bit of a supitd comparison cause big Jim was actively researching and funding new tech to make deep sea exploration easier.
It's like comparing some rich c**t who owns a jet to Charles Lindberg or Howard Hughes.
I hate rich people as much as the next normal person but one of the reasons why I hate them is this, they seem to have completely lost any sense of enterprise, the few examples we have are complete hucksters like Bezos or Musk who don't have the neccessary imagination to actually change or create anything.
well hes certainly doing much more meaningful things for exploration that lindberg or howard hughes, i dont know who exactly you are are comparing him against that he's falling short
11 months ago
Anonymous
I can't believe some moron on Cinemaphile is making me defend Howard fricking Hughes but commercial air travel as it's possible today wouldn't be possible without his funding of modern airliners.
Elon meannwhile hasn't managed to reach the same level of competence as NASA or the USSR space service whatever it was called in the 1950s.
I don't even want to get into how Lindbergh is objectively a bigger explorer than Musk, though I do find it cute how you had to resort to this meaningless term, while also ignoring that the vast majority of actual space exploration, research and discovery is done mostly by public institutions world-wide.
Elon is just a rich c**t who wants to play Von Braun while depending on 1980s soviet tech because anything he tries to have his guys built themselves inevitably explodes.
11 months ago
Anonymous
hasn't musk reduced the cost of putting things in orbit by a factor of 20 or something? I will look it up.
Also pioneered self landing rockets which are incredible to watch.
Starlink enables internet access for the entire world.
Lindberg flew across the atlantic ocean
11 months ago
Anonymous
>hasn't musk reduced the cost of putting things in orbit by a factor of 20 or something? I will look it up.
His cost-cutting probably has a lot to do with all the constant failures >Also pioneered self landing rockets which are incredible to watch.
Not only he didn't pioneer it, he constantly fricks launches up, aparently because he refuses to accept that sometimes shit isn't ready to launch >Starlink enables internet access for the entire world.
The internet has enabled internet access for the entire world since the internet existed, it's a matter of infra-structure, not of technology >Lindberg flew across the atlantic ocean
He did so in 1919 in a plane made of plywood, cotton and an engine. Elon meanwhile is failing to do what cold war powers could do with far less technology and resources available.
11 months ago
Anonymous
what do you mean? who else does self landing rockets?
I think you are moronic
11 months ago
Anonymous
Black person it took me 5 seconds on google
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VTVL
11 months ago
Anonymous
so spacex and blue origin? who owns those companies i wonder probably the lindbergs
11 months ago
Anonymous
The article I sent lists several companies doing so inthe 2000s before either Bezos or Musk's companies.
>The internet has enabled internet access for the entire world since the internet existed, it's a matter of infra-structure, not of technology
there's been satellite internet providers for years before starlink as well, like viasat. Some african will never be able to afford either though so it's a moot point and just a toy for rich americans who are going "outdoors", sitting in their "cabin"
Exactly. If anything, the fact that there are certainly rich c**ts in these shitholes who have better internet access than the majority of 1st world inhabitants should tell you something.
Hell, I know not-so rich people who have been using satellite internet since the 2000s merely because they live in (slightly) isolated places.
>infra-structure
>a hyphen invalidades the rest of the post
I bet you anything Elon writes even worse than that and yet here we all are, watching you clap for the newest P.T. Barnum on the scene.
I'll bet anything in your less misanthropic days you'd simp for idk Stan Lee or Steve Jobs or whoever.
Falcon 9 launches like once a week and hasn't had a problem in years
What the frick are they doing then, just testing technology we've conquered 60 (though closer to 80) years ago?
11 months ago
Anonymous
there were people doing long flights for years before lindberg
like, how do you not see your own double standards
11 months ago
Anonymous
I don't have any particular affection or admiration (if anything, I dislike both him and Hughes for a number of reasons), it's just that both are so much better than Elon on the "crazy rich c**t" category that it makes me depressed. Even the awful people of the past have become worse in the present.
The fact that Lindbergh was a literaly nazi sympathizer who likely killed his own child still doesn't make him worse than le epic 9gag rocket man. I can't think of anything more pathethic than being idk a trillionaire at this point and still begging for aproval of literal whos online because no one ever truly liked you.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I see. you are valid, you are heard
11 months ago
Anonymous
You seem to care more about personalities than actual technological advances
11 months ago
Anonymous
the absurd amounts of gall of a musk fanboy saying this while not realizing that his pet billionaire doesn't have either thing is amazing.
Very sad we don't get mad c**ts like Ted anymore, he at least knew how to be a rich butthole.
11 months ago
Anonymouse
>"rich guys are evil unless they happen to share the same political views as me"
Elon musk builds fricking rocket
Ted Turner made eco propaganda for kids called "captain planet"
Musk wins
11 months ago
Anonymous
>The internet has enabled internet access for the entire world since the internet existed, it's a matter of infra-structure, not of technology
there's been satellite internet providers for years before starlink as well, like viasat. Some african will never be able to afford either though so it's a moot point and just a toy for rich americans who are going "outdoors", sitting in their "cabin"
11 months ago
Anonymous
>infra-structure
11 months ago
Anonymous
Falcon 9 launches like once a week and hasn't had a problem in years
>pussy-ass Putin taking over anything
kek sure thing. gay is unable to take over even a little bit of Ukraine for more than a year lmao. But I gotta give it to him, not even an enemy could frick Russia's shit up as hard as he did.
>arbitrarily label more and more white people as ackchyually not white >suddenly finds his demographic in irreversible decline >"WHAT LE HECK.. IM BEING... GENOCIDED??? DID THE israeliteS DO THIS???
>russian >white
Only an american would say this. Despite them supposedly being your biggest rivals you seem to think very highly of them, and no wonder, the average american has never interacted with any r*ssians and doesn't know what a bunch filth they are
ready made gear getting sent to crush ziggers is a investement well spent. Or are you one of those pol untermensch turdies that thinks those packages are literal pallets of cash
That $125,000 was taxed at point of sale and will be taxed when the business pays its income tax, and then taxed when the company makes payroll, and then taxed from the business employee when he pays his income tax. How else should the government get its cut?
How about 0 tax on corps since they just pass it onto the consumer and income tax on people making over 4 mil a year goes to 95% like it used to be in the 40s and 50s?
1. In the 40s and 50s we had to pay for WW2
2. Back then legal tax shelters were much more common and effective
3. Why does the government need even more money?
1. And we haven't had to pay for any other wars since then right?
2. And criminality was much more widespread
3. More gibs, need gib free healthcare for all
>We need to fricking tax the wealthy
Frick off, commie. If I have to choose between a Titanic dive or to feed some third-world baby-factory who could solve all of her problems by simply putting down the dick, then I'm going diving.
I suggest you take up anything from conservative orthodox Christianity to Buddhism, and learn the secrets of a happy life by letting go of greed, lusting for what others have, and envy.
