to defeat thanos all they had to do is explain to him how his plan is retarded

to defeat thanos all they had to do is explain to him how his plan is moronic

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk could literally end world hunger and ensure every human being was fed, clothed, and housed, (or the governments of the world could do so by adequately taxing them) but they deliberately choose not to because they have no loyalty to their fellow man and would rather see a mass extinction event than even entertain the abolition of capitalism

    That's Thanos

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk could literally end world hunger and ensure every human being was fed,
      how are they going to do that, exactly?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        By killing all the hungry people.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh, yeah, fair enough.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no answer
        holy shit I'm shocked. look at how shocked I am.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking this, so much this. Why cant everyone on earth just be nice? How about feeling good is the new currency? Being a good fricking person should be what makes you wealthy. Then I'd be Jeff and Jeff would be in his mommy's basement like the little incel he is.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Being a good fricking person should be what makes you wealthy. Then I'd be Jeff and Jeff would be in his mommy's basement like the little incel he is.
        kek
        >implying he is a good person
        >when he's wasting his time on Cinemaphile instead of volunteering at an orphanage or something else

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How will they do that?
      Just go and throw money around, it would help for a couple of weeks, then what?
      I´m not defending greedy people but if they can do that so can any dictator and leader of criminal cartels on third world countries

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just throw billions at subhuman shitskins theyll definitely build a functioning society

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4 billion starving nigglets and pajeets
      >spend billions if not trillions to make sure theyre all fed
      >10 years later
      >20 billion starving nigglets and pajeets
      >repeat
      This is why africa and india are 60% of the world population

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >colonial power comes in, steals resources, makes the indigenous people a slave caste
        >woooow why aren't they as successful as the colonial powers that took all their capital?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Entire continent of Europe bombed to oblivion with 40 million dead during WWII
          >Bounce back in a decade

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What is the Marshall plan

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Colonies also received financial aid. Nineteenth century colonialism was in large part inspired by humanitarianism.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >colonial power comes in
          >finds pre bronze age tech levels
          >advances tribes about 3000 years in 200 years
          >results in 21st Century 3rd world

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This, you can't advance people before they're ready, if they'll ever be, the prime directive had a point.
            Look at the N. Sentinelese. They've been on that island for 40,000 years allegedly, with little to no interference and no colonialism, and we still don't know if they're invented fire.

            Not all peoples were meant to 'advance'.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elon Musk could give every human on Earth $100k and still have $165B left. It's true.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb monkey, Haiti for example has had the most support in terms of aid and funds than any other country in the world and its still a shithole

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, in Endgame when he learns his original plan wouldn't work, he changes to an even worse plan.
    They end up being fortunate that "Destroy the Entire Universe and Start Over" wasn't his intent when he snapped the first time

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wouldn't have listened
    He's too attached to the idea because this is what he proposed to do to save his race, but they turned it down and died out as a result, the feeling of vindication is too great to see reason

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I bet the psychopathic egomaniacal cosmic warlord will listen calmly.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      and that's what no one did

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      one guy can shout at him while all others are fighting him, doesn't have to someone important, just a loud guy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Not listening" is not a case of "literally not hearing you". He has no intent of changing his mind because it's really all about him and feeling vindicated.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they banish Thanos to the dark dimension

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He learns it will not work in Endgame, and switches to wiping out the entire universe and starting over.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, in Endgame when he learns his original plan wouldn't work, he changes to an even worse plan.
      They end up being fortunate that "Destroy the Entire Universe and Start Over" wasn't his intent when he snapped the first time

      then they can try to convince him to try it out on one planet before killing everyone

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kill half of all life
    >universe repopulates in a few years
    >repeat
    >universe repopulates in a few years (again)

    this was his plan?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He thought the lesson of halving would teach the remaining half to keep their populations under control and avoid overpopulation. More importantly they should be grateful to him for his sacrifices in accomplishing it.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't have necessarily worked. morons don't change their ways even when presented with evidence.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >surely this insane supervillain will just listen to my logical explanation and see the error of his ways

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think if you put him in an empty void where he can do nothing to entertain himself he would eventually come to this conclusion, I think dr strange could've done something like this

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        nevermind that wouldn't work, he would jerk off in the void, that what I would do

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a traumatised, self-righteous narcissist with extreme delusions of grandeur and OCD. What he really needed was strong meds and a warm straight-jacket in a loony bin

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe a good solid whack in the head with a golf club too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So traumatized he didn't realize he could curbstomp the whole cast even without the Stones.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not moronic though, halving the population absolutely reduces resource consumption.
    All c**ts have to do to stop it from reaching the same levels again is keep their legs closed.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So why not kill them all instead and now there's no point?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and now there's no point?
        You just said it.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This like, how is this guy an imposing villain other than him being strong? He’s like this philosopher and shit but he’s a drooling idiot? This is a great example of a character intended to be smart written by morons
    If he wanted to wipe out half of all life fine but the reasoning is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Literally a million ways to circumvent that without wiping out all life, why are you starting from the top of the pyramid to fix the whole thing? Fix the foundation first. Frick it dude.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm actually doing this for the Dussy.
    -Thanos

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how the comic version of the story does not have this problem.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All they had to do was accuse him of being a pedophile according to conservatives.

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