To this day it remains the best Capekino ever made
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3 > 1 > 2
>"Shalom"
How did Raimi do it?
incredible poster too
i hate mcuck shit and their bland with all the characters lined up so much, absolutely soulless. no message, no creativity, no sense of art
>Really, Sam? Bendis?
>Him?
>Bendis?
>Bend what?
I know.
>ultimate
Ew
They picked the Ultimate universe because they could pull off his origin in modern day and still use source material. Almost all of the super hero movies use concepts from Ultimate universe. The only major variance in the MCU is Captain America is the first super soldier instead of Fury. If only the second Spider Man reboot could have pulled off the larger aspects of the Ultimate Spider Man origin. I would have liked the Parker-Brock Venom experiments before Peter's birth that created the symbiote more coherently than the set up we got with the deleted scenes.
when is thermonuclear cheesehead going to appear in a movie?
Yes. 2gays get out.
I’ve never gottten hype over two. It was good but way too sappy
bros, i fricking love spiderman
The entire trilogy is peak kino, they literally dont make em like this anymore
Holy fricking kino
i still have no idea what that means. why a pair of claws? and how does this relate to doctor octopus?
Its a piece by T.S Eliot called The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.
No shit that still doesnt answer my question
Its ironic that a piece by T.S Eliot about love that his wife once told him about ends up referencing his life.You'd understand if you read it
you're mentally handicapped
The poet laments his complex and tragic life and wishes he was a simple sea creature with claws like a crab or a lobster on the bottom of the ocean away from civilization never knowing it existed. Doc Ock also identifies with a sea creature (octopus), is a tragic figure, ends up deep in the sea, and his tentacles have claw attachments.
It's a Lobster, anon
KINO
sovl writing
sovl casting
sovl cgi
We really had no idea how good we had it back then. It's insane to me how SOVLless the world became in less than a decade.
> the past was actually even better than you already thought it was
No lie detected. The whole trilogy is absolute gold. The first one has the best villain portrayal but 2 is probably the best overall. 3 is obviously the weakest but still entertaining.
At least this spiderman didn't get raped in the ass.
No. Spider-Man 2 is the best capekino ever made. It took me years to accept this personally.
HERESY!!!
Perfect casting
Beautiful ningen must die
resting b***h face
never really liked her never really did anything for me
Yup, perfect adaption of the comic book style
Raimi spiderman are absolutely the best superhero movies, it's not even close.
This. Nolan's movies are midwit le serious crime dramas that just happen to have people in costumes in them. Raimi's stuff is pure superhero SOVL and honors the character with sincerity, admiration and dedication to his portrayal. Also, it has some of the most human scenes i've seen in movies, period. That scene where Peter tells Aunt May he's responsible for Ben's death is *chef's kiss*. The effort and care they put in these films even if people back then would have settled for something decent and half-way fun like the X-Men movies says something. Great movies.
Even the CGI looks better, what the frick
SOVL
I can here this webm.
Seconding
cannot really understand how or why this movies look worse today, all the fricking budget is supposed to go into cgi and it looks like ass
last good looking cgi i remember in capeshit is first avengers movie
> all the fricking budget is supposed to go into cgi and it looks like ass
Not back in 2002, they did shit real if they could you fricking zoomie
>Not back in 2002
look worse TODAY
thank you great insight
You are just dumb
He’s not bashing the movies you spergs he’s asking why cgi in capeshit looks worse today than in 2002 if all the budget goes to it.
You aren't just dumb, you are a borderline moronic zoomer addicted to tiktoks.
>looks ass
You have no idea what you're talking about. Plus first Avengers movie is shot like a fricking TV movie.
Talent train, new directors and outsourcing to 90 iq indians.
The talented people who knew how lighting works go work at google, nvidia etc for way more money and less hours.
Also older directors knew how to shoot a scene and allow for CGI to be inserted into it after while taking lighting conditions/framing etc etc into account.
Transformers 2007 vs Rise of the Beasts is a good example. Bay shot the scenes on an actual camera on location, worked in practical effects whenever possible and had a prime ILM help guide him. The difference is noticeable even to normie morons.
What spider-man movie has the best web-slinging?
Either 1 or 2.
ASM2
I watched the open matte version yesterday, it's kino.
So....Who cleans this shit off buildings?
it dissolves into dust after a few hours
This was so good. The reboots never managed to capture the same feel of speed and movement.
It sucks that in the Insomniac's game you can't do vertical 360 swings like that.
Based.
>CRT monitors
Sovl. Also I didn't know Maria Bamford was in SM2
Spider-Man 2 had a ton of little 1-line cameos
>"Let me tell you something Rogan, there I was, on the New York line. Getting absolute fricked by a nut job super villain. But I stood my fricking ground and saved New York's city finest, Spider-Man himself.