Envy and lust are sins for a reason. They corrupt the soul like yours is apparently. Let go of giving a shit about what others have, and worry about your own happiness.
I'm not the one who lives my life by "I'M ANGRY BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE MORE STUFF THAN I DO." I am literally the king of "no fricks given." And I can sure as shit guarantee I've been around more Ferraris and other expensive things than you have. It doesn't phase me. If I could have my own Ferrari then that would be awesome, but someone else's Ferrari doesn't mean shit to me.
inflation from money printing do be a hidden tax though, vastly rewarding the people who already own assets that appreciate in comparison to devaluing money
unironically being rightwing but they'll cope and post IQ bell curves despite it being a fact that moronic people lean right while educated people lean left >muh education is le evil and le marxist xD
point proves itself
>This shit costed like 125k USD per person. We need to fricking tax the wealthy
People with money spending money, thus putting it back into the economy for others to spend
AHHH--- WHY DON:T THEY PUT IT IN A BANK FOREVER OR GIVE IT ALL TO THE GOVERNEMNT ?!?!?
>People with money spending money, thus putting it back into the economy for others to spend
Because they are objective differences between money being spent on moronic submarine tourism and something objectively more beneficial for society like healthcare and education. Otherwise just redistributing tax money randomly to people would have the same effect as any government spending policy. This is pretty well known subject, did you go to school?
What's going on in the sea lately? >orca whales fricking up boats, tearing off rudders >people getting eaten by sharks >people drowning >ships doing barrel rolls because of waves >Titanic sub goes missing
Cthulhu when?
>people getting eaten by sharks
only ziggers and they dont qualify as homosexual sapiens. homosexual sovieticus is the name of the species and I for one am more concerned the sharks dont catch AIDS from it
getting eaten by sharks
This one is the most strange. The guy who was recently eaten by a shark was Russian. Russia is a landlocked country with no access to the sea. This is some seriously Missing 411 level of weirdness.
They aren't missing, no rescue mission required, they are fricking dead.
The Titanic is 12,000 feet down, there's literally nothing anyone could do to "rescue" a sub stuck at that depth, if it where to develop a breach of any kind it would instantly implode killing anyone before they registered there was even a problem.
Probably, They will probably launch another sub in a couple weeks down to the titanic and find that tourist sub stuck on some railing. Hell of a way to go, twelve hours or so trapped in a closet with some strangers waiting for CO2 to build up.
You can bet your bottom dollar the smart rich guy on board the sub smuggled an ice pick up his ass just in case he needed to lower the oxygen rate drastically.
no rich normie would actually do it though. They are just trapped in a cold, silent, tin can at the bottom of the ocean, it's not like they are in agony or anything that would make death a welcome reprieve to end the suffering. In that situation the normal person would still choose a few more moments choking on poisoned CO2, air rather than the painful death via cyanide.
CO2 isn't really all that bad of a way to go anyways, you just get sleepy and then go unconscious, not painful.
I guess you're right, but still, there has to be massive panic on that sub, I can't imagine them just chilling there in the pitch black dark on the seabed.
11 months ago
Anonymouse
happened before, Russians practically do this shit every decade or so. They have had so many epic submarine disasters and it usually ends up with like a chunk of the crew getting sealed into a portion of the sub waiting for rescue like in the Kursk disaster. >"23 sailors took refuge in the small ninth compartment and survived for more than six hours. When oxygen ran low, they attempted to replace a potassium superoxide chemical oxygen cartridge, but it fell into the oily sea water and exploded on contact. The resulting fire killed several crew members and triggered a flash fire that consumed the remaining oxygen, suffocating the remaining survivors."
There where a lot of other incidents with soviet boats too, being semen's a bad job
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Make oxygen cartridges so the crew can survive in the sub in case of a water breach >OXYGEN CARTRIDGE EXPLODES UPON CONTACT WITH WATER
11 months ago
Anonymous
O2 candles are not there to produce oxygen for a "water breach," they are a means of producing breathable air when other means are not available. Such as an oxygen generator. O2 candles get VERY hot when activated and the environment in the final compartment of Kursk was not conducive to heat-producing items due to the flammable liquids in the water.
Those poor guys died the worst death you can have as a submariner: they ALMOST survived.
11 months ago
Anonymous
The Kursk thing is still mind blowing to me. If the Russians just accepted the Bong help earlier they could have saved more.
11 months ago
Anonymouse
Putin would rather his sailors die than look weak be accepting western help, and they where afraid the British divers might see the classified 50 year old technology of the Kursk Oscar class.
11 months ago
Anonymous
the war only reinforced what a meme their navy is. What is even the point of keeping up the money sink as they are so shit at it even in the "golden" vatnik union days
11 months ago
Anonymouse
They really would be better off keeping a token nuclear force like China has. China has like 500 nukes, enough to ensure that if they get nuked they can retaliate in kind.
It's too fricking expensive to maintain this shit anymore
Ex-Navy sub guy here, this is a common misconception about instantaneous death upon implosion. The delta P across any "small" crack is so enormous that the actual flowrate is along the lines of 10^-1 gpm. The hyperventilating in such a small place leads to increased CO2 output which drives all inside closer to hypoxia, i.e. making everyone sleepy and disoriented.
Mistakes were made.
t. Instructor's assistant at USN Sub School, Rotten Groten.
>Yes, our "state of the art" PVC pipe submersible held together by chewing gum, goy!
>It will go all the way down to the Titanic! Truly a once in a lifetime experience!
>Don't worry, it's perfectly safe! If you get into trouble just tape the "return to surface" button on the iPad's touchscreen while holding X on the xbox controller!
>By the way, that will be a quarter million dollars for a ticket please! Plus tip!
Latest reports are one crew member and 4 multi-millionaires. 100% dead.
These things are cheaply made and riding on the edge. It was only a matter of time before it crunched.
I'm surprised they're going for recovery, though. I guess the billionaires really want the half-crushed remains of their pals to make sure they died in the wreckage.
"Rope" would need to be a 12,000 foot long steel cable, which itself would weigh several metric tons. The sub would also weigh several tons, and you would need some sort of winch on the ship to haul it up and down, and then when it got down to the titanic the damn sub wouldn't be able to traverse the wreck because it was tied to a 12,000 foot long steel cable.
0.00001%. Guy with a buddy at the company says they just straight up lost all comms, and their beacons are independent battery shit. So it almost certainly catastrophically imploded and blew that shit to pieces.
As he got situated in the vessel, which he said had about as much room inside as a minivan, Pogue said he "couldn't help noticing how many pieces of this sub seemed improvised, with off-the-shelf components," including a video game controller that was used to pilot the sub.
Well the military used to use xbox controllers for shit so thats not too bad. I used to dream of going in these subs, sucks they seem to shiftily made. Plus the audacity to charge those prices for a piece of shit sub means easy lawsuit right?
