>To lift the spider's curse, simply recite a Simpsons verse

>To lift the spider's curse, simply recite a Simpsons verse

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    To lift the spider's curse, simply recite a bible verse.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's not the correct wording

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neither is OP's

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is genuinely how delusional the Cinemaphile christians are that they thought this would get replies and all the catholic larpers born WASPS would gather around and read their favorite bible verses lmao

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are the dumbest, blackest gorilla moron.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the joke was that quote is itself a Simpsons verse

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was the best of times; it was the blurst of times!

    Stupid monkey!

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bort

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    gucci loafers

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It doesn't mean anything. It's like Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong or "Give Peace a Chance.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    just say slavery

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE EVERY APE I SEE
    FROM CHIMPAN-A TO CHIMPANZEE
    YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF MEEE

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everybody if you can do the Bartman

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE EM ONE OF THESE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Double barrel shotgun firing 3 times is my favorite gag for some reason

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ..and here's some more Germans we killed.

    That flame-thrower really toasted their waffles.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      fancy german car

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm seeing double, four Krustys!

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you and come again
    D'oh

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A rabbi never exaggerates! He composes, he creates thoughts. He tells stories that may never have happened but he does not exaggerate!

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well anons?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I was saying boo-urns

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the frogurt contains potassium benzoate

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s bad

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    DENTAL PLAN

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lisa needs braces

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He remains unsurpassed

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a pornography store! I was buying pornography!

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    *gasps* It's true! The jar's empty! Oh, my God! We're ruined. Christmas is cancelled. No presents for anyone!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Been rewatching season 1 and its a lot comfier than I remember. Rough around the edges but lots of charm.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    la la la la la im in love with lovely johnny

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name ONE moment thats more kino

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we call you Uncle Blackie?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gentlemen, to evil

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they do it bros..........

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      very cringe in all honesty

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's saves money. Animation costs money. Money doesn't grow on trees.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        not my problem

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually it does because money is made of paper.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was the actual show animated that way, or are you crying about only the opening

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how they subtly turned the cashier's hands black.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Simpsons
      >season 1 - 12

      Have a group of actual animators that draw the characters and bring them to life. Heart and soul is put into it

      >The Simpsons
      >season 20 and on

      Fire most of the animators and hire 2 computer graphics designers that have no real idea of animation and make the entire town of Springfield lifeless robots. No human emotion put into whatsoever, they just want to get their paycheck and leave

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was strolling through the gas one day

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > i think women and seamen don't mix

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bye, book.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Simpsons
    Meet the Simpsons
    They're a modern 2 car garage family
    From the town of Springfield

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    have the rolling stones killed

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He could shoot a deer, that's like shooting a beautiful man

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    enchiladas

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you stupider than a monkey?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It was the best of times, it was the BLURST OF TIMES?! YOU STUPID MONKEY

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do the bartman

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"That's not a knife, that's a spoon ." "Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lime Ricky anyone?

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll krump with you sweetie pie

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center 🙂

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Whats so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about seeeeeeex?
    >I had seeeeeex
    >euuuugh

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    BART DO YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    "remove the stone of shame!"
    "WOOHOOOOOO!"
    "...And Attach, THE STONE OF TRIUMPH!"
    "D'OH!"

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It was the thirteenth hour of the thirteenth day of the thirteenth month.
    "Lousy Smarch weather"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >do not touch, willie
      >good advice!

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    TROMBOPOLINE! TRAMBAMPOLINE!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He say what now

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Do not touch Willy. Good advice."
    *Cranks up the Thermostat*

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    KICK EM IN THE DISH PAN WOO WOO WOO

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard your dad went to a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T BE ALARMED. CONTINUE SWIMING NAKED.

    awwww c'mon! Continue! ...Alright, open fire.

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now Im gonna grab me something SWEET

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NO! MR SIMPSON DON'T TAKE YOUR ANGER OUT ON ME! GET BACK GET BACK!! MR SIMPSO-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    fancy german car

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>To lift the spider's curse, simply recite a Sneedy verse

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A-Googily-Doodgily

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer.

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, you have any sugar around here?
    Sugar, sure. You want some cream, too?
    Uhhhh...no.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hank Scorpio's breakaway republic should have remained canon.

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well I guess everything’s wrapped up in a nice little package. /spoiler I was being sarcastic /spoiler

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Works on contingency?
    >No! Money down

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dental plan

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keep gaming

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ask you, what is a contract? Webster's defines it as an agreement under the law, which is unbreakable. Which is unbreakable!

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Things are finally coming up Milhouse!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Marge, there's only two kinds of guys that wear Hawaiian shirts: gay guys and big fat party animals, and Bart doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me...

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not Lenny!

    Not LENNY!

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    NANANANANANANANANANANANANA

    FISHING

  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
    I’ve based my entire life philosophy on this statement

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Donuts; is there anything they can't do?

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inflammable means flammable? What a country!

  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Three misfortunes? That’s possible. Seven misfortunes? There’s an outside chance. But nine misfortunes? I’d like to see that!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Well, well. Steve Sax from New York City. I heard some guy got killed up in New York and they never solved the case. But you wouldn’t know anything about that, would you, Steve?

  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No that's too big 🙁

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up and put it in your mouth you dumb c**t

  68. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ahhh the ballet
    *bear riding around on a tricycle*

  69. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Le grille? What the hell is le grille?!

  70. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh we're SENDING OUR LOOOOOVE DOWN THE WELL
    AAAAAALLLLL THE WAY DOWN
    >so krusty, what are your plans for the royalties?
    >We got to pay for promotion, shipping, distribution. You know, those limos out back, they aren't free.
    >Whatever's left, we throw down the well.

  71. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we were going to Christmas Island
    What's on Christmas Island?
    Apes, but they're smaller.

  72. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    PITT THE ELDER!

  73. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sleep in a big bed with my wife

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  74. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHO CONTROLS THE BRITISH CROWN?
    WHO KEEPS THE METRIC SYSTEM DOWN?

  75. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he said it was just a name!
    >what he meant was that Monster Island is actually a peninsula

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH N-

  76. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Smithers, dismember his corpse and give his widow a corsage

  77. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Achoo
    Why is that mirror sneezing?

  78. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You better run egg!

  79. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please accept this bucket of frozen shrimps as apology
    >These shrimps aren't frozen, and they smell funky!
    Okay, have two buckets
    >Wohoo!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pay no attention to the giant hat

  80. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  81. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > care to join me in a belt of scotch?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Works on contingency? No, money down!

  82. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    gucci loafers

  83. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Excuse me, can you tell me where the Burns-Os are?

  84. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take THAT, Bitterman!

  85. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    O pruny night,
    The stars are sweetly wrinkled,
    We are the fruit,
    That your grandmother loves.

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