I tell ya, his juicy twink ass in those tights were unbelievable, just un-fricking-believable. It was a different time."
Truly Raimi's NYC was a magical place.
There's an entire generation of men who grew up with this as kids
Perfect casting also helps, this is Uncle Ben
I love how excited he was to get the opportunity to take Peter to the library so he could have a heart-to-heart.
>Zoomies dont even know what a library is
Truly time has passed
I’m a zoomer and I just went to the library 2 days ago. Read the dune concept art book as well as a book on screenwriting. Libraries are comfy places I neglected most of my life, but have been getting into them a lot since 2022.
MCU made excuses why they skipped spidey's origin but we all know it's because they can never top this...
Yeah. I'm not even sure what the competition would be. Not any Marvelslop that's for sure.
First things that come to mind would be:
>Superman 1978
>Watchmen
>Dredd
>Pixar's Incredibles
>X-Men 2
>Joker
>Batman Begins
Maybe Blade 2 is up there for style points
Take Watchmen off of there and that's a solid capekino list
If Watchmen isn't considered capekino then idk what is. Only Cinemaphile autists hate on that movie.
This. For a movie that long, it flows BEAUTIFULLY. Great pacing. Or atleast I think so. It has great scene after great scene and Jackie Hayley as Rorschach is on the same level as Ledger's Joker for me in terms of defining the character and being the most memorable part of his film.
You'd cut watchmen but not joker? Dafuq?
Literally only midwits dislike Watchmen.
Logan is crazy good
>Batman Begins
>doesn't even put Batman 1989 or Returns
The Dark Knight is up there too, disagreeing is peak contrarianism.
How the frick did Raimi do it?
The films also have god tier casting
Single handedly the best cast role in all of cape shit.
>bring back Simmons
>make him bald and almost remove his iconic mustache
>Simmons puts his foot down and they reluctantly let him keep the mustache
MCU is so disgusting
He had to fight to keep the mustache in his MCU cameos? Seriously?
https://movieweb.com/spider-man-no-way-home-jk-simmons-mustache/
JK Simmons has been bald for like 40 years. He's wearing a hairpiece in the spiderman movies.
It would be Spider Man 2, but this is of course an acceptable answer.
The best Marvel movies ever made were Spider Man 1 and 2, and Hulk.
Its funny, since 2012 redditors have shown a distaste for the original Hulk movie while I always enjoyed it. Now it seems my opinion that the distinct style and story of the original is far more marking than 99% of what came after it.
it's the best hulk movie in that it perfectly reflects the nonsensical shitshow of every Hulk storyline from the 90s through the 2000s
the Norton one is too bland imo
Glad to see some appreciation there
It's a great origin story with heart.
Rewatched all 3 recently, they're so fricking good
I did the same a couple of years ago. The first in particular is as close to perfect as a superhero film could possibly be. We had absolutely no idea how good we had it back then.
>Jesus, I beg you please, if you really are out there
>Please, PLEASE!
>KILL PETER PARKER
Raimi was such a Golden simpsons-tier comedian
The pacing is off, it feels too rushed. 2 is better.
>n-nuh uh!
Yeah, it is. Get over it.
>b-b-but
Shhh.
Too bad remi didn't use a scene with lunatic calm - leave you far behind.
Nice catch
>We're not so different, you and I
Never noticed this one. Pretty cool symbolism though i'm not sure what for.
Both scientists (i know le epic maymay) and both got super powers by science experiments, that's one obvious mirror
Second is Peter did stray awfully close to Norman's path by letting anger get the best of him with Uncle Ben's killer. "We are not so different you and i"
It's not really that deep just a nice little touch.
The Raimi trilogy feels timeless, the only Spider-Man ever to capture the decades of Spider-Man zeitgeist without being bound to a specific era and feeling dated
Kirsten Dunst was my childhood crush
LIKE POTTERY
>mogs raimi kiddie shit
This. I like Spider-Man 1 & 2 (3 is ass, and I'm not sorry), but Batman Returns is fricking KINO.
Good visuals but the plot is moronic.
>X-Men (2000) : 296 mil worldwide
>Spiderman (2002) : 821 mil worldwide
After the failure of Batman & Robin in 1997, Raimi saved the superhero film genre with this film.
Based Raimi let X2 happen.
Based X2 enjoyer
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Aunt May's frustration at Peter trying to turn down a 20 dollar bill on his birthday is so goddamn sad.
They just dont make films like this anymore, holy shit
where was the quip or self-referential comment? feel like raimi missed a trick here
Kino, thats how
What I don't get is how Sam Raimi is israeli but his trilogy is packed with Sovl.