>this sub seemed improvised, with off-the-shelf components," including a video game controller
kek
In there defense, the most famous deep sea Submarine the "DSV Alvin" that discovered Titanic, Bismarck, deep sea vents, etc, was made in a fricking breakfast cereal factory by General Mills. I Don't know why exactly the US government decided >"you know who I bet would a make deep sea submarine?" >"The guys who make Cheerio's and Frosted Flakes!"
The weird thing is it that it worked it the cereal company made a sub that's continued to work for more than 50 years.
>The weird thing is it that it worked it the cereal company made a sub that's continued to work for more than 50 years.
Well of course, anon, they're grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
>including a video game controller that was used to pilot the sub.
you fricking moron. using things like xbox controllers is standard across almost most control schemes that allow it. Why invent something new if the already existing one works. Everything from air/water/land drones are piloted with these controllers including military versions like uavs. Nothing wrong in using it on a manned small mini sub comparable to your usual deep sea drone in handling/dimensions
Good,frick those fricks who act like their farts and turns are so sophisticated and superior and they are above everyone,this and the invader ship sinking in Greece are some of the best recent news
frick you guys. just because they have money dosn't mean they weren't brave adventurous people. not one of you has probably left their home state and you talk shit about people who actually accomplish things and do interesting experiences in their lives
Those sub trips are fake, they send a drone down to feed footage to the actual sub's view screens, which is dangling just below the ship. They just blew it up to make people think it was all real.
Between 1970 and 2000, the cost to launch a kilogram to space remained fairly steady, with an average of US$18,500 per kilogram. When the space shuttle was in operation, it could launch a payload of 27,500 kilograms for $1.5 billion, or $54,500 per kilogram. For a SpaceX Falcon 9, the rocket used to access the ISS, the cost is just $2,720 per kilogram.
every time i enter an airplane i get myself so worked up because im overthinking the whole damn thing
1) im entering a huge metal tube thats pressurized
2) im in a huge metal tube thats flying
3) its flying because the air pressure is denser underneath the airplanes wing than above
4) im in a huge metal fricking tube, flying in the air, at hundreds of miles per hour, and if anything goes wrong, there's literally nothing i can do
and you wonder why i freak out about airplanes
imagine shoving me in a fricking submarine, id go insane
Reminder any one person can just rip open the emergency exit if they felt like it and you will get sucked out and probably turned into jello from being sent into the engine.
did you see that video where the Korean guy opened the door? it was at low altitude, it's impossible to open the door when you're at the high altitude where you would get sucked out because of the pressure differential
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanwings_Flight_9525
This is horrifying. The captain was trying to chop through the damn wienerpit door as they flew into the mountain. Christ.
Verification not required.
We had guys go nuts on the boat before. They'd inevitably be sent to the torpedo room for some personal handcuffed supervision by a gigantic Black person torpedoman. Some guys wrote death poetry on the walls with grease pencil. Some guys threatened to sink us all. Some guys may have been making the whole thing up, but you don't take chances with this type of thing hundreds of feet below seal level.
>As divers, we are better acquainted than most with the effects of pressure at depth, and the Titanic's location on the bottom of the Atlantic features a surrounding pressure of 6,000 psi/410 bar
so how are you gonna inflate those balloons? I hope your gas bottles have more than 410 bar
Nothing burger, this happens all the time its just more sensationalist because the titanic and millionaires are involved. Most likely some kind of equipment malfunction and they are stranded somewhere. They will be able to survive a few days until they find their location.
You know this is a submersible, not submarine? A more fancy toy that NEEDS to have mother ship hail it back in couple of hours. It literally cannot go back on its own.
Dude they have already "Been missing" for longer than than the submersible has air on board, they are fricking dead.
You don't go missing at the bottom of the ocean, you die. It's not like a movie where they will MacGyver a solution, and somehow get to the surface, they are probably already dead lying on the bottom of the ocean being eaten by crabs.
Elon Musk just announced he is helping with the search. You are going to look pretty dumb once SpaceX subs pull them up from the bottom of the ocean in one piece
>Mr. Cameron >What is it? Can't you see I'm trying to do this reverse shot of a navi tail capturing a bird? >It's the President! >President of what? >The United States, he.. >Say no more, prepare the sub for submerge, how much O2 do they have left?
kino!
There are 5 people trapped in a tiny submarine at the bottom of the ocean right now, likely sitting in darkness, slowly dying and you think this is funny
If it was theor job or they were saving someone it would be tragic. However, It’s four vain morons paying $500k to look at graveyard site and do onions face.
>The submersible went missing and is believed to have sufficent air reserves to last 96 hours.
Imagine being stuck in some cold dark place knowing your air is limited and its very possible no one will find you. Dudes are probably turning into Shinji right now
Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade,
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
>150 thousand dollar per person trip >No bathrooms >No water >60 hours of air left >Controlled by a dogshit 3rd party controller
The second I see that the pilot is using a 20 dollar dog shit Logitech controller i would've cancelled my order.
Unironically though >new information has emerged suggesting that the incident may be related to a gaming phenomenon known as "joycon drift." >Stockton Rush had recorded in a recent safety log that his "gaming controller was registering movement even with no human input"
Quick update to that though from Reuters. Apparently they *had* a toilet but the billionaire's digestive system didn't agree with the large order of Chili and Sea Bass they had the night before. Apparently the ships onboard oxygen sensors reported a massive decline in the quality of air shortly thereafter and the ships onboard plumbing readings are completely FUBAR.
This is what the inside looks like. Its a submersible, not a sub. There are cameras on the outside that let you see shit on a tv. All of them were packed inside like this. The captain uses a madcat controller and drives it around
Really questionable design choice on this thing, really ought to go all out and slap 2 big ol' flotation devices on the back end of it too complete the look.
>OceanGate Expeditions >The wreck of the Titanic lies about 400 miles off the coast of Newfoundland. Without any cell towers in the middle of the ocean, we are relying on @Starlinkto provide the communications we require throughout this year’s 2023 Titanic Expedition.
just when you thought it was safe to go in the water...
This shit costed like 125k USD per person. We need to fricking tax the wealthy
If James Cameron didn't pilot a ship like that to the depths of our seas, we wouldn't have gotten The Way of Water. Think before you fricking speak.
That's a shame, I suppose we'll have to send a Terminator back to off James Cameron before he does that shit.
>If James Cameron didn't pilot a ship like that to the depths of our seas, we wouldn't have gotten The Way of Water.
All the more reason, frick avatar
dont be sad, maybe the next capeshit will be a success
bit of a supitd comparison cause big Jim was actively researching and funding new tech to make deep sea exploration easier.
It's like comparing some rich c**t who owns a jet to Charles Lindberg or Howard Hughes.
