Toki was more metal than the other guys by a lot

Toki was more metal than the other guys by a lot

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, you got the joke.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just a rock and roll clown

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyone who says this phrase or something similar should die horribly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nathan and murderface saw more death, skwisgaar and pickles just had shitty parents

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that why they call it death metal?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nathan had a normal life outside that one school accident. Murderface had a normal life outside of his parents being murdered but he was a baby. Skwisgaar mother was a prostitute, but for the most part he had a normal life outside of coming home and hearing her having sex. Pickles legit had it rough because his brother fricking framed him for everything and he kept doing crime.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So that's why Irish people drink so much?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          One of the reasons.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He had a hard life

            I need to watch this show again. It's so fricking metal

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It finally got an ending recently too, a final special following up on Doomstar.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Brutal.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wish that movie had actual comedy in it. They decided to make it some Marvel-tier feature for whatever reason, everyone just feels out of character and weird.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its was pretty based of Toki to help Pickle beat the frick out of Murderface after he said Pickle belongs in garbage can.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              My Father was pretty awesome. Fricking love my Father

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you belang in da gaerbage

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My Father was pretty awesome. Fricking love my Father

        >the band member with the most normal upbringing and the best relationship with his father is typically the most well adjusted and responsible of them
        Always thought that was pretty neat.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thats whats familys is, peoples yous hates

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He had a hard life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I ka-ka-ka-love yooooou
      🙂

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought the Joke was that everyone was pretty normal growing up and then decided to be the hardcore edgy Dethklok. Meanwhile Toki, the cinnamon roll of the group, lived a nightmarish black metal Norwegian nightmare life. The goodest boy has the most reason to be crazy but he's actually a good boy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everybody but nathan had a pretty bad upbringing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Varying degrees. But none as bad as Toki had. Nathan had loving parents though. I appreciate his relationship with his dad.Its cute.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Funniest joke in the entire series was Nathan having normal ass parents and upbringing

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man brags about eating lollipops, works at lollipop factory

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    titty fish

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nathan was the most metal because he didn't have bad parents. He was metal without being into it as a result of childhood trauma and angst. He was just born to it. He's got a great dad but still became the most metal.

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