Though I guess even Hitler said noble ones exist.
>What I don't get is how Sam Raimi is israeli but his trilogy is packed with Sovl.
because maybe some israelites are based, genocide is never the answer
Wow I guess Hitler was wrong. I'm going to have to reevalutae my life.
The question you should always ask is, are they a soulful mizrahim or a devious and conniving ashkenazi
>taking the guy who drew motel art with bad perspective as an authority of what "soul" is
lmao
The israelites made him a bad painter. They would sneak in at night and change the perspective. That's why he was forced to do something about it.
>What I don't get is how Sam Raimi is israeli but his trilogy is packed with Sovl.
Haha holy shit that's racist
He's not an Ashken*zi
Hitler was israeli himself
I always thought Raimi was asian. His eyes look slanted.
Rosemary Harris is GOAT. Her driveway speech about heroism and dignity would sound cheesy coming from anyone else. Rosemary turned it into a frickjng Oscar moment. Ive seen it dozens of times and I still get misty.
This is what the new Spiderman movies completely fail to grasp. The most interesting thing about Peter Parker is his relatability, NOT his over the top suit and iron man-esque gadgets.
Making Peter a quippy zoomer with an easy as frick high school life takes away from what makes Peter interesting. You really feel Peter's struggle in the older movies, and how he desperately tries to balance his alter ego with his every-day life
>Flash in the Toby movies is a genuine butthole twice his size that would've put his head through a locker if he wasn't Spider-Man
>Flash in the new movies is a beta that nobody likes whose jabs at Peter come off like petty insecurity even to the other characters
One of the main character traits of spiderman is that he's broke and struggles to keep his life a float. The ironman jr shit completely disregards all that.
also this, flash casting in the tom holland movies might be the worst casting decision along with jesse eisenberg as lex luthor.
It's not even so much a bad casting decision (though I don't think it's great) as it is the actual writing though. They could have made a more nerdy Flash mogging Peter in school even at the things he's supposed to be good at and enjoys because he can't study as much work well.
Yeah im surprised how well Raimi got Peter Parker.
I hope we get a Spidey 4 that follows 1 and 2's formula again, really show Peter struggling with his new family life while jugging Spider Man, maybe he considers retirement at his age.
Batman Begins is still better, but Raimi's Spiderman is definitely extremely comfy.
Toby films > Webb films > shitty Tom Holland films
Reckon i might be doing a spider-man viewing tonight.
Also, what are the official kinosseur-approved pre-capeshit capekinos?
boomerbros, did girls back then have fun, kind, full personalities like raimi mj, instead of bland cynical zendaya mj?
Yes girls were forced to be people back when they didn't have a constant buffet of dicks offering to simp for them for a crumb of pussy on their phones at all times
This is my list
>disneyshit
embarrassing horrific taste
embarrassing
Disgusting disney shill
Dubs confirms you should kys
missed one
Check these
The Batman is top kino and Loki does suck but other than that your list is ass
The Batman is fricking ASS. Terribly written boring piece of shit with some cringe inducing performances. Only saving grace is the cinematography and some of the music.
>the batman
>better than civil war
Civil War is boring off-brand avengers goyslop with boring muted colors and fake drama
I wouldn't say "fake", but it's certainly meant for a younger audience
have a nice day tonight
>Man of steel, hanwiener, ang lee hulk that low
Trash tier list
The Suicide Squad is a legitimately great movie
Far from home in the S tier? Are you special needs?
What a way to waste your life
So I was going to make a post on my iPhone, and for the hell of it started clicking the middle button repeatedly. Lmfao my post had nothing to do with Covid all I said so far was “1 > 2 > 3”
>Nine and the only one that has been on the list for the past year and I have no clue how many of those people have died or died in that time and they have not even gotten a single shot in their lives so I’m just not really worried because I’m just a bit scared about it because I’m scared to get sick again but I’m just scared to be around them because they are sick so I’m not really worried anymore I just want them and I’m not worried that they will die because I’m not worried because I’m scared of it but I’m not worried because I’m not worried I just don’t know if they will die and I’m not worried because I’m not worried but I’m …..
I mean Raimi and Nolan, idk which one. Spider-man maybe me more enjoyable overall but TDK definitely had better heights and a better conclusion.