I hate rich people as much as the next normal person but one of the reasons why I hate them is this, they seem to have completely lost any sense of enterprise, the few examples we have are complete hucksters like Bezos or Musk who don't have the neccessary imagination to actually change or create anything.
what do you mean musk is single handedly taking over space flight
yeah he's really following up on the challenger's footsteps.
well hes certainly doing much more meaningful things for exploration that lindberg or howard hughes, i dont know who exactly you are are comparing him against that he's falling short
I can't believe some moron on Cinemaphile is making me defend Howard fricking Hughes but commercial air travel as it's possible today wouldn't be possible without his funding of modern airliners.
Elon meannwhile hasn't managed to reach the same level of competence as NASA or the USSR space service whatever it was called in the 1950s.
I don't even want to get into how Lindbergh is objectively a bigger explorer than Musk, though I do find it cute how you had to resort to this meaningless term, while also ignoring that the vast majority of actual space exploration, research and discovery is done mostly by public institutions world-wide.
Elon is just a rich c**t who wants to play Von Braun while depending on 1980s soviet tech because anything he tries to have his guys built themselves inevitably explodes.
hasn't musk reduced the cost of putting things in orbit by a factor of 20 or something? I will look it up.
Also pioneered self landing rockets which are incredible to watch.
Starlink enables internet access for the entire world.
Lindberg flew across the atlantic ocean
>hasn't musk reduced the cost of putting things in orbit by a factor of 20 or something? I will look it up.
His cost-cutting probably has a lot to do with all the constant failures
>Also pioneered self landing rockets which are incredible to watch.
Not only he didn't pioneer it, he constantly fricks launches up, aparently because he refuses to accept that sometimes shit isn't ready to launch
>Starlink enables internet access for the entire world.
The internet has enabled internet access for the entire world since the internet existed, it's a matter of infra-structure, not of technology
>Lindberg flew across the atlantic ocean
He did so in 1919 in a plane made of plywood, cotton and an engine. Elon meanwhile is failing to do what cold war powers could do with far less technology and resources available.
what do you mean? who else does self landing rockets?
I think you are moronic
Black person it took me 5 seconds on google
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VTVL
so spacex and blue origin? who owns those companies i wonder probably the lindbergs
The article I sent lists several companies doing so inthe 2000s before either Bezos or Musk's companies.
Exactly. If anything, the fact that there are certainly rich c**ts in these shitholes who have better internet access than the majority of 1st world inhabitants should tell you something.
Hell, I know not-so rich people who have been using satellite internet since the 2000s merely because they live in (slightly) isolated places.
>a hyphen invalidades the rest of the post
I bet you anything Elon writes even worse than that and yet here we all are, watching you clap for the newest P.T. Barnum on the scene.
I'll bet anything in your less misanthropic days you'd simp for idk Stan Lee or Steve Jobs or whoever.
What the frick are they doing then, just testing technology we've conquered 60 (though closer to 80) years ago?
there were people doing long flights for years before lindberg
like, how do you not see your own double standards
I don't have any particular affection or admiration (if anything, I dislike both him and Hughes for a number of reasons), it's just that both are so much better than Elon on the "crazy rich c**t" category that it makes me depressed. Even the awful people of the past have become worse in the present.
The fact that Lindbergh was a literaly nazi sympathizer who likely killed his own child still doesn't make him worse than le epic 9gag rocket man. I can't think of anything more pathethic than being idk a trillionaire at this point and still begging for aproval of literal whos online because no one ever truly liked you.
I see. you are valid, you are heard
You seem to care more about personalities than actual technological advances
the absurd amounts of gall of a musk fanboy saying this while not realizing that his pet billionaire doesn't have either thing is amazing.
Very sad we don't get mad c**ts like Ted anymore, he at least knew how to be a rich butthole.
>"rich guys are evil unless they happen to share the same political views as me"
Elon musk builds fricking rocket
Ted Turner made eco propaganda for kids called "captain planet"
Musk wins
>The internet has enabled internet access for the entire world since the internet existed, it's a matter of infra-structure, not of technology
there's been satellite internet providers for years before starlink as well, like viasat. Some african will never be able to afford either though so it's a moot point and just a toy for rich americans who are going "outdoors", sitting in their "cabin"
>infra-structure
Falcon 9 launches like once a week and hasn't had a problem in years
You're controlled ops, Elon.
Not them, but you're a moron if you think that car in space shit was real. Or the Mars shit. Or the 1969 Moon shit.
>we wouldn't have gotten The Way of Water
To the dismay of absolutely nobody.
A better idea would to not let leftards vote so everyone can be much richer
All leftists should have their bank accounts merged into one. Lets see how they “share” each others wealth
Pay your taxes homosexual
Good idea
every leftoid should house 5 subsaharan Black person refugees minimum
>All leftists should have their bank accounts merged into one. Lets see how they “share” each others wealth
lmao
Amazing idea.
>Thinks he's in the same bracket as multi millionaires
Why are conservatives so fricking moronic?
>thinks everyone else hates successful people too
Naw sorry mate, get a fricking job
I have a job. You're moronic.
Get one that matters
What's a job that matters? What does that mean?
hedge fund manager
central bank chairperson
director of international financial institution
etc etc
Shalom, Rabbi.
One that makes you money, Jesus leftists are stupid aren't they? Go ahead and make me my sandwich, extra bacon and lettuce please.
>i WOUDLNT like to make 4k$grand every year for free because i voted republican and not commie
hmmm strange
you must be rich!
eat shit and die leftoid
I know, Zelensky needs another two billion
Two billion for hundreds of dead russians? Where do I give my portion?
EPIC AND BASED!
If we don't stop PUTIN now he's gonna TAKE OVER DA WHOLE WORLD!!! LIKE HITLER!
>pussy-ass Putin taking over anything
kek sure thing. gay is unable to take over even a little bit of Ukraine for more than a year lmao. But I gotta give it to him, not even an enemy could frick Russia's shit up as hard as he did.
hundreds of dead russians thus thousands of dead ukrainians
hmm indeed, where do I donate?
You don't have a portion, rich people are the ones that make those donations possible, you're literally insignificant which is why you're so mad
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>clap
DEAD
>clap
WH*TE
>clap
FOLX
>clap
Russians aren't white. You must be a Slavic subhuman yourself.
Russians aren't white, Irish aren't white, English aren't white, French aren't white, Welsh are Black folk, Slavs arent white, scots aren't truly white.
>arbitrarily label more and more white people as ackchyually not white
>suddenly finds his demographic in irreversible decline
>"WHAT LE HECK.. IM BEING... GENOCIDED??? DID THE israeliteS DO THIS???
classic
>slavs
>white
>russian
>white
Only an american would say this. Despite them supposedly being your biggest rivals you seem to think very highly of them, and no wonder, the average american has never interacted with any r*ssians and doesn't know what a bunch filth they are
ready made gear getting sent to crush ziggers is a investement well spent. Or are you one of those pol untermensch turdies that thinks those packages are literal pallets of cash
i bet zelensky is a billionaire and several of his ministers and associates are ten millionaires
That $125,000 was taxed at point of sale and will be taxed when the business pays its income tax, and then taxed when the company makes payroll, and then taxed from the business employee when he pays his income tax. How else should the government get its cut?
