh track*
>camera pans to audience clapping
>I only go bowling with my cousin
did it even have external lights? to look at the titanic I mean
It wasn't really designed for "looking" at the Titanic, it carried sonar and 3D imaging gear and cameras that they operated and watched on the screens.
Differences between being in the Titan and operating an ROV from the mothership:
>get to shit in a box instead of a terlet
>get to sit on the ground instead of a chair
>get to die horribly (probably)
it's the chance of a lifetime
>30 inch LCD: on
>Titanic bluray: in
>Windows Media Player: open
>Logitech wireless controller: on a 1000ms delay
Yep, it's time to dive 3800m underwater
Nobody cares about your flavour of the week news story, NPC.
like I get bolting it closed but why not have the nuts accessible from the inside so you could unbolt it yourself if necessary
And have some ADHD millionaire kill you all because he fidgeted with a bolt when you were busy getting the madcatz controller to connect?
are your nuts accessible from the inside?
There's been a Titanic 2 and 3 already, anon.
I hope there is footage of it being crushed from the inside. I wonder if the glass cracked first before the implosion
they're alive an airplane heard them banging inside the sub
Sorry, that was me banging ur mom on my yacht.
>an airplane heard them banging inside the sub
oh my
That confirms that it didn't implode and whatever drama that could have happened inside the sub did indeed happen and we're going to get some juicy kino because of it
>sub resurfaces
>there's only one person inside
When Alexander the Great returned from a diving bell, all he had to say was
>The world is lost and damned
>he's not one of the original crew
>My good fellow, could you please direct me to the nearest telegraph? Our voyage was a trifle delayed and I have a cargo of ivory inbound from the Bengal after which I simply must inquire
>I'd like to send a letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?
I'd recognize Mr. Burns anywhere
>immediate flashbacks to the worst nonce post on Cinemaphile
I hear once you've tasted human flesh, you can never satify your hunger for it. The craving just gets worse
>Using joystick for submarine
Being cheap ass are killing them kek
wtf is his problem?
based sam hyde coming in hot with an extremely misogynistic and racist take on the situation
Funny how 10+ years ago James Cameron's $8m+ sub for the trench seemed (was) risky as hell. Only for this dipshit Titanic tour guy to go hold my beer, I'll show you risky!
Guess the cost of this sub. Guess the cost of titan.
Nta. I’m guessing in 2023 James Cameron’s sub would cost $50 million. I’m guessing this sub costs around $1 million.
230k
Superior Australian engineering.
Hopefully this will incentivize future rubbernecking billionaire tourists to actually invest in vessels that aren't macguyvered pieces of shit
I wonder if they'd have found the Titan quicker if was dayglo green instead of white
>only $10 million
These billionaires are starting to look more and more like they deserved it
One of the things is a lot of these purpose-built craft are not good for repeated dives. They have endurance limits and sometimes are just built one use. The Titan guys ignored all of this.
That's exactly why Virgin Oceanic or whatever scrapped their plans for this kind of thing, they couldn't design a sub that could make repeat journeys to the depths they wanted
PART OF THE CREW
>PART OF THE SHIP
PART OF THE CREW
>PART OF THE SHIP
PART OF THE CREW
>PART OF THE SHIP
PART OF THE CREW
>PART OF THE SHIP
PART OF THE CREW
>PART OF THE SHIP
HEAVE HO
THIEVES AND BEGGARS
NEVER SHALL WE DIE
Should have used M+KB. Consolegays BTFO.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Titan_submersible_incident
>The Titan has seven backup systems intended to return the vessel to surface in case of emergency, including ballast that can be dropped, a balloon, and thrusters. Some of the backup systems are designed to work even if all aboard the submersible are unconscious; there are sandbags held by hooks that dissolve after a certain number of hours in the water and release the sandbags, letting the vessel float to the surface.[1][20]
AM I TO BELIEVE THAT ALL 7 BACKUPS FAILED AT THE SAME FRICKING TIME?
>AM I TO BELIEVE THAT ALL 7 BACKUPS FAILED AT THE SAME FRICKING TIME?
They will if the sub imploded.
They all failed because the sub imploded.
No comms
Not surfacing
And carbon fiber should have been a dead giveaway
They are probably checking nearby sonars for the implosion soundwave.
Then how do you explain the banging?
That's just coming from the Titanic