David "Suck Me Stinky" Aceveda
I disagree
>recreating the famous Spider-Man kiss scene with a fat bald israelite's "Spider-Man but black" OC and a version of Peter's late girlfriend he never got over
>"kino"
I think the word you were looking for was "on the nose cuckoldry"
based
pic related when?
apparently it's going into pre production
Hopefully never.
the aspect of him trying to make money as a pizza boy or a photographer made him so much more relatable vs just being some highschooler
picrel i was a skinny elementary school kid when i saw this and thought it was so cool seeing him beat up some mega roided out guy, the flash could have done this angle too
I love that this actually looks like a makeshift first attempt at a costume idea. It's just a simple hoodie, sweatpants, mask, and gloves with a spray painted logo.
Simple, practical, and realistic for a broke highschool kid.
motorcycle gloves tops it off, use to wear those or archery gloves when playing superheroes with friends
kick his spider ass
i always thought it was a bit strange how they completely glossed over how spiderman actually got his proper suit. who made it? peter? how?
Presumably he saved up money for decent fabrics. He could've taken it to a costume maker and told them it was for a cosplay.
I find it more believable that he made the suit on his own rather than the high tech web shooters. Which is why Raimi tried to memory hole this.
Haha "cosplay" didn't exist and wasn't a term in 2002 zoomer
You're embarrassing yourself
https://web.archive.org/web/20120705013049/http://yeinjee.com/tag/nobuyuki-nov-takahashi/
>zoomtroon pretending to have experienced the world before 2009
You have to go back.
huh? my childhood best friend went to a cosplay convention in 1999
I'm pretty sure there's a scene that shows him sewing it together himself in his room for like 5 seconds.
I've come to realize the reason Spider-Man 3 didn't work is that for the most part Peter was happy and everybody loved Spider-Man. That is simply not how it works.
Spider-Man 2 works because when Peter Parker drops his books, 3 people bash him in the head while he goes to picks them up. The movie just keeps beating and beating on the guy, which makes it feel all the more gratifying when he finally gets a slice of chocolate cake.
You nailed it
has there been a more emotional cape trilogy?
Watching old classic capeshit like this just makes me wonder what people enjoy in the new movies.
Even if you didn't care for the story or dialogue just the costume and set design, practical effects, goofy but entertaining performances and score made the movies enjoyable.
But new capeshit has ugly halloween costumes, video game CGI effects, a bland score that sounds AI generated and soulless visuals with no identity. There is just NOTHING there.
Every Danny Elfman score sounds the same. I think you might be undercutting your point here.
Better than what we get now
James Gunn is breddy good with needle drops. The soundtrack was the best part if Mr. Glass too.
Spider-Man 2
Darkman
Robocop
The Incredibles
Batman 89 + Returns
Batman Begins + TDK
Spiderverse movies
Guardians 3
Iron Man 3
James Gunn Suicide Squad
Wonder Woman
The Rocketeer
The Winter Soldier
Everything else is mid to trash
iron man 3 and not 1 ? bruh
3 is art, 1 is mid. It laid out the formula for every mid Marvel film to follow.
and yet no marvel movie comes close to it
>3 is art
homosexual
>bundling Gunnshit and Slopverse in with kino
A good rule of thumb is that if a comic book movie absolutely resents its source material, it's not a good comic book movie
Autism is a struggle
The John Cena show was kino too.
dogshit reddit taste
Aang lee hulk is a close second after the raimi spider man trilogy.
2 > 1 > TASM > NWH > 3 > Spiderverse > HC > FFH > Spiderverse 2 > TASM2
Fair assessment though I'd bump HC to equal 3, if you could cut out the Iron Man/Avengers stuff it'd be pretty damn good
the iron man avengers stuff isn't bad in those movies. people were just mad that spidey existed in that world instead of his own.
Tell is everything you loved about the The Amazing Spider-Man 1. Don't be afraid to get detailed.
He stinks and I don't like him
Maybe if you're 12.
Anybody hate the Deus ex machina web shite in the 2nd one? Oh no I suddenly can't shoot web, oh wait now I can. Wtf was that all about?
stress probably
I love Dunst's MJ
>CAPTCHA: ASSRGA
>pizza delivery cold open
>evil dead surgery
>bank robbery kino
>rent
>do you want a piece of chocolate cake?
>Aunt May's driveway minologue
>pretty much everything from JJJ's last scene till credits roll
Spider-Man 2 was a legit masterpiece. Definitely Raimi's best. It's crazy that the academy completely snubbed it.
Because it's not "capekino", it was just a movie that had to compete with other movies and didn't have a guaranteed box office return from armies of manchildren. It had to stake its own claim in cinema meaning it had to be interesting.
>it’s not cape kino
>it’s a superhero movie that was kino
We could have had Lizzie Olsen in a wet shirt if Raimi had full control of Doc Strange 2.
>no quips
>no sad music or any music
>just two people talking
PURE KINO
Tobey Maguire is still attractive for his age