How about 0 tax on corps since they just pass it onto the consumer and income tax on people making over 4 mil a year goes to 95% like it used to be in the 40s and 50s?
1. In the 40s and 50s we had to pay for WW2
2. Back then legal tax shelters were much more common and effective
3. Why does the government need even more money?
1. And we haven't had to pay for any other wars since then right?
2. And criminality was much more widespread
3. More gibs, need gib free healthcare for all
Corporations only pay tax on profits
Then they should be taxed at 100%
Explain why
Because profit is what you get when you rip off your consumer by charging them more than what it cost to produce your product/service.
then why would you produce anything without profit?
The same reason slaves go to their 9-5s: to earn their salary to live
eat the rich
>t. giant squid
kys you petty and jealous pinko troony. those who make money better find interesting ways to use it
If I had that kind of money I'd use it for deez
You need to get a job
>costed
Well they’re dead now so who gives a shit
>This shit cost like 125k USD per person.
Let that sink in.
Literally.
literal peanuts for a billionaire though, even for a millionaire it's not that much. Too bad they're all dead tho lol
Good. More dead rich. Let's the train rolling.
And it was a decepticon
>We need to fricking tax the wealthy
Frick off, commie. If I have to choose between a Titanic dive or to feed some third-world baby-factory who could solve all of her problems by simply putting down the dick, then I'm going diving.
The wealthy aren't going to pay you for sucking them because they know you do it for free.
I suggest you take up anything from conservative orthodox Christianity to Buddhism, and learn the secrets of a happy life by letting go of greed, lusting for what others have, and envy.
Envy and lust are sins for a reason. They corrupt the soul like yours is apparently. Let go of giving a shit about what others have, and worry about your own happiness.
Put down the crack pipe before responding next time. This level of projection is not helping whatever impotent point you were going for.
I'm not the one who lives my life by "I'M ANGRY BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE MORE STUFF THAN I DO." I am literally the king of "no fricks given." And I can sure as shit guarantee I've been around more Ferraris and other expensive things than you have. It doesn't phase me. If I could have my own Ferrari then that would be awesome, but someone else's Ferrari doesn't mean shit to me.
>you will be poor and you will be happy
take up a fentanyl habit homosexual
>being rich is LE BAD
lmao shut up college kid
Your presence on earth pollutes it. have a nice day and save the earth.
Based. These rich c**ts are paying the toll right now, let's see if your money can save you from the pressure of the North Atlantic homosexuals lmao.
>This shit costed like 125k USD per person. We need to fricking tax the wealthy
While I'm against peak capitalism this 90 iq seething poor is a worse type of person that should be eliminated before the wealthy.
We don't need to tax the rich, we need to make them feel unsafe.
>We need to fricking tax the wealthy
kek the 1% pay like 60% of the taxes.
What you need to do is stop being a burden on society
inflation from money printing do be a hidden tax though, vastly rewarding the people who already own assets that appreciate in comparison to devaluing money
The ~~*1%*~~ could pay 100% of the taxes and still not feel it.
Imagine unironically simping for rich israelites
>all these neets replying sucking billionaire wiener
Whats the uncle tom equivalent of this?
unironically being rightwing but they'll cope and post IQ bell curves despite it being a fact that moronic people lean right while educated people lean left
>muh education is le evil and le marxist xD
point proves itself
Billionaires create jobs. Plus if you make money you earn it, taxation is theft
>This shit costed like 125k USD per person. We need to fricking tax the wealthy
People with money spending money, thus putting it back into the economy for others to spend
AHHH--- WHY DON:T THEY PUT IT IN A BANK FOREVER OR GIVE IT ALL TO THE GOVERNEMNT ?!?!?
>People with money spending money, thus putting it back into the economy for others to spend
Because they are objective differences between money being spent on moronic submarine tourism and something objectively more beneficial for society like healthcare and education. Otherwise just redistributing tax money randomly to people would have the same effect as any government spending policy. This is pretty well known subject, did you go to school?
Qrd?
>Everest
>Space
>Deep ocean
How stupid are tourists?
What's going on in the sea lately?
>orca whales fricking up boats, tearing off rudders
>people getting eaten by sharks
>people drowning
>ships doing barrel rolls because of waves
>Titanic sub goes missing
Cthulhu when?
>orcas are tipping ships full of economic migrants
Bros I’m not sure if I’m part of team shark anymore
OH FRICKING NO
PEOPLE DROWN AT SEA?
SELECT SEA PREDATORS ATTACK PEOPLE?
THIS IS LITERALLY UNHEARD OF
Nature is fricking tired of our shit so it's starting to wake up to frick us all
>people getting eaten by sharks
only ziggers and they dont qualify as homosexual sapiens. homosexual sovieticus is the name of the species and I for one am more concerned the sharks dont catch AIDS from it
>ships doing barrel rolls because of waves
It's part of their training, the coast patrol boat is built so that it will flip itself up after rolling
I'd only start worrying if all dolphins suddenly disappear.
getting eaten by sharks
This one is the most strange. The guy who was recently eaten by a shark was Russian. Russia is a landlocked country with no access to the sea. This is some seriously Missing 411 level of weirdness.
>Russia is a landlocked country with no access to the sea.
wut
did you just wake up and decide to be moronic today or what
It was a Meg.
Find h8m and eat him
They got the trip of their lives!
lel
They aren't missing, no rescue mission required, they are fricking dead.
The Titanic is 12,000 feet down, there's literally nothing anyone could do to "rescue" a sub stuck at that depth, if it where to develop a breach of any kind it would instantly implode killing anyone before they registered there was even a problem.
that's possible, but i'd wager it lost power or got snagged on something rather than instantly imploding, they probably slowly suffocated in the dark
Probably, They will probably launch another sub in a couple weeks down to the titanic and find that tourist sub stuck on some railing. Hell of a way to go, twelve hours or so trapped in a closet with some strangers waiting for CO2 to build up.
the movie to watch: Fear is the Key
You can bet your bottom dollar the smart rich guy on board the sub smuggled an ice pick up his ass just in case he needed to lower the oxygen rate drastically.
Don't they have cyanide tables or something for that kinda situation? Or maybe let the sub sink if the situation's hopeless.
no rich normie would actually do it though. They are just trapped in a cold, silent, tin can at the bottom of the ocean, it's not like they are in agony or anything that would make death a welcome reprieve to end the suffering. In that situation the normal person would still choose a few more moments choking on poisoned CO2, air rather than the painful death via cyanide.
CO2 isn't really all that bad of a way to go anyways, you just get sleepy and then go unconscious, not painful.
I guess you're right, but still, there has to be massive panic on that sub, I can't imagine them just chilling there in the pitch black dark on the seabed.
happened before, Russians practically do this shit every decade or so. They have had so many epic submarine disasters and it usually ends up with like a chunk of the crew getting sealed into a portion of the sub waiting for rescue like in the Kursk disaster.
>"23 sailors took refuge in the small ninth compartment and survived for more than six hours. When oxygen ran low, they attempted to replace a potassium superoxide chemical oxygen cartridge, but it fell into the oily sea water and exploded on contact. The resulting fire killed several crew members and triggered a flash fire that consumed the remaining oxygen, suffocating the remaining survivors."
There where a lot of other incidents with soviet boats too, being semen's a bad job
>Make oxygen cartridges so the crew can survive in the sub in case of a water breach
>OXYGEN CARTRIDGE EXPLODES UPON CONTACT WITH WATER
O2 candles are not there to produce oxygen for a "water breach," they are a means of producing breathable air when other means are not available. Such as an oxygen generator. O2 candles get VERY hot when activated and the environment in the final compartment of Kursk was not conducive to heat-producing items due to the flammable liquids in the water.
Those poor guys died the worst death you can have as a submariner: they ALMOST survived.
The Kursk thing is still mind blowing to me. If the Russians just accepted the Bong help earlier they could have saved more.
Putin would rather his sailors die than look weak be accepting western help, and they where afraid the British divers might see the classified 50 year old technology of the Kursk Oscar class.
the war only reinforced what a meme their navy is. What is even the point of keeping up the money sink as they are so shit at it even in the "golden" vatnik union days
They really would be better off keeping a token nuclear force like China has. China has like 500 nukes, enough to ensure that if they get nuked they can retaliate in kind.
It's too fricking expensive to maintain this shit anymore
James Cameron will save them
deep deep deep in the oceaaaan
Ex-Navy sub guy here, this is a common misconception about instantaneous death upon implosion. The delta P across any "small" crack is so enormous that the actual flowrate is along the lines of 10^-1 gpm. The hyperventilating in such a small place leads to increased CO2 output which drives all inside closer to hypoxia, i.e. making everyone sleepy and disoriented.
Mistakes were made.
t. Instructor's assistant at USN Sub School, Rotten Groten.
Literally no idea what you just said. Speak English, smart guy.
They would suffocate before being crush because of mathsy physicsy reasons.
So what you're saying is, when it's got ya, it doesn't actually gotcha?
I was waiting for the boy to cut off that girls head and frick a pig or something.
Boring!
I, personally, was waiting for an 18-ton of bricks to fall on him cartoonishly.
wholesome asian surveillance
this is the first chinese webm in this site that nobody dies. Cute even.
Whole time I was waiting for something to fall and crush someone in that webm. Kind of disappointed.
in english, doc
gas leak?
i was hoping he was gonna grab her and r*pe her haha
>10^-1
so around 0.1? Thats not that much
They slipped into another dimension.
we might get a sequel to Titanic after all (the straight to video trash doesn't count)
>12 Titanic dives
First dead billionaire shows up, Hamish Harding. Here's hoping for more.
Sounds like maybe it wasn’t an accident
>Yes, our "state of the art" PVC pipe submersible held together by chewing gum, goy!
>It will go all the way down to the Titanic! Truly a once in a lifetime experience!
>Don't worry, it's perfectly safe! If you get into trouble just tape the "return to surface" button on the iPad's touchscreen while holding X on the xbox controller!
>By the way, that will be a quarter million dollars for a ticket please! Plus tip!
they did it over 30 times before tho. Something got fricked up
Latest reports are one crew member and 4 multi-millionaires. 100% dead.
These things are cheaply made and riding on the edge. It was only a matter of time before it crunched.
I'm surprised they're going for recovery, though. I guess the billionaires really want the half-crushed remains of their pals to make sure they died in the wreckage.
Kind of weird when rich people die, like Kobes death and this. Shows being super rich doesn't make you immune to danger.
You're painfully unfunny and corny.
Why don't they just attach a giant rope to the sub before it goes down? That way they just pull it to safety when this kind of situation occurs.
A 4000m rope? good luck with that, buddy.
What happened here is the whole thing imploded, so pulling it up isn't useful anyway.
if you run out of rope just tie another rope to the end. wa-la longer rope you dummy
"Rope" would need to be a 12,000 foot long steel cable, which itself would weigh several metric tons. The sub would also weigh several tons, and you would need some sort of winch on the ship to haul it up and down, and then when it got down to the titanic the damn sub wouldn't be able to traverse the wreck because it was tied to a 12,000 foot long steel cable.
Being on a submarine sounds like my worst nightmare
What are the odds they make this out alive?
They're already dead, anon.
0.00001%. Guy with a buddy at the company says they just straight up lost all comms, and their beacons are independent battery shit. So it almost certainly catastrophically imploded and blew that shit to pieces.
>They expect one of us in the wreckage brother
>Have we started the flood?
>Yes, the water level rises
>If I pull open that hatch, will you die?
>It would be extremely painful
Frickin morons shouldnt be going down there anyway. Who would think that's a good idea
Why don't you want us going down there???
One of the gates to agartha is blocked by the titanic (was done so on purpose by the rothschild to seal us on this prison planet)
why must they gatekeep agatha
How did you post the same image as:
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Cameron will find what's left of them the next time he goes down there
>Avatar 3 delayed by 5 years so that he can make a documentary on finding their wreckage
He's not going anywhere anymore, he's too old and frail.
As he got situated in the vessel, which he said had about as much room inside as a minivan, Pogue said he "couldn't help noticing how many pieces of this sub seemed improvised, with off-the-shelf components," including a video game controller that was used to pilot the sub.
They're fricked. Pray I'm wrong.
Well the military used to use xbox controllers for shit so thats not too bad. I used to dream of going in these subs, sucks they seem to shiftily made. Plus the audacity to charge those prices for a piece of shit sub means easy lawsuit right?
>Plus the audacity to charge those prices for a piece of shit sub means easy lawsuit right?
..
>Deez guize blew up my wallet too!
>this sub seemed improvised, with off-the-shelf components," including a video game controller
kek
In there defense, the most famous deep sea Submarine the "DSV Alvin" that discovered Titanic, Bismarck, deep sea vents, etc, was made in a fricking breakfast cereal factory by General Mills. I Don't know why exactly the US government decided
>"you know who I bet would a make deep sea submarine?"
>"The guys who make Cheerio's and Frosted Flakes!"
The weird thing is it that it worked it the cereal company made a sub that's continued to work for more than 50 years.
>The weird thing is it that it worked it the cereal company made a sub that's continued to work for more than 50 years.
Well of course, anon, they're grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
>including a video game controller that was used to pilot the sub.
you fricking moron. using things like xbox controllers is standard across almost most control schemes that allow it. Why invent something new if the already existing one works. Everything from air/water/land drones are piloted with these controllers including military versions like uavs. Nothing wrong in using it on a manned small mini sub comparable to your usual deep sea drone in handling/dimensions
>know the video game controllers are cheap Chinese shit nowadays
>get called a moron for not trusting chinks
Yeah ok, dude.
Fangtooth bros, we eating good tonite.
I'm johnny knoxville and this is the 12000ft deep sea dive
that's pathetic. Anyone who willingly goes into that thing in anything but a kiddie pool is negative for an IQ.
Good,frick those fricks who act like their farts and turns are so sophisticated and superior and they are above everyone,this and the invader ship sinking in Greece are some of the best recent news
>This shit costed like 125k USD per person. We need to fricking tax the wealthy
frick you guys. just because they have money dosn't mean they weren't brave adventurous people. not one of you has probably left their home state and you talk shit about people who actually accomplish things and do interesting experiences in their lives
>get crushed like a bug in the cold deep
>accomplish things
They're feeding crabs I guess.
Those sub trips are fake, they send a drone down to feed footage to the actual sub's view screens, which is dangling just below the ship. They just blew it up to make people think it was all real.
You're wrong, homosexual. They're looking for those buttholes now-in the ocean. homosexual.
What is there to gain from staging a bunch of boomer tourists exploding into giblets?
Between 1970 and 2000, the cost to launch a kilogram to space remained fairly steady, with an average of US$18,500 per kilogram. When the space shuttle was in operation, it could launch a payload of 27,500 kilograms for $1.5 billion, or $54,500 per kilogram. For a SpaceX Falcon 9, the rocket used to access the ISS, the cost is just $2,720 per kilogram.
i can barely stand airplanes
every time i enter an airplane i get myself so worked up because im overthinking the whole damn thing
1) im entering a huge metal tube thats pressurized
2) im in a huge metal tube thats flying
3) its flying because the air pressure is denser underneath the airplanes wing than above
4) im in a huge metal fricking tube, flying in the air, at hundreds of miles per hour, and if anything goes wrong, there's literally nothing i can do
and you wonder why i freak out about airplanes
imagine shoving me in a fricking submarine, id go insane
Reminder any one person can just rip open the emergency exit if they felt like it and you will get sucked out and probably turned into jello from being sent into the engine.
Are you moronic?
did you see that video where the Korean guy opened the door? it was at low altitude, it's impossible to open the door when you're at the high altitude where you would get sucked out because of the pressure differential
5) your life is in the pilots hands, if they want to nosedive it, then that’s that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanwings_Flight_9525
This is horrifying. The captain was trying to chop through the damn wienerpit door as they flew into the mountain. Christ.
Verification not required.
>"we're going for a ride"
or your plane goes into a stall while taking off or landing with no time or room to recover
We had guys go nuts on the boat before. They'd inevitably be sent to the torpedo room for some personal handcuffed supervision by a gigantic Black person torpedoman. Some guys wrote death poetry on the walls with grease pencil. Some guys threatened to sink us all. Some guys may have been making the whole thing up, but you don't take chances with this type of thing hundreds of feet below seal level.
>pay an obscene amount of money to die at the bottom of the ocean
It's the true Titanic experience. Bravo, Cameron!
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>"mission specialist"
Always funny seeing the kind of bullshit they feed the pay piggies so they can act like they're doing more than gawking.
So what exactly was your "mission" down there, Mr. specialist?
frick 'em. Idiots can't be satisfied just watching drone video like the rest of us. Can't wait to leave a bunch of these buttholes stranded on Mars
>what's that hissing noise?
>UK’s billionaire Hamish Harding alongside 3 other guests a pilot were aboard the vessel
Billionaire sisters...it’s not looking good.
Maybe I'm dumb but I figured small subs would have rapidly inflatable balloons that could bring you to the surface for this exact type of situation?
Something akin to a car airbag that could rapidly deploy and begin your ascent in the event of motor failure
>rapidly inflatable balloons that could bring you to the surface
I'm pretty sure that's a recipe for head poppin.
the sub is pressurized. You could blast to the surface as fast as you could and it would not make a difference.
>As divers, we are better acquainted than most with the effects of pressure at depth, and the Titanic's location on the bottom of the Atlantic features a surrounding pressure of 6,000 psi/410 bar
so how are you gonna inflate those balloons? I hope your gas bottles have more than 410 bar
oh no it was Hamish
>headquarters in dubai
And nothing of value was lost
Small balloons that would make you positive buoyant barely so you climb slowly
Everything about him makes me physically ill. The world is better off without him.
I tend to agree with you. i wonder how he made his money I don't quite get it. I guess prob oil somehow
His business is headquartered in Dubai that tells you everything you need to know. Absolute scum frick
Nothing burger, this happens all the time its just more sensationalist because the titanic and millionaires are involved. Most likely some kind of equipment malfunction and they are stranded somewhere. They will be able to survive a few days until they find their location.
I dunno man do submarines really go missing all the time?
an Argentinan one went missing after getting to near the Falkland's
Good.
Do you mean the "General Belgrano" She identifies as a trans-submarine.
You know this is a submersible, not submarine? A more fancy toy that NEEDS to have mother ship hail it back in couple of hours. It literally cannot go back on its own.
Dude they have already "Been missing" for longer than than the submersible has air on board, they are fricking dead.
You don't go missing at the bottom of the ocean, you die. It's not like a movie where they will MacGyver a solution, and somehow get to the surface, they are probably already dead lying on the bottom of the ocean being eaten by crabs.
Elon Musk just announced he is helping with the search. You are going to look pretty dumb once SpaceX subs pull them up from the bottom of the ocean in one piece
>Announces he has a great plan to save everyone
>Doesn't elaborate
>Calls the people actually working on the search and rescue pedos
>Leaves
he's gonna drill through the ocean
GOD SPEED MR MURSK
The pressure there is akin to to dropping an 50kg anvil from 30 meters. Constantly applying itself at every inch.
What is the purpose of taunting death? You're betting your life on nothing going wrong but why?
>The missing submersible that vanished with five people on board is controlled by a PlayStation controller
>controlled by a Playstation controller
>rob rich c**ts of six figures to take a trip on your death machine
>control it with a $70 snoy controller
lmao
>Sony keeps seething about Xbox buying Activision
>they kill a billionaires as a warning to Bill gates
It's all coming together.
a lot of drones and ROVs are controlled by game controllers
My original ps3 controller still works, should I donate it to the rescue team?
>sending the navy
Why not send James Cameron to find them?
Cameron was angry someone tried to disturb the sacred Titanic grounds. So he called few favours.
Did he summon Cthulhu?
He can't keep getting away with it!
>Be Titanic enthusiast
>Literally die on it to get the full experience
Jimmy can't compete
>pay 125k USD just to see the Titanic
>get the full Titanic experience instead
Sounds like a bargain.
Didn’t get the love it deserved
Frick I'm laffin
It took like 70 years for them to find the titanic and that thing is massive. Its hopeless.
>Mr. Cameron
>What is it? Can't you see I'm trying to do this reverse shot of a navi tail capturing a bird?
>It's the President!
>President of what?
>The United States, he..
>Say no more, prepare the sub for submerge, how much O2 do they have left?
kino!
>Pay big money to see Titanic
>Get the real full experience
Lucky!
>They found them
Thank god, they are safe.
So four people paid $500k to get turned into a paste.
Bit ghoulish paying that money to lurk around a graveyard. The dives to find the thing are cool I guess but this just seems a bit grim tbh.
They found them, but there is apparentl another person amongst them. His name is...Jack.
There are 5 people trapped in a tiny submarine at the bottom of the ocean right now, likely sitting in darkness, slowly dying and you think this is funny
Humor is how one deals with tragedies.
If it was theor job or they were saving someone it would be tragic. However, It’s four vain morons paying $500k to look at graveyard site and do onions face.
I don't feel bad for people that die doing stupid shit like this or climbing Everest.
>The submersible went missing and is believed to have sufficent air reserves to last 96 hours.
Imagine being stuck in some cold dark place knowing your air is limited and its very possible no one will find you. Dudes are probably turning into Shinji right now
How long before the rape starts?
>need water every 3 hours to live
Whose bright idea was this?
>250k
>don't even supply water in the cheapo death chamber
>>need water every 3 hours to live
there's lots of it around them m8
Someone could make a Gilligan's Island remake in that sub on the Titanic wreckage...
Another senseless tragedy at sea
Coincidentally enough, I heard these millionaires were funding a PAC that aimed to abolish the Federal Reserve.
do you think they'll kill the weakest to save oxygen?
think about it 72 hours left of oxygen, for 5 people, that's 360 for 1 person. the strongest one will survive,
I call it fighting for air , trademarked kino.
The exertion of multiple murders would cause an increase in use.
A movie about the ghosts on the Titanic attacking research subs would be cool
This is what happens when you disturb the dead. The souls of Titanic claimed them.
>YFW they found survivors and are just working out the best way to bring them back to the surface after all this time
They found them. They are in the process of bringing the sub back to the surface. Hasan is covering it live
frick you no he's not
They found them, they were hiding inside toilet laughing. It was justa prank bro.
Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade,
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
>150 thousand dollar per person trip
>No bathrooms
>No water
>60 hours of air left
>Controlled by a dogshit 3rd party controller
The second I see that the pilot is using a 20 dollar dog shit Logitech controller i would've cancelled my order.
does this shit even have a window?
LITERALLY WHAT'S THE POINT
You watch it on a monitor through camera. Worth those $150k huh.
You watch from the screen.
Look at how much fun they're having!
If there's no windows....and you just look at a computer screen, why not just on the surface and look at a computer screen of an ROV?
Because then you can't brag to your millionaire buddies that you went down to the titanic
There's a tiny porthole at the back. You can see it from the toilet, which has a curtain for privacy.
>Killed by joycon drift.
Embarrassing
Unironically though
>new information has emerged suggesting that the incident may be related to a gaming phenomenon known as "joycon drift."
>Stockton Rush had recorded in a recent safety log that his "gaming controller was registering movement even with no human input"
>It fricking steered itself into the Titanic
imagine if he had used switch controllers, he wouldn't even have left the dock
you can just unplug and replug to reset the stick, or press the start button combo
>Sorry bro, this is the only other controller I've got for you
they have a toilet though
?t=197
the billionaire's a scat aficionado?
someone link me the xbox controller at 3:37
it's a logitech F710
t.knower
Quick update to that though from Reuters. Apparently they *had* a toilet but the billionaire's digestive system didn't agree with the large order of Chili and Sea Bass they had the night before. Apparently the ships onboard oxygen sensors reported a massive decline in the quality of air shortly thereafter and the ships onboard plumbing readings are completely FUBAR.
Is there a woman on board, do you think they raped her in their last hours alive
>prototype submarine not properly rated by the submersible certifying bodies
yep they are gone
They found them, they were on /qa/ mining gems.
Starting to hear the operator was using a cheap USB controller and that it breaking might have caused navigation problems
why not just vaporize the water with a giant laser cannon
>CTRL+F
>"Rapping Dog"
>0 results
>Dissapointing thread
Elon Musk just launched Twitter Worldwide Aqua Team (T.W.A.T) to rescue them.
This is what the inside looks like. Its a submersible, not a sub. There are cameras on the outside that let you see shit on a tv. All of them were packed inside like this. The captain uses a madcat controller and drives it around
That will be $250,000 please
>All that money to watch some guy essentially play a videogame
You have to be INSANE to get locked into this shit.
>maiden voyage of Titanic results in disaster
>maiden voyage of this tin can results in disaster
It rhymes
Do we have any idea what the gender and ages of the crew of this little disaster movie are?
the passengers were as follows:
- Harding
- Logan Paul
- Jake Paul
- The Island Boyz
Let's pray for their safe return
Wait so if there’s no windows what’s the point of being in the sub, they could just send a drone and watch from the ship
there's a window at the front
Really questionable design choice on this thing, really ought to go all out and slap 2 big ol' flotation devices on the back end of it too complete the look.
if you had 60 hours left to live and knew you were fricked, would you just open the hatch?
would be over quick enough but naw i'd enjoy life for as long as i'd want to
just kill the rest of the people there if you're the strongest, increase your o2 for 11 days. then hope for the best.
Yeah but then if you were rescued you would have to explain why everyone else is murdered
paranoia from lack of oxygen
what jurisdiction is the bottom of the titanic? who do I answer to?
>who do I answer to?
Poseidon!
>Dude, the Iceberg did it! Trust me!
>the charges, officer?
wouldn't they all shit themselves after you kill them?
That depends how you kill them. Getting them in the airlock to "check for an Amazon package" and then flooding in results in 0 shit.
fuking suicide right into the Titanic control room, become PART of the tour foreva!
Time to "RAISE THE DEAD OF THE TITANIC!!!"
I would never get in that tiny sub because what if someone did a stinky fart
>When asked for comments about the situation both RMS Titanic and Mr. Shnoaw Iceberg declined to comment.
>"Not time or place, if there are any accusations show me the evidence or contact my lawyer" - Titanic said to local press pursuing the matter.
Hmmmm
it's official , they're sending James Cameron
>guided by text messages
>OceanGate Expeditions
>The wreck of the Titanic lies about 400 miles off the coast of Newfoundland. Without any cell towers in the middle of the ocean, we are relying on @Starlinkto provide the communications we require throughout this year’s 2023 Titanic Expedition.
Muskchads........
>scuba and oxygen tanks for backup under the seats
BROS THEY ARE SAVED
Even if the sub has broken down. Surely, there's an emergency button to press which blow the tanks so that it surfaces